tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80896392070728653822008-05-28T21:38:36.592-04:00PinakothekThe All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-80004691752631861432008-05-27T20:06:00.004-04:002008-05-28T16:51:35.389-04:00Turf<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SDyiWL0v0CI/AAAAAAAAAPs/iYiwYBPBsOo/s1600-h/clip_image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SDyiWL0v0CI/AAAAAAAAAPs/iYiwYBPBsOo/s400/clip_image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205213771348299810" border="0" /></a>This was the view out my back window in New York City for more than ten years. That time (1979-1990) was the heyday of Wild Style, when graffiti truly became an artform, as is documented most vividly in Henry Chalfant's photographs. These tags, though, are primal. You can imagine them--in chalk--festooning an alley a century ago, or even earlier. Gang tags probably go back to antiquity. Today, owing to a couple of decades of outsized police response to graffiti, much urban tagging, accomplished under great pressure, is even cruder than this primal sort.<br /><br />Wild Style graffiti is a late, studied, self-conscious phenomenon, a sterling example of postmodernism in action. This sort of zero-degree tagging, by contrast, seldom if ever even gestures in the direction of art (although photographs by Helen Levitt, Cartier-Bresson, and John Guttmann show examples of it that qualify as poetry). Both are unauthorized sets of marks made by urban youth, generally, on surfaces that do not belong to them. Graffiti of both sorts aims to broadcast and publicize the existence and identity of the tagger.<br /><br />You might say that graffiti is, at base, a form of advertising. In the places where graffiti is found there is frequently also advertising of the authorized sort. Space rented from the owner of the surface in question is given over to printed tags that publicize goods and services for sale. You might say that the one form of advertising is intransitive--no action is required on the part of the beholder other than perhaps to steer clear if one is of a rival crew--while the other is transitive: it intends to prompt expenditure.<br /><br />So the form of graffiti that inveigles the passerby into surrendering cash is viewed as legitimate by society, while the kind that is strictly gratuitous, or nearly so, is considered vandalism. The financial aspect has further ramifications, of course: the first sort pays rent while the second squats. But squatters never displace other tenants; they merely occupy otherwise vacant spaces. Likewise, graffiti roosts on unemployed surfaces. And as ugly as it sometimes is, it's indisputably human, which cannot be said about the post-industrial walls and sidings it occupies.<br /><br />Yes, this is an argument I've been carrying in my pocket for thirty years. The passage of time may have made it less pressing, but hardly obsolete, I think.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-31639416949781182752008-05-19T13:39:00.008-04:002008-05-19T16:00:57.932-04:00Vile Smut<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SDG7d7qzKZI/AAAAAAAAAPY/Rlaq_2DRb44/s1600-h/sadism.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SDG7d7qzKZI/AAAAAAAAAPY/Rlaq_2DRb44/s400/sadism.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202145167497439634" border="0" /></a>Reminiscing about my early days in the used-paper trade, I find that I can become tender if not actually moist-eyed at the thought of the publications that were both produced and purchased by the raincoat brigade. You young people today, saturated in smut, are so jaded and jaundiced and all that you may not immediately appreciate the pathos of the many approaches to porn in the time before the <span style="font-style: italic;">soi-disant</span> sexual revolution. Consider the many shadings of the word "art," especially as applied to privately printed portfolios and editions of "exquisite" and "piquant" and sometimes "frank" character, intended exclusively for an audience of "discerning connoisseurs." Think of slim paperback novels, published in Hollywood in awkwardly boxy typefaces and dirt-colored wrappers, armed with introductions by persons able to append a Ph.D. to their names. Imagine a bookstore of the bygone sort, as discreet as a boudoir, with a curtained doorway in the rear leading to locked glass-fronted bookcases housing a category known as "curiosa."<br /><br />These musings were occasioned by the rediscovery on my shelves of <span style="font-style: italic;">Sadism in the Movies</span>, by one George [sic] de Coulteray, published in 1965, in a translation worthy of Babelfish, by the important-sounding Medical Press of New York City. "The book that shocked a nation," screams the dust jacket, an unlikely encomium coming from a starchy scientific publishing house. To read the book I find that I have to reverse-translate in my head, since many sentences make no sense whatever in English but are convincing in the presumed original as St.-Germain des Prés table talk:<br /><br />"But one must admit that since the end of the 19th century one is in the presence of a rise so brutal that in our times the spanking has become the privileged form of what may be called minor sadism, a harmonious mixture of pain, slight in itself, and a ceremony which by making ridiculous, emphasizes its humiliating character, followed by the double arousal, active and passive."<br /><br />But nobody ever read it, anyway. They bought the book for the pictures, half of which derive from the original and look as though they were photocopied with a machine of the era--they're so murky you can barely make them out. All the pictures are stills, all are unidentified, some show garden-variety brawls and others get into skulls-and-chains territory. Nearly all are so smudgy and hasty and low-rent they seem much smuttier than the movies themselves (or even a decent print of any given still) ever could. The one shown above is in its own right a terrific example of the power of film stills--you just can't imagine that the rest of the movie, whatever it is, could possibly measure up to the sheer sordidness of the image.<br /><br />But to go back to the French, the adjacent book on the shelf is Lo Duca's <span style="font-style: italic;">L'Érotisme au Cinéma </span>(J.-J. Pauvert, 1957) which is both serious and sumptuous in exactly the ways its neighbor isn't. Just flipping through it is guaranteed to inspire indulgent fondness for the French at their most nominally insufferable. Take this chart, for example, which is worthy of Edward Tufte's books:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SDHU1rqzKaI/AAAAAAAAAPg/qV09_hHeNt4/s1600-h/lo+duca.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SDHU1rqzKaI/AAAAAAAAAPg/qV09_hHeNt4/s400/lo+duca.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202173063310027170" border="0" /></a>The movies are (1) <span style="font-style: italic;">The Blue Angel</span>, (2) <span style="font-style: italic;">Ecstasy</span>, (3) <span style="font-style: italic;">Tabu</span>, (4) <span style="font-style: italic;">The Lady from Shanghai</span>, (5) <span style="font-style: italic;">Notorious</span>, (6) <span style="font-style: italic;">Bitter Rice</span>, (7) <span style="font-style: italic;">Manon</span>, (8) <span style="font-style: italic;">Los Olvidados</span>, (9) <span style="font-style: italic;">Miss Julie</span>, and (10) <span style="font-style: italic;">One Summer of Happiness</span>. No, I'd never heard of that last one, either. Don't you wish you could nonchalantly illustrate your humid reveries with charts so rigorously white-smocked? I certainly do.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-13322759316366083322008-05-15T11:15:00.004-04:002008-05-15T11:45:34.252-04:00Dunt Esk<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCxUBrqzKWI/AAAAAAAAAPA/iacYoRoyg-g/s1600-h/gross+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCxUBrqzKWI/AAAAAAAAAPA/iacYoRoyg-g/s400/gross+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200624057584920930" border="0" /></a>This is the problem with blogs: You start blogging in an idle moment, and one thing leads to another and you wake up one day to find that you have readers. And readers, no matter how coolly disinterested they are nor how they are getting the deal free gratis for nothing, eventually become something like customers: they begin to have expectations. They expect frequent deliveries of new material. For the blogger--excepting, I guess, the fanatically driven or the logorrheic--the situation is like being a columnist, like one of our heroes at the great gray <span style="font-style: italic;">New York Bugle</span>, with all the problems and responsibilities inherent, only you're not being paid. You're still bagging groceries to pay the rent, and that profession like all others has its seasons and its crises. <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCxUCLqzKXI/AAAAAAAAAPI/LrwPijSFI7k/s1600-h/gross+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCxUCLqzKXI/AAAAAAAAAPI/LrwPijSFI7k/s400/gross+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200624066174855538" border="0" /></a>Maybe the association of ideas is why today we're featuring the work of the great Milt Gross, who knew from daily deadlines in his decades of newspaper employment. These are from his (criminally) out-of-print <span style="font-style: italic;">Nize Baby</span> (1926), a work in prose and drawings that is one of the funniest books ever, and is especially recommended to children of immigrants, even if your home language wasn't Yiddish. But to reduce its matter merely to the comedy of ESL is to do it an injustice--imagine it as an episode of E. C. Segar's <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>Thimble Theater</span> with <span style="font-style: italic;">Finnegans Wake</span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span> performed by the Marx Brothers. Even Smokey Stover fans will have to give it up to Milt, who as far as I'm aware actually coined the immortal password "banana oil."