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Stream of Thought.

2009-07-12T11:36:00.004Z

High Falutin Art by The Nashman. Available in 60 cm x 200 cm art canvas. Limited to 5 prints. Price available upon application.

Hangar ken Kalding

2009-07-12T11:22:00.004Z

The Nashman was worried because after calling The Manor at Camp Jhun Hey and being told they were fully booked, it would be impossible to get lodgings that would meet Ashley's questionable standards on cleanliness and decency. "Posh" is not a requirement with Ashley but rather the availability of dangerous lliasons. The Microtel turned out to be ok. It was clean and the staff had the required 'pleasing personality'. Being a 'hotel' partnered with a bus company, it's no surprise that there were lots of barkada-groups from the lowlands, up in Baguio to escape prohibition. Thus the hallways reeked with hormones and resonated with moans of a coital nature. Can I just point out that the rooms have huge mirrors. Very kinky.

The Nashman picked up Ashley and Reuters Editor from their hotel to go shopping for rabbit food at Hangar. It's a shame about the amount of plastic but they will be recycled and fed to the dolphins. Ashley and Reuters Editor got mint, basil, lettuce, courgettes, beets, watercress, tomatoes, cucumber, coffee....you know, the usual Baguio stuff. Please support our local economy and ditch SM and go to Hangar Market. And next time, bring your I am not a plastic bag bag.

Lunch was at Tuno-tuno Kambingan. This being the Cordilleras-Ilocoslovakia, nothing has been spared and all parts of the animal have been cooked for your culinary pleasure.

Wherever there are goats, there must be kilawen.

The Nashman has another brilliant idea! With that amount of roe, why not try and make catfish caviar! Kaching! Kaching!

Another CSI-Baguio Case. The internal organs look intact and the lungs don't indicate smoke inhalation. It looks like this catfish died before the perps tried to burn the body. Tadaaan! Tan, tan, tan, whooooo are you, tan tan tan tan....

The Nashman's plate. Yan ang TOTOONG plato. Not the overly edited macro shots as seen in food blogs which win awards handed out by Yuga and Toral and their clique of ma-feeling and ma-eklat pro bloggers. Kelangan pa bang i-watermark yan?

Everlasting flower border. It's so Baguio. It's uber-metlogs. Haylavet. O ha, ayan ang walang kamatayang macro-shots ng bulaklak. Kelangan pa bang i-DSLR yan?

The Nashman judged this photo to be the best in the Landscape Category. Walang sinabi si Papa Rene at Papa Josh. Master, hanep na mata mo. Nag-iba na. Master.

Cafe Sabel

2009-07-11T11:06:00.003Z

Today we mostly hung out in Asin. Ashley and Reuters Editor ogled the titillating and scandalous Igorot art while The Nashman checked out BenCab's strawberry field. Just as I suspected (since The Nashman also lives close to the La Trinidad fields) the crawlers are not yet horny. And yet, there are still some fresh strawberries being sold in the market. The puzzle, Sherlock, is where do they come from and how are their plants still spitting out berries this deep into the monsoon season? A greenhouse perhaps? Hydroponics? The Nashman wants to know. For you who mostly shop at SM or S&R, this probably does not mean much to you since you have no concept of "Season". Biro mo Ashley, si Joma nagpapabili sa akin ng caramay! Sabi ko, Inday uray ikiskis mu ta ukim idiay mula haan nga agbunga ti prutas ta haan panawen, hindi po 'season' ng caramay, walis tambo nalang at Baguio Bonnet with sunflower design ipapadala ko.

The Nashman had some pandan chicken with turmeric rice.

Ashley had guava smoked tilapia with red rice. Reuters Editor ate ferns and other leaves.

Shhh, don't tell BenCab we ate his pet tilapia. Ashley is the worst taxidermist there is.

