The Ferret...Online

When did I get so old?

2008-07-22T09:14:00.003-04:00

I'm not sure when it happened, but overnight I have gone from being a mere teen to an old lady. My friend Pauline and I used to talk about make-up, shoes, boys and artificial tanning. Now we just seem to discuss our aching backs and spend our time talking about how I really want the Thera Cane and how she really wants the Spine Worx. Sad, isn't it?

My bathroom gets a little steamy

2008-07-21T08:56:00.003-04:00

I have been looking for this robe for a few weeks or one like this anyway. The robe I am using now is way too hot to use in 90 degree heat...long sleeves...thick collar...too hot! This one is perfect for the summer though and I am so excited that I found it!

It's that time of year

2008-07-18T10:11:00.003-04:00

Nordstrom's Anniversary Sale is going on NOW...all of their fall items are on sale online and in stores...prices go up August 4th...act fast!

I had no idea...

2008-07-17T09:26:00.001-04:00

...DSW sells shoes online now. It looks like the prices are as good (or better) than they are in the store. My only complaint is I don't get the same shoe adrenaline rush viewing the shoes online that I get from furiously scanning the aisles in the store.

Cute tees

2008-07-15T09:18:00.000-04:00

I can't remember how I heard about loyal army clothing, but I love their cute funky tees! The company description reads "our bright bold colors and our crazy characters just want to make friends with you and invite you to join our army of cuteness". I couldn't have said it better...check them out and I think you'll agree!

Few minutes to spare?

2008-07-10T09:08:00.001-04:00

Check out my mother's latest find...SitePal (developed by Oddcast) allows you to add a fully customized speaking avatar to your website or email. The technology is pretty cool. Even if you don't want or need anything like that, you may still enjoy playing around with the sample avatars and listen to Karen pronounce your name with her Australian accent or have Charles say funny phrases with a British accent. They have 20 or so voice choices that will read any text you enter...very entertaining!

Brushing with Snoopy

2008-07-08T08:17:00.005-04:00

I loved the Snoopy toothbrush set when I was growing up and would really love to buy it for my nephews. However, I don't think they have ever heard of Snoopy! They are much more interested in Thomas the Tank Engine and Lightning McQueen.

But, I still love it. I could always buy one for my house and pretend I only bought it for them...hmmm...too obvious?

Back from the beach

2008-07-07T23:39:00.007-04:00

My family trip to the beach included my adorable nephews - the very same ones with the unfortunate habit of waking up early. I also slept in the same room as my mom. And, the sweet sound of her snoring really should not be shared...

My one word to Benjamin Braddock would definitely not be plastics...it would be Earplugs. Trust me...they will change your life!

Hot dog eating controversy

2008-07-02T08:33:00.004-04:00

I am going away for a few days for a short beach vacation but wanted to remind you to watch Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4th. The contest will be televised live on ESPN at 12:00 PM EST.

There is a bit of hullabaloo surrounding the contest this year. Apparently, the contest will be 10 minutes instead of 12. Check out the International Federation of Competitive Eating or Major League Eating sites for more information about the contest. I had no idea competitive eating was such a big deal...competitive eater rankings...who knew?

Despite the controversy, I am still looking forward to watching this year.

Added bonus - Nathan's has a coupon for those of you who want to play along at home.

Cleo and Me!

2008-07-01T08:57:00.002-04:00

I am so in love with Cleo Bathfoam. I heard great things about it, but was a bit skeptical when I saw the bottle. It took me a while to get hooked and I really didn't even realize how much I loved it until I ran out of it...and, promtly ordered a new bottle!

Cupa joe

2008-06-30T08:21:00.004-04:00

I have seen several "green" sites recommending purchasing a fabric sleeve to use with disposable coffee cups instead of the paper ones given out by your local coffee shop...I suppose that is a good small step, but I really like this ceramic cup better - and, it looks like a disposable cup. Cool, huh?

Pedicure time

2008-06-25T08:44:00.000-04:00

Just in time for a "get my feet back into summer shape pedicure, I have found the cutest pair of sandals. I just love the color - I think I can wear them with anything. I have worn a few pairs of Dolce Vita shoes in the past and found them to run a smidge too small, so you may want to order up if you like these too...I can't wait until they arrive at my front door! So exciting!