<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCxUDLqzKYI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/SbB9i_ub2kM/s1600-h/gross+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCxUDLqzKYI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/SbB9i_ub2kM/s400/gross+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200624083354724738" border="0" /></a>So anyway, postings have become scarcer around here, and they may well become scarcer still, as our unpaid author contends with a mountain of past-due obligations, each of them with a promissory note attached to its curly little tail.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-73634700119553926682008-05-10T23:39:00.005-04:002008-05-11T00:55:48.882-04:00Amoenitates Belgicae<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCZrdZWiurI/AAAAAAAAAO4/431LqYGtXNo/s1600-h/boule.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SCZrdZWiurI/AAAAAAAAAO4/431LqYGtXNo/s400/boule.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198960972611631794" border="0" /></a>Early yesterday a friend across the Atlantic emailed me: "Tonight in Parliament the fuse was lit for the implosion of Belgium in sixty days." I've heard much doomsaying of this kind over the years, but this was a trifle more specific. The crux seems to be that the Flemish will claim a certain number of the ring towns around Brussels and make them Flemish by fiat, which means that residents (who may, depending on the town, be largely or even overwhelmingly francophone) will get electoral ballots naming only Flemish candidates, have access only to Flemish schools, face public officials who will refuse to speak or reply to French, etc. This in a roundabout way addresses the issue that has prevented Belgium from splitting into two parts thus far: that Brussels is both overwhelmingly francophone and at same same time the capital of Flanders. The Flemish militants appear to be on their way to making Brussels a Flemish city whether it likes it or not, a task which may also involve the purging of the--largely francophone--immigrant populations.<br /><br />If Belgium splits into two, Flanders will vie with Norway for the top of the European Union food chain, while Wallonia will scramble with Portugal for the bottom. How is all this possible, you ask, in a stable, prosperous First World nation? The matter may or may not go back to the Battle of the Golden Spurs in 1302, as Flemish mythology would claim. It definitely goes back to the nineteenth century, when the country's post-independence ruling class spoke French and marginalized the Flemish, who could, for example, be arrested, tried, and sentenced without understanding the charges against them. My worker and peasant ancestors didn't speak French, either, and were marginalized themselves, but as Walloon speakers they could at least catch the rudiments of another Romance language.<br /><br />The matter heated up after World War I, when the fact that Flemish militants had sided with the Germans occasioned public rancor. A similar set of issues caused unrest after the second World War, but it wasn't until the 1960s that the subject came to dominate the daily life of the nation. The heavy industries of Wallonia--steel, textiles, coal, glass--were dead or moribund, and Flanders, once largely rural and backward, had taken the economic lead. The Flemish separatists achieved a new credibility by stressing their unwillingness to carry the ailing South financially. I happened to be in Belgium in 1969, when the formerly state-mandated and universal bilingualism ended under pressure, with the other language being painted out on road signs, disappearing from menus and train schedules, the University of Louvain/Leuven splitting into two parts, and so on. Ever since, it has been a slow motion dissolve.<br /><br />You can compare the situation to that of the former Yugoslavia: minor differences between neighboring populations with much interbreeding are exacerbated <span style="font-style: italic;">after</span> the formerly overrun, colonized, and exploited area--as the future Belgium was for centuries before 1830--recovers its autonomy. Even so, I don't expect the situation to make much sense to outsiders. It hardly makes much sense to me, but then even though I carry a Belgian passport I've spent most of my life abroad. Belgium is a sick country. Flanders--in which I have quite a few friends--is disturbingly under the sway of far-right elements, while Wallonia--home to whatever remains of my family--is a swamp of corruption and institutionalized incompetence. I still carry a Belgian passport because, ironically enough, I have no belief in nations and no sense of any kind of national identity. (I am, ethnically, nearly one hundred percent Walloon, for whatever that's worth.) Will my ancestral home plunge to Second World status? Will it be propped up like a corpse in a chair by the European Union? Will it be adopted by France if it wags its tail hard enough? Will anyone not immediately affected even notice?The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-20950767521634110382008-04-27T10:53:00.006-04:002008-04-28T17:10:14.998-04:00Who Owns New York?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SBSTtQOuBtI/AAAAAAAAAOo/bpjE3yl8kbU/s1600-h/columbia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SBSTtQOuBtI/AAAAAAAAAOo/bpjE3yl8kbU/s400/columbia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193938675925124818" border="0" /></a>That is the apt title of the Columbia University fight song. It's odd that I remember it, because I can't have heard it more than once or twice--my time there was the absolute nadir of school-spiritism, fraternities, attendance at sporting events. The old traditions were dying like bugs in a jar, and I did my best to help see them off. Still, the song's sentiment was implicit in the university's conduct, an arrogance barely dented by the events of a few years earlier--forty years ago this month.<br /><br />Columbia University in the spring of 1968 was preparing to construct a gymnasium in Morningside Park, a park outside the school's property line and used mostly by the residents of Harlem. Very generously (in its own view) the university would allow Harlemites--who in those days were nearly one hundred percent African American--use of the gym, as long as they entered through the back door. To make a complicated story very simple, Rap Brown informed the citizens of Harlem of Columbia's plan and Students for a Democratic Society informed the students, and very soon the campus was enjoying an occupation and a strike. The gym, and the Jim-Crow and land-grab matters it entailed, remained at the center of the outrage, although Vietnam, corporate investment, institutional racism and elitism, the purpose and design of education, unthinking assent to social injustice, and dormitory visiting rules also entered the equation. Few people realize that Columbia's Spring '68 bacchanal preceded the one in Paris by several weeks.<br /><br />A bacchanal it remained only briefly, though. The administration refused to negotiate with the striking students, the police came in with helmets and clubs and badge numbers blacked out, and they were abetted both by right-wing students and by the faculty, whose studied neutrality led them to block food deliveries to the strikers--their high-minded cowardice illustrates better than anything why "liberal" remained a vitriolic insult on the left for many years. Quite a lot of blood was shed. The police broke heads of people who were only standing up for principles. Nothing like it had been seen, at least not subsequent to the 1930s or north of Mississippi. If you want to read more, please see Hilton Obenzinger's extraordinary personal account, <span style="font-style: italic;">Busy Dying</span> (Tucson: Chax, 2008).<br /><br />I entered Columbia in the fall of 1972. The last real flare-up had occurred the previous May, when an antiwar demonstration led to a Days of Rage-style smashing of Fifth Avenue shop windows. I enthusiastically attended the semester's first meeting of SDS, only to have it turn out to be the meeting at which the local chapter dissolved itself. After that came political fatigue. I first heard the term "political correctness" then, but what it meant was that some campus politico would confront you on the Walk and ask where you stood on, say, the Polisario Front, and you knew it was a trick question--were they the true Spearhead of the People, or merely running-dog roaders for the CIA? Political involvement meant endless factional disputes, paranoia, poison. Lyndon LaRouche was prominent, as well as several competing varieties of Maoists. You can tell by looking at the eyes of the figure above what replaced political passion for the rest of us.<br /><br />Despite the prop robes, I never bothered graduating, although to be fair I had a number of great teachers and happily lost myself in the vastness of the library, as well as making seven or eight friends who are still my friends. Not having graduated (nine incompletes; hundreds of dollars in library fines) did not prevent me from returning to teach there, in the MFA program, a couple of decades later. The place was no friendlier then than when I had been a student, maybe even less, since the Reagan years had infused a renewed spirit of entitlement, and the radical shift in the value of Manhattan real estate had considerably increased the institution's wealth. Right now Columbia is engaged in a wholesale annexation of West Harlem, proving that some things never change, although today there is little organized resistance and no publicity given to what there is. Anyway, the university is now only one of a hundred entities that could adopt the fight song as its own.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo by Matt Kennedy. And where is he now?