American Secret Society of Illegals

ALERT! Crush Media Coverage of Chinese Violence

2009-07-07T19:50:00.002-04:00

ALERT! Prevent Americans from Seeing Chinese Media!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

ALL MEMBERS OF AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS (ASSI) MUST CONTACT LOCAL MEDIA AND DEMAND AN END TO COVERAGE OF ETHNIC VIOLENCE IN CHINA!

By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director
ASSI

All ASSI members have seen the coverage of the outbreak in violence in remote Chinese in which the Han Chinese, the ones everyone thinks of as Chinese, responded.

Thousands of Chinese, many wielding sticks, clubs and knives, marched today through Uighur neighborhoods of the northwestern city of Urumqi chanting "blood for blood'' and singing the Chinese national anthem.  

Chinese police and paramilitaries deployed by the thousands struggled to contain escalating tensions in the worst outbreak of ethnic violence the country has seen in years.

The marchers, who appeared to be ethnic Han, the majority in China , were demanding revenge for rioting by the Turkic-speaking Uighurs on Sunday in which 156 died.

``Let the government take care of this,'' pleaded a local Communist official, Li Zhi, who stood on top of a van, shouting through a bullhorn.

When he continued, "Han and Uighurs need to live in harmony,'' the crowd jeered him.  

These "Uighurs," pronounced "Hui-gaars" are the same ethnic Muslims of the three terrorists who were released from Gitmo and sent U.S.-paid paradise to the Bahamas. Remember the pictures of those smiling bearded guys floating in the surf!

The pictures by the media elite were cleverly designed to change American opinion about the whole war on terror. Look at these jolly bearded men, so happy to be free - how could the U.S. military ever accuse them of being terrorists?"

We refused to give them back to the Chinese. Now, apparently, these same Uighurs went on a rampage against the Han Chinese and killed more than 150 of them.

And you know what? The Chinese govt did not call for a commission to investigate what horrors the dominant Han Chinese committed against the Muslim Ulghurs as dumb Americans have done time after time in their history.

Instead, the Han Chinese attacked the Ulghurs in a fury!

Look at this frightening picture of the Han Chinese going after the immigrants!

Just think if Americans got the idea that they could pick up clubs and run us out of their country.

Yes, I know you're laughing. That is a ridiculous idea. Americans have been too tamed and cowered to ever speak up about the immigrants in their midst taking over their country.

LOOK AT THIS MAP OF THE TROUBLED REGION RIGHT NEAR THE BORDER OF CHINA, RIGHT NEXT TO ALL THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES.

Thank goodness we don’t have to fear that from the meek Americans. The danger could come from recent Legal immigrants who have become U.S. citizens and don’t want to share the country’s bounty with us.

That is why everyone must call the local media and national media and demand that they halt all coverage of this violence so we stifle the possibility of this idea.

OTHERWISE WE WILL WIND UP LOOKING LIKE THIS WOMAN, ALONE AND SO DESOLATE.

ACT NOW! CALL OFTEN! DEMAND A HALT TO MEDIA COVERAGE!

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The Supreme Court FireFighter Decision

2009-06-29T20:43:00.010-04:00

Total Outrage!!!!!!!!!!

The Supreme Court Rips to Shred Minority Rights

All Illegals Must Join with All Minorities

By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals (ASSI)

June 29, 2009, will go down in the annals of American Justice as one of the top outrages EVER!

On the this date, the U.S. Supreme Court tipped the scales of justice FOREVER against minorities. It had the gawdawful temerity to rule that whites, ugh, Caucasians, those of the devil blood, have equal rights to minorities!

How could this ever happen. To wit:

The Court ruled that if a test for advancement was absolutely race neutral, such as the test for advancement in the New Haven, Conn. Fire Department, and a whole lotta white guys passed the test and very few blacks and only a few more Latinos did, then, THE RESULTS CAN COUNT!!

This is another example of how the race traitor Clarence Thomas provided the deciding vote in the 5-4 decision to overturn the Court of Appeals upholding of the New Haven government's decision to throw out the results of the test, because they feared, RIGHTLY, lawsuits from minorities.

Oh, my nerves tingle at how much we Latinos and blacks could have wrung out of New Haven juries, where blacks and Hispanics form the majority of the inner city population.

Even worse, this decision might threaten the Supreme Court nomination of Hispanic diva Sonia Sotomayor, whose mind has been fruitfully twisted to hate every white MAN in existence.

Here the threats: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Sunday said the Senate needs more time to review the record of Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor after new material surfaced from her time with the Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund.

“Just a day or so ago, we discovered that there are 300 or so boxes of additional material that has just been discovered from her time working with the Puerto Rican Legal Defense Fund,” McConnell said in an interview on “Fox News Sunday.”

“The committee needs to have access to that material and time to work through it so we know all the facts before we vote on a person who is up for a lifetime job,” McConnell said.

The Senate Judiciary Committee is scheduled to take up the nomination on July 13. Republicans have complained bitterly about the timetable for considering the nomination. Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) is aiming for a floor vote before the Senate breaks in August.

Sotomayor served on the group’s board of directors from 1980 to 1992. Conservatives opposed to her nomination have seized on a 1981 memo signed by her and two other directors of the group, which is now called LatinoJustice PRLDEF. In it, the directors argued against reinstating the death penalty in New York state, making the case that capital punishment is racist because it is disproportionately imposed on minorities.

Look at the face of this Hispanic angel. You can just see how she would smile down at the rights of we illegals and would give the thumbs of of disapproval of digging up the grave of George Washington and burning him as a slave owner, of taking away the citizenship of every soldier who fought in the war of 1848 against Mexico.

It is up to all Latinos, Hispanics, legal and illegal, to start writing and calling their senators and threatening the most grevious consequences if they fail to convert Sonia.

Sonia has shown over and over and she detests the white race and YET THE IDIOTS STILL SUPPORT HER!!

That is why the American Secret Society of Illegals has been able to flourish these past few decades and why tens of millions of illegals from Latin America, Africa, Middle East Asia and even Europe have poured into America.

The boomers of the 1960s are hell bent on destroying their country. They hate the bravery and fortitude of the Founding Fathers who risked their lives and sacred honor to go up against the greatest empire the world has ever known, defeat it, and then write a Constitution to protect people from an overpowering central government.

Self-hating liberals beginning in 1933 began the long process to undermine and eventually sink the Constitution. America is nothing more than a mob democracy now, but rulings such as today give hope to the people who want to restore the Constitution.

We must fight hard to back Obama. He needs and loves Sonia as the picture shows.

She is another peg in the long fight to destroy this hated Constitution that protects the rights o the individual.

Can you imagine the danger we would be in if members of the military actually recalled the oaths they took upon joining to "uphold and defend" the Constitution? OMG!

They could actually take practically the whole House of Representatives, the Senate and most of the Executive Branch and rightfully arrest and jail them as traitors who in fact betrayed their own oaths to uphold the Constitution.

Barack Obama has promised to extend amnesty to all of we illegals, who will then register and vote Democrat, cementing a permanent liberal mobocracy that will destroy 250 years of American constitutional rule and end this rotten "last, best hope for humanity."

All of we illegals, once legalized, will then be able to bring over 10 to 20 "relatives" who will then be immediately legalized and ordered to vote Democratic.

We must act before the those who believe in the Constitution remember what Thomas Jefferson said, that the Tree of Liberty must be fertilized regularly with blood.

Barack Obama's promise today to gay and lesbians that he will overturn "don't ask, don't tell" in the military was another nail driven into the back of the armed forces, so that their will to resist the forces of enlightenment will seep out like the blood from the mouth and nose of that Iranian devil woman who dared to walk the streets in protest against the Iranian regime.

This Supreme Court decision must be derided as the mindless musings of old white men, and one black lackey. We must not permit Americans who still might rally to the banner of liberty to comprehend its true meaning.

You must join with liberals to shout down any American who might summon up the courage to discuss this decision. It is our crucial duty to act before Americans realiize what is happening to them!

Thank you,

J.M.K. Esq.

2009-06-26T15:11:00.003-04:00

Emergency Session Set!!!

By:

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.
Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals

1601 Pennsylvania Ave. N.W. Suite 666

Washington D.C. 20001

I am happy to report that negotiators for the two factions within ASSI have now arrived in Washington D. C. and negotiations are expected to begin in earnest on Saturday, after Muslim prayers.

The issue is well know to all ASSI members.

