tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8316517.post-1135185483602700232005-12-21T17:18:00.000Z2005-12-21T17:23:09.840Z"Oh, give me a noose I can hang from the tree<br />I need no excuse to end my misery<br />This holiday season<br />Is all the more reason to die<br />Oh, pull up a stool and inhere to a fool<br />Once found in solace and the season of yule<br />This holiday season<br />Is all the more reason to cry<br />I put on my mittens, one green and one red<br />And I walk alone where the bury the dead<br />The snow falls as I grieve<br />“It’s a gothic death rock christmas eve.”<br />The bottle is empty, the sleigh has a flat<br />The stripper in my bed is ugly and fat<br />Her tassels are tangled, and what’s worse?<br />My jingle won't jangle<br />This time of the year makes me sick to my guts<br />All this good cheer is a pain in the nuts<br />When it’s your career to be down in the dumps<br />Tidings of comfort and joy really suck<br />I feel like saint Nicholas is pulling my leg<br />This thing we call christmas is a sorry black plague<br />This holiday season<br />Is all the more reason to die!!!"<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Christmas Sucks</span> by <span style="font-style: italic;">Tom Waits & Peter Murphy</span><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/273/2517/1024/Sandy%20Claus.0.jpg"><img style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/273/2517/400/Sandy%20Claus.0.jpg" border="0" /></a>Adelaide Souzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06452421163483162855noreply@blogger.com