</span>The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-33745903363657827412008-04-26T10:27:00.003-04:002008-04-26T11:25:57.984-04:00Pinacotecata<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SBM8CgOuBsI/AAAAAAAAAOg/NSYTw8y3SD0/s1600-h/exhibit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SBM8CgOuBsI/AAAAAAAAAOg/NSYTw8y3SD0/s400/exhibit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193560808997390018" border="0" /></a>"I have painted thought." --Nicolas Poussin<br /><br />"The magnificent light in Courbet's paintings is for me the same as that of the Place Vendôme, at the time the Column fell." --André Breton, <span style="font-style: italic;">Nadja<br /><br /></span>It's just occurred to me that I have less than a month to see shows at the Met by two of my favorite painters. For someone who runs a blog carrying a name that means "picture gallery," I've gotten very much out of the habit of visiting museums and galleries. And yet they were crucial to me once. If I had a single Damascus-road experience in my life, it was seeing Géricault’s "Raft of the Medusa" and Delacroix's "Massacre at Chios" at the Louvre when I was not quite nine years old. I went to high school a few blocks from the Met, when it was still free, and used to wander through at random, haunting it as if I were its ghost. When I was 20 and very earnest it seemed to me the whole point of traveling, to go see pictures in remote churches and unlikely state-run cultural complexes out in the middle of fuck-all.<br /><br />Then, a few years later, I stopped. Why? Maybe it was the Met's Book of Kells show circa 1976, which as far as I'm aware began the era of massively hyped traveling exhibits with their advance ticketing and crowd control. Maybe it was the awkwardness of accompanying nice young ladies to museums on Sundays and shifting my weight from one foot to the other as they drank in the Monets. Maybe it was the increasing authority of the must-see dictates issued by the cultural commissars of the media in New York City. Maybe it was the time ten years ago when I visited the museum of fine arts in Lille, France, a vast train station of a museum laid out in an ellipse and stuffed with mediocrities, and I realized the best way to take in its holdings would be by bicycle or possibly roller skates. Maybe it was when I discovered that I derived more enjoyment and illumination from sifting through big piles of trash. But I figure I owe some discomfiture, at least, to Poussin and Courbet.<span style="font-style: italic;"></span>The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-38170049321199590982008-04-21T18:35:00.006-04:002008-04-21T19:34:19.667-04:00Case Study<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SA0XfqbCNMI/AAAAAAAAAOU/zgMHVR-SdoU/s1600-h/yuban.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SA0XfqbCNMI/AAAAAAAAAOU/zgMHVR-SdoU/s400/yuban.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191831778159113410" border="0" /></a>The subject, a recent immigrant approximately nine years of age, was asked to depict his mother. It was specified that he should present her in a particular context of his choosing: a setting or activity. The resulting picture is of considerable interest. The woman is only marginably noticeable, and then only because her coat presents the largest single expanse of white space in the composition. Clearly, the subject entirely subordinates maternal affection to the far greater stimulus of commercial consumption. For that matter, the nature of the consumer products themselves is of secondary interest; the subject is enthralled by packaging, and above all by names.<br /><br />Because the composition is so crowded and frenetic, it is worthwhile to break down its constituent parts. The woman is pushing a shopping cart overloaded with products down a supermarket aisle. It would seem to be aisle six: coffee, tea, juice, soda. The items heaped in the cart seem at least partly stereotypical: the protruding head of celery in particular is a trope familiar from myriad cartoons and illustrations. It might likewise be doubted whether she purchases toothbrushes on a regular basis, and ditto for "wax"--presumably floor wax. Other items seem more likely to be true to his actual experience of grocery shopping: that the sack of potatoes has been placed in the cart's bottom tray, for instance, or the exact replication of the Fritos logo, or the prominence of the detergent Beads O' Bleach.<br /><br />But even the groceries in the cart are overwhelmed by the serried ranks of products on the shelves, which are depicted in disproportionate scale. The boxes of Lipton tea bags are nearly the size of the cart itself. (The curious symbol on the boxes represents the subject's attempt to come to terms with the concept of the tea bag. Coming from a coffee-drinking culture, he had only ever experienced tea bags as pictures on boxes, and averred he thought they looked like "pants on a hanger.") It is fascinating to observe the rigor with which the subject records brand names, even the ones that make no sense to him, resulting in solecisms: "Early' Morn" for "Early Morn'" and "Chock O' Full Nuts" for "Chock Full O' Nuts."<br /><br />A strong reaction to American consumer abundance is typical of recent immigrants. It can take various forms: hysterical blindness, catatonic undifferentiation, at least eighteen catalogued types of aphasia. The delirium on view here, in conjunction with the subject's powers of observation, leads us to predict that he will become a highly achieving adult, one who will subordinate all other drives and desires to the acquisition of brand-name goods. He will work three jobs, if necessary, to purchase the latest model automobile, equipped with all the premium features--such a goal, in any event, will encouragingly overshadow romance or idealism. If the subject is properly steered, he will actually work three jobs to achieve his goals. The danger remains that he may choose to rob service stations instead. The subject should therefore be closely and carefully tracked, but for now we do not recommend deportation.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-84473755380634197692008-04-16T15:33:00.005-04:002008-04-16T16:36:06.908-04:00Rod and Custom<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SAZU5-1zUyI/AAAAAAAAAOM/7-VfUQEYQV8/s1600-h/hop+up.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SAZU5-1zUyI/AAAAAAAAAOM/7-VfUQEYQV8/s400/hop+up.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189928975689012002" border="0" /></a>After I wrecked the gull-wing Porsche I acquired an Aston Martin--James Bond model, of course--then a Lotus when my Jim Clark fixation got into full gear. I never could afford the Isotta-Fraschini I truly coveted, but for daily use I could choose among a dandy Rover (right-hand steering, which could get a little tricky), a venturesome little Karmann Ghia, and a Citroen DS diverted from the French government fleet. Then, abruptly, I deaccessioned all my European automobiles and poured every cent and every ounce of energy into hot rods. I had the bucket "T", the chopped and channeled 1940 Plymouth, the fully blown 426 Barracuda. I had been content to let professionals maintain the factory specifications on my continental cars, but with these American babies I really worked. I spent all night cutting, sanding, drilling, welding, mounting, painting, waxing. My cars--and my planes, too, for that matter, but that's another subject--were the envy of the neighborhood. I traded one to a neighbor for a nearly complete set of Hardy Boys books, and another for the collection of arrowheads some kid was left by his grandfather. I still have those.<br /><br />Then, when I was 14, I went off to New York City, and rarely thought about cars again. For a decade and a half I hardly so much as rode in an automobile. I didn't get my license until I was 30, and was well over 40 by the time I did any sort of regular driving. Now I drive all the time--I have no choice--but it's been all Toyotas and Subarus, the sexless shelf models, reliable as canned sardines. I don't have so much as a single battered Camaro on my résumé. I'm bitterly disappointed in my adult self. Yet at the same time I wouldn't be at all unhappy if cars disappeared from the face of the earth, as long as there were trains and trolleys to replace them. Cars were fun when there weren't so many of them on the road (and, it must be said, when gas cost 50 cents a gallon or thereabouts). Nowadays I think my car is useful and unobtrusive, and consider that I'm a fine driver--it's all those other cars that are the plague. But then I realize that every one of those other drivers is having the same thought.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-54648598518549118762008-04-12T08:12:00.003-04:002008-04-12T09:53:59.441-04:00Skins<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0KnAlyI/AAAAAAAAANs/68EDApleWdo/s1600-h/papers+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0KnAlyI/AAAAAAAAANs/68EDApleWdo/s400/papers+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188331285373818658" border="0" /></a>Aside from brandy and cigars, no product on the market is packaged quite as traditionally as cigarette papers. Nearly every item on your grocer's shelf gets an image update every few years to make sure it passes the nowness scan the shopper's eye performs as it scrolls down the aisle. The rolling-paper package, however, like its fellows, presumably appeals to aged gentlemen who consume those items at their club while leafing through bound volumes of <span style="font-style: italic;">Punch</span>, and remain faithful to the brands favored by their grandfathers; they care that their brand won the gold medal at Saragossa in 1908. Okay, but really--haven't those old gentlemen already gone to the glue factory, and aren't rolling papers mostly consumed by stoners, backpackers, squatters, Deadheads? I guess we can assume that a polite fiction is at play, the manufacturers of cigarette papers pretending that their product isn't really employed as accessory to what some people might consider a crime. Meanwhile, potheads can spend hours in happy contemplation of the complex patterns and inscrutable imagery on the packages.