Now that we are on the verge of all becoming legal thanks to President Obama, may the blessings of Allah be upon him, two of our most, uh, diverse, and, oh, vociferous groups, are demanding that ASSI's position on one of the hottest issues of modern society be settled immediately, even before the Immigration Reform Act is passed that will allow us each to bring in 10 to 20 relatives, in keeping with Democratic aspirations to cement a permanent liberal majority.

Since this is a secret site open only to ASSI members, we can talk openly of our contempt for the stupid Americans who invite us into their country that we will take over.

Before we do that, we must settle the question of whether marriage must be only between a man and a woman, or whether two people of the same gender can marry.

Now I, as executive director of ASSI, believe that the gulf is not so wide that we cannot bridge it.

The Muslims are demanding that not only all homosexuals and lesbians who want to get married be executed publicly after Friday services, but that all such people be executed even if they don't want to be married.

The Pink Wing of ASSI, of course, demands the right to marry and they have a slight aversion to the execution option that the Muslims offer.

These are minor, very minor differences.

Representing the Muslims are the honorable Muhammed Azzis Hussein, left, and Abdul the Camel Jockey Rajid, right.

These two estimable gentlemen will negotiate with me, and I trust, with the Pink Wing representative, the very famous and honorable Mr. Perez Hilton.

Mr. Hilton has kept his commitment to attend the negotiations even with the greatest story in Hollywood in a decade, the death of Michael Jackson.

This is a picture of Mr. Hilton.

Mr. Hussein has already had to be restrained once from "gutting Mr. Perez for the pig he is" and we urge both sides to remain calm as the negotiations get underway.

I will bring you news daily of the talks.

Thank you. Kisses to all ASSI members from Dr. Juan!

2009-06-25T20:45:00.004-04:00

Emergency Session!

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., Executive Director

American Secret Society of Illegals

1601 Pennsylvania Ave N.W. 20001

We will hold an emergency session of ASSI on June 26, 2009 to discuss the proposal tabled by the Islamic Brothers of ASSI to execute all ASSI homosexual members who wish to marry.

Gay Paree division of ASSI strenuously objects.

The two sides are of nearly equal members.

This is not just an academic debate.

With the coming "immigration reform" of the great President Barack Obama, may the peace of Allah be upon him, both Muslim and Christian, we illegals are about to achieve our goal of all 42 million of us already here (how assiduously our supporters in government have downplayed our true numbers) will achieve legal status and immediately register, as ordered, as Democratic voters.

Once we do that, according to the agreement, the second part of the legalization will go through and we will all be able to bring in all of our brothers and sisters, parents and grandparents, and even in some cases, uncles and aunts, and cousins, cousins, cousins. Practically anyone we designate!

And they also will register as Democrats and faithfully pull the lever for Obama and his allies, assuring a permanent liberal Democrat majority in this country.

Even the Democratic Americans are too limited to understand that we within 10 years we will have 150 million former illegals and their allies as American citizens and able to write any law that we want, when we will begin putting native Americans first in the reservations that we long ago proposed for them, in Alaska and the far north Midwestern states, and finally expulsion.

But, shhhhh, not a word to one of our illegal advocates!

That is why we must have an emergency meeting to resolve this dispute between the Muslims and the homosexuals, to try and arrive at a dispute that won't split ASSI apart.

We will hold the meeting starting June 27, probably, given the difficulty of all arriving in Washington D.C. in time.

We will keep you posted.

Sincerely,

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

SWINE FLU EVIL CONSPIRACY OF ANTI-ILLEGALS

2009-05-05T05:28:00.004-04:00

AMERICAN SECRET SOCITY OF ILLEGALS

UNCOVERS CONSPIRACY TO SPREAD

SWINE FLU IN MEXICO TO HALT ILLEGALS

By Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director, American Secret Society of Illegals

1801 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington DC

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2009-03-09T06:59:00.000-04:00

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Pancho Villa Border Story-Excuse to Smuggle 10,000 Illegals

2009-03-09T06:46:00.004-04:00

Pancho Villa rides again in U.S. border town

Dear Illegal members: We pulled another fast one on the stupid Americans last weekend. We organized a "celebration" of Mexican Revolutionary War guerrilla general Pancho Villa's raid on a New Mexico town back in 1916 that killed several Americans.

Present day Americans were idiotic enough to think this was something that was worth "commemorating" and they agreed that Mexicans would send a recreation of Pancho's "army" and Pancho himself. Of course, we used this border crossing permission to get 10,000 illegals across the border!!

We kept telling dumb Border Patrol agents that they were members of the actor's group to portray Pancho's army. Pretty good, hah.

We laugh all the way to the Welfare Office to open our new accounts.

Thank you, America!!

By Tim Gaynor
Reuters
Saturday, March 7, 2009; 2:51 PM

Pancho Villa COLUMBUS, New Mexico (Reuters) - Scores of Mexican riders, some dressed as bandits and toting sabers, trotted across the U.S. border Saturday to remember a raid by Francisco "Pancho" Villa that left 18 Americans dead and this dusty U.S. frontier town a smoking ruin.
The riders crossed the border in an annual commemoration of bandit-turned revolutionary Villa's bloody attack on Columbus, New Mexico, during the Mexican Revolution in March 1916.
The reenactment is organized by historical enthusiasts from both sides of the border, and draws hundreds of tourists and residents who gather to watch and hold picnics.
Villa raided the town in reprisal for the U.S. government's support for his rival, the nationalist government leader Venustiano Carranza.

His gun-toting pistoleros crept into the streets under cover of darkness, attacked the U.S. Army garrison here killing 10 soldiers and eight civilians, and torched adobe and timber-framed homes across Columbus.
"Today we come in peace, we have no guns," said Narciso Martinez, 57, a rancher from the Mexican state of Durango, dressed as Villa in a pith helmet, cravat and spurs, and twirling a saber above his head.
"We come in a spirit of friendship, love and the love of God," he added in Spanish, moments after crossing the border from the gritty town of Palomas, Mexico.
Villa's raiders looted stores, stole machine guns and ammunition as well as horses and mules before running for the border and refuge in revolutionary Mexico. Sixty-seven of his men were killed out of more than 500.
Outraged by the raid, the U.S. government dispatched an expeditionary force of 10,000 troops in a failed bid to capture Villa, who had dispersed his insurgents and vanished.
Concern over violence along the U.S.-Mexico border has flared again in recent months, as the Mexican government struggles to curb drug cartels that have killed more than 7,000 people since the start of last year.
The riders commemorating Villa's attack were met at the border early Saturday by Luna County sheriffs' deputies, as well as scores of U.S. riders, some dressed as bandits, others as U.S. cavalrymen from the era.
They trotted a few miles up from the border and rallied at a park in Columbus, where hundreds of local residents and visitors swayed to a mariachi band and held picnics in bright sunshine.
"The border is a violent place, but this brings us together," said Francisco "Chito" Flores, a construction worker from the town who turned out to enjoy the event with his family.
"It's our way of turning violence into friendship."

Buy "Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants"

2009-02-25T04:57:00.004-05:00

We have decided to allow non-members of the American Secret Society of Illegals to buy

The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants

224 pages of great advice and tremendous offers, ranging from "How to File Your First Discrimination Lawsuit" to the contact information for the law firm Boomer, Skyhigh and Kingdomcome, which specializes in helping misunderstood undocumenteds mis-charged with a terrorist crime.

Regularly, $200.00, we have a special price of $14.95 plus $3.00 S&H via media mail for $17.95.

Priority mail has a full price of $21.95.

RED LETTER WARNING!!!!!

REMEMBER, ONLY ILLEGAL ALIENS AND PEOPLE WISHING TO BECOME ILLEGAL ALIENS MAY BUY THIS BOOK!!!!

"Vee have Vays of making you TALK!!!!!!!!!!!"

Price includes book at $14.95 plus various shipping and handling prices, the differences coming from what the Postal Service charges - and we should know. A fair number of us transfer to its easy ways after gaining residency.

