Johnny Smoke's - South of Sideways

Happy Anniversary Sesame Street

2009-11-16T09:04:00.002-06:00

A tribute to Sesame Street.

The Chinese are Sweating

2009-11-14T23:16:00.003-06:00

Dante Never Would Have Made It Through Hell

2009-11-02T12:39:00.004-06:00

The United Friends of Futility

Thanks UF.

When Rubber Bands Go Bad

2009-11-02T12:20:00.007-06:00

For whatever reason I needed a big rubber band recently. Fortunately, I have an adequate stash for just such events. So imagine my disappointment when I found this...

I mean... what's the shelf live of a rubber band for Chrysler's sake? Rassa frassa snicken fricken frakkin gul-dern burnin blammit...

Dirty Pretty Things - Tired of England

2009-09-29T21:39:00.001-05:00

Don't drink yourself to a lonely death
In casinos on crystal meth
Don't drink yourself to a lonely death
In casinos on crystal meth

Fox News Reports Joe Biden's Gaffe - Dailyshow

2009-03-01T14:02:00.001-06:00

Fox News should spell check before reporting on Joe Biden's gaffe....

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G's and On This Day.

2009-02-10T15:07:00.012-06:00

It's been a while since I've played this...

This week’s WWC. G's and On This Day.

Give & Go

On this day... the moon was full. (Last Saturday as a matter of fact.)

Here’s the rules

Which Suit?

2009-02-10T08:57:00.003-06:00

Which suit should I wear today? Brave New World or New World Order?

Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix!

2009-02-04T10:39:00.003-06:00

The first remix, feat. the inevitable Barba Streisand.

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No comments required. Nice work.

My Daisy Chain

2009-01-12T17:20:00.003-06:00

I'm sure my case of hyperlink A.D.D. is not unique by any stretch of the imagination. I see one shiny page only to have my attention snagged by something shinier and so on and so on. Today I found a couple cools sites that I thought I'd share.

I started with one of my favorites Unremitting Failure and his commentary of childhood or lack there of which took me to Kissyfaces awful experience with a male babysitter (btw Kissyface was one of my nicknames in high school). From there I saw 1001 Rules for My Unborn Son which finally led me to The Impossible Cool.

So much content, so little time. Now if there were only a way to make money at this.

The Daily Show - Deliberative Disorder

2009-01-12T16:36:00.005-06:00

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Crisis in the Senate - Deliberative Disorder

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

I know this is a few days old, but this is classic TDS from 1/6/09.

Maryland or one of those states that should wear be wearing a helmut
Norm Coleman is a big fat liar that eats his own dingleberries
Roland Burris - Ron Johnson reference, his resume on his mausoleum and God chose him
Caroline Kennedy oratory skills and mice in her vagina

Joe the Plumber to become war correspondent

2009-01-07T18:51:00.002-06:00

Joe the Plumber is taking on a new job. The Ohio man, who became famous during the U.S. presidential campaign after asking Barack Obama about his tax plan, is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for a conservative Web site called pjtv.com...

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We can only hope and pray this numb nut doesn't get killed over there and become the modern right's next martyr. Also, I'm still waiting to hear from someone who can tell me why a butt munch like JTP gives a shit about Israel and the Jews. JTP strikes me as one notch away from a skinhead who'd smite anything that wasn't white, evangelical and had a nut sack. When did rednecks from northern Ohio become so sensitive to the Israeli cause?

Milky Way and Andromeda will collide sooner than expected

2009-01-07T11:57:00.002-06:00

The Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies are on a collision course and will hit one another earlier than scientists had previously predicted.

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Holy crap! I have less time then I thought!

I am determined...

2009-01-04T21:35:00.002-06:00

I am determined my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
- Charles Lamb -

Cornyn promises filibuster on Franken seating

2009-01-03T15:03:00.003-06:00

Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) threatened Friday to filibuster any attempt to seat Democratic Minnesota Senate candidate Al Franken next week.

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I have never liked Big John "Cornhole" Cornyn and I like him even less. The audacity of this bloated cowfuck from North Texas. On rare occasions I'm embarrassed to admit I live in Texas and this is one of those times. Not that I think Franken necesarrily has the credentials to be a good politician, but it's what the people of MN decided. Butt the fuck out!

Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation

2008-12-23T16:56:00.004-06:00

FOXBOROUGH, MA—As the once-invincible, still-insufferable Patriots attempt to come to grips with their 17-14 Super Bowl loss to the Giants, the death of their dream to go undefeated, and the possible end of their dynasty, almost every other person in America is reveling in what they consider the perfect ending to New England's season.

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Holy Fucking Shit I Was Just In A Plane Crash!

2008-12-22T09:59:00.002-06:00

A Continental airlines 737 slid off the runway in Denver last night. The engine on the right side was shorn off and the plane burst into flames. Passengers escaped out the left side on slides. 38 people were hurt. Fortunately no one was killed.

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I fly Continental a lot! I hope I never, ever have to share my crash experience... Holy Jesus!

My dad wants a hores but my mom says no!

2008-12-22T09:39:00.001-06:00

Isn't Christmas time the best...

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Attack of the Drunken, Smoking, Half-Naked Santas

2008-12-16T08:03:00.002-06:00

Hundreds of Santas (most of them naughty, some of them nice) wandered around San Francisco on Saturday, leaving chaos and confused tourists in their wake.

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If this doesn't get you in the mood for Xmas... then nothing will.

Even W. can't keep these two apart

2008-12-08T22:26:00.001-06:00

One of the better songs about hurricanes.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 ducks enjoy gang rape.

2008-12-08T22:11:00.003-06:00

All I want for Xmas is my 32 round magazine

2008-12-08T13:24:00.004-06:00

From the same people that brought us Joe the Plumber and Sarah the Govner. We have a run on firearm sales.

It's enough to make me want to go out and buy a bunch of assault rifles, and ammo, and a bullet proof vest and maybe a taser. Who said Charlton Heston was dead.

I smell another market bubble...

Thanks UF

WSJ.com - Thain Spars With Board Over Bonus At Merrill

2008-12-08T12:33:00.004-06:00

Merrill Lynch Chairman and CEO John Thain has suggested to directors he receive a 2008 bonus of as much as $10 million, according to people familiar with the situation.

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Merrill Lynch Chairman and CEO John Thain

These guys are not going to give up easily. Many feel they're still entitled to these bonuses despite pathetic performance and in this case total collapse of an organization. I hope the BOD of Merrill or BOA push back on this one. As a matter of fact, they should probably fire the loser and stop screwing around with it.

Smoothie Attitude

2008-12-05T07:42:00.002-06:00

This morning noticed my Naked Juice "Well Being" smoothie bottle suggested I "Enjoy by Dec. 03 08".

Or what I thought...

How Obama Got Elected

2008-11-22T00:22:00.004-06:00

On Election day twelve Obama voters were interviewed extensively right after they voted to learn how the news media impacted their knowledge of what occurred during the campaign. The video seeks to provide some insight into which information broke through the news media clutter and which did not.

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This video is a sad commentary on our electorate. Obama won a popularity contest not a presidential race. This is also why wealthy CEOs can get away with robbery. Everyone's too busy, distracted or apathetic to know. Where's the rifle, where's the tower, where's the rifle, where's the tower... another tear in my beer. These poor souls have no idea what Obama is trying to accomplish or what he stands for. We get the government we deserve.