Creative Studios - MOVIES

Human Slinky Dance

2008-10-26T20:46:00.000-07:00

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Bub Rub Whistle Tips

2008-10-24T19:56:00.000-07:00

The latest rage for kids is driving entire neighborhoods crazy. The whistle tip is welded inside a car's muzzler to make a car screachingly loud for over a mile. Neary ever muffle shop in oakland is installing whistle tips. It's a piece of metal welded into the exhaust pipes which make the car audible for over a mile.

Bub Rubb: "The whistles go Wooo! Woowoo! Then the flow. You can't trip on the flow. It's decoration man. it's just decoration. I got it on my car."

The high pitch tone sounds like a bart train that doesn't stop. It's a fad and it's not going to go away. It's driving me nuts. I can't concentrate when it goes on for hours.

"It's only loud in the morning. You should be up cooking breakfast. It's like an alarm clock."

Oakland residents plan to complain at a local town hall meeting. "Whatever people want, I'll sell it."

Presidential Dance Off

2008-10-24T18:15:00.000-07:00

Biggest presidential dance contest ever. Obama Dance Crew. Opponent is John McCain.

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"I would tap that, my friend." - McCain
"Suck on that, losers." - Obama
"Badonka donk." - Palin

Fat McCainiac Chicks

2008-10-24T18:10:00.000-07:00

The White House in Washington D.C. is a place most never see. It's a hard warm place of mystery. Touch it, but can't hold it. McCain worked hard for this time in his life and won't let it pass him by. It's a push for the presidency. But he'll stay hungry through the fight. The democrats are cold, look beat, and ready for defeat. McCain doesn't need a second win. I'm a McCainiac, I'm a McCainiac on the floor. And I'm voting like I've never voted before. A McCainiac, a McCainiac on the floor. And I'm voting like I've never voted before.

You Are a Pirate

2008-10-23T20:12:00.000-07:00

You are a pirate. All aboard. Come aboard you little buccaneer. Do what you want because a pirate is free. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me. Do what you want because a pirate is free. You are a pirate. We got us a map to lead us to a hidden box that's all locked up with locks and buried deep away. We'll dig up the locks; we know its filled with princess booty. (Precious booty?) Yar-har-fiddle-dee-de. If you love to sail the seas, you are a pirate. Har-har-fiddle-dee-dee. Do what you want because a pirate is free. We're sailing away. Adventure awaits on every shore. Land Ho!

Jennifer Aniston Strip

2008-10-23T20:07:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Aniston Strip Prank. Remember the slow download days of AOL... until... wait for it... wait for it.... Watching!

Solar Ray Melts Steel

2008-10-23T19:24:00.000-07:00

The solar furnace simply uses mirrors to concentrate sunlight into extremely high temperatures. We're going to use it to cook a traditional American lunchtime hot dog on a stick. Well, we burnt it. It's not medium rare, is it? Can you de-dog my stick for me? I don't get asked to do that very often. Let's melt steal to demonstrate the real hot temperature capabilities. What you're looking at is a piece of steal being melted by the sun. There is more than enough heat here to knock the chemicals to form petrol into shape.

Talking Cats

2007-11-20T22:36:00.000-08:00

This video makes my cat freak. What are they saying? Kill all humans? Even cats are communicating better and faster than humans.

"Mind if I lick you?"
"No, go right ahead."

Super Bingo

2007-11-19T20:24:00.000-08:00

Ready for the old folks home? Just about to put grandfather in a rest home? Not sure if you'll be able to take care of your elderly family members? Never fear...

Have them play super bingo! Burngo bingo! Breakfast bingo. High stakes bingo. Popcorn balls for the winners, euthanasia for the losers. In house Shaman quartet? We got it. Live bears days, too. The fun never ends. Super bingo! You'll be able to afford lobster and steak mittens. Military hour bingo is a rush. Meowhour? If I could fly to ends of the earth, Muhammad and the Bee would be my favorite ABC show.

Get deer shanked!

Dad Catches Daughter

2007-11-16T20:11:00.000-08:00

A white shirt, a red mini skirt, and bumping trip-hop techno make for one steamy scene. Daddy's daughter dances for all the boys until guess who walks in on her strip tease? Yup. Good old DAD! Dad catches tube teen dancing on webcam. Boy does he go bezerk.

Grilled Pigeon Skewers

2007-11-16T19:49:00.000-08:00

A low-flying pigeon is instantaneously killed buy a knife juggling man preparing some BBQ. The skewered pigeon squab becomes instantaneously squab wings of death.

Wings of Death! Pigeon gets killed by juggler jugglers BBQ Squab wings of death

Verizon Wireless Math

2007-11-14T20:53:00.000-08:00

This guy tests how well Verizon Wireless customer service representatives quote their service charges. He calls the company 56 times and asks two separate yet simple questions. Of all fifty six calls to customer service reps, only one person gave him the correct answer to both questions. One thing we know for sure, that person is underpaid and overqualified. Fifty-two percent of all CSRs answered both of his questions incorrectly but still offered him a two year contract? He got 22 completely different responses many citing a lower rate by over 100%.