U.S. media mail plus book: $17.95

U.S. priority mail plus book $21.95

To Canada Only plus book: $24.95

Rest of World - Sorry, the Postal Service charges for every overseas load as if everyone was shipping pure gold. No beneficial rates for intellectual property for books, alas. Book plus air postage: $26.95

NY Times Cries Over 'Deported' Anchor Babies

2009-02-14T17:55:00.005-05:00

By Juan Muhammed Kim
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals

ARAB ANCHOR KID

http://americansecretsocietyofillegals.blogspot.com

We once again applaud the New York Times for the silliest headline of the century regarding their intense desire to bing in as many illegals as they can:

DUTCH ANCHOR KID

By MICHAEL FALCONE
Published: February 13, 2009

“100,000 Parents of Citizens
Were Deported Over 10 Years”

Can you actually believe those fools expressing such crocodile tears over the illegal immigrant parents of children born in the United States being deported and taking their anchor babies with them?
WHOLE BUNCHA ANCHOR KIDS

The first sentence of the times story says it all: “WASHINGTON — Of nearly 2.2 million immigrants deported in the decade ended 2007, more than 100,000 were the parents of children who, having been born in the United States, were American citizens, according to a report issued Friday by the Department of Homeland Security.”

INDIAN KID OF INDIA

Sure, illegals love having a family just as much as citizens and legal immigrants, but the overwhelming reason to have a child born in the good ‘ole gullible U.S. of A. is to “anchor” the family here, hence the terms for the snot nosed brats.

Only the far, far, far, faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh left such as the soft, flabby and pink reporters and editors of the New York Times can turn around and quote a Bronx Hispanic congressman as saying: ““If they took their children back,” he said of the deportees, “then technically we deported an American citizen.”
GUATEMALAN ANCHOR KID

Oh, we are so cruel, the Times wants legal citizens to believe, and we applaud the Times for ignoring a relevant fact we hope Americans never discover: only two nations in the entire world of 215 or so countries confer automatic citizenship on babies of illegal residents.
The USA is certainly the biggest sucker in the world on this.

It would just take a law passed by Congress and signed by the president to change this practice, but our beloved lefty allies have convinced their fellow Americans that it is a sacred constitutional right to confer citizenship on the babies of illegals.

CHINESE ANCHOR BABY

So ridiculous. The New York Times knows perfectly well that the U.S. practice of giving citizenship is an unbelievable privilege but they flail American guilt with the whips of their words to keep the yahoos in line so they’ll never, never ask the question we fear the most: “Why the hell do we give citizenship to babies of illegals?”

IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF EVERY ASSI MEMBER AND EVERY ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY TO MAKE SURE AMERICANS NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THIS. KEEP ON BANGING ON GUILT INTO THEIR HEADS AND HEARTS!!!!!!!!!

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OF COURSE, SOME MIGHT SAY THE WAY WE USE BABIES TO PLUNK OURSELVES THIS EQUALS THE IMAGE BELOW. TOTAL BALDERDASH, TO QUOTE ILLEGAL BRITISH IMMIGRANT HIRHAM GOODBODY.

Stimulus Plan Provides Billions to Illegals

2009-02-01T17:51:00.020-05:00

"HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN"

Great News for All Illegals!

The Democrats Came Through for Us ...

Just as They Promised Us.

Memo:

From Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq. PhD
Executive Director
The American Secret Society of Illegals

Great News for All Illegals!

The Democrats Came Through for Us ...

Just as They Promised Us.

"Happy days are here again"

We present here to dear fellow members of ASSI the fantastic news that the Democratic stimulus package holds a lot of goodies for immigrants, legal and illegal.

Here is the first two paragraphs of that article with rest down below.

Jan. 29, 2009
WASHINGTON (AP) - The $800 billion-plus economic stimulus measure making its way through Congress could steer government checks to illegal immigrants, a top Republican congressional official asserted Thursday.

The legislation, which would send tax credits of $500 per worker and $1,000 per couple, expressly disqualifies nonresident aliens, but it would allow people who don't have Social Security numbers to be eligible for the checks.

Illegals throughout the country and future illegals have poured out into the streets to sing and praise the deeds of our dear dumb Democrat friends in Congress and in the White House.

“Happy Days Are Here Again”

So long sad times
Go long bad times
We are rid of you at last

Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past

Dr. Muhammed Kim: “Isn’t so wonderful that America now has a solid majority of, oh, 52-55% in favor of lying back and let the government provide, in the style of European “soft” socialism. It doesn’t appear to be a nasty government, but, oh, just try to go against the grain!

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again

Dr. Muhammed Kim: “The amazing thing is that these stupid liberal citizens think they’ll be the ones lying back in ease as the more agile and risk-taking citizens who earn the top 40% or so of income will provide the federal tax dollars to support all of their programs. NOT SO! We are pouring into the country in such great numbers, with amnesty coming soon that will give us voting rights, that we will reformulate the tax system so that all native citizens pay taxes. NO EXCEPTIONS, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU MAKE! To support us. YES!

Altogether shout it now
There's no one
Who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again

Your cares and troubles are gone
There'll be no more from now on
From now on ...

Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So, Let's sing a song of cheer again

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2009-01-28T08:41:00.008-05:00

By Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., Ph. D.

Executive Director

The American Secret Society of Illegals

http://www.city-journal.org/2009/eon0122bb.html

BRUCE BAWER

Submission in the Netherlands

The trial of Geert Wilders represents another blow against Dutch freedom.
22 January 2009
“The Freedom Party (PVV),” read yesterday’s press release, “is shocked by the Amsterdam Court of Appeal’s decision to prosecute Geert Wilders for his statements and opinions. Geert Wilders considers this ruling an all-out assault on freedom of speech.”
The appalling decision to try Wilders, the Freedom Party’s head and the Dutch Parliament’s only internationally famous member, for “incitement to hatred and discrimination” against Islam is indeed an assault on free speech. But no one who has followed events in the Netherlands over the last decade can have been terribly surprised by it. Far from coming out of the blue, this is the predictable next step in a long, shameful process of accommodating Islam—and of increasingly aggressive attempts to silence Islam’s critics—on the part of the Dutch establishment.

COMMENTARY BY DR. MUHAMMED KIM:
We are worried by this Dutch precedent.
Oh, don't get me wrong. We are ecstatic that the Dutch caved so easily to assertive immigrants, most illegal.
It is the same easy fold that we have seen among Americans that have allowed tens of millions of us to come and prosper here, pushing aside the politically correct and easily intimidated Americans of the liberal persuasion.
We are a bit worried that our Muslim fellow illegals may turn their jihadist weapons against us as well.
What do you think, fellow illegals?
Your comments appreciated. Thank you.

The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants

2009-01-28T08:04:00.009-05:00

The Official Secret Handook for Illegal Immigrants

Available at a Steal Price for a Limited Time!

C'mon, you stole your way into the United States. Steal this book at the cheap Amazon price for a limited time only.

We usually sell this book from $200 to $500 to prospective illegals in Latin America, Europe, Asia, Africa and the Caribbean.

Special limited time price on Amazon.com of only $14.95.

More than 200 pages of advice and illustrations and helpful advertisers from such companies as "Documents R Us."

NOTE: It is forbidden for Americans to buy this book!!!!!!!!!!!

The American Secret Society of Illegals is working with the new Obama administration and the Democratic Congress to impose severe penalties on Americans who buy this book.

It is for ILLEGALS only!

Here is an excerpt of advice from this valuable manual:
CHAPTER ONE

Before You Go

The Illegal: How much money should I take?

Our Advice Line: Nothing! None needed! The American people will provide for you. What a country!

Now, you may have become discouraged from those news reports which state that illegals from far away lands such as China have to pay smuggler fees ranging up to $40,000 in order to be escorted to the Promised Land. You say that your family could manage to borrow that amount but that would stretch their resources to the limit, leaving nothing for you to take along to get you started. You wonder how you could survive during your first year in America. No need to worry, friend. If so, we would have provided a checklist here of how to get the necessities during your first months in America. BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARY!

Once you get into the United States, various government agencies will insist upon showering you with money, food stamps and a home, even finding a place for you to stay, until you have acclimatized yourself to your new surroundings. Therefore, we will restrict our advice here to insisting that you learn one key phase before you go (in the financial area. There is another key phrase discussed below.) That phrase is:

“Where is the welfare office, please?

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Yes, dear Muslims, it is difficult living with the flagrant ways of Western women, but with Obama with the White House talking of collective responsibility, can our Sharia law of strict Muslim rule be far behind?

2009 Presidential Ball

2009-01-15T04:49:00.013-05:00

Welcome to the 2009 Presidential Ball

American Secret Society of Illegals

We cordially invite all members of the American Secret Society of Illegals (whose dues are paid up in full, of course) to our 2009 Presidential Ball to welcome the swearing in of Barak HUSSEIN Obama as the nation's 44th president.

