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Happy Valentines Day!

2006-02-13T22:46:00.000-08:00

Wow, unbelievable. It's Valentines Day already, and it seems like we just had Christmas. Remember how when you were a kid time seemed to move so slowly, holidays seemed to be an eternity between one another. As we age it seems things we recall as just yesterday were really 3-4 years back.

So what have you got going for Valentines Day? This is one of those years where I'm not in a relationship. That always sucks. Even more so if you're a girl. You have two choices basically. You can sit at home by yourself or with girlfriends, eat an entire tub of chocolate ice cream and watch a DVD that will make you cry. Or you can go out with a guy who is going to read all sorts of things into the fact you agreed to go out with him on such a special day.

I'll opt for the latter, but no games here. He's gonna know straight up that this is just a friendly kinda thing. I know you guys hate that, but which is worse? Letting you know that right up front or letting you think it's something more than it really is?

Merry Christmas!

2005-12-24T22:26:00.000-08:00

When did Christmas get so politically correct? I guess I should say Happy Holidays or Seasons Greetings. Hey, I hope you're having a great time celebrating the season in whatever way suits your beliefs.

Me, I'm a traditional southern girl. I like Christmas Trees, tacky lights and Santa Claus.

So dont drink too much egg nog and here's wishing you a great Christmas!

Shopping...

2005-12-04T22:47:00.000-08:00

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to hate shopping...

I guess my previous blog about Black Friday was more dead on than I would've thought. You guys see all the crap on the news with people trampling each other at Wal-mart and getting into fights? If someone thinks someone else is getting a deal, they want in on it. Small supplies suddenly create huge demand.

I'm doing most of my shopping online, I do more and more of it online every year. But there's always those handful of items that I just feel I have to at least check out in person before ordering, and that means I have to get out there with the crowds. It's so bad here that trying to drive around on Saturday and Sunday is like rush hour even before you get near the mall.

Black Friday

2005-11-25T00:09:00.000-08:00

I hope everyone is having a great Thanksgiving Holiday. I did the traditional get stuffed on turkey with the family thing.

Some of my friends are trying to talk me into going out into the madness of "Black Friday" tomorrow. I love to shop, but how the heck can anyone enjoy trying to shop when there are lines everywhere, no parking spaces and absolutely packed stores.

My friends say "yeah, but there are bargains!". Hey, I'm an online kinda girl. If I'm buying something I'm really cost conscious about, I'm buying it online. Very few items that I cant find cheaper online than at the store.

Now with that said, if someone see's an Xbox 360, grab me a couple. One for me to play, and one for me to sell on Ebay to some desperate parent needing it for a Christmas gift.

Peach Fresca

2005-11-10T10:56:00.000-08:00

Do you remember the grapefruit diet drink Fresca? It's never gone away that I know of, but it's hardly a consumer favorite. I think it's something about the word "grapefruit" when spoken with "soda" that freaks people out, they just don't believe it could be any good. Most of my friends who have tried it seem to like it though.

Well Coca-Cola has decided to give the brand a new marketing push and have put out two new flavors, Peach and Black Cherry. I highly recommend you give them a try if you see them as they are quite excellent, especially the peach one.

Don't look for the word grapefruit on the can though, you won't find it anywhere other than the ingredients listing. I guess they figure if people didn't think grapefruit soda sounded good that they certainly wouldn't think grapefruit and black cherry together would sound any better. :)

It really is good though, give it a shot and let me know what you think!

Disco Dooky

2005-11-07T13:26:00.000-08:00

Do you have satellite radio yet? My car has it, and I am SO addicted to it. No commercials and tons of music of any type you could possibly want.

I've caught myself listening to a couple of channels that play a lot of disco. I wasn't around for the disco craze, but I like to dance and love contemporary club music. So I'm sure I would've really been into disco if I was around at the time. Even now I love the beats even though the songs themselves are almost campy.

However, it's funny how the human brain works sometimes. I'm sure everyone has misheard lyrics before, some songs are quite famous for it. A good example being people who hear Jimi Hendrix "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky" as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy". Well, for some reason I heard one of the zillion or so songs with the word "boogie" in it and my brain translated that to "dooky". Don't ask me where my head was, I don't even know myself. But it cracked me up because I got to thinking about how well that word substitutes for pretty much any song with the word "boogie" in it.

"Put on my dooky shoes"

"I'm your dooky man, that's what I am"

"Spirit of the Dooky!" "The dooky is back again!"

