tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329839.post-28560205449477989962008-05-07T09:00:00.001+10:002008-05-17T08:14:12.841+10:00Why hello there.<br /><br />Now that I'm officially 30 years old as recognised by the International Federation of Aging I feel that it's totally justified of me to have a bit of a complain every now and then. I'm currently at status Griper and will be looking to advance through the stages until I reach my utimate goal of Crotchety. It's bold, I realise, but I think I'm up for it.<br /><br />Future gripes may include such characters as; the youth of today, work peeps and general citizenry.<br /><br />Today's gripin' is titled : The Youth of Today That Sit Right Next To Me Not Quite 50cms Away At Work.<br /><br />Dear Bec,<br /><br />I know that this is your first ever job, but here is a list of things that are a bit dodge. You can tell everyone thinks they are a bit dodge by the way everyone kinda always says 'dude that is a bit dodge.'<br /><br />1.) Donuts, chocolate and Coke every morning for breakfast is gross. You're a little bit huge.<br />2.) You're a two pack a day potato chip eater. That's some loud muthachunking snackage.<br />3.) You = Worst work ethic ever. You can't be serious.<br />4.) Yelling into your mobile at your Mum is disruptive and disrespectful.<br />5.) Hoping your work will go away if you complain about it doesn't quite gel with mankind.<br />6.) Neither does sighing loudly.<br />7.) Getting angry if your work takes you past 5:00pm isn't the usual Climb Corporate Ladder.<br />8.) You're actually a bit of a slob.<br />9.) Working 3 months in a row is tough, only 45 years to go.<br />10.) Other people actually do exist.<br />11.) A sulky voice really shouldn't be someone's entire method of communication.<br />12.) Going from 0 to Blaming Of Others in 0.009 seconds is actually not a great longterm strategy.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13895864770503694877noreply@blogger.com