We have secured a choice spot in the main ballroom of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Washington D.C. headquarters.

We have rented out 200 ICE agents to act as security, and another 100 good-tempered ICE agents who have agreed to be handcuffed in posts scattered around the hall, bearing signs: "Waiting to be deported back to Europe/America, from whence my relatives came!"

Isn't that clever? They agreed to play along with our little joke that once we illegals take power, we will deport European Americans here legally back to their old continent, and African Americans to Africa. A few Native American ICE agents will wear signs agreeing to voluntary deportation back to Siberia, once the land bridge arises again.

Entry fee: $1,000 per ticket.

Barack and Michelle Obama GUARANTEED to make an appearance to salute America's illegals.

The ball opens at 10 p.m. and runs to 6 a.m., with liquor sold throughout. This is clearly illegal, but hey, ain't that what we all about?

Winning custom -- The Baby Orgy

This has the added benefit of sneaking two dozen of your infant relatives into the country at the same time!

Entertainment will be provided by Loni Wrendon, a Canadian who has tried to get her singing career going illegally in the United States for 14 years. Give her a round of applause!!!!!!!

EMCEE OF BALL - THE ESTIMABLE DR. JUAN MUHAMMED KIM

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR - ASSI

OTHER MEMBERS OF ASSI'S EXECUTIVE BOARD IN THEIR BALL COSTUMES SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW THEM AND BE ABLE TO THANK THEM FOR ALL THEY HAVE DONE FOR ILLEGALS OVER THE YEARS

Blue State Surge Against Illegals

2009-01-14T13:17:00.002-05:00

Question: Dr. Muhammed Kim,

I am confused. Barak Obama won the election, he promised us immigration reform, but yet officials of Montgomery County, Maryland, a solidly Democratic state, are promising to "crack down" (what an awful term when directed against oneself) on illegals. I put in the top paragraphs here:

"For years, mainstream Montgomery County has been generally accepting of illegal immigrants, and county leaders followed suit, pledging not to enforce immigration laws even as police agencies elsewhere in the region began to do so.

But public sentiment appears to be shifting in Montgomery, driven less by ideology than by alarm over rising crime and the recent slayings of a 14-year-old honor student on a county transit bus and a 63-year-old woman in her Bethesda home.

"People who are very, very tolerant want to see some changes," said County Council member Marc Elrich (D-At Large), one of five council members who said in interviews that public opinion has shifted in recent months."

How can this be? Dan. G. Illegal since 2002.

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim answers: Do not let such minor blips trouble your soul, dear illegal. Barak is safely in our camp. He knows that getting us legalized and voters ensures the dominance of the Democratic Party for the next 50 years, or until our policies collapse the country, which ever comes first. Then, onward to Canada and Australia.

Russia Predicts Breakup of U.S. in 2010

2008-12-29T09:00:00.007-05:00

Front Page, Wall Street Journal, Dec. 29, 2008

The WSJ runs a story about Prof. Igor Panarin, who says that he sees a "55%-45% right now that disintegration will occur.

"Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June, 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting to Russian control."

The WSJ published a map of the six parts, with the West Coast coming under Chinese control, "the Texas Republic," which stretches as far east as Florida, becomes part of Mexico or falls under Mexican influence, and the NorthEast 'may join the European Union."

The American Secret Society of Illegal completely rejects this vision. Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq., executive director of ASSI, pictured here, explains why:

"First of all, it is ridiculous to think that China will grab all of the West coast when Hispanics already control 75% of southern California," Dr. Muhammed Kim says.

"Secondly, if the United States falls apart so soon, who will pay for the upkeep of illlegals? We cannot permit the collapse of the United States so soon and believe that this is only Russian propaganda, we hope, we hope, we hope."

Dr. Kim Muhammed said that before ASSI allows the disintegration of the United States, ASSI will have to have other Western States set up to provide the financial support that the USA has provided.

ASSI studies have shown the United Kingdom, weighed down by its own illegal and other immigration problem, will not be able to provide its expected share of support.

The main candidates are Canada, Australia and New Zealand but they lack the population and the gross domestic population to care for every illegal in the custom to which we have all become expected.

ASSI is studying whether a mandate of the United Nations may allow that world body to force oil rich, lightly populated states such as Saudi Arabia and Kuwait to turn over 90% of their revenue to ASSI and its subsidiaries in other nations of the world.

ASSi's legal team is also studying our options as to whether we can file a legal suit to call on the U.S. government to prevent its own collapse because of its adverse effect on ASSI members.

ASSI will discuss the possible collapse of the United States at its winter meeting at The Mirage hotel, Las Vegas, Feb. 24-27.
[NOTE] Places are filling up fast for this convention, but it's still possible to get the early registration discount if you act fast.
Special discount pricing at the Mirage is also available with the ASSI code: 062389666.

We also suggest that any ASSI members anxious about the collapse of the United States purchase a current copy at amazon.com of "The Official Secret Handbook for Illegal Immigrants." It will provide counsel for entering and prospering in other Western countries if the U.S. does indeed collapse.

No Chump Change for Illegals

2008-12-29T05:28:00.005-05:00

It is often thought that illegals have to settle for the worst paying jobs in American society when they first arrive.

That is not the case at all!

If they come as the fifth, sixth or seventh wave of illegals in this family as Mr. Kim Shuk, South Korea, pictured here, did.

Mr. Shuk was able to get a loan from his illegal predecessors and set up a successful telecommunications company, hiring fellow Korean illegals for the IT portion and Hispanic illegals for the grunt work.

It it not that Mr. Shuk could not find qualified Hispanic engineers, he just wanted to keep the high paying jobs for 'cousins" of his own country.

Mr. Shuk was left making $2 million a year and the Hispanics were making about as much in this piciure.

LESSON - ALL ILLEGALS DON'T STICK TOGETHER. MR. SHUK WAS NOT A MEMBER OF ASSI.

JOINT THE AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS SO THAT WE CAN HELP YOU, NO MATTER IF YOU ARE HISPANIC, ASIAN OR AFRICAN!!!!

Head of Secret Illegal Society Answers Member Questions

2008-12-10T19:54:00.002-05:00

Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director of the American Secret Society of Illegals;

1601 Pennsylvania Ave NW

Washington DC 2001

Ain't he handsome?

Today, Dr. Muhammed Kim goes online to answer ASSI member questions.

Our first question is from Idi Muhammed al Sack, a proud illegal of 13 years from Syria.

Mr. Al Sack said that he was waiting in the check out line of a gourmet supermarket paying for $330 of groceries, including many pastries, with food stamps, when the 10-year daughter of an American citizen in the line behind him started crying when her mother told her they couldn’t afford a quarter of what Mr. Al Sack was buying, especially desserts. Mr. Al Sack felt very aggrieved and wonders if he can sue anybody.

The answer, Mr. Al Sack, is I hope you had enough foresight to get the name and address of the mother, because you can certainly sue her as well as the store.

The store is obviously guilty of failing to provide users of food stamps, especially illegal aliens, with a zone of comfort to buy your caviar, wild salmon, chocolate mousse and other necessities of life without being harassed by citizens, who should be thankful that they only have to pay taxes for your foodstamps and that we don’t kick them out of the country … yet.

That lawsuit should be good for a $2 million settlement.

The mother obviously is guilty of fomenting anti-foreigner feeling in her daughter by not educating her that it is the duty of Americans to pay for foodstamps for foreigners, especially illegals. You should be able to get her house and all of her cars, except for one, and that daughter’s college fund. Congratulations, Mr Al Sack. We illegals must be eternally vigilant for ways to sue Americans.

And don’t worry, wink, wink, civil courts are forbidden to ask about the residency status of anyone suing. Isn’t this a great country, or what?

Our second question comes from Halldor Guojohnsen, a native of Iceland living illegally in the United States for six years. Mr. Guohohnsen writes that when he came to the U.S., the Icelandic currency was vastly overvalued and he was able to live like a king here. Now, with the collapse of the Icelandic government and his currency, he wonders if he must get a job?

No, no, no, Mr. Guojohnsen. The U.S. government is liable for failing to see that the Icelandic economic boom was really a classic financial bubble that would burst one day. They should have been converting your currency to gold and putting it aside for you.

