tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7837516.post-1165036132271407572006-12-01T23:03:00.000-06:002006-12-02T10:17:22.016-06:00Monday 10/30/2006-Your Vagina is Not Made of Gold<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To some of you ladies,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I hate to break it to you</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">but,not a goddam one of you</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">has a vagina made of gold.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">No, seriously</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">somewhere along the line</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">you may have gotten the mistaken</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">notion, that somehow yours was, that</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">it was somehow different or better</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">than all of the thousands</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">or millionsof others.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Get over it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Well, certainly there is different packaging</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">but even with thatit's really no big deal.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So you have nicer curves here or there</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">than some</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ok,that makes you interesting for about</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">15 minutes</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">24 hours at best.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">But this whole thing</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">about the gentlemen</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">needing to jump through hoops</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and pass various trials and such</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">just to get some time at</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">your golden vagina,it's tiresomereally, </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">when most of you are vapid empty whores</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">at best.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It may get you somewhere</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">but, its not going to get you far.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Men that fall for your act,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">will for the most part be</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">inexperienced</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">ignorant</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">shallow</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">self-serving</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">lonely</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">brutish or</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">cruel.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Good Luck with that.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">As for me,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">this falsity means very little.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">If there is enough there</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">to generate any interaction between us at all,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You won't be the only one evaluating.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">See, I don't need you</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">or you golden vagina.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">If I'm going to seek any type</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">of female companion,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I need a whole lot going on</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">in the heart,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">in the brain</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and in all the invisible places </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">that make up a real</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">living breathing human being.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and separates us</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">from the mannequins</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">no tests</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">no trials</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">no hoops</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">no back flips</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">the only thing you'll get from me</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">is honesty</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">respect</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">humanity,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and the pleasureof getting to know what I</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">am all about,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">if you are interested.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">that is,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">if you are way more </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">than your vagina</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and I am</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">way more than</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">just another potential</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">patsy.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">or a player in your game.</span>POETICUS MUNDIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17602559936476616574noreply@blogger.com