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Sydney's going to be 1 soon

2009-05-10T14:29:00.003-04:00

And I am overwhelmed will joy : )

Just Chillin'

2009-01-19T10:46:00.005-05:00

More Pink Hoodie!

2009-01-04T21:34:00.004-05:00

Back by popular demand! Syd and her pink hoodie...

Happy Holidays

2008-12-24T15:25:00.002-05:00

Me on the my favorite dinosaur blanket in the family room with Sydney at a safe distance.

Let it snow
Let it snow
Syd must gooooo!!!

: )

Syd's Play Date = My Vacation

2008-12-16T07:17:00.004-05:00

My sister Sydney had a play date this weekend. The best part was I had a day of rest. I did miss the constant puppy play, and the food stealing and the... hold up, I did not miss a thing : )

Best Part, Mom made her wear a hoodie!

oh no, I missed Bolo's Nosevember!!!

2008-12-03T19:08:00.004-05:00

Dear Mr. Bolo,

Please concider me for next years Bolo's Nosevember blog entries....

Pleeeaaassseee.

And my Sister also...

PS We are big fans : )

Sydney's first Halloween

2008-10-28T18:01:00.002-04:00

It brings me great pleasure to report that my sister Sydney's head is so fat that she can not fit it into her devil costume. Halloween is going to be great... candy, trick-or-treating, and my sister and her big fat head!

I, as always, will be dressing as the angel that I am... : )

Happiness is... a sleeping sister

2008-10-18T14:45:00.004-04:00

Happy Birthday to me... I'm 2 now!

2008-10-09T06:34:00.004-04:00

It is a wonderful rainy day here in New England. But rain or shin we are going to party like pugs on cat nip (no offence to my cousin Benny, king of the pudgy pugs)

I want to send a shout out to all my fellow 2+ year old's who have to deal with hyper puppies, "keep up the struggle my brothers". And to all the puppies crampin' the style of there old siblings, "Slow your roll bean poll"

PS I got a t-shirt for my b-day that sez, "I'm with crazy".

This is a baby picture of me... damn I'm cute

Me and my shadow

2008-10-01T06:21:00.005-04:00

PS If Sydney was any further up my butt my colon would have to charge her rent... just kidding : )

Syndey Facts ... Chuck Norris Style!

2008-09-27T07:06:00.002-04:00

I was told the other day that when my family was naming me they considered calling me Chuck Norris in horror of the great one. In a recent journey around the web I found chucknorrisfacts.com It is a wonderful resource for Chuck Norris information.

To honor both Chuck and my new sister Sydney I present you "Sydney Facts"

Sydney is so tough that when nails describe themselves they say we're tough as syndey

Syd is so cool she pee's ice cubes

Syd is so scary that on halloween monsters dress up as Sydney

Sydney is so strong that she can bench press china and squat Europe

The only thing to fear is fear itself, unless your fear, then you fear Sydney

Sydney's first...

2008-09-09T15:12:00.007-04:00

Sidney's first tug-a-war.

Sidney's first picture without being evil

Sidney's first bath

Sidney's first basket ride

The beginning of a new age

2008-09-01T12:11:00.011-04:00

I've been living with my family for about 1.5 years, but now it has all changed as the new demon puppy arrived. She stomped into my household with no retreat throwing toys in the air,and flinging from room to room. it was about 2 weeks ago when she sent her first attack, she had came to my station were i patrolled the family's back yard. She lunged in front of me and sent her tiny teeth into my toes. It stung but I held on, limping my way up the stairs and waiting for her next move. from then on she I've had to share my toys with her,occupy her outside by playing a fun game of tag, and role model what a good guard dog is, although she falls asleep during my lesson's every time. So having a younger sibling isn't the worst that has happen, it has it's
ups and downs.

This first picture is a brief image of the demon inside of this little pupster.

And this is Sidny in her not so EVIL state of mind

I'm Getting a Sister...

2008-07-21T19:59:00.005-04:00

These are the latest pictures of my little sister and her sisters playing in the grass. The top left corner is a picture of Sydney looking into the camera with all her sisters butts in her face, poor Syd. And then the next one to the right is her getting back at them, and if you look closely you can see her sticking her tongue out.

Big News!

2008-07-21T19:15:00.005-04:00

Poor Benny has been set free and i am sorry for not responding to any comments. Human mother and father have came to consideration, and they are getting me a little sister. Her name will be Sydney and she is a few months old. I will follow up this post with a few pictures of her.

FREE BENNY

2007-11-26T18:46:00.001-05:00

What would Thanksgiving day be without a grave miscarriage of justice. Pictured here is exhibit A, the false imprisonment of my cousin Benny. One minute Ben was entertaining us with his world famous pug spins and the next minute he is in the clink.