Ashley and Reuters Editor get doused with a spectacular Baguio downpour. Do you know the design of Asin road is like that of La Trinidad? They purposely did not put drainage canals on the sides and so the water rushes over the tarmac and you can glide on a skim board all the way down to Nangalisan

Hellllooooooooooo? Que hora es? It's time to buy this watch! I want want want this gadget! How come no one ever told me of its existence! It's the uber-metlogs gadget! It's got a 6-inch ruler! Now, WHO does not want that? (Plus, now you really know the score when you polish the monkey.) It's so cool. I'm going to sell my empty bottles of Tanduay and will skin those overhanging cables for gambang soon so I can buy this shit. I'm dripping pre-cum with the excitement

Hydration is good today.

Couch Pussy

2009-07-11T07:50:00.000Z

Chiquita likes Fashion TV...

Nooooo, I don't like TV-Monde. Its full of dog loving Frenchies.

Pussy thinks Pinoy channels are the dog shit.

Editor's Birthday Bash

2009-07-11T00:16:00.004Z

You have to come here. Not only is it an excellent Bistro, one of the best in the entire country, it also has a maitre'd named Kreeztian. Seriously, I'm not kidding. His name is K-r-e-e-z-t-i-a-n. It's fricking awesome! He could be related to Vheverly. (For enlightenment on other awesome names out there see the Sage of Baguio Apo Frank Cimatu's other blog). If that doesn't convince you, pine wood panelling and chandeliers in the shape of strawberries will. It's so Baguio.

Anywho, Ashley and Reuters Editor are in Baguio to celebrate our dear Editor's birthday.

You kinda wonder what drug the Baguio City council was on when they wrote this resolution. Another classic! Be amaze, baffle, confuse, and entertain! It's very Rurogs!

Appetiser of Bagnet. Now THAT is a good one. Look at the skin. Definitely not the lame pork chop bits they sell at Via Mare.

There's squid hiding in that batter.

The strawberry sauce was good, so was the Baguio honey vinaigrette. The blue cheese however was a disaster.

Lamb with proper potato fries.

Chicken.

Strawberry Panacotta.

Let us join the Crusades.

2009-07-10T07:51:00.007Z

Beloved Peoples, Yahwejehovallah has sent his soldier The Nashman! Fear not! We will fight the evil Gloriadinejad and her minions! We will fight her on the beaches, on the mountains, on the plains till the reign of the Vile corrupt Hobbit is no more! Onward to Pershworld Istatush 2010!

The Nashman on his trusty steed Protacio, the fierce unicorn-slaying carabao.

Kasal kasalan

2009-07-10T07:50:00.006Z

I don't know who they are. I just happened to be near the church and being naturally curious (ie usisero), I took a sneak peak.

It's a rather strange wedding. The girl is not pregnant. Or they use contraception. Either way, both cases are rare. Catholics only get married when the girl is pregnant and Catholics shag a lot but don't generally use contraception, that, or they only prayed the rosary during their intimate moments as GF-BF. I'm hoping they were an enlightened couple, had lots of sex during the getting to know you stage and found they were compatible, and hence got married for love.

I bet the newlyweds would rather skip the reception and go straight to the matrimonial responsibilities.

A day in the life of The Nashman: Ortigas to Bag-iw

2009-07-10T07:44:00.006Z

The evile mall The Nashman hates so much.

Honey, it looks like rain. Are the kids inside?

Yay, thunderstorm.

Leica Girl is now Lomo Girl. She swings both ways.

It tastes so artificial, yet The Nashman kinda likes it.

Chill bar.

Manila Garbage.

A bus full of gay peoples?

Backseat blowjob?

The glorious Pasig. The Seine of Asia.

NLEX

Pampanga. Walang Hetch wan Hen wan flu dito kahit anap sila ng anap.

Tarlac.

Sison, Pangasinan.

Baguio City. Open City. Tranny Capital of Luzon. Marawi of the North.

Stoned Pussies

2009-07-09T22:17:00.000Z

We haz some ganja loving.

I can haz spliff.

This be whack, yo.

I iz in heavens. Everythings in technicolour. This shit be the dope or what.

The Continuing Saga of The Nashman's Traveling Penis: Titi is a Revolutionary

2009-07-09T02:49:00.000Z

The Nashman's Traveling Penis (show much much larger than actual size) has a storied history. It's been in many deep and shallow excavations.