<br /><br />I had never seen the Ottoman package until I spotted it recently at a Turkish import store in Berlin; it became an instant favorite. More than any other design I can think of at the moment, it succeeds in activating the wayback machine: looking simultaneously venerable and startlingly new, it manages to replicate permanently the effect that its modernism must have had a century ago, its <span style="font-style: italic;">modern-style</span> curlicues blending in with Victoriana to a degree, but in their asymmetry preparing the eye for the shouting Broadwayism of the logo. More than any other brand, Ottoman has suffered no updating of any sort. Its boast of excellence, within, is printed in four languages: Arabic, French, Greek, and what appears to be Amharic. The only change is that, although "Constantinople" is printed in Roman and Greek characters along the edge and "Stamboul" appears in the inside flap, the papers are now made in Italy.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0KnAlzI/AAAAAAAAAN0/4UZmNmipmP8/s1600-h/papers+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0KnAlzI/AAAAAAAAAN0/4UZmNmipmP8/s400/papers+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188331285373818674" border="0" /></a>Abadies, with their imperial arms and fly device, were so much the most elegant of the brands that I, for one, manfully struggled with them for years even though their adhesiveness left something to be desired. Like the famous Zouave on the Zig-Zag package, the trappings of the Abadie pack seem to hark back to the reign of Napoleon III. Today, as shown, the import version is marred by a textual addition in a drastically ill-judged typeface and size. Most American vipers had no idea what that central word meant; as a result it became a kind of stoner invocation: "Riz, man..."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0anAl0I/AAAAAAAAAN8/skvJjQlYu98/s1600-h/papers+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0anAl0I/AAAAAAAAAN8/skvJjQlYu98/s400/papers+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188331289668785986" border="0" /></a>Riz La Croix, on the other hand, just became "Rizlas" in America. If you tried to buy them in France, though, you'd have to respect the quasi-rebus and ask for "<span style="font-style: italic;">ree lah crwah</span>." The ravages of globalism are demonstrated in this pack, made for sale in France: the gap between the "z" and the "l," formerly distinct in the European version, has been closed up. The packaging has been updated in other ways, too. Those fine white lines, not unpleasant although they nearly obscure the escutcheon, weren't there before. On the back, the phrase "Rolling Since 1796" appears, in English, a nod to the international confraternity of hacky-sack players.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0qnAl1I/AAAAAAAAAOE/BVt6jB8Yjyo/s1600-h/papers+4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/SACn0qnAl1I/AAAAAAAAAOE/BVt6jB8Yjyo/s400/papers+4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188331293963753298" border="0" /></a>Finally, from the archives come the Spanish-made Blanco y Negros, a package from circa 1980 that may or may not have changed since, although I would suspect some more racially sensitive adaptation must have taken place. These fall into a different category, since they proclaim not long and immovable tradition but modernity, circa 1923. They perhaps meant to encourage subsistence farmers in Extremadura to imagine themselves reveling in the sensual delights of Harlem skyscraper speakeasies every time they rolled up a gasper. They didn't change for at least sixty years for the same reason that innocent but eager Euros perpetuated the misconceived idea of Dixieland jazz well within living memory, in thrall to a confusion of exotica and modernismo as firmly rooted in the European mythosphere as Karl May's idea of the American West. As with all these papers, whatever was being smoked in them, the packaging itself sold the consumer a viper's dream of otherness and elsewhere.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-38787107466011561442008-04-09T21:28:00.003-04:002008-04-16T17:07:20.399-04:00Horror Vacui<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_1tianAlxI/AAAAAAAAANk/nXWfVHwmHPE/s1600-h/farmhouse.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_1tianAlxI/AAAAAAAAANk/nXWfVHwmHPE/s400/farmhouse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187422783826597650" border="0" /></a>In this picture you see me, fleeing from my home of seven years. It was in fact a farmhouse, although its grounds had long ceased being a farm. It was a nice house, and beautifully situated. The view from the back--meadows tumbling toward a pond with a ridge behind, the valley angled to the right giving an impression of sumptuous depth--made visitors exclaim. An allee of ancient maples guarded the long driveway. The house had been built in 1904 as a folk-art approximation of the Second Empire style. The barn--rescued from collapse at no small cost--had been made in the nineteenth century from parts of even older structures. There was a peach tree, and the remains of an orchard, and a chicken coop, and a shed that was being slowly squeezed to death between two trees. Every spring the farm dump would cough up a few more things--glass pill bottles, pot lids, patterned china fragments--that weather had made to rise from their graves.<br /><br />I lived there, as I said, for seven years, and before that I lived in another rural setting for halves of five years. But eventually I couldn't go on. Other circumstances played their part, of course, but to some degree I was fleeing country living itself. I've always been a city-dweller. I was born in a city, fled the suburbs for the city as early in life as was feasible, lived in New York City for 28 years. I never had any intentions of living anywhere but a city, but I was lured to the country by promises of interior space--an effective draw after so many decades of constriction. Summers in the country were pleasant, and with the city to go back to when the weather turned rotten, the country was enticing. I was living in a pretty wild area then, and could walk for hours in a straight line and not see anything manmade but stone walls and deer platforms. Or I could drive and try to get myself lost, winding down roads that you could easily pretend had not been visited by the twentieth century.<br /><br />When circumstances dictated moving to the country full-time, however, that specific country had a suburban aspect--the previous location necessitated a full hour drive to get to a decent supermarket. In this version of country, everything was a memorial to its former identity--former farms, former haylofts, former roadhouses, former depots, all engaged in more self-conscious, college-graduate sorts of activities. I could still have managed, if I had possessed much of a feeling for nature. Because nature hung around, magnificently sometimes: coyotes, bald eagles, owls, foxes, bears, the occasional unverifiable mountain lion. And nature asserted itself as weather on a very regular basis. And that is where I failed, ultimately. Every winter was the end of the world. It was the end of life, everything skeletal and drained of color. Yes, I did know better. That's why I say that I failed it, not the other way around. Now I'm in a town, which is a sort of halfway house, a sort of airlock on the way back to urban life. I've got a tree--two trees, actually--but I'm steps away from neon, and things that are open 24 hours, and people having arguments on the street. I couldn't live in Eden. I'm a citizen of the fallen world.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-31561187654850045932008-04-04T20:32:00.004-04:002008-04-05T00:13:03.513-04:00The Appeal to Reason<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_bI_oqDdrI/AAAAAAAAANU/ycJJ2uAJZas/s1600-h/reason.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_bI_oqDdrI/AAAAAAAAANU/ycJJ2uAJZas/s400/reason.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185553016534824626" border="0" /></a>What caused me to pick this item out of the trash heap was not its title--there are better editions of DeQuincey's book out there (if none so pocket-sized)--but its publisher. <span style="font-style: italic;">Appeal to Reason </span>was America's leading Socialist weekly between its founding in 1897 and its demise in 1922. Yes, its offices were in Kansas. At its height it had a circulation of 760,000. Its contributors included Jack London, Mother Jones, Upton Sinclair, Joe Hill, Helen Keller, and Eugene Debs. Its editor commissioned Sinclair to write <span style="font-style: italic;">The Jungle. </span>At the same time, its offices were regularly broken into and its editors subject to smear campaigns and arrests on trumped-up charges. Its founding editor committed suicide under the strain. His son, who inherited the paper, diluted its radical spirit considerably--he caved in to the government and endorsed the nation's entry into World War I, for example. The Red Scare eventually put the paper out of its misery.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_bI_4qDdsI/AAAAAAAAANc/yRag7EIlbA0/s1600-h/reason+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_bI_4qDdsI/AAAAAAAAANc/yRag7EIlbA0/s400/reason+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185553020829791938" border="0" /></a>One of the <span style="font-style: italic;">Appeal to Reason</span>'s most striking sidelines was its People's Pocket Series, a series of 3 1/2" x 5" paperbacks that sold for 25 cents apiece--five for a dollar. The back and inside covers of this one list 131 different titles (you can tell it dates from near the end, since the list includes both <span style="font-style: italic;">Adult Education in Russia </span>by Mme. Lenine [sic] and <span style="font-style: italic;">War Speeches and Messages of Woodrow Wilson</span>). The series included books on evolution and birth control, on hypnotism and home nursing; Marx, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Balzac, Thomas Paine, Boccaccio, Tolstoy, Whitman, Lincoln, Kropotkin, Zola. It was large-spirited enough to contain titles by both Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan, both Robert Ingersoll and Pope Leo XIII. A banker brought in as an investor during the paper's last years continued the series after its demise, as Haldeman-Julius's Little Blue Books. These were massively influential, to judge by how often they are invoked in the early chapters of at least two generations of autobiographies.