I have moved pass my boycott of blogging to support the writers guild and have a new cause. Stop the senseless imprisonment of pugs.

FREE BENNY, FREE BENNY, FREE BENNY, FREE BENNY

Hats and T-Shirts on sale now.

(photos provided by punk human J)

I'm Rich!!! NOT

2007-11-26T12:37:00.000-05:00

My site is worth $77,804,776.

How much is yours worth?

Per websitevaluecalculator.com I am a sitting on 77,804,776 bags of milk bones

Please see my listing on ebay for the Brooklyn Bridge.

In support of the Writers Strike

2007-11-21T08:15:00.000-05:00

I am not a member or in any way associated with the WGA, but support writers in their quest for a fare contract.

As a sign of my support I will not be display pictures or writing anything witty. You will only get Greek Copy!

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PS I am also in the process of forming the Animal Blog Writes Assc. My new slogan is "A snack in the hand is better then two in the bush" no, that does not work... how about "creating literary coolness one snack at a time"... or "Author This, B'ouch"... anyway, I am still working on it.

Fear and Survival

2007-11-11T14:16:00.000-05:00

An interesting thing happened the other day. I noticed that I was starting to loss my touch. The fear that I once struck into the hearts of my enemies was gone. They did not seem to care that I was perched in my window barking. It started with the squirrel. He walked all over my lawn burring his nuts.

Then the crows came. And once again they did not even flinch. I was starting to loss it to the point that I had to take a power nap to recover. During the nap it hit me! winter is coming and these animals need to start gather food and fatting up. They do not care that I am in guard mode. They only care about surviving. Fear of me is not as bad as fear of not eating, hens surviving.

The moral of this story is that we are, for the most part, spoiled with our in door heating and cooling and our snacks o'plenty. We need to be greatfull. Share the wealth. If the humans are not going to eat the butt of the bread, toss it outside for the birds. If you are not going to finish your snack, u.s. mail them to me, care of Russell : )

Is there a Hero inside you?

2007-11-06T10:13:00.000-05:00

I have grow fond of watching this show on TV called Heroes. The plot is based around the concept that every day people have super powers. It got me thinking... Do I have super powers? At first I thought that I was being silly. I have always possesed the power to sleep on command but come to find out many puppies have that same power.

I slowly started to notice that I could levitate to reach the kitchen cabins where the snacks are kept. The levitation turn into flying and now I have the power to sore like a beagle! (sorry, I mean eagle)

I have also discovered my power to turn into liquid metal. I am not sure what to do with this one yet but I am working on it. And yes, while I am liquid metal pup I do do liquid metal poops.

So, I ask each of you. Is there a hero inside you?

Vote for Ruby

2007-11-05T11:33:00.000-05:00

Vote for Ruby, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

Click here to Vote for 2007 Weblog Award in the Pet Blog. Polls close Wednesday.

Dialog from Russell Dynomite;
Don: Vote for Summer.
Russell: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her.
Don: Then who you gonna vote for?
Russell: I'm voting for Ruby, who do you think?
[Don scoffs and walks away]
Russell: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons?
[Don hands Russell a Vote 4 Summer button]
Russell: [Russell tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away]

Does my Butt look Big?

2007-10-31T17:14:00.001-04:00

As of my one year old birthday I switch from puppy food to Adult food. I can not help but wonder if the new food is making me get a fat ass!

The last thing I want to have to do is go on weight watchers. All that point counting... I would rather give up the double snack before seeing jenny craig. Hold up, let me rewind that. I would never give up the double snacks. It looks like I am going to have to start hitting the Gym...

Opening Day for Hoops

2007-10-31T16:42:00.000-04:00

While I am not a big fan of basketball, I was inspired to school the humans in some bball. I have been known to break a few ankles with my wicked crossover dribble. Not to mention the mad ups I get went I reverse dunk.

It is a little know fact that dogs are excellent basketball players. Some the greats include Dr. Pei, Air Dale, and Shaq o'Puggle.

Shar Pei Fun Facts - Part 2

2007-10-26T16:15:00.000-04:00

In the time of the Han Dynasty, 206 B.C. ~ A.D. 220, clay figurines resembling a dog have been found in numerous burial sites. Similar depictions have been found in period art work. Historians speculate that these "tomb dogs" are possibly the ancestors of the Shar-Pei due to the brow wrinkles shown on the statue and the curled tail, height and build depicted in early artwork.

Someday when I pass I am going to be barried with an elmo doll just to mess with future historians : )

Loofa Tribute

2007-10-18T10:51:00.000-04:00

I received many cool gifts for my birthday but loofa is my favorite.

This is my tribute to loofa!