"Dooky nights"

"I'm gonna dooky ooky ooky til I just can't dooky no more"

Something Less Exciting

2005-11-04T07:55:00.000-08:00

After last weekend I need a little less excitement this time around! I think what I'm planning to do is just hang out with a couple of my girlfriends. We might go see the new Chicken Little movie (it looks cute!) and do a little shopping.

I'm also thinking dinner at The Cheesecake Factory would hit the spot on Saturday night. Mmmmm... cheesecake...

If you've never eaten there and have one near you, I highly recommend it. The menu is extensive, with anything from Asian cuisine to country cooking. I'll admit though that they don't excel with the type specific foods, but overall it's quite tasty. What I mean is if you go there in the mood for Mexican you can get a burrito, but don't expect it to taste like a burrito you'd get from a real Mexican restaurant.

But the cheesecake... Mmmmmm....

Wow, What a Party!

2005-11-01T12:20:00.000-08:00

Sorry I didn't post about this yesterday, but I didn't get to sleep until the sun came up and just didn't have the energy to do anything other than lay on the couch to recover when I did finally drag my butt out of bed.

The stories I'd heard weren't an exaggeration, I saw things I'd only thought happened in porn movies. I mean seriously, I didn't think I'd ever see a girl laying on her back on a diving board receiving oral sex from another girl, who was getting fucked from behind!

And no, I wasn't part of that "love chain".

As a matter of fact, I just watched for most of the evening. Everyone seemed to like my outfit, or maybe it was that I let the kimono fall open rather often. After awhile nobody was wearing anything at all and it just became a big skinny dipping party. I did enjoy swimming in the buff for the night, and the amount of skin being shown was exciting.

The only "personal contact" I had for the evening was in the pool when it was almost full of people. I'm guessing there were 30 of us in there, with more girls than guys, and we were all just kinda mingling. We were naked though, so some body contact was bound to happen, even if it was accidental. I remember rubbing up against several guys who were "happy to see me", and my boobs we fondled a few times. I was really really wet, and it wasn't because of being in the water. :)

I did get to caress another girl for a bit, but we were just playing around for a couple guys who were watching, it wasn't anything serious. I'm not sure the guys would believe that though since her hands explored me rather thoroughly. Rather thoroughly indeed.

Geisha Girl

2005-10-28T16:45:00.000-07:00

I've decided to put my fears behind me and go to the Halloween party as a Geisha Girl. Since the costumes are supposed to be skimpy, and the traditional geisha outfit isn't all that skimpy, I'm going to modify it a little. If you've ever played cards at The Imperial Palace in Las Vegas, you have a general idea of the look I'm going for.

I'll be wearing a very short blue kimono, loosely tied shut... no bra, and a tiny blue thong. Do you think that will have the desired result?

I'm still nervous though.

Halloween Party

2005-10-25T12:13:00.000-07:00

I mentioned the Sexy Halloween party I've been invited to on the front page, but I though I'd expand on it a little bit more.

The basic idea is that everyone invited has to look sexy, and the skimpier the better. This includes the guys, so there's eye candy for everyone to enjoy. The girl hosting the party is using her parents house and they have a huge heated swimming pool in a very private backyard, including a hottub.

I didn't get to go last year, but the stories I heard.... wow. By midnight half of the crowd will be at least partially naked, and if you haven't gotten laid by 2am then something is wrong. I've also heard there's quite a bit of experimenting going on there, so groups of three (or more) aren't uncommon... either 2 girls and a guy, or 2 guys and a girl.

This is what makes me nervous. Have I fantasized about being with more than one guy at a time? Of course, every girl has even if they deny it. Have I thought about the softness of another woman? Yep, though acting on it is an entirely different matter.

I'm nervous as all get out.

Maybe I'll just drink a whole lot so I'll have a good time, but not remember all of it. :)

What a pathetic Friday night...

2005-09-24T13:40:00.000-07:00

I went out to dinner with some friends, that was good, but we got done early. So what did I do? Did I go home, get dressed in one of my favorite party outfits and go out? Nope. Call some friends over? Nope.

I went to Wal-Mart!

Around the corner, they've built one of the super-mega 24 hour Wal-Mart behemoths that everyone hates but shops at anyway. I've been in there before of course, but never that time of night on a Friday. Seems there's a lot of people who live their week just to get in there on Friday night and spend their paychecks.

The place was freaking packed with a wide variety of samples of the human species. If you want to study human, Wal-mart on a Friday night is the place to be. Lots of them just got paid and cant wait to get in there and spend it. And by virtue of having a department store and groceries under the same roof, you can get some really interesting combinations on their carts. Two 100 count packs of mini-sausages, a 6 pack of white t-shirts, a copy of Crocodile Dundee on DVD, whipped cream, a watermellon, and a hedge trimmer. I wanna party with that guy!