You must first apply immediately for welfare, citing the reason that with your Icelandic fair skin that only knows the Artic sun, it is dangerous for you to go out into the streets of America even to look for work, much less hold a job that even forcing you to commute, will shine more deadly sun rays on you in a month that you would get in your entire lifetime in Iceland.

Once you are on welfare, we can set you up with a lawyer who will assist you in suing the American government for their flagrant disregard of the reckless behavior of Icelandic banks. Thank you.

Shout Out to All Illegals - VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

2008-11-01T10:49:00.005-04:00

Election Day is Coming!

Alert to All Illegals - You Must Go to the Polls!

Then, if you have followed our previous advice, all of you dear members of the American Secret Society of Illegals, you have all registered at least 10 times, and hopefully, 20. You have also encouraged all of your illegal friends and family members to do likewise.

The previous advice made this an easy process for you, and now you must get out there and ... music please ...............................

VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

You will be as happy as this gentleman, an honored member of ASSI.

Of course, you must all vote for Obama.

We know that John McCain will equally support amnesty for all illegals as long as we, 'wink, wink,' promise to let the government close the borders, and we halt our relatives from joining us.

But ASSI firmly believes that Barack Obama, combined with an overpowering majority in both Houses of Congress, will open the floodgates to illegals, grant more amnesties every year, and fast-track us all to citizenship, because they know that 99% of us will vote Democratic.

If anyone analyzes the vote of people who were citizens of the USA in 1965 and their descendants, they will have voted overwhelmingly Republican.

That was the year, of course, that the last overwhelmingly Democratic Congress, along with Dem Prez Lyndon Baines Johnson, passed the immigration reform law that actually discriminated against immigrants from Europe and open the frontiers to folks from Asia, Africa and Latin America, and allowed all of them, for the first time, to bring in their moms and pops, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts and even first and second cousins.

HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all know where post-1965 citizens go to vote, as this photo shows.

Our future is secure!

We want to emphasize the importance of all ASSI members calling their friends and family members between now and election day and getting them out to vote the minimum 10 days.

Vote early, so we can watch those fool Americans line up in two-hour queues on Election Day, so proud of casting their one miserable vote, so trusting that all of their fellow Americans and illegal neighbors would never think of voting more than once.

Of course, if we don't get our way, here is what we'll do to the Americans !

We will be posting information immediately after Barack's election is official on how we will start re-organizing the country once we become the majority, and what we will do with the remnants of the old Americans.

We have only to thank their own ignorance that none of them remember what Ben Franklin told a woman, when she asked him what the members of the Constitutional Assembly had given them, after they had completed writing the document but before the issued it to the states and the general republic.

"We've given you a republic, Ma'am ... if you can keep it!"

Well, it will have lasted 230 years or so ... That's long enough,

ASSI FOREVER!!!!!!!!

Europe Caves to Muslim Immigration. America NEXT?

2008-10-14T20:17:00.004-04:00

Here is a link from Slate magazine that details how various European countries are collapsing to Muslim immigration through lack of will:

http://www.slate.com/id/2201909/entry/2201911/

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands—When Dutch politician Geert Wilders announced in November 2007 that he was releasing a film about the Quran, the government girded itself for potential catastrophe. Wilders, who sports a bleached-blond bouffant hairdo, has likened the Quran to Mein Kampf and called for it to be banned. His film was sure to offend Muslim sensibilities—and the Dutch had already experienced, in a visceral way, what a provocative film about the Muslim faith can unleash.
Four years ago, a radical Dutch-Moroccan murdered filmmaker Theo van Gogh after he released a short documentary criticizing the treatment of women under Islam. Pinned to van Gogh's chest with a knife was a letter threatening the filmmaker's collaborator, Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Wilders received his own share of "you're next" warnings; both he and Ali have been under heavy police protection ever since.
Van Gogh's brutal killing prodded a fundamental change in the Netherlands' immigration laws. It came just two years after another convulsive event—the murder of populist politician Pim Fortuyn, who had advocated halting all immigration into the Netherlands. It was the first political assassination in Holland in more than 300 years, and it deeply shook Dutch society. Conservative parties were swept into power in the national election immediately after the killing of Fortuyn. The vicious attack on van Gogh bolstered the government's mandate to crack down—and former Minister for Immigration and Integration Rita Verdonk (popularly known as "Iron Rita") made the most of the opportunity.

Moroccan Immigrants Welcoming to Dutch to Took Them In

Declaring the days of "cozy tea drinking" with Muslim groups to be over, Verdonk ushered in a series of reforms that stanched immigration from Morocco and Turkey. Holland had imported workers from those countries in the 1960s and early '70s, and although the guest-worker program was discontinued in the mid-1970s, family reunification and, more recently, marriages between Dutch residents and people from their ancestral homelands sustained the migratory flow. Approximately 10 percent of Holland's 16.4 million inhabitants have non-Western roots, and about 1 million of these residents are Muslim.
Verdonk didn't explicitly slam the door on people from countries with large Muslim populations. But since March 2006, immigrants from the developing world—essentially, outside of Europe, the United States, Japan, South Korea, New Zealand, and Australia—have been required to sit for a Dutch-language test and a culture exam. The culture component includes a video featuring nudity and homosexuality. Presumably, most people watching the film keep their cool even if what they see offends their religious sensibilities. The language test, however, proved to be a real hurdle for many aspiring Dutch residents. Visa applications dropped by one-third, and about one-tenth of the people who sit for the exam flunk it. According to Dutch government statistics, immigration from Turkey and Morocco has declined by 60 percent since 2003.

Moroccan Immigrant
Those figures could soon creep back upward, however: This summer, a district court in the Netherlands held that men and women seeking to move to Holland to be reunited with family did not have to sit for the exam because the authorizing legislation did not explicitly mention it in the clause referring to family reunification. That means the target of Verdonk's initiative—the spouses of guest workers and their descendants—will no longer have to demonstrate minimum proficiency in Dutch in order to move to the Netherlands. Groups like Human Rights Watch lauded the decision. But even Dutch citizens who don't share Verdonk's politics can see the rationale. When Verdonk pointed out that there were some 600,000 people living in the Netherlands who didn't speak Dutch, no one needed to be told whom she was referring to. Senay Ozdemir, editor of a magazine for Muslim women, points out that the isolation many young brides from Turkey and Morocco experience makes it hard for them to adjust to Dutch society. "These women oftentimes have an idealized vision of what their lives will be like in Holland," she says. "They heard other stories about Europe and the Netherlands, that they would be free and live in a rich way." The reality of being cordoned off in immigrant neighborhoods and being largely dependent on their spouses can come as a shock—and, of course, makes the women particularly vulnerable to abuse.
One impact of Verdonk's reforms over the last two years has been to change the profile of immigrants to the Netherlands. The country is now a net exporter of people. Of the 117,000 people who settled in the country in 2007, the majority were either returning Dutch citizens or citizens of countries like Poland, Germany, and Bulgaria. As EU citizens, these men and women have an automatic right to live in Holland, although Bulgarians do not, as yet, have permission to work there.
Verdonk's approach didn't just change the profile of foreigners settling in the Netherlands—it also had an effect on immigrants who had been living in the country for decades. In particular, there are signs that the anti-immigrant tone behind the new laws polarized some citizens of foreign descent. At the Vrije University in Amsterdam, I met a number of students who wore head scarves even though their mothers did not. One woman who did not cover her head told me that her younger sister had elected to do so after anti-Muslim rhetoric reached a crescendo two years ago. Abdou Menebhi, chairman of Emcemo, a Moroccan interest group in Amsterdam, said it was common for second- and third-generation immigrants to embrace an Islamic identity in a way their parents hadn't. "They are experiencing a crisis of identity," he said. "And they are more willing than their parents to react to the prejudice they feel."
Their parents found a society governed by a more laissez faire ethos. For most of the last half-century, there was a taboo on criticizing people of a different ethic origin. That had a lot to do with a guilty national conscience: About three-quarters of Holland's Jews died in the Holocaust, one of the highest percentages in Western Europe. That painful reckoning was one reason the Dutch instituted liberal laws not only regarding rights for women and gays but also in accepting foreigners.
The statute of limitations on World War II guilt appears to have run out after the murders of Fortuyn and van Gogh. Still, the Dutch didn't embrace some of Verdonk's more extreme ideas, like banning the speaking of foreign languages on the street. Verdonk was forced to give up her Cabinet post in February 2007 when her party fared poorly in national elections and the fraught rhetoric around immigration died down in the aftermath. Wilders' video was not as provocative as he'd led people to believe. The grand mufti of Syria had warned of "war and bloodshed" if the Quran were defaced on-screen. Wilders avoided doing so explicitly. There were no significant disturbances on the streets of the Netherlands to protest his work. For the time being, at least, the Dutch appear to have achieved an uneasy truce over immigration.
Nonetheless, the legacy of the Netherlands' guest-worker program has made for a riven society. Across Europe—and the United States—immigrants often live in self-contained worlds. But here their isolation is particularly jarring.
The Jan Galenstraat neighborhood is just 20 minutes away from the center of Amsterdam, but it feels very far from the tony restaurants and gezellig homes most visitors associate with the nation's most-visited city. Drab brown high-rises stand behind tall gates. Few pedestrians walk the streets. What is most striking, however, are the gray satellite dishes that hang from virtually every balcony. This ubiquitous appendage has earned these neighborhoods the moniker "satellite cities." The dishes receive programming from Morocco and Turkey, allowing expatriates to feel they are still connected to their homelands even as they live a continent away.

