tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8314381.post-84521045002690278522008-04-09T13:37:00.000-07:002008-04-10T12:41:59.055-07:00To the loud, obnoxious female San Diego Padres fan sitting behind me at the Giants game last night, this is for you:<br /><br /><p><br /><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_SY4WdQtAr_M/R_0qGEzdzKI/AAAAAAAAADM/zzraAJHUjV8/s1600-h/attention-whore.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187348629657865378" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000000 1px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000000 1px solid" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_SY4WdQtAr_M/R_0qGEzdzKI/AAAAAAAAADM/zzraAJHUjV8/s400/attention-whore.jpg" border="0" /></a> </p><p></p><p>I <strong><em>so</em></strong> wanted to whack you in your loud diarrhea mouth with my massive STFU cluebat, but I restrained myself. Luckily, myself and our other section-mates were kind enough to drown out your irritating drivel with our own high-volume support for our local team.</p><p>Unfortunately for you, in the most awesome display of karma (which seems to be this week's theme), our Giants won the game in the 11th inning from a walk-off home run by Bengie Molina.</p><p>Put that in your pipe and smoke it, lady.</p>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08907880694515475116noreply@blogger.com