Mama Teodora tells Indio-Ilustrado Jose to take good care of his traveling penis. History tells us that Jose Rizal did take his mother's advice to heart and thus was able to shag lots of international totty.

At "Show and Tell" class at the Ateneo de Municipal de Manila, The Nashman's Traveling Penis listens in to another of Jose Rizal's overbearing moralistic truisms.

Jose Rizal in praise of Traveling Penises everywhere.

Dr. Jose Rizal knows that oral medication needs some traveling penis.

The Katipunero's agree, without a brave traveling penis willing to insert itself to the cause, any revolution will fail. Viva la Revolucion! Viva la Traveling Penis. Hasta la Victoria, siempre!

Touched by an Angel

2009-07-09T00:23:00.000Z

Whut? No 'special, extra service' as mandated by our Constitution?? "Asian" Massage but no "Me love you long thaym" stimulation of the PC muscle as required by ASEAN treaties on massage parlours? And why does God want to watch? Is God going to do a Hayden Kho and upload it into the internets? We is confuse.

The Nashman McFarlane Method Acting

2009-07-08T02:00:00.000Z

I haz a dream.

I iz being coy.

No Meester Bond, I haz expect you to dies.

Pussy says we haz wrong cable.

2009-07-07T13:45:00.001Z

I iz looking at it, looking at it, looking at it. I iz positive, that be the wrong shape.

Thiz be bad! How we be downloads those pussy pictures into the back up hard drives!

We haz problem. My telekinesis iz not works.

Solutionz! I can haz bite it into shape!

Break Ups are so entertaining to watch....

2009-07-07T12:50:00.001Z

...admit it. As long as you don't know the people involved, it's so compelling. I love watching break-ups. It's my mala-Hayden Kho voyeuristic guilty pleasure. I try to come as close as I can to listen in to the hyperglycemic dialogue about love lasting for eternity if we give it one more try...it's a blockbuster if projectiles and red wine are involved.

you complete me...mamamatay ako pag umalis ka sa buhay ko...i love you like hello.

...leave me alones! hindi na kita loves. can't you see, pobre ka na, maliit pa titi mo. don't touch me. Break na talaga tayo.

Sige! Break kung break! Pero ayon sa law on breaking up, dapat may one last kantot..tara doon sa damuhan. I loves you so much, if it makes you happy, I will let you go...

More Reasons Why The Nashman be Fat

2009-07-07T05:52:00.003Z

Masapul ti soy nga adda sili ken Ginibra tapnu marunaw diay taba. Seriously, I know we are Igorots and all but why can't we just buy pork from Monterey like Lucy Torres Gomez? We has to put a pine stake into its heart, and then chop it, and then drag the big ass kaldero that can fit in two Cesar Montanos*. I said I wanted a quick lunch, this does not look like fastfood. On second thought, this is waaaaay better than fastfood. Carruthers, hand me my jungle knife...

*that's a Machete reference for those born before the glorious ST era. Ah, good times.

Pussy Auto Cunnilingus

2009-07-07T01:20:00.000Z

...because she can, bitches...

...admit it, you is Jealous. If you could there would be no David Carradine-type deaths.

Ashley's Homemade Tawiles in Olive Oil

2009-07-06T12:28:00.000Z

Off with their heads.

Cook for 4 hours in secret spices.

Decant and arrange in curing containers.

Add capers, annatto seeds, pickles...

...bay leaves then pour secret olive oil solution with garlic, chili, and other secret stuff and put in ref and let age like your grand momma.

Always stroke and play with your pussy in the morning or it will be cranky all day.

2009-07-06T00:00:00.001Z

Ja, hallo? Really? That's so uber-LOLz.

Oi, human lackey, is this the complete season 5?

Oooh, is that manchego perhaps?

Oooh la la, licky licky

National Museo

2009-07-05T05:46:00.006Z

Go visit. Cheaper than piss being sold as 'coffee' at Starbucks. And you'll have the entire museum to yourself. The collection is not that extensive and there are a lot of Eh? WTF? pieces but it has Luna's Spolarium and some Hidalgos.