VIENNA, Austria—In the fall of 2007, Arigona Zogaj became such a well-known figure in Austria that people referred to the 15-year-old by her first name. Her prominence wasn't due to a hit record or a modeling triumph—some of the more common reasons teenagers become famous. It was because she defied the Austrian government.
Instead of complying with a deportation order that would have sent the ethnic Albanian back to Kosovo, Arigona went into hiding. She subsequently appeared in a video that was broadcast on national television in which she threatened to commit suicide if she was forced out of the country she had called home for five years. The public rallied around the teenager, and eventually she was permitted to stay, albeit on a temporary basis: In December 2007, an Austrian court ruled that Arigona will have to leave the country when she finishes high school.
Arigona may have received outsized attention, but the hard-line approach the government brought to her case is not unusual. A little more than a year ago, I met a Chechen woman in Vienna whose 10-year-old son was forcibly removed from his elementary school by the police after the family's asylum application was denied.

As you might infer from those examples, Austria has some of the toughest immigration laws in Europe. The country's rules for entry are a Russian doll of quotas. The federal government caps the number of non-EU citizens who can move to Austria every year. (In 2006, the limit was 7,000 people—that figure included both skilled professionals and immigrants wishing to join family members already living in the country.) Then the nine provincial governments set limits on the number of foreigners who can live in their geographic regions.
Of course, because Austria is part of the European Union, most Western Europeans have the right to work and live there. However, residents of 12 countries that joined the European Union in 2004 and 2007—including Poland, the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, and Romania—have been barred from seeking employment in Austria. The Austrian and German governments were particularly insistent on the work curbs, and both countries announced they will maintain them for the maximum period allowed, until 2011.
The idea, of course, is to ensure that Eastern Europeans willing to work for lower wages will not flood the Austrian job market. There is also a law explicitly aimed at reserving jobs for Austrians: Foreign nationals (aside from most Western Europeans) cannot make up more than 9 percent of the country's work force. That figure is a little lower than the proportion of foreigners in the country's population: About 10 percent of Austria's 8.2 million residents are citizens of another country. The majority hail from the former Yugoslavia and Turkey. (Often they are former "guest workers" or their descendants; Austria recruited workers from those regions in the 1960s and '70s.)
Perhaps because it is so difficult to settle in Austria as an immigrant, the country has attracted a lot of asylum seekers. To be sure, many of the petitioners legitimately faced persecution in their home country because of their race, religion, nationality, social group, or political opinion (the criterion they have to meet in order qualify as asylees). But the fact that outsiders are pretty much barred from entering Austria unless they are highly skilled workers or are related to someone already in the country creates incentives to embellish. Right now, Austria has a backlog of more than 30,000 asylum applications. When their stories fail to convince, authorities are strict about sending people packing, as the Zogaj case illustrates.
The policies may look unduly strict, even callous. But the fact that the government is tough on outsiders helps maintain support for a very generous social safety net. Austrians have access to free medical care, virtually free secondary education, and four months' paid parental leave for each child. Those benefits are expensive, and, fairly or not, when recipients share an ethnic and cultural background, citizens are less likely to complain that their high taxes are bankrolling freeloaders.
Of course, sometimes countries open the door to immigrants in part to fund expensive public programs. An influx of foreigners can help even out the ratio of workers to retirees, which can reduce pressure to raise taxes or cut programs. But Austria hasn't been under so much pressure to allow in more potential taxpayers, in part because a lot of Austrians who would have collected benefits died during World War II.
That period of Austria's history—or, more precisely, how Austrians interpret it—affects the country's approach to outsiders in a less tangible way. From 1938 to 1945, the country was part of the Third Reich. Hitler received a hero's welcome when he marched triumphantly into Vienna, and many residents embraced his virulent anti-Semitism. Hitler was born in Austria, and compatriots from the land of his birth—such as Amon Göth (who was portrayed by Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List)—enthusiastically participated in the Holocaust. Nevertheless, in 1943, the Allies' so-called Moscow Declaration described Austria as "the first free country to fall victim to Hitlerite aggression." That wording was intended, in part, to assure Austrians they would be treated fairly after the war and to discourage them from holding out until the bitter end. Austrians seized on the "first victim" appellation after the war; successive governments avoided fully acknowledging the country's Nazi past or compensating Austria's Jewish victims.
In other countries, a sense of history has pushed governments to be more open to outsiders. For example, German politicians are, for the most part, careful to avoid publicly excoriating immigrants. Without Austria's collective amnesia, the aggressive pursuit of unsuccessful asylum seekers might engender a sense of déjà vu. A more forthright appraisal of the recent past might also have checked the rise of right-wing politician Jörg Haider, who died in a car crash this weekend. In Germany, far-right leaders have not gained much traction, no doubt in part because German voters know all too well where that ideology can lead. Haider's "Austria First!" slogan, in contrast, garnered enough support in the 1999 election to allow his party to join the ruling coalition government. Appalled EU member states slapped sanctions on Austria, which were lifted seven months later, in part because the rebuke was hardening pro-Haider sentiment. Elections held last month showed that Haider still found favor among many Austrian voters: The two far right parties captured 29 percent of the vote.
That outcome was chalked up in part to the parties' strong anti-foreigner platform, a position that is becoming a vote-winner across the continent. In April 2008, Silvio Berlusconi reclaimed the prime ministership of Italy in part by advocating a crackdown on foreigners, and last year, anti-immigrant politicians scored victories in Switzerland and Denmark. Britain's Conservative Party has also found that pushing for curbs on immigration scores high in opinion polls. Austria isn't a cutting-edge place—you can still find royalists in Vienna, for example. But when it comes to dealing with immigrants, the Austrian blueprint may not be an outlier in Europe for much longer.

MUSLIMS DEMAND ISLAMIC HOLIDAYS IN NY SCHOOLS

2008-09-28T14:18:00.011-04:00

Blogger: Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Director

The American Secret Society of Illegals

1601 Pennsylvania Ave. NW #6B

Washington, DC 20001

Our plan to slowly take over the United States by a combination of legal and illegal immigrants is progressing at such a more rapid state than we even thought possible in our wildest dreams.

As always, our advances are made so easily, as a knife through an infidel's jugular, because the Americans have no sense of their own identify and have been pounded by 50 years of screeching by the mainstream media, Hollywood, the Democrat Party and the 'perfessers' in academia that they have been the richest and greatest country in the history of the world because they have been closet imperialists who plundered their way to the top, taking advantage of the brown people of the Third World.

Of course, the education system, composed by an overwhelming majority of female teachers in public grammar and high schools who have the twin agenda of destroying the macho confidence of boy pupils and making them feel ashamed to take risks, and inculcating all students that they are the beneficiaries of a corrupt imperialist system made rich on the backs of slaves and Third World workers, has been the other major factor in paralyzing Americans to resist our advance.

Thus, after waves of immigrants from all over the world, over the decades, it has only been the Muslims to have arrogance to demand that, initially, one school system recognize two Islamic holidays as officials days-off. As the New York Post reported:'

'ISLAM' BID ON SCHOOLS

By DAVID SEIFMAN
Posted: 4:29 am September 27, 2008
The city should add two Muslim holidays to the school calendar to forcefully demonstrate that all religious groups are welcome here, advocates declared yesterday.
A City Hall hearing on making Eid Ul-Fitr and Eid Ul-Adha official school holidays drew a packed audience of more than 250 to City Hall, even though the resolution under discussion carried no legal weight.

