tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82704749340915561942009-02-20T20:27:52.341-08:00Quixotic ContentStrips from Questionable Content - a webcomic that I do not read - with their dialogue removed and the empty speech bubbles stuffed full of words I get from inside my head.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-72538423407110547952008-01-08T16:58:00.000-08:002008-01-08T17:02:41.693-08:00Golly what a zany loan shark organisationThe story in this strips follows directly on from the story of the previous strip - a technique we in the industry like to call "continuity" or "riding the storytrain". Research indicates that the importance placed on riding the storytrain is usually inversely proportional to how funny the comic is. I submit this as further evidence:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20080109friday.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-7253842340711054795?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-5467406346019226282008-01-07T18:49:00.000-08:002008-01-07T18:53:34.762-08:00Welling and wobblyAlways pay attention to your debts. Prioritise your attention by the shadyness of each individual debt.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20080108bam.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-546740634601922628?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-82289886192905421932008-01-05T13:01:00.000-08:002008-01-05T13:06:04.233-08:00The milk tray man was a trained ninjaEven mentioning ninjas makes me feel like some dirty internet catchphrase guy. I mean, ninjas <span style="font-style: italic;">are</span> pretty funny but at this point it seems like the cliché is offsetting their inherent humour value. It's the same phenomenon that made me hate the weighted companion cube before I'd even played Portal.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20080105ninja.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-8228988619290542193?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-55673457446485667722008-01-05T12:00:00.000-08:002008-01-05T12:05:17.051-08:00The brunette has a bad ideaThis strip doesn't have a punchline, but not in a clever post-modern way, I just didn't make one up.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20080105lennon.png" /><br /><br />For the record I like Sean Lennon more than I like John Lennon. Cibo Matto are cool. Don't kill Sean Lennon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-5567345744648566772?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-53412082542978620672008-01-03T10:10:00.000-08:002008-01-03T10:15:32.937-08:00Been caught stealingHappy new year, potential reader. I went away for a few days over the new year but - presumably because he's not as cool and popular as me - the guy from Questionable Content kept updating while I was away. This gives me some catching up to do. The first little bit of catching up is a story about robbing your depressed, easily-exploited friends.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20080103theft.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-5341208254297862067?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-61842584406515500442007-12-28T10:14:00.000-08:002007-12-28T10:16:55.578-08:00Not all maroonI've got a good feeling that tomorrow's strip is going to be set in a different location which is surely a great victory for everybody involved.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071228maroon.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-6184258440651550044?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-28530505968025162302007-12-27T17:05:00.000-08:002007-12-27T17:10:25.429-08:00Put the kettle onYep, still the same two guys standing around in the same old room.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071228dolls.png" /><br /><br />The next Questionable Content strip bloody better be set in a shed full of Victorian porcelain dolls taking afternoon tea or I'm fucked.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-2853050596802516230?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-53501178413924820232007-12-26T18:48:00.000-08:002007-12-26T18:55:12.255-08:00Fart if you love fartingAre you bored with these two guys? I certainly am.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071227fart.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-5350117841392482023?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-23378775759770383372007-12-23T17:26:00.000-08:002007-12-23T17:48:40.696-08:00U-G-L-Y; you ain't got no alibiDerren Brown should make a programme based on the hot and cold game where contestants try to give him misleading temperature reports but he reads their mind and finds the bag of marijuana anyway. Then they all get stoned and Derren, in a rare thoughtless moment, lets slips that he doesn't know anything about psychology at all and reveals that he's actually a proper, genuine witch.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071224ugly.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-2337877575977038337?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-9182067473597039562007-12-22T10:34:00.002-08:002007-12-22T10:39:00.733-08:00'Mon the sisterhoodToday's strip has an important festive message about reaching for the stars and expanding your kitchen's horizons. Come on, ladies, you can probably do better than you are doing at the present time!<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071222tinydreams.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-918206747359703956?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-17023309899896560912007-12-20T13:33:00.000-08:002007-12-20T13:37:57.101-08:00A shameful engraving led her hereAt least the strip wasn't just a bird this time.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071220hallucinogen.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-1702330989989656091?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-53955983956928804462007-12-19T10:17:00.000-08:002007-12-19T10:24:35.578-08:00Ornithological correctness gone mad<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">What is the Questionable Content guy playing at putting up a comic with just four identical panels of a bird? I hate birds, I just can't relate to them in the way that I can relate to quirky 20-somethings with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">internet</span> jokes on their clothes.</span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071219bird.png" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-5395598395692880446?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-32210746216937285372007-12-18T15:38:00.001-08:002007-12-18T20:11:32.044-08:00Mary asks about the future.<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" >This strip is based on today's Questionable Content strip; I got my finger on the pulse.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071218thefuture.png" /><br /><br />Fun Quixotic Content statistics:<br /><br />Strips published: 7<br />Strips published involving poisoning: 3</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-3221074621693728537?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8270474934091556194.post-54671983139610837332007-12-18T14:04:00.000-08:002007-12-18T15:37:30.711-08:00I have both a blog and a webcomic; I personify web 2.0.<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" >This is a blog for posting augmented comics stolen from a webcomic called <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/">Questionable Content</a>. Here are some comics I made before I decided to make a bloody blog about it:</span><br /><br /><img style="font-family: verdana;" src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071216murderbot.png" /><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" >I hope you don't like Fixedsys because I stopped using it after that one.</span><br /><br /><img style="font-family: verdana;" src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071216time.png" /><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" >There is kind of a pseudo-intellectual point behind that strip, but not a worthwhile one.</span><br /><br /><img style="font-family: verdana;" src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071216wii.png" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Thanks to Tycho "Manbaby" Braehaeheah from <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/">Penny Arcade</a> for the cameo in that one.</span></span><br /><br /><img style="font-family: verdana;" src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071217plugins.png" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I hope this ladychap is a recurring character in Questionable Content because I would enjoy documenting its identity crises further.</span></span><br /><br /><img style="font-family: verdana;" src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071217limber.png" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Haha, poison!</span></span><br /><br /><img style="font-family: verdana;" src="http://www.jilted.nildram.co.uk/qc/20071217deaf.png" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Check it out. These shameful people are straight up eating leaves.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8270474934091556194-5467198313961083733?l=quixoticcontent.blogspot.com'/></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13600300379380814293noreply@blogger.com0