<br /><br />We all know what happened to Socialism, unfortunately. What I'd like to know is: What happened to continuing self-education? These books were read by teamsters and machinists and stevedores and farmhands and miners. They read them not because they thought the books could help them get a better job but because they were curious. They were hungry--they wanted to consume the world. This isn't to say that every hod-carrier in Michigan in 1910 was reading them, but enough were to make the series continually expand. And none of it was fluff, or merely mercenary, or simple-minded propaganda. How many people--with considerably longer formal educations and a larger fund of leisure time--read anything like that sort of thing today, for fun? How many people assume without thinking about it that reading is and has always been a pursuit strictly for the privileged? Would it be too much to consider a connection between the rightward shift in politics and the decline of self-motivated learning?The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-6017895547795327592008-03-31T18:21:00.005-04:002008-03-31T19:14:19.502-04:00Body Modification<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_FkMIqDdpI/AAAAAAAAANE/mvot37g0DHo/s1600-h/victory+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_FkMIqDdpI/AAAAAAAAANE/mvot37g0DHo/s400/victory+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184034805725230738" border="0" /></a>No, those are not tattoos, and they are neither skinheads nor football hooligans. The subjects are seven dogfaces from World War II. I don't have a date for the picture, so I can't tell if the shaving was done in anticipation or celebration. Here they are again in an informal grouping, looking a bit more greatest-generationish:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_FkMYqDdqI/AAAAAAAAANM/hBUPjubYUOw/s1600-h/victory+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R_FkMYqDdqI/AAAAAAAAANM/hBUPjubYUOw/s400/victory+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184034810020198050" border="0" /></a>Note how Mr. O looks a bit like a member of the Monks (who indeed started out as G.I.s at a base in Germany). Except for Mr. R, who looks as if he were wearing a flower or a rubber glove on his head, the others in their diverse ways are all reminiscent of Travis Bickle.<br /><br />I've always been curious about people's willingness to turn themselves into signboards. What purpose did those haircuts here serve? Was it limited to the photograph or photographs, or did they perform a routine at a USO-canteen pep rally? How drunk were they when they had the idea? How drunk were they when they carried it out? Did the exercise fill them with a greater sense of mission and achievement, give them a certainty of imminent victory, embolden them for greater challenges? They do look like a serious crowd. I'm sure that cheap laughs figured nowhere in their plans.<br /><br />I confess that even temporary and transient forms of body modification make me queasy. Tattooing has a certain criminal allure even now, but the idea of wearing something you can't easily take off seems so burdensome I'm still at pains to understand it as the mass phenomenon it has become. Painting your face blue and yellow to cheer on the Fighting Coalheavers, on the other hand, may only last six hours, but those are six hours you spend as, essentially, an inanimate object, no matter how much screaming and jumping you do. You have converted yourself into a part--a grommet or a nozzle or a flange.<br /><br />But maybe that's the whole idea. People--young people especially--find it burdensome to be themselves, and long for temporary escape into the world of thinghood. You are barely distinguishable from the other things all around you. You can make a spectacle of yourself with impunity, regress as violently as you wish, throw up all over the lobby and not be easily identifiable as the culprit. That wasn't what those G.I.s were after, of course, but their haircuts were still for them a way to shed their selves and merge into a unit, a human lexeme coextensive with the idea of victory itself. If you changed their circumstances just a trifle, they would be ideal candidates for roles as suicide bombers.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-68077118938400110432008-03-27T10:21:00.009-04:002008-03-27T16:53:37.872-04:00Let Us Now Praise Famous Men<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuZYqDdoI/AAAAAAAAAM8/gMat1DpHU2E/s1600-h/belgian+pop+6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuZYqDdoI/AAAAAAAAAM8/gMat1DpHU2E/s400/belgian+pop+6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182427547358688898" border="0" /></a>Sifting through the ashes of the twentieth century, archeologists of the future will be forced to conclude that sometime around 1961, young people (primarily guys) the world over were compelled to don matching suits, assume collective names in English (not always but often, even if their native language was something else), and wield guitars and the occasional drum, to uncertain effect. Was it a religious phenomenon? A form of mating ritual? An initiation rite? Perhaps a bit of all three. Even tiny Belgium was not immune to the craze. Here we see Paul Simul &amp; les Blue Jets, from Fleron. Paul perhaps harbored certain grandiose ideas, or maybe he was just naturally high-spirited.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuI4qDdjI/AAAAAAAAAMU/yAKTjnmn7UE/s1600-h/belgian+pop+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuI4qDdjI/AAAAAAAAAMU/yAKTjnmn7UE/s400/belgian+pop+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182427263890847282" border="0" /></a>Les Médiators, from Gives-Ben-Ahin, were remarkable in featuring the lovely Nadia, on guitar and singing! Their base rate was BF5500 for six hours (that would be about $180, sending each of them home with roughly 35 bucks in their pockets, in circa-1962 money). Although their string ties drawled "Western," their accordion said "<span style="font-style: italic;">bien de chez nous</span>."<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuJIqDdkI/AAAAAAAAAMc/VcHfPyDmIcA/s1600-h/belgian+pop+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuJIqDdkI/AAAAAAAAAMc/VcHfPyDmIcA/s400/belgian+pop+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182427268185814594" border="0" /></a>Les Tuniques Rouges, from Verlaine, also featured an accordionist, although their leader insisted on being called "Tommy." They, too, were working-class kids from the industrial suburbs around Liège. They, too, look irredeemably Belgian.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuJoqDdlI/AAAAAAAAAMk/Y0kBz0kq3lA/s1600-h/belgian+pop+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuJoqDdlI/AAAAAAAAAMk/Y0kBz0kq3lA/s400/belgian+pop+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182427276775749202" border="0" /></a>The Ansambl Aleksandra Subote, by contrast, appear to have been Romanian, but their card was found in the same pile, meaning either that they were uncommonly ambitious, relentlessly touring the continent the way Nazareth would a decade later, or else that their families had emigrated to the mines and factories of the Province of Liège, which were enjoying the last glints of prosperity then.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuJ4qDdmI/AAAAAAAAAMs/7YO-Xnut3rw/s1600-h/belgian+pop+4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuJ4qDdmI/AAAAAAAAAMs/7YO-Xnut3rw/s400/belgian+pop+4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182427281070716514" border="0" /></a>The Cousins ("<span style="font-style: italic;">Les Cousins</span>") were the superstars of this milieu, a Brussels-bred Ventures-with-vocals who just about defined Belgian rock &amp; roll in the early 1960s, holding their own against the superstars (Johnny, Jacques, Sylvie, Les Chats Sauvages) who emanated from Paris. At YouTube you can savor a few of their videos. I especially appreciate the one that shows them performing their hit "Kana Kapila" (lyrics in tiki-lounge Hawaiian) in an indisputably authentic Belgian beer mill: <object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wH2bun9Q57k&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wH2bun9Q57k&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br />There is a deep poignancy to the Cousins warbling something like "Woman, come, let's make music quick" in the ancient language of the South Seas, while behind them Jojo, a <span style="font-style: italic;">sèche </span>dangling from his kisser, pours out glass after glass of Stella.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuKIqDdnI/AAAAAAAAAM0/IN9eV2KtCCA/s1600-h/belgian+pop+5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-uuKIqDdnI/AAAAAAAAAM0/IN9eV2KtCCA/s400/belgian+pop+5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182427285365683826" border="0" /></a>The Narval's--addicted, like so many francophones, to the <span style="font-style: italic;">génitif saxon</span>--boldly decided not to display their instruments, instead choosing to pose in the most modern setting they could think of: across the river from the Liège Holiday Inn. Their modernity may indeed reflect the fact that they postdated their colleagues by a few years, at least if I'm correct in assessing José's Nehru jacket.<br /><br />Such things were occurring all over the globe, from Thailand to Latvia and from Egypt to Peru, a previously unimaginable mass of youth, gyrating frantically, enthusiastically grooming, grinning and finger-popping, wiping their 45s on their sleeves, mispronouncing English words--while their grave and beaten elders shook their heads and muttered imprecations. How did this happen, and why, and how is it possible that, nearly fifty years later, a version of it persists?The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-45756254079199003782008-03-24T17:58:00.004-04:002008-03-25T00:40:17.292-04:00Unpacking My Library<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-gkZ4qDdiI/AAAAAAAAAMM/jpDWDjqJCg4/s1600-h/mildred.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R-gkZ4qDdiI/AAAAAAAAAMM/jpDWDjqJCg4/s400/mildred.