Leet Haxor Interview

2007-11-14T20:39:00.000-08:00

Hacker? This girl looks the part. "I consider a hacker to be someone who has great passion on a subject. I'm not exactly a leet haxor, but I do consider myself a hacker." -- "Right, right" the announcer chimes in, knowingly.

Cowbell Hero

2007-11-14T19:57:00.000-08:00

Get ready for the next revolution in gaming with Cowbell Hero, which we admit is a knock-off of Guitar Hero, but hey, you can't get any cooler than virtual cowbell.

Yoshi Versus Segway

2007-11-12T22:00:00.000-08:00

Jealous of your co-worker's new Segway? Show him up with a brand new, customer-ordered Yoshi. You select the colors and Nintendo ships an egg straight to your doorstep. Just don't fall off!

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Internet is for Porn

2007-10-23T22:11:00.000-07:00

The internet is for porn, so grab your dick and double click.

Vilayanur Ramachandran

2007-10-23T21:37:00.000-07:00

In a wide-ranging talk, Vilayanur Ramachandran explores how brain damage can reveal the connection between the internal structures of the brain and the corresponding functions of the mind. He talks about phantom limb pain, synesthesia (when people hear color or smell sounds), and the Capgras delusion, when brain-damaged people believe their closest friends and family have been replaced with imposters.

Boten Anna English

2007-10-18T21:19:00.000-07:00

Fans of IRC are going to love this. Lyrics below.

Basshunter_Boten_Anna_English

I know a bot. Her name is Anna. Anna is her name. She can ban you. Ban you so hard. She cleans up our channel. I want to tell you. That I know a bot. She watches everyone in our channel. And see that there is no trouble in here. And it can in no way be taken over. And remember, I know a bot. A bot that nobody can hit. And she can kick you when she wants. And she kicks all the spammers. Ya, nobody can hit our bot.

Ready for takeoff! A day has come. I couldn't believe it. The channel was strange. I could never have thought to be so wrong. When Anna said to me "I'm no bot." I am really a nice girl. You have been very strange for me. I have nothing to tell. In my eyes you are still a bot.

Still Alive - Jonathan Coulton

2007-10-18T21:15:00.000-07:00

Still Alive - Jonathan Coulton

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

Quick Lobotomy

2007-10-16T20:12:00.000-07:00

Quick Lobotomy - I'm having a real hard time adjusting and I was wondering if you could just cut a part of my brain out and feed it to me?

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I think your promotion of lobotomy is S'. I've meet people who have had a lobotomy and you don't know what F' you're talking about.

I was wondering if I could make an appointment. I just feel like crazy lately and I think I could use a brain scrape.

I came home the other night and I caught my mom with menudo. It's really disturbing. I don't think I can function as a stand up guy in society anymore so I need someone to F' w/ my gray matter.

Throw Jew Down Well

2007-10-16T20:05:00.001-07:00

In my country there is problem. And this problem is transport. So, throw transport down the well, so my country can be free. Then we have a big party. In my country there is problem. And that problem is the Jew. They take everybody's money and they never give it back. Throw the Jew down the well so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns and then we have a big party. If you see the Jew coming, you must be careful of his teeth. You must grab him by his money and I'll tell you what to do: Throw the Jew Down the Well, so my country can be free (SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE!) You must grab him by his horns; then we have big party. Throw the Jew Down the well.

Jackie Chans o' Subway

2007-10-16T19:52:00.002-07:00

Two guys with great balance do tricks on a speeding subway car.

Drugged Richard Pryor

2007-10-06T00:04:00.000-07:00

Americans can kill thyself in a war. You can go to Iran and kill yourself in a war. The jews did better. And I know the white folks is mad about that. We should have hired the Israelis. This is Richard Pryor everybody. Well, you're a nice person. You really care. Well, this is the greatest comedian since Charlie Chapman.

I looked up to the Bank of America. I ain't no good. I ain't try to be no good but I making some money. My grandmother ain't never making that money but better human than you is. Right?

Duck Tales Tantrum

2007-10-01T19:42:00.000-07:00

Uncle Scrooge goes bonkers, yelling "A Sea Monsters Ate My Icecream" several hundred times, jumps up into the air... does a three-sixty twirl... and bounces up and down on his head, cursing the day that ice-creaming eating octopus or sea monaster ate half his fortune in sunken ice cream.

Everything Is Relative

2007-10-01T19:35:00.000-07:00

Coming from the milkyway, my galactic crew. The energy is you. Einstein. Check the time, time. All of it. Einstein. Love is blind. Everything is relative. Love is blind. One is clever. Welcome to my laboratorium. Einstein. Check, check the time, time. Love is blind, mine! Everything is relative. What did you say? What did you say? Golly me. Better call captain spock.