It was all fun til I went to check out. Those have to be the slowest moving lines in the world. It could be because the cashier speaks one language while there's at least 4 native tongues represented in every line at any given time. And dont you hate the way stores always put stuff in the checkout lines at eye level for little kids that they know is going to make them lose their freaking minds? I shoulda went clubbing, it would've been nowhere near as exhausting.

New Movie: Flightplan

2005-09-20T21:58:00.000-07:00

In general I am not all that crazy about advertising and print mag shoots. They don't pay much, the agency guys all just promise they'll make you famous while they try to get in your pants. However, you can score the occasional perk if you tease them a little bit!

In this case there's a local ad agency guy, whom I'll call Marty. He tries to dress like a hip black guy, but Marty may very well be the whitest man on the planet. He reminds me a lot of the Rick Moranis character from Ghostbusters. Nice guy overall, but he really needs to just be himself.

He scored some passes to the press screening of the Jodie Foster movie that is to be released this weekend called Flightplan. He invited me out, and I had nothing better to do so I went. If you've never been to one of these, let me tell you something very important: LEAVE THE PHONE IN THE CAR! The security guys are so paranoid about picture phones and leaking pics from these previews that they practically give a full cavity search.

Anyhow, we got in, squeezed into a couple of seats in a theater packed with old women who smelled like mothballs covered by cheap perfume. Is this Jodie's target demographic now? Certainly seemed that way. The movie wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either. It's the story of a mom who gets on a plane with her daughter and then somehow manages to lose the daughter while in flight. Or is she just nuts and the daughter never existed to begin with? It reminds me of another movie which I saw last year and cant remember the name of off the top of my head.

It was an ok time, see if it you're a Jodie fan, otherwise this one can definitely wait for DVD.

Hurricane Katrina

2005-09-06T21:16:00.000-07:00

I have a lot of friends who live along the gulf coast. Fortunately all of them are safe and sound. Not sure about their houses, businesses and the like, but the material things can be replaced.

One of my childhood friends is a line worker for one of the power companies and has been down in Biloxi looking at the damage. I've been there several times visiting the casinos and was actually considering a trek down there later this month to check out the new Hard Rock in hopes it might have a much lower "blue hair" factor than the others. From what he describes, it'll be at least months before most of them can re-open. Many have the casino barges themselves totally destroyed. He also says it'll probably be at least another 4-6 weeks before teams can even get on site to begin assessing the damage and making plans to rebuild.

I dont even like to think about New Orleans, the news media has beat that to death. I cant imagine living in those conditions, but then I cant imagine staying put with such a storm headed my way.

It's easy to get caught up in all of life's problems and stress over things like jobs and finances. But all it takes is mother nature to come along and remind us of just how small we really are and what's really important in life.

Sweatin' With The Oldies

2005-07-17T14:55:00.000-07:00

As I've mentioned a few times already, it's a wee bit hot outside. The humidity is so high that you start sweating as soon as you walk outdoors, physical exertion isn't required.

You'd think that the heat would keep older people away from the pool, but you'd be wrong. When I was down at the pool yesterday it was me and a couple other people my age, and about 30 other people that had to be seventy years old. Now I don't have a problem with this, I just found it a bit unusual.

One thing I have to admit is funny as hell is watching the older guys sneaking looks my way. The swimsuit I just posted some pictures of is the one I was wearing, and when I'd roll over on my stomach I could hear more than one wife chastising their husbands for looking at me. LOL! Personally I think it's sweet, and I think their wives should be happy that their husbands still got something stirring downstairs if you know what I mean. :)

Sneaking a hotel bath

2005-04-16T18:02:00.000-07:00

My roommates parents came to town for a visit recently, and we wanted to use their room for some pictures. Here's the thing though, they don't know about this site so we couldn't exactly ask. Well, I suppose we could have, but how would that have gone exactly?

"Hey, your daughter and I wanted to know if she could take pictures of me naked in your room while ya'll went out for awhile? Nah, we won't mess up the bed, I just want to get all lathered up in your bathtub for her... umm... I mean, her camera. Ya know, just for the fun of it."

Yeah, that would go over well.

Anyway, she managed to get one of the keys to their room and we hung out in a corner of the lobby as far away from the door as we could. When we say them leave, we counted to 30 and went up to the room.

I went straight for the bathroom and stripped off my clothes while the bath was running. She joined me, but was a bit miffed that I was already naked (she likes to shoot the strip) but I felt time was of the essence. She got me back though by making me shave my legs for the camera, I was so stressed out!