Yes, the gate is closed but the museum is open. Go in.

It used to be a Legislative Building.

Manila City Hall looks nice. I don't know what it looks like inside.

Corinthian columns.

The sexy staircase.

The men's loos.

The Nashman is dehydrated and can only trickle.

The rusty railings and another museum.

A paparazzo shot of The Nashman's Pretty Friend.

It looks like MLQ.

Looking towards Intramuros.

DSLR Nutters......

2009-07-05T05:38:00.006Z

...are everywhere, ruining our peace and quiet at the Baywalk.

These hordes of camera-wielding terrorists must be stopped from taking snapshots of defenseless natives! Natives, know your rights! Don't be the next Katrina Halili! No means no! Don't be raped by these DLSR nutters and their self-serving photoblogs!

If you see a pack of DSLR nutters taking your photo you have the right to shout "Hoy, putang-ina ninyo! Kukuha-kuha ka ng litrato para pagkaperahan mo at i-post sa photoblog mo pero hindi mo man kami binibigyan ng prints man lang. Shet ka! Layas!"

DSLR nutter takes photo of native just sitting quietly, minding his own business.

DSLR nutters come in packs. They will take snapshots of you when all you want is to have time to yourself.

Look at how shameless and evile DSLR nutters are.

This young man was taking illicit photos of The Nashman and so The Nashman challenged him to a shoot out until our batteries got drained.

O ha? Kailangan pa bang i-DSLR yan?? My 7 megapixel rusty borrowed point and shoot camera shows you how it is done. Look at the composition, the evenness of tone, the correct ISO setting, the melancholic feeling of euphoria that arrests your senses as you view a The Nashman snapshot. Tang-na, kahit maliit lang ang baril kung sapul agad, panalo pa rin. Akin na yang "portfolio" mo at pampunas ko ng pwet.

Further proof that the Ateneo de Manila Law School is a wellspring of Scum Lawyers. Ateneo, One Big Fight!

2009-07-05T03:07:00.006Z

Mga Barumbado Atty Brian Magno and Atty Randy Echaus, (and mauled Atty. Don Alberto Pangcog), you have cushy government jobs waiting for you. Our country needs lawyers like you. Fight Ateneo Fight! Ah, what would the Philippines be without Ateneo de Manila Lawyers. Ganyan talaga ang turo sa The Ateneo de Manila Law School as seen from their long list of dishonest and corrupt lawyers na halos pantay na sa UP College of Law. Onward to Pelefins Pershwerld Ishtatush!

Pussy Likes

2009-07-05T01:55:00.002Z

Oh, don't be silly. We don't read your blog coz you is boring even if you are on some Top Ten List or friends with Lumatech or AnalogPelefino. You and your hyperlinks, SEOs, and popularity contests! We has as a life. Blogging is just something we do while waiting for the rice to cook. You is too serious.

We likes French and Swedish photoblogs coz they is fresh and stimulating and funny and sensual and liberal and open and doesn't haz watermarked photos of macro shots of flowers and food and don't have angst-angst eklat.

They is colourfuls too!

My mac is a No-hyperlink SEO zone.

Snap Photo Assault: Trigger Happy Sabado

2009-07-04T23:53:00.002Z

The Nashman likes taking the public buses in Metro Manila. Look, they even show Transformers 2. Plus you get to meet all sorts of people, from the mani vendor to the bible nutter.

Pretty Friend has a new toy. A Lomo. Even if you have a Leica, it's good to be multilingual.

Ah, the arm tripod photographers make the world a better place.

Shopping for undies.

Miss, bring all of that to the dressing room and we will make a video montage like they do in 'transformation' movies. You know, the part where the lead actress gets to try on everything while the friend sits on the bench nodding his head yes or no and the sales people don't even feel harassed and annoyed that we are trying on so much stuff? That happens in real life too right?

