My Crazy Life...in Pictures

One Tough Year for One Tough Lady

2009-09-05T22:38:00.005-05:00

Take a look at this picture and I'll bet you get goosebumps.

This is my grandmother's car. My grandmother, some of you may remember, lost her husband just one year ago after a terrible botched surgical disaster. A week after we buried him she lost a large portion of her home to Hurricane Gustav. A tree also landed on this car. It survived, and so did she. The house and car were fixed and she kept going. She's had a tough year but was finally moving onward.

Like most ladies her age she's very persnickety about her hair. She goes to get her hair "done" every week. Every Friday. This Friday morning when she left home to have her hair done, she was rear ended by an 18 wheeler. A very large truck that carries very heavy loads. She was at a complete stop waiting to turn but the truck driver didn't notice. He plowed into her going 45 mph. That's the speed limit. I bet he was going faster.

Can you believe none of her 82 year-old bones broke? She's been hospitalized since then. She's quite shaken, bruised, and in a lot of pain. But nothing was broken!! She said she saw Jesus standing by her. Obviously He's not ready for her yet, and for that we're thankful!

The Gluten Monster

2009-08-19T09:12:00.005-05:00

Yesterday was one of those days. In the whole scheme of things I guess it wasn't too bad, but it was still one of those days.

M was in his Destructo Baby mode, but the funny thing is that he doesn't realize he's destroying everything. He thinks he's helping. He thought he'd help me by cleaning my bathroom while I was getting the Bigs started on their schoolwork. Granted, the bathroom could use a good cleaning but his disinfectant of choice happened to be a new tube of toothpaste opened just 11 hours earlier. He ran past me toward his room as I was helping N with his vocabulary words and I caught a whiff of toothpaste. I knew immediately where to go since he was with me when I opened the tube 11 hours earlier.

I guess he heard the panic in my voice as I headed to the back of the house and he followed, albeit at a good distance. I find an empty tube of toothpaste on the blue sparkly counter. The counter sits atop blue sparkly cabinets, in front of which are blue sparkly floor tiles. Nearby are a blue sparkly toilet, a blue sparkly shower, and a blue sparkly bathtub. Honestly I don't know how he had enough time to do it all. I'm beginning to think he has a twin but my family didn't want to send me over the edge so I only see one at a time.

He's hiding in the doorway, with his arms and legs a very unnatural blue sparkly color. UGH! As I evaluate the best way to tackle this cleanup I notice sitting very inconspicuously in the midst of it all is the toilet brush. Double Ugh! I see a subtle swirly pattern in the toothpaste layer on pretty much everything. I ask anyway, though I already know the answer.

"Mommy, I wanted to help you clean the bathroom. I scrubbed it in for you. Are you happy?"

Heck no, I'm not at all happy. He knew it before he asked, but I didn't say anything. I changed my thoughts on cleaning up from one of wiping to one of hot water and bleach. Really hot water. Lots of bleach. I started with cleaning him up, sans bleach. Then sent him off to play. Big Mistake.

A new school year = new school supplies, which include Elmer's school glue. M always calls it gluten since we, for obvious reasons, don't let him have any of it, either. While I'm cleaning and the Bigs are doing their schoolwork, he's quietly painting himself with school glue. I turn around to get more cleaning cloths and see him walking stiff-legged with arms outstretched moaning in typical monster fashion. "I'm the Gluten Monster and I'm after youuuuuu!"

The thin coat of glue has now dried and it's peeling off of his arms, legs, face, and hair. What a sight! J and N clean up the glue he's spread around and I finish the bathroom. We sat him at his kid table to color with strict instructions about not getting up.

Sitting there, he manages to take a scribbled on coloring sheet and stick it to the wall next to his chair. "Look Mommy, I made a sign for you. What does it say?"

It clearly says for me not to have any more kids.

When I Wanted to be a Cartoon Character

2009-08-18T09:51:00.008-05:00

Yesterday was B-day for N. He got his braces and palatal expander put on. He was so nervous, anxious, jumpy, and apprehensive. Me? I was downright terrified. Afraid they'd hurt my little man, you ask? Not so much. Afraid my little man would have a big man sized meltdown is more accurate, but yet still understates the emotion of the moment.

If you know him, you know he has a tendency to whine. If you don't know him, here's the deal. He whines. A lot. About everything. All the time. He's a complainer too. I love him dearly, but he has the ability to send the strongest among the population on a quest for mind-altering substances.

Needless to say I was terrified of the journey on which we were embarking. Braces hurt, expanders hurt, and the process to have them put on can be long and tedious if you don't work with the orthodontist and stay still. Did I mention he's ADD too? Sitting still for an hour and a half is asking way too much. Heck, sitting still for a spelling test is asking for too much most of the time! I was dreading this day, and even contemplated waiting a few more years. After talking with the doctor we made the decision to go ahead though, since time was working against us as his bones become stronger and less movable.

So there I sat in the waiting area, sweating it out and thinking of the strange thing I just did. I just wrote a check for a small fortune, which buys N almost two years worth of whine. Parents do very illogical things at times.

They call us to the back. The nurse tells me it will take an hour and a half, and if I have any errands to run or anywhere I need to go I can come back and get him. Uh-oh. Do you know how, in cartoons, a character will lift one leg, you hear a PEOWNNNNnnnn sound, then see some squiggly lines and a bunch of dust where the character once was? I thought for a fleeting moment I could be a cartoon character.

Then I feel a tiny, gentle hand on my arm and I knew without a doubt I could never go PEOWNNNNnnnn and leave him. He's eight now, but he's still my baby and always will be. I