tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-47753511774597242682008-03-27T14:07:00.000Z2008-03-27T14:07:00.000ZTo the tune of 'Oh my Darling, Clementine'.<BR/><BR/>In the bars and public houses,<BR/>Just before the bell for time,<BR/>We'll sit back and bolt the door shut,<BR/>And sing of Darlings crime<BR/><BR/>Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling, <BR/>Oh my Darling, what a crime, <BR/>You are barred and done forever, <BR/>Dreadful sorry, tho' what a crime. <BR/><BR/>Light he was on gold n' silver,<BR/>looking for that extra dime,<BR/>he saw the drinkers, thought 'they're stinkers',<BR/>So he robbed them - 'what a crime!'<BR/><BR/>Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling, <BR/>Oh my Darling, what a crime, <BR/>You are barred and done forever, <BR/>Dreadful sorry, tho' what a crime.<BR/><BR/>Now the drinkers, being thinkers,<BR/>Can see that its a crime,<BR/>So they barred him from his local,<BR/>he's a devious, thieving swine.<BR/><BR/>Refrain etc...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com