After taking a number of pics in and out of the tub, I started to put my clothes on when there was a soft knock on the door and it opened!

Now this room was a suite with a nice bathroom that opened up to both the main room and the bedroom, and all the doors to the bathroom were open to keep it from steaming up and to give her more room to move around with the camera. So when the door opened and the person came in, they got a nice view of me facing them with my mouth opened in a shocked expression!

It was housekeeping bringing fresh towels.

We were both embarassed, but I think she was more than I even though I was the one butt naked. She apologized profusely, gave us new towels and we gave her the old ones, and she left.

This turend out to be a good thing since we hadn't thought about me leaving a wet towel in their bathroom, so now we were able to leave with no evidence. Only with me being embarrassed. :)

So there you go, I hope the pictures were worth my premature heart attack!!

Happy Tax Day!

2005-04-15T06:32:00.000-07:00

OK, so it's really a crappy day, but at least it's pretty outside (at least here in the south.)

I'm going out this morning to do some rollerblading, but when I get back I'll post some new pictures for you to look at. Maybe that will help take the sting off this day. :)

My Car Is Yellow

2005-04-12T14:57:00.000-07:00

Pollen season in the South. If you've never seen it, you just don't understand. The pollen count is over 5000 today and has been close to that for the last several days. As a result, there's a yellow dust on everything, and it's not a light dusting.

Another way to think about this is that my car is covered in tree spooge! EWW!!

That and my head hurts because of all of this crap in the air. Thank goodness for Claritin!

Romance Novels

2005-04-10T08:14:00.000-07:00

This is some really funny stuff!

Romance Novel Covers

Bikini Pictures

2005-04-03T20:02:00.000-07:00

It's warm enough outside to start working on my tan, so I rummaged through my closet and dug out one of my favorite bikinis.

Of course my roomie couldn't resist taking some pics, so they are now loaded up in the members section (with a preview pic for all to see of course.)

Pink Lingerie

2005-04-02T13:30:00.000-08:00

If I had posted this yesterday, you all would have thought it was an April Fool's joke!

Check out the price on this thing! Pink Corset

And yes, if you buy it for me I'll be happy to take some pictures while wearing it!! LOL

Speaking of pictures, I have some new ones to post for you, either later tonight or first thing tomorrow (depends on when I get back from the movies this evening.)

New pics posted

2005-03-20T14:01:00.000-08:00

Spring is in the air, and my clothes are coming off!

OK, so I wasn't outside for these pictures, and it wasn't even all that warm outside when my roommate took them, but it is spring outside and I'm getting psyched about it!

I feel like I'm repeating myself by telling you about the pictures here as well as on the front page, but owell. :)

My roomie wanted to try out some settings on her camera (and no, I don't know what she was trying) so of course I got to be the guinea pig. Why is it that every time she wants to try something out I end up being the one naked?! We had fun though, and that's all that really matters.

During the process she ended up with a few blurry pictures and I decided to leave them in the set as I thought you might be amused by them. If you aren't, sorry! :)

Here's a blurry one and one that's not blurry for you as well.

Big Ass Bunny

2005-03-19T12:30:00.000-08:00

Not the Playboy type, this is chocolate!

Easter Bunny

If you ask me that looks like quite the PMS Solution. :)

Cold Weather

2005-03-14T19:47:00.000-08:00

I am so frekin tired of this cold weather. This past weekend was lovely outside, warm enough for me to sit outside in the morning in only a t-shirt and panties, and that REALLY made me want it to get warm again.

Only a few more weeks. Only a few more weeks. Only a few more weeks.

Grapple?

2005-03-09T21:29:00.000-08:00

I'm sitting at my desk right now eating a Grapple. Yes, a Grapple; part grape, part apple. Really, it's a Fuji apple that's been infused with some grape flavoring, but it's pretty darn tasty. Head down to your favorite grocery store and see if they have this new taste sensation!

New site design!

2005-03-06T18:32:00.000-08:00

So, what do you think of the new look for the site? I've been tweeking it a lot over the last week which is why I've been a bit quiet, only so many hours in the day ya know. :)

I didn't do the graphics myself, a friend of mine did that for me. Interesting story on that. He didn't know about the site a couple of weeks ago, and stumbled across it during some surfing (now I know what types of sites he looks at!:)) He's a graphic designer by trade and thought the site could use a bit of an overhaul, thus, the new look.

It was a little bit strange working with a guy who I've never been romantically involved with on this site since he has now seen pictures of me totally naked. I know, I know, most of you have seen me totally naked as well, but I don't know you all out in the real world. Once the weirdness wore off for both of us, it was a fun project and hopefully you like the results!