Craig - we're that family. You know the ones that ...

2008-11-07T20:53:00.000Z

Craig - we're that family. You know the ones that break the 'terms and conditions' and take a full home made meal into the cinema to annoy other cinema goers with?

We're veggie so we don't do hot dogs, the nachos make you ill and the popcorn is as useful as pillow stuffing - and probably not as nutritious.

So what we do is cook roast or jacket potatoes, filo tarts, anything portable and hot, wrap it up in aluminium foil and sneak it in under our coats.

We then simultaneously make the rest of the audience very annoyed with our noisy unwrapping, and make them very hungry with smells of good home-cooked food.

Sometimes we buy cinema ice cream - it is Ben and Jerry's after all, and I have been known to enjoy a cappuccino from the bar. And there's another thing - add that to the price of admission and it costs about £40 for three of us....

We've never been challenged by any staff members. They're all too busy huddling in corners to discuss their social lives and ignore their customers.

(Did I just turn into Mrs Victor Meldrew?)

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