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181431398413858338" border="0" /></a>Yes, we're back. Sorry that postings have been so erratic of late, but I just went through an overwhelming week of cleaning the Augean stables, followed by moving. (Faithful readers will note that I moved only a month ago. Let's just say the task came in two parts, of which this was the larger by far.) As a consequence, I have my entire library together in one place again. This is no small matter.<br /><br />I have a very large library by most normal standards, have seemingly arranged my life in order to acquire as many books as possible--I worked for three years right out of college in a large secondhand bookstore, then for a literary review where I raided the mailbag on a daily basis, and spent much of my free time in book barns and flea markets. Meanwhile I've moved around, often; only once did I live in a single place for as long as ten years (and it was possibly the rattiest of all my residences). I lived in New York City in that bygone era when as soon as you got a $20 raise you'd move to a slightly bigger apartment. My older friends probably still suffer joint aches from helping carry my hundred boxes up to sixth-floor walk-ups.<br /><br />But after living in smallish apartments for decades I just spent seven years in a house with a full-size attic, and everything went to hell. Books entered my house under cover of night, from the four winds, smuggled in by woodland creatures, and then they never left. Now that I have moved again--into a house that's not necessarily smaller but that I am determined to keep from being choked with books like kudzu--I have just weeded out no fewer than twenty-five (25) boxes worth: books I won't read and don't need, duplicates, pointless souvenirs. I discovered that I owned no fewer than five copies of André Breton's <span style="font-style: italic;">Nadja</span>, not even all in different editions. I owned two copies of St. Clair McKelway's <span style="font-style: italic;">True Tales from the Annals of Crime &amp; Rascality</span>, identical down to the mylar around the dust jacket. I had books in three languages I don't actually read. Etcetera. It was time to end the madness.<br /><br />I still possess a great many books. But I'm not a book collector. Over the years I've gotten used to the inevitable questions. No, I haven't read all of them, nor do I intend to--in some cases that's not the point. No, I'm not a lawyer (a question usually asked by couriers, back in the days of couriers). I do have a few hundred books that I reread or refer to fairly regularly, and I have a lot of books pertaining to whatever current or future projects I have on the fire. I have a lot of books that I need for reference, especially now that I live forty minutes away from the nearest really solid library. Primarily, though, books function as a kind of external hard drive for my mind--my brain isn't big enough to do all the things it wants or needs to do without help.<br /><br />Optically scanning the shelves wakes up dormant nodes in my memory. Picking up a copy of Thomas Nashe's <span style="font-style: italic;">The Unfortunate Traveller</span> or George Ade's <span style="font-style: italic;">Fables in Slang</span> or Chester Himes's <span style="font-style: italic;">Blind Man With a Pistol </span>and leafing through it for five minutes helps restore my writing style when it has gone stale. Seeing that the <span style="font-style: italic;">Personal Memoirs </span>of U. S. Grant is fortuitously shelved right above <span style="font-style: italic;">The Ego and Its Own </span>by Max Stirner might get something going in my subconscious (or it might not). Many books are screwy, a great many are dull, some are irredeemable, and there are way too many of them, probably, in the world. I hate all the fetishistic twaddle about books promoted by the chain stores and the book clubs. But I need the stupid things.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-81091142285790031132008-03-13T12:11:00.000-04:002008-03-13T21:32:40.899-04:00Grownups<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9lS1Hx6ZwI/AAAAAAAAAL0/QfACpJ_71gc/s1600-h/grownups03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9lS1Hx6ZwI/AAAAAAAAAL0/QfACpJ_71gc/s400/grownups03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177260319214036738" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9lSgXx6ZvI/AAAAAAAAALs/NAfvfUBnS5k/s1600-h/grownups02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9lSgXx6ZvI/AAAAAAAAALs/NAfvfUBnS5k/s400/grownups02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177259962731751154" border="0" /></a><br />If you have spent an appreciable amount of your life acting in opposition to a prevailing set of mores, you will eventually come to appreciate the importance of those mores as a point of reference. Gradually, it will occur to you that in addition to opposing that way of life, you require its presence, in various subtle ways, and not simply for the friction. Around the time you realize this, however, you will also realize the fragility of your nemesis. You once had the luxury of thinking of it as a monolithic force; it stood for a political position, an ethics, an aesthetics--and now it will turn out to be made up entirely of people. You will only be fully aware of this when those people have died out.<br /><br />The bad politics, the questionable ethics, the offensive aesthetics are still all around you, only now they belong to your contemporaries and juniors. What is missing are grownups. You yourself may pay taxes, raise children, hold a job--you will still never quite embody the definition of "grownup" to yourself, because for you that idea is inextricably associated with the style of one group of people, your elders. And their style, in turn, was a complicated mass of elements arising from and contingent upon their specific time in history, its culture and technology. And try as you might, you will never be able to replicate this style, even if you decide to take it upon yourself to inhabit it in all sincerity. In your hands it will never be anything but ironic.<br /><br />And anyway, you don't really understand it. You may have immersed yourself in the period--have read the books and listened to the music and watched the movies. Still, the culture of the grownups will always remain alien to you in fundamental ways. Look at the pictures above. What is afoot is not just a matter of sharkskin suits and cocktails and Mantovani records and idiot party games. Their idea of conviviality has a core that you simply cannot penetrate. In part that is because it is a dilution of earlier notions and wishes held by them, and you are not privy to the bargaining and substitutions that led them to this pass. In part, too, it is because their culture was formed in opposition to an earlier monolith--the world of their own parents--and you have even less insight into that. It may seem that nothing in the world is ever upright. It is either leaning forward, or leaning back.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-7741631918998081872008-03-10T12:52:00.000-04:002008-03-10T13:07:57.047-04:00Passport<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9VpqHx6ZuI/AAAAAAAAALk/VomB9Z_D3uc/s1600-h/bogle.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9VpqHx6ZuI/AAAAAAAAALk/VomB9Z_D3uc/s400/bogle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176159519096071906" border="0" /></a>"Where are you from?"<br />"Wherever I can get a passport from."<br />"You sound Russian. Is that your country?"<br />"I <span style="font-style: italic;">have </span>no country, and the more I see of countries, the better I like the idea."<br /> --dialogue between Poppy Smith (Gene Tierney) and bartender (Michael Delmatoff) in <span style="font-style: italic;">The Shanghai Gesture </span>(Josef von Sternberg, 1941)<br /><br />Wishing a slightly belated happy 49th to my green card!The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-77064910997975609712008-03-06T09:49:00.001-05:002008-03-06T10:49:15.208-05:00My True Story<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9AGCUQqSVI/AAAAAAAAALU/11aoZCGJFBY/s1600-h/dickens.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R9AGCUQqSVI/AAAAAAAAALU/11aoZCGJFBY/s400/dickens.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174642608716794194" border="0" /></a>Someday I will write the true story of my youth, but the details are so hair-curlingly bizarre that I may have to call it a novel. If I told how I was raised by capuchin monkeys in a remote canyon, and emerged at the age of six to be conscripted into labor at a blacking factory, before being recognized as a living Buddha by a breakway sect of hashishin, then made a career of winning spelling bees in languages I did not previously know, at the last of which I encountered the glamorous movie star who was my true mother, but who could not acknowledge me because of her secret and unwilling ties to the North Korean nuclear program, the codes of which remain on a chip implanted in my left armpit, which throbs exactly a week in advance of an earthquake... But no, none of these matters can be fact-checked. The media would have my hide. A tearful confession on a popular talk show is no sweat, of course, but by now they've amped up the amends. I would have to return the advance. Including the film options.