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Mr. Delusional Michgan Fottball Fan

2007-09-15T06:55:00.001-07:00

Sullivan Advanced Band at Feste Del Mar

2007-06-03T12:26:00.001-07:00

Second Job

2007-05-27T20:27:00.001-07:00

This is my dream job.

Letter

2007-05-27T20:26:00.000-07:00

Dear Carrots:
I've tried, really I have. I got green beans, peas, cumcumbers, and celery on board, but your just not working for me. Why do you have to taste too bad? I'm done with you.

Profane Game

2007-01-28T09:51:00.000-08:00

I think a tuba player learned how to do some programing. Basically, you get to type in as many swear words as possible in a minutes and you get points for each one. My high so far: 78

Profane games

I'm a fermata, hold me.

2007-01-17T22:45:00.001-08:00

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

Tickle Me Elmo On Fire

2007-01-08T23:23:00.000-08:00


If you thought Furby in the microwave was disturbing, wait until you see the clip of Tickle Me Elmo.

Resonance

2006-11-17T22:21:00.000-08:00


This reminds me of my physics class. pretty sweet.

State Pledge

2006-11-04T15:57:00.000-08:00

Really?

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of Michigan, and to the state for which it stands, two beautiful peninsulas united by a bridge of steel, where equal opportunity and justice to all is our ideal."

This is like the weakest thing I've heard in a while.

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2006-10-23T21:22:00.000-07:00

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Originally uploaded by boltsmb.

I took me a week to climb out from under this. Finally got most of the music picked out too. It'll be a good year for the Sullivan Bands.

2006-10-15T15:01:00.000-07:00

Internet is for PORN!!

Stoned Professor

2006-09-30T20:57:00.000-07:00

Nancy Boy

2006-09-20T20:48:00.000-07:00

Nancyboy Shave Cream

Try it! Its so good.

Tidy Up

2006-09-19T16:40:00.000-07:00


Banned Commercials from Ikea: Balls!

Never before seen family guy clip uncensored

2006-09-19T16:36:00.000-07:00


Clip that was removed due to obvious reasons. it was meant to shock a response out of seth green during screening.

Spartan Friends

2006-09-02T15:52:00.000-07:00

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SPARTAN FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!

You crave to shoot like a film star.

2006-08-30T18:18:00.000-07:00

So a little life update. School started Monday. I think I'm like 10x more prepared this year than last year. I got instruments and lockers checked out in one day. That's pretty good compared to last year. It also helps that there's no weddings during the school year (yet). That's nice, but I wouldn't complain (Sharon and Dosey). I got the handbook and calendar out today, which is awesome. I really like my kids this year. I hope they stay as good as they have been acting. We'll see.

The trip back from Michigan wasn't so exciting. Three days on the road, driving all day every day. Its a lot of driving. I don't know how many of those I have left in me. Next time I hope I can take a little bit of time and see some stuff along the way. There's a couple of (semi)cool things that I curious about that I would stop and see if I had the time.

One little plug: While Taco and I were stopped for a car crash in Arizona, we stopped and talked with Justin. He's a photographer from Hawai'i. You should check out his website http://jadamslive.com if you wanna see some pretty good pictures.

So Bill wants to do a trip sosmetime this year. Thinking about New Years. Vegas, South Padre Island and Tahoe have come up. Anyone up for it, or have another suggestiong? Talk to Bill. He needs something to make him feel important.

I can write!

2006-07-12T21:12:00.000-07:00

So I just got my scores from from the CBEST (California Basic Educational Skills Test). I did great on the math and reading, but only passed the writing part by 1 point. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I'd really like to get the break down of how I got that score. So basically I am now qualified to teach in California. Thank god.
So I'm at my parents now, and i shit you not, i took me 2 1/2 hours to dail-up to the internet. god i hate dailup. I is fucking flying now, tho. mmmm, all that speed.
I would up load some pictures from the trip with Taco, but I think it would take me a couple days. Tomorrow I think i'm gonna do a little war driving and find a place to get some good internet, and I bro said he was getting DSL on friday so that should hold be over for a while.

Vegas, baby, and the grand canyon and the hoover dam

2006-07-07T00:42:00.000-07:00

Went to the grand canyon today and the hoover dam. i took lots of pictures but realized I brought the wrong cable to hook up my camera to my computer. Only 75 pictures left to find a cable or memory card reader. So no pictures of the fun stuff I'm doing. So let's see, Taco overdrew his checking account already AND ordered a whore in Vegas. Which happened to show up while i was at the room and he was gambling. that was awkward for a second. What else, hoover damn equals hot, sweaty, and sticky. but it was raining at the grand canyon and cold but really pleasant to wander around. and we're in Tuba City acting like band dorks. hopefully many pictures to follow.

Tubas makin trouble

2006-07-01T16:12:00.000-07:00

So Taco gets here tomorrow night. sweet. Plans include San Francisco, Las Vegas, wondering around in the Rockies, Kasas City, Chicago (to see Probe and Alex's new house), and a bash at the Crunch on the 10th.

and now for some flaming tuba fun:

Sphincter says what?

2006-06-24T05:39:00.000-07:00

Getting a head start on some stuff for next year. Yeah, I know, I just got off work 2 weeks ago, but I need something to do. So I'm pretty much stealing the SMB leadership packet to do with my band council. And then I see the Sphere of Influence. it brings back fond memories. So i figure I'll spice it up a little bit. well, I think i went too far, but let me know what you think.

EDIT: So I wasn't exactly happy with the first version, so i did a second one. Man I have a lot of time on my hands. I think I need a hobby.

101 Dalmations

2006-06-22T19:26:00.000-07:00

I feel like Perdita and Pongo are making all 101 puppies right in my back yard. It's hot. It's sticky. And yes, even the animals are moaning. There really is no need for it to be so hot outside, and I don't understand how people even think about going outside. Maybe its just me, but I remember a couple times last year when it hit 90º in Michigan and old people started dying if they didn't have air conditioning.

It's hot hot HOT!

Star What?

2006-06-20T20:01:00.000-07:00

Lunch and Sarah's Wedding

2006-06-19T00:55:00.000-07:00

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Originally uploaded by boltsmb.

Some pictures up, but i didn't get too many. You'll have to add me as a friend on flickr to see the rest of the pictures.

Road Trip

2006-06-16T22:59:00.000-07:00

Ok, so taco and I are getting a good plan of of what we're doing this July. He's flying out here on the 2nd, san francisco on the 3rd. drive to vegas the 4th, all day in vegas the 5th. Then over the hoover dam and on to the grand canyon the 6th. Who know what the 7th, then make it to Kansas City the 8th and stay with Taco's friend. Drive to Chicago the 9th and stay with Probe and Alex, and then on to Lansing the 10th, at which time Taco probably has to work.
If anyone wants to join us in vegas, we have a room with beds and floor space. Think about it. You know you want to.