ISLAMIC SCHOOL PROPOSED TO REPLACE TRADITIONAL U.S. BUILDING

"The reality is ever since 9/11, there has been discrimination and there has been bias, and there has regrettably been some people in New York who made our Muslim-American neighbors feel they are not welcome here," said City Councilman David Yassky (D-Brooklyn).
Councilman Robert Jackson (D-Manhattan), the chief sponsor of a resolution asking for action by the school system and the state Legislature, noted that 10 to 12 percent of the school population is Muslim.
"I am one of them," he added.
City officials don't support the measure, saying there are already provisions for students to take off for religious observances and, in any case, it's an issue that first has to be addressed by the state.

Dr. Muhammed Kim: We think these are perfectly legitimate demands and we feel that Americans will embrace the proposed holidays.

1. Commemorate 9/11 as the date of the greatest Muslim defeat of the West since the prophet Muhammed was alive.

2. Next Year in Jerusalem! - Celebrated on the first day of spring, for when Muslims destroy the Jewish state and cleanse the Middle East of all infidels once again.

Part of the Muslim demands are that the schools suspend all regular teaching for one week before each holiday to teach why these holidays are important for Muslims.

Here we have a picture of how we feel that all children should dress for the week before each holiday.

Then, we also feel that children of other religions than Muslim should be trained to undertake the most holy of Islamic acts, a martyrdom mission, as in this picture.

FUTURE MUSLIM HERO!

As a public service, we offer a range of the comments that appeared in the NY Post about this story. You can see how clearly Americans love this ideas.

Skipper wrote:
All the years that I, and my children, and now grand-children, were in school,
other than Christmas, never was there a religious holiday, anyplace in this country. The jewish children were excused by notes from their parents. I deeply resent Muslims coming to live in this country and then attempting to take over our way of life and demanding things that no other group or religion is accorded. Not only that but this nation was founded on CHRISTAIN PRINCIPALS. In fact no other group or religion except Muslims have demanded such things. If they want to pray a thousand times a day , fine, but there is absolutely NO REASON why we should pay for and actually place areas with basins or whatever else they need to pray when it interfers with us monetarily and space wise. I am not an intolerant person, but in the case of Muslims, I am fast becoming so. If they want schools separate, let them buy the land and build it themselves, but they still have to pass the regulation that ALL schools are subjected to. If it is found that they are teaching rebellion against this country, then deport them. That is what would happen to any other group in this country!!!
9/27/2008 11:29 AM EDT
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Ricky wrote:
Funny thing is before 9/11 nobody gave a $hit about them, now we kiss their a$$es like its going out of style.
Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11.
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rayoly wrote:
Yeah... OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
By the way have Osama Bin Laden in for the next PTA meeting.
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mike l wrote:
why two why not 20
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Rush to Help Dems Save Pro-Illegal Immigration!!!!

2008-09-15T21:04:00.008-04:00

FLASH NEWS WARNING!

By Chao Chaoxiang

President of the Shanghai branch of American Secret Society of Illegals
Proudly in America illegally for 12 years, getting two doctorates, one in mathematics, the second in physics.

Dear fellow illegals,

We are in danger again! Congressional anti-foreigner fanatics are trying to pass a law called the SAVE act that would step up enforcement against illegals. Our valiant liberal and Democrat allies are fighting to derail this monstrous piece of legislation but they need our help. Here is the opening paragraph of a Washington Times facist editorial supporting this Gestapo-like bill.

EDITORIAL: Crime, illegals and the jobs magnet

Washington Times

Monday, September 15, 2008

Perhaps no political issue better illustrates how out of touch Washington is than illegal immigration. Polling data shows that Americans overwhelmingly support a tougher stance toward illegals, yet the message does not seem to have gotten through to Congress, where powerful Democratic lawmakers are preventing floor consideration of two major pieces of legislation. One is the SAVE Act, a bill to curb illegal immigration through stepped-up enforcement - in particular, more resources to enable federal, state and local authorities to arrest, detain and eventually remove illegals. The SAVE Act (H.R. 4088 ) is the number one legislative alternative to "comprehensive immigration reform" (i.e., mass amnesty).

Dear ASSI members, you do see how they so cleverly and wickedly phrase their sentences, arguing that Congress is out of touch with the nation because it refuses to get tough with illegals.

We have seen throughout the country, in cities, small towns and entire states, how Americans lack the toughness to deal with our growing wave of illegals spreading over the country, changing the character of the country forever without its citizens having any say over the matter.

The Americans who do oppose us with vigor simply give up hoping that their governments will act and "vote with their feet," moving away to more traditional American sections of the country.

This is what happened to Prince William County, Virginia, located just south of Fairfax County, itself overrun with illegals and other foreigners by the 1990s, whereby Americans had to learn Spanish, Arab, Vietnamese or Korean to function in many areas of the county.

Prince William County WAS America, with only Americans living in it. Yes, it had a large black population who had suffered horribly under whites during the era of slavery and Jim Crow, but they have been prospering with full citizenship rights for 40 years.

Poof! Waves of Hispanics, Chinese, Koreans, Arabs and Vietnamese flooded into the county until by 2003, Hispanics, mostly illegal, made up a third of county. They took over key sections of the economy like construction and turned all emtpy lots into soccer fields, with their parties and numbers keeping Americans who wanted to play baseball or American football off the field.

We all know what happened. The county government passed a law denying many benefits to illegals and allowing police to ask about the immigration status of people they arrested or questioned. Can you imagine their nerve!

Now we go back to the Times editorial that identifies our friends:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has blocked the SAVE Act from coming to the floor for a vote, and it is likely dead for this year. Another bill, which would encourage businesses to use a state-of-the art system called E-Verify to find out whether a job applicant is in the United States legally, has been endorsed by both John McCain and Barack Obama. On July 31, the House voted 407-2 to continue the program. But the ACLU is strongly opposed to E-Verify, and Sen. Robert Menendez, an open-borders New Jersey Democrat, has blocked its passage in the Senate.

We ASSI members must do everything within our power, EVERYTHING, to support Nancy Pelosi, Robert Menendez and other Democrats seeking to keep the floodgates open because as we illegals move to citizenship, we VOTE Democrat.

The editorial, again:

While Congress finds ways to avoid addressing the employment magnet that draws illegals into the United States, the American people continue to be victimized by criminals who unlawfully enter the country. The issue has become a large one in Colorado, where Francis Hernandez, an illegal alien, has been charged with manslaughter, vehicular homicide and leaving the scene of an accident in connection with a Sept. 4 accident in Aurora, Colo., a Denver suburb, that left three people dead, including 3-year-old Marten Kudlis, who was getting ice cream with his mother. Mr. Hernandez, a Guatemalan national, is accused of running a red light in a sport utility vehicle and crashing into a truck. Both vehicles went careening into an ice-cream shop, killing Marten and two women in the truck.

YOU SEE HOW THEY SLANDER US! No Latin American respects red lights or any other traffic signal back in their homeland. To a Latin American male, obeying such signs are a symbol of weakness, of a lack of a strong masculintity.

Why should they crush our souls and force us to obey their stupid laws. That is why American men are so weak and women have taken over this country. The wife says, "No, no, no, stop at the red light. Think of our children." And the American obeys, and we see who is wearing the pants in the family.

It is the same with honor killings among Muslims. Why should the men of Islam have to forego this key element of their religion, their right to kill their own daughters, sisters or mothers, for violating their sense of honor?

The Americans get all upset over this.

And they want we Chinese to simply abandon our 6,000-year old contempt of foreigners! We Chinese consider ourselves to be mentally superior to all races, especially the mongolian whites of this country, the blacks who came straight over here from Stone Age tribes, or Hispanics, who come from generations and generations of illiterates. WE ARE TO CONSIDER THEM EQUAL TO THE HAN PEOPLE! Unlikely.

All ASSI members: ACT! and ACT NOW!

Direct to comments to Dr. Chao Chaoxiang, pictured here, at: "welcome.all.illegals@gmail.com."

Remember all Illegals!

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How the NY Times caved to we Illegals!

2008-09-14T17:23:00.016-04:00

Hi, fellow members of the American Secret Society of Illegal Immigrants!

How are you all this fine beautiful Sunday?

Have you helped out at least one fellow illegal get on welfare over the past week?