<br /><br />So I will have to call it a novel. But then no one will care. Because, you know, the imagination--bah, everybody has one of those! It is contemptibly common, the imagination. If literature were concerned with the imagination, everyone would waste their time reading books filled with lies. The point of literature is to let people step forward and tell their story, the true, unvarnished tale of their struggle to become fully human in the face of overwhelming odds. It is the one source of true beauty, this struggle. As the great captains of literature--the Defoes and the Dickenses and the Samuel Clemenses--have shown, it is only by purification in the white flame of suffering that literature is made whole. Were it not for this purification, then literature would be morally ungrounded, a freak show of no lasting purpose and with no lesson to impart. Sadly, though I have been seared by suffering as few mortals have, I will have to deprive the world of the moral refreshment only I can provide. My beautiful story will remain my tawdry secret, and the media will continue their caviling, soul-destroying ways. Alas!The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-71737560089736764722008-03-03T14:25:00.000-05:002008-03-03T16:30:08.482-05:00Iron Men<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R8xt2AZrbQI/AAAAAAAAALE/XdUo2L3R0to/s1600-h/fake+money+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R8xt2AZrbQI/AAAAAAAAALE/XdUo2L3R0to/s200/fake+money+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173630846529924354" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R8xtigZrbPI/AAAAAAAAAK8/SLYXaMInjyg/s1600-h/fake+money+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R8xtigZrbPI/AAAAAAAAAK8/SLYXaMInjyg/s200/fake+money+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173630511522475250" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R8xbZwZrbNI/AAAAAAAAAKs/pEiDk65mtOM/s1600-h/fake+money+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R8xbZwZrbNI/AAAAAAAAAKs/pEiDk65mtOM/s200/fake+money+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173610569989319890" border="0" /></a><br />In Italy, in 1966 and again between 1974 and 1977, there was a shortage of coins. As a consequence, all sorts of things became legal tender: slugs, buttons, chiclets, chocolate squares, various sorts of quasi-official scrip, potatoes. Somehow, the economy did not collapse--or at least it fell no farther than it already had. Money, after all, is an imaginary substance with real effects. It has been established that if you pretend with sufficient conviction that you have money, people will treat you as if you actually do. Perhaps if you pretend with sufficient conviction that a given substance qualifies as money, it actually does.<br /><br />It has also been proven that it you attach a dollar bill to a fishing line and drag it along the sidewalk from a height, people will injure themselves and each other trying to grab hold of it. The ephemera shown above illustrate a corollary principle. The pseudo-clams--one promoted a crank running for president and the other two were phone-sex come-ons--were scattered around the streets, tucked in phone booths, left on subway benches, in full confidence that suckers would pick them up. This would not have worked had they been disguised as pork chops or mash notes.<br /><br />Or coins, for that matter, since money comes in two classes, which have been pulling in opposite directions for some time now. Coins might as well be chiclets, as far as the average American is concerned. You might try an experiment: place a dollar bill on one side of the pavement and a quantity of change totalling, say, $1.50 on the other. I'll wager that every passing citizen without exception will aim straight for the green and totally overlook the corn. Does this imply that someday a fortune in nickels will be worth less than a thin sheaf of Washingtons?The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-80528307903884321042008-02-20T14:33:00.001-05:002008-02-21T00:37:26.123-05:00Where I Hang My Hat<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R7yAo0tlh1I/AAAAAAAAAKE/odYze2sEKrI/s1600-h/kingston2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R7yAo0tlh1I/AAAAAAAAAKE/odYze2sEKrI/s400/kingston2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169147911147456338" border="0" /></a>These are representative upright Nordic male citizens of Kingston, New York, in the year 1909. They are in fact--someone wrote on the back of the card--the Van Alen murder jury, although they might as well be the Ale and Quail Club. They do seem to have been put together by someone with an eye as attuned to physiognomy as Preston Sturges's: the bearded sage, the hapless pale accountant, the man whose mustache is bigger than he is, the tall and insufferably earnest farmer, the butcher whose jacket sleeves are always too short, the malevolent elder, the town slob--and that's just the front row.<br /><br />I've just moved to Kingston. Well...it's a long story, but let's just say that while I've hovered in the orbit of Kingston for some time, I now am truly of the place, a homeowner on a quiet street, one of those settled in the mid-nineteenth century and given a Dutch name in honor of the oldest families. Kingston is one of those sociologically stratified towns; you can tell at a glance that the accountant might have lived on my street, while the banker would have lived one block west, the butcher one block east, and the dog barber two blocks east. Kingston has dozens and dozens of such stratifications--it is an unexpectedly vast town, with at least four and up to a dozen distinct sectors plotted along two perpendicular axes. It was once quietly prosperous, a microcosm of the United States in its early middle age. Now it's merely quiet, and has spent the last half-century bravely trying not to crumble.<br /><br />I never quite thought I'd fetch up in a place like Kingston. I was meant for the bright lights, I liked to think. But no, life has instructed me: I was meant for Kingston. It is not the bright lights. It possesses a number of railroad grade crossings, two chop suey joints preserved in amber, a bus depot, a dozen diners, some seventeenth- and eighteenth-century stone houses, giant bronze statues of Henry Hudson and Peter Stuyvesant, an authentic-looking Dutch step-gable house that turns out to have been built in the 1920s as a hotel, patches of fairly dense woods within the city limits, a few buildings in the port section that look as if they took a wrong turn on their way to lower Manhattan in the 1880s, collections of varyingly derelict tugboats and trolley cars, two outfits that sell medieval fantasy costumes for adults, the remains of a brickworks, a large and extremely variegated array of places of worship, a model railroad club in its own dedicated building, an empty lace-curtain factory, a string of functioning shipyards, a brewery, and two competing urology clinics that believe it pays to advertise. I wouldn't have it any other way.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-70450101926356556842008-02-15T09:42:00.001-05:002008-02-15T09:47:20.245-05:00Post No Bills<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R7WlYEtlhzI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/SH5KXpkSRCQ/s1600-h/phil-la.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R7WlYEtlhzI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/SH5KXpkSRCQ/s400/phil-la.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167217980477900594" border="0" /></a>Pinakothek is enjoying a brief hiatus while its archives are moved to a more secure location. Stay tuned.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-65879725606394834032008-02-12T15:26:00.000-05:002008-02-12T15:38:49.019-05:00Apology<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R7IB_UtlhyI/AAAAAAAAAJs/lAHZg0xK9ns/s1600-h/duchamp.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R7IB_UtlhyI/AAAAAAAAAJs/lAHZg0xK9ns/s400/duchamp.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166193909950678818" border="0" /></a>Because M. Marcel Duchamp is currently in America, I am unable to meet today's deadline. Because M. Duchamp is currently indisposed, I am unable to give the matter my complete attention. Because I am indisposed, M. Duchamp will be the one handling your account. Because M. Duchamp has been promoted sideways, I will not be able to answer my emails. Because I am indisposed, your request did not cross my desk. Because M. Dominguez has taken over my email account, I cannot hear you. I'm very sorry. Please call back after the dust settles.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-58987036703567497282008-02-10T14:53:00.000-05:002008-02-10T16:00:57.687-05:00My Mom<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R69YB0tlhxI/AAAAAAAAAJk/56oxM6NZQjg/s1600-h/denise.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R69YB0tlhxI/AAAAAAAAAJk/56oxM6NZQjg/s400/denise.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165444085970208530" border="0" /></a>I never got around to asking my mother about the circumstances under which this extraordinary object was produced, so I can only conjecture. Had I found it in a pile at a flea market I would have assumed such a confection of airbrush and hand-tinting to be a generic romance image, such as the postcards you can still find in places like Greece or Mexico that feature a young woman looking misty, with or without a sentiment printed in cursive. Judging from the hairstyle I'd guess the picture was taken within a couple of years after the end of the war. This print measures roughly 9 1/2" by 7" and I also have a postcard version--on which the lips have been retinted bright red--so I think it might have been a package deal offered by a photographer: one large print and from three to five cards for one low price.<br /><br />My mother is in her early twenties here, still living with her parents and employed by them as maid-of-all-work as well as holding down a secretarial position with a governmental family-welfare agency. She may not yet have met my father, for all that he sometimes lives with his parents directly across the narrow street from her. Marriage and family are her only prospects, aside from the nunnery the only ones even conceivable to a young woman of her time and her class. She has little education, has principally been schooled in sewing and penmanship. She has been through war, fear, hunger, cold, flight to the south of France in 1940 accomplished in part on foot, strafings by Stukas on the road, bombs falling within yards of her family's apartment, nighttime encounters with Wehrmacht foot patrols--yet none of this has managed to dent her innocence.