Later in the evening we went to Edsa Shangrila where The Nashman's choice of resto where the waitresses are conservatively dressed in mini-skirts and boob tops (Agave) was vetoed. We went to Via Mare where the food was generally horrible. My so-called 'bagnet' salad was just basically fried pork chop (ukinana, haan nga bagnet data!) and Pretty Friend's chicken inasal ay walang magandang asal.

Someone has some Explaining to do why they is so horny. Two oyster plates???? In tomorrow's show, I explain why my trousers are priapic. Well, they had good oysters at least but it's really hard to fuck up fresh oysters even if you try. Generally, Via Mare-EDSA Shang, for its price, gets an Avoid rating from influential food booger The Nashman.

Pussy has demands that need to be satiated.

2009-07-04T03:55:00.006Z

Oi, human lackey, wake up and make me a satisfying breakfast....

...Or I will chop your morning woody with a swipe of my sharp claws...

...and this time I mean it. Move your fat ass or the mini-Nashman gets cut off from the ball bearings.

Boring Friday in Manille, PI

2009-07-04T02:59:00.006Z

Where to go in Manila on a rainy day? Nowhere apparently. Unless "Malls" excite you. All malls, they look same - same crap, same stores, same demographics. This is why The Nashman, even if he sweats a lot, likes the street scene, coz that where the action at, innit? Ah, but for the rains and the black fluid that oozes out of Manila streets. I'd rather have H1N1 than make tapak tapak that kadiri tubig ano.

So I stayed imprisoned inside Ashley's nagpapanggap na posh condo at Ortigas. The Association Nazis knocked on Ashley's door because they demanded him to take down the laundry I hanged on Ashley's window to dry. Apparently, it ruined the 'elegant facade' and 'allusions to poshness' of the condo.

PAK DAT SHET!!! Helllooooooooo! PUTANG-INA, yang mga briefs ko na sinampay sa bintana CURRENT SEASON YAN! BINILI KO PA YAN SA ITALY! NAPAPANOOD YANG MGA KANSUNSILYO NA IYAN SA F TV. Yang mga medyas ko Old Bond street nabili yan! WALA NIYAN SA TIENDESITAS. Hanong nakakasira sa view ang pinagsasabi niyo? Lukdet. Environmentally friendly kaya hand washing at ang pagsasampay para matuyo ang labada.

Putang-ina talaga, kaya ayaw kong tumira sa condo. Maraming rules and regulations na walang kwenta.

Anyways, our commie whale watching friend Joma brought pan de sal in the afternoon and with her submersible na kotse we motored off to Eastwood. We went to a home ware store where the acrylic 'appliances' were so fricking expensive. I was shock, confuse, and surprise na may mga ganitong overpricing sa ating Inang Bayan. May bumibili naman? Meron, isa na si Joma. Sabi ko kung CD plastic box lang kelangan niya, hanapan ko siya sa Hilltop, Baguio for cheap.

Hullow, I'm Francesca, the mercat....Ah, isn't she adorable.

Our free entertainment for the night, a dancing fountain.

The people think it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Smile. What is the world without our beloved synchronised arm tripod photographers? I-post niyo yan ha sa Friendster niyo. Shet, The Nashman was impress with the girl on the left and the way she put her free hand under her chin. Panalo. It's so Metlogs.

Nice shape ha. Very Brasilian.

We had dinnah at Cyma. The place not only had a 'mission-vision-philosophy' statement on the the menu (front and back pare, as mandated by the association of restaurants with 'mission-visions') but when you order anything roast, all the waiters come to your table to shout "Opa!" Eww, isn't that a bit corny? The service is very friendly though and the food was good.

Mmm, seared fish on top of salad.

Angel Hair.

The Nashman's plate. Yan ang totoong plato, hindi yung super edited na malinis na photos ng mga madramang food bloggers. Paano na lagyan ng watermark ang aking food photos as mandated by the madramang pinoy i-blog ek-ek association headed by the likes of Yuga and Toral? Baka kasi nakawin ang aking common macro shot of common food.

The bottomless freshly brewed iced tea has to go somewhere.