Have you helped some of your relatives start their journey to the Promised Land?

C'mon, get fired up!

We are going to win. Here is another example. Below is the first paragraph of the lead editorial in the New York Times less than a month after 9/11. The link to the full article is below and in LINK

Terrorism and Immigration
New York Times

Published: October 5, 2001

Sept. 11 must not become a tombstone to the nation's proud tradition of openness to foreign visitors. The terrorist attack exposed frightening weaknesses in immigration practices, as it did with airport security and intelligence-gathering. The best way to preserve the American people's commitment to keeping their doors open to the world is to crack down on lax enforcement of the immigration laws, with a sense of urgency.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9803E2DF173CF936A35753C1A9679C8B63&scp=7&sq=immigration&st=cse

What a hoot!

Here there false words of toughness: "The best way to preserve the American people's commitment to keeping their doors open to the world is to crack down on lax enforcement of the immigration laws."

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

The New York Times today has caved in with its craven liberal heart (i.e., heart of a mouse) to be one of the foremost proponents of open borders, of giving sanctuary to illegals, heck, to give full American civil rights to terrorists captured overseas!

Here are some illegals that now can come to America, thanks to the New York Times!

Can you ever visualize Americans winning World War II if they have to read Japanese and German combatants their Miranda rights!

Watch the History Channel International and the fighting in the Pacific.

The aging Marine veterans make no bones that they gave up trying to take prisoners (with Japanese soldiers "surrendering" and then pulling out grenades to blow themselves up with Marines as well as themselves having "something" to do with it) and just show down every Japanese soldier they saw.

There is no statue of limitations on murder!

We call upon the New York Times to call for the prosecution of these Marines -- they confessed on TV!. Hunt them down, no matter if they are 75 or 95, put them on trial and execute them if necessary.

The New York Times now calls for the rules of U.S. Law to be applied to all terrorists at Guantanamo and elsewhere. I am sure they would strongly back this proposal.

Write letters to the NY Times and demand that they support war crimes trial again U.S. Marines who butchered Japanese in World War II.

Didn't they scream for prosecution of the thugs of Abu Graib?

Applaud these illegals in white that the NY Times policy now lets into America!

It's all about the kids!

Here are some loving illegals that we are sure all Americans would welcome into their country with open arms!

Is there nothing so cute as a mother and child?

I'll bet we can find guilt-ridden liberals who accept this pair into their homes!

And look at this little waif.

Doesn't your heart go out to him?

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Latest Outrage-Gov't Denies Citizenship Via Midwives

2008-09-09T05:45:00.008-04:00

Our Best Way to Sneak New Illegals into U.S. Outlawed!

Will disgraces such as this never end?

By Helpful Jose

The U.S. Government has had the temerity to deny citizenship to babies delivered by midwives in places along the U.S. Mexican border.

"The State Department is denying passports to people born in southern Texas near the border with Mexico if they were delivered by midwives, citing a history of birth certificate forgeries there for Mexican-born children dating to the 1960s, according to U.S. officials," the Washington Post reported Sept. 9.

Duh! Of course we created tens of thousands of new Americans out of illegals this way! Why not?

It is criminal for the U.. Government to cut off this easy access to Americans.

Here is a picture of sweet, innocent babies recently denied U.S. passports even though they were delivered by midwives in San Antonio and other spots along the border.

All are recent graduates of the Al Qaeda Training School, which they attended immediately after their birth, with all born after 10 or 11 months of gestation, which accounts for their large size.

We urge all members of the American Society of Illegals to write their congressmen and DEMAND that this outrage be overturned!

Here is a lovable picture of another cute baby delivered by midwife. How could he be denied access to the land of his birth!

He needs baby formula and simple toys like bomb components. Please send your contributions to ASSI.
By your humble servant,
Helpful Jose.

Thank you.

Illegal Public Enemy No. 1! - Michelle Malkin

2008-08-23T12:40:00.003-04:00

Public Enemy Number One!

Michelle Malkin

CERTIFIED BY THE

AMERICAN SECRET SOCIETY OF ILLEGALS

How is it possible that this Filipino immigrant betrayed her own class!

Simply because she is legal, she has turned her back on illegals, not only from the Philippines, but from all countries around the world!

Not only has she turned her back on illegals, but she came to fame writing a book on the 'problems' of illegals and how they have taken advantage of their American hosts.

It is truly disheartening that she has abandoned us.

Michelle is a frequent guest on Fox News and she uses both the blog named after her and Hot Air to continue her fulminations against the supposed ravages that illegals have imposed on America.

She things Americans will treat her fairly simply because of her personal character and talent!

Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!

She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!

We have found the answer!

It is in the accompanying photograph!

Ms. Malkin is a patriot!

By visiting American soldiers in a war zone, Ms. Malkin obviously shows that she has overwhelming love for the United States of America!

She loves the United States of America!

She crazily thinks Western Civilization, to which she has no blood lines, in the greatest civilization in human history!

We offer Ms. Malkin free mental health counseling.

No illegals, even from Western Europe, should even contemplate lauding this rotten, corrupted mindset over the civilizations that has created the sinkholes of Cairo, Bogota and Saigon!

PRAY FOR MS. MALKIN, BUT SHE IS OPENlY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE JUSTICE OF THE KORAN, TO THE JUSTICE METED OUT TO THEODORE VAN GOGH!

Salute to Employers Who Hire Illegals

2008-08-21T06:55:00.009-04:00

Memo from Juan Muhammed Kim, Esq.

Executive Direction

American Secret Society of Illegals

New Holidays for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

America is overdue to set aside a special day to honor those valiant moneygrubber capitalists who hire illegal immigrants to earn more money and give us a chance!

An example is the Dunder brothers, below, who fired legal Hispanic immigrants to hire Danish illegals, seen celebrating.

Celebrating Danish Illegals Gainfully Employed in U.S., below

Next come some dot.com millionaires who fired Hindus in India to hire Irish illegals.

Incredible, but the illegal Irish are actually smart!!!!

It is time to create a special holiday, perhaps to come in the dog days of August, where no national holiday now exists.

Hip, Hip, Hoo-RAY!!!!! for Employers of Illegal Immigrants

American Secret Society of Illegals

ALERT! Crush Media Coverage of Chinese Violence

The Supreme Court FireFighter Decision

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Pancho Villa Border Story-Excuse to Smuggle 10,000 Illegals

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NY Times Cries Over 'Deported' Anchor Babies

Stimulus Plan Provides Billions to Illegals

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2009 Presidential Ball

Blue State Surge Against Illegals

Russia Predicts Breakup of U.S. in 2010

No Chump Change for Illegals

Head of Secret Illegal Society Answers Member Questions

Shout Out to All Illegals - VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN!

Europe Caves to Muslim Immigration. America NEXT?

MUSLIMS DEMAND ISLAMIC HOLIDAYS IN NY SCHOOLS

Rush to Help Dems Save Pro-Illegal Immigration!!!!

How the NY Times caved to we Illegals!

Applaud these illegals in white that the NY Times policy now lets into America!

Is there nothing so cute as a mother and child? I'll bet we can find guilt-ridden liberals who accept this pair into their homes!

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Latest Outrage-Gov't Denies Citizenship Via Midwives

Illegal Public Enemy No. 1! - Michelle Malkin

She things Americans will treat her fairly simply because of her personal character and talent!

Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!

We have found the answer!It is in the accompanying photograph!

Ms. Malkin is a patriot!

By visiting American soldiers in a war zone, Ms. Malkin obviously shows that she has overwhelming love for the United States of America!

She loves the United States of America!

No illegals, even from Western Europe, should even contemplate lauding this rotten, corrupted mindset over the civilizations that has created the sinkholes of Cairo, Bogota and Saigon!

PRAY FOR MS. MALKIN, BUT SHE IS OPENlY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE JUSTICE OF THE KORAN, TO THE JUSTICE METED OUT TO THEODORE VAN GOGH!

Salute to Employers Who Hire Illegals

Is there nothing so cute as a mother and child?

I'll bet we can find guilt-ridden liberals who accept this pair into their homes!

Now available in print - Only Illegals can buy.

Buy on amazon.com - link:

http://www.amazon.com/Official-Secret-Handbook-Illegal-Immigrants/dp/1438264313/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221430779&sr=1-1

Look how awful Michelle looks in this picture!

She is simply wearing the clothes of our oppressors!

We have found the answer!

It is in the accompanying photograph!