<br /><br />To me she is entirely enscribed in this picture: her hazily romantic dreams, her naiveté so profound it might be willed, her deeply buried intelligence, her sufferings at the hands of her family, her enclosing wall of fear, her cruel and only intermittently comforting piety, her constant depression that only fluctuated in its depth, her rigid mask of good behavior. I see a lot of myself in that face: eyebrows, mouth, maybe nose, shape of eyes. We shared many of our worst qualities. We were very close once, and then we weren't. My failings wounded her, and my successes meant nothing to her because they occurred in a world she couldn't or wouldn't understand. She screamed at me and then hung up on me the last time we talked before her death. Her account in my ledger will always remain troublingly open.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-74817890906150277682008-02-07T11:25:00.001-05:002008-02-08T02:49:19.580-05:00Murderer<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R6syPJpgLfI/AAAAAAAAAJc/a_oFsYpdWXw/s1600-h/gregory.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R6syPJpgLfI/AAAAAAAAAJc/a_oFsYpdWXw/s400/gregory.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164276633579826674" border="0" /></a>No, I didn't attend this show--it was in far-off Boston, and I had neither money nor a car. But the fact that the poster was put up somewhere in New York City for me to steal it tells you something about the reggae scene in 1979. There were relatively few Jamaican expatriates in New York then--there were considerably more in Boston, where I first heard the Wailers on the radio in 1973--but there were people in New York who would have traveled several hundred miles to catch Gregory Isaacs, the cool ruler, the lonely lover, appearing live. He certainly didn't play NYC that I knew about in those years, and I would have known.<br /><br />His voice then--at least before he "macked it to shreds," in Robert Christgau's phrase--was syrup and pain and swagger all at once. Like the Rastas I'd see at Isaiah's on lower Broadway, who seemed barely awake as they hugged the walls, dancing with an occasional inflection of hip or ribcage, as if it were inadvertent, a reflex that happened to fall on the one, Gregory's affect was languid to the point of somnolence. He was totally bedroom. There was steel just underneath, however. You knew that if you crossed him you were done for. Listening to "Poor and Clean" or "Mr. Know-It-All" or "Stranger in Your Town," I could vividly imagine him slouching across the stage, eyes half shut, crooning into the mic as if he were asking for a glass of water, while the audience cried "Murderer! Murderer!" It was a standard Jamaican bravo of the time, but it just about summed him up.The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-64332243077555845242008-02-06T17:32:00.002-05:002008-02-06T19:36:17.729-05:00Ghosts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R6o4fppgLeI/AAAAAAAAAJU/5yhtaAHJxMs/s1600-h/el+dorado+5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R6o4fppgLeI/AAAAAAAAAJU/5yhtaAHJxMs/s400/el+dorado+5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164002039140724194" border="0" /></a>All photographs are ghostly to one degree or another, but silent-film stills truly belong to the realm of the uncanny. Photographs are ghostly because they are slices of the past; even pictures taken yesterday record things that no longer exist, if only the after-dinner still-life on the table. Silent movies, because of their limitations, were and are more specifically photographic than sound pictures--they could not rely on anything but the image to convey meaning. The most interesting silent movies made use of an arsenal of techniques for this purpose--double exposures, irises, split screens--that have largely disappeared from commercial cinema. In addition, silent movies relied on various pictorial and theatrical conventions that predated the motion-picture vocabulary and have since faded away.<br /><br />Silent-film stills, then, are slices of heightened experience from the past, which at least potentially makes them preternaturally vivid, but they are mediated by ways of seeing and means of expression that are unfamiliar to us, making them to some degree alien. And since a still isolates one moment of a story, with the steps leading up to and away from it unknown to the viewer who hasn't seen the movie, stills are particularly mysterious and tantalizing--more so than the average photograph, which is designed to fit its entire story within its borders. Silent-film stills at their best are vivid, alien, enigmatic, and alluring all at once. They are not simply pictures of dead people in unguessable circumstances, but views of the subconscious residue of dead minds--a whole other planet. <br /><br />Today I finally saw Marcel L'Herbier's <span style="font-style: italic;">El Dorado</span> (1921), which I'd been wanting to see for twenty or thirty years, largely on the basis of this shot. It's a melodrama, as the credits announce immediately. The story is maybe laughable--it's a variant of <span style="font-style: italic;">Stella Dallas</span>: the doomed low-life mother who sacrifices herself for the future of her child. It trades on the exotic power of Spain as it then was--the exteriors were shot in Granada and Seville--although most of the movie takes place in the titular nightclub, which in many ways is the same room as every casbah hotspot you've ever seen in the movies, from <span style="font-style: italic;">Casablanca</span> on back. Everything of real visual interest happens in that nightclub: looming shadows, voracious mouths, insistent headgear, expressionistic decor, and smeary distortion employed to convey drunkenness and squalor.<br /><br />The shot above occurs at the very end, and when I got there I felt as though I should have guessed its context from the start: she's dead, of course, and has now symbolically attained heaven, which is to say the real El Dorado. The lettering is the same as the nightclub's sign, only done up in what we're invited to see as gold. Appropriately, I feel like the man in Stephen Crane's poem, who sees a ball of gold in the sky, goes up to investigate and finds out it's actually mud, then comes back to earth and looks up, once again seeing a ball of gold. I have now seen the movie, which while it is a great deal more than mud is nevertheless a bit of a letdown. But the still retains its uncanny power. I could attempt to break it down: the shimmering letters, their appealing crudity, their relative size, her position relative to them, her position on the table, her makeup, her magician's-assistant bisection, her gravity--whatever. The picture forces my rational mind to surrender. It remains a mystery, even if I can account for all of its particulars.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Thanks to Benjamen Walker for making it happen.</span>The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8089639207072865382.post-40325795406880570862008-01-31T00:50:00.000-05:002008-01-31T09:53:12.300-05:00Coffin Nails<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R6F0XppgLYI/AAAAAAAAAIg/tPfKew9WEOk/s1600-h/picayune.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qXoW9B_AHE4/R6F0XppgLYI/AAAAAAAAAIg/tPfKew9WEOk/s320/picayune.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161534597609041282" border="0" /></a><br />I quit smoking ten years ago, but before that I smoked for thirty years, starting at age 13. Like junkies and alcoholics, I'm a lifer. I quit because I was afraid of dying, but that's about the only thing that could have made me quit, and I continue to have a deep and convoluted relationship with nicotine and the forms and guises under which it travels.<br /><br />I first heard Picayunes mentioned in Frank O'Hara's 1964 poem "The Day Lady Died." It's July 1959 and he's preparing to go to Easthampton for the weekend, back when the Hamptons contained more poets and painters than rich people. He's buying supplies and hostess gifts here and there in midtown Manhattan--recording everything in his seemingly casual diaristic way that's really as meticulously arranged as a collage by Braque, down to the all-caps names that are after a fashion glued in--and then he sees the NEW YORK POST with her face on it. The pleasantly hectic course of the day, ticking away like a taxi meter for 25 lines, is abruptly flicked off and he's thrown into memory. Billie Holiday has died.<br /><br />He buys the Post from the tobacconist at the Ziegfeld Theater along with a carton of Gauloises and a carton of Picayunes. For years I had no idea what Picayunes were. By the time I was a teenage poet reading that poem again and again, wishing I could write like that and for that matter live like that, the New York of the poem seemed like a vision of glamour from the deep past, even though it was little more than a decade gone. I did smoke Gauloises when I could afford them, but there was no more tobacconist at the Ziegfeld and nobody I knew had ever heard of Picayunes.<br /><br />Then, years later, I met George Montgomery, who had been O'Hara's roommate at Harvard. I learned many things from him--he was a fount of every kind of lore and custom and means of appreciation. One of them was that the perfect way to end a meal was with a cup of black coffee, a piece or two of crystallized ginger, and a Picayune. He bought his at Village Cigars, at the head of Christopher Street. They were made in New Orleans, where they shared a name with the local newspaper, and they were the only American cigarette still at that time made, like Gauloises and Gitanes, from black caporal tobacco.<br /><br />I didn't visit New Orleans until many years after that, and even though I had by then quit smoking, I went off in search of Picayunes, but they were no longer manufactured. Their absence was conspicuous, because they went along with the city and its Afro-Franco-Hispano-Italo- Caribbean style, with the chicory coffee and the lagniappes and all the rest of it. It made sense that the most culturally distinct city in the lower 48 would boast a distinct local cigarette. Picayunes in their day were another symbol of the elegant separateness that would eventually provide the federal government with its excuse for sacrificing New Orleans. Anyway, nowadays local pride is reserved for team sports.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Thanks to Joshua Clover for reminding me.</span>The All-Seeing Eye, Jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13830337758736267524noreply@blogger.com