Let's give them something to talk about

2008-06-24T06:07:00.002-04:00

It could be a symptom of lack of sleep or just my slightly warped sense of humor, but I think these mugs are hilarious! Can't you just imagine using them to serve coffee to your guests and watching them process the message on the mug...and, then wait to see if they ask you exactly why you have mugs from the Madison Psychiatric Clinic...

I'm kind of thinking my fascination with these mugs is a combination of my insomnia and my dark sense of humor...

Sneaky Sister!

2008-06-23T08:32:00.003-04:00

I am a great sister...I took care of Meryl when she had her tonsils removed...and, don't get me started on how good I am to her kids! She has been overly stressed this year and I offered to keep the boys for one night so she and Lenny could stay at the W Hotel in Midtown. She couldn't text me fast enough to tell me that the bathroom had Bliss products and did promise to get an extra set for me. Sweet of her, right? Or so I thought...until I opened a drawer in her bathroom today and found at least six Bliss Sinkside Sets from her hotel visit. And, she was soooo proud of herself for giving me one measly set...and to punish her, I am ratting her out. Be sure to tease her about it if you know her!

The products are awesome though...I totally understand why she wanted to keep them all for herself...

Growing by leaps and bounds

2008-06-19T09:24:00.000-04:00

Two companies (threadless and someecards) that I wrote about on here ages ago have expanded so much (and so well) that I felt it necessary to mention them again...

Check out all the new tee designs from threadless.com

And, the hilarious (and inappropriate) cards from someecards.com

No batteries, bells or whistles

2008-06-18T08:15:00.002-04:00

My nephews are two of the luckiest guys I know...and, not just because I am their aunt. They are lucky because "Aunt Bari" is godmother to both of them and trust me Bari is the best godmother ever! She recently bought each of them a PlasmaCar and it has quickly become the biggest hit in the house - with the kids and adults! It is so much fun to drive. Apparently it works by harnessing the natural forces of inertia, centrifugal force, gravity, and friction. I'm not exactly sure what that means but everyone loves it!

The presumptive nominees

2008-06-17T08:42:00.001-04:00

We finally know who will be on the ticket for each party in November...although it seems that many people are still unsatisfied with their choices. If you are in that camp, be sure to check out this cute tee for your kids. I think my nephew Zachary should have been born in it!

No more VPL

2008-06-16T08:31:00.000-04:00

My friend Mary Stuart and I saw a girl the other day in a perfect pencil skirt...except we could see her panty line. I gave Mary Stuart my best sympathetic look and asked her if I should tell the girl about how to get rid of VPL. Mary Stu didn't know that visible panty lines had an acronym. Nor did she know about the best solution out there from Commando - their invisible underwear is available in all varieties from thong to bikini to high rise.

Yummy treat

2008-06-13T08:25:00.002-04:00

When I was a kid, the ice cream truck was so exciting...everyone in my neighborhood ran after the truck to get their hands on a push up or Mickey Mouse bar. I always loved rocket pops but haven't had one in years. I found a mold for them and can't wait to start making my own at home!

2008-06-12T23:48:00.000-04:00

Comfortable night of sleep

2008-06-11T08:38:00.000-04:00

I am so tired of having neck and back problems and have been exploring all treatment options - acupuncture, physical therapy, massage and yoga. I am not feeling much better and am ready to try anything. I think the next thing I am going to try is a Body Pillow. They are supposed to be amazing...I can't wait to try it!

He's B-A-C-K!

2008-06-09T08:30:00.001-04:00

Thank you to my friend Staci for reminding me that David Sedaris just released a new book, When You Are Engulfed in Flames. If it is halfway as good as his previous books, you will be falling on the floor laughing. I am on my way to the bookstore right now to pick up my copy!!!

2008-06-09T08:29:00.000-04:00

Carter really can do everything...

2008-06-06T08:57:00.006-04:00

When I was in LA recently, I had the opportunity to spend a few days on the set of a new show that Carter Oosterhouse was filming for HGTV. For the ladies...let me begin by answering the questions.

Yes, he really is that handsome.
Yes, he is even better looking in person.
Yes, his hair really is that great.

But, the most noticable thing about Carter is that he is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He is as charming and personable in real life (after hours of filming) as he appears on his show. I think the new show will begin airing in July. But, if you need your "Carter fix" sooner, check out reruns of Carter Can.

A household MUST

2008-06-05T09:00:00.005-04:00

I will save everyone the embarrassment of being called out by name...let's just say that I know a few people who should consider buying a bottle of Poo~Pourri. I think the name says it all; but in case you missed it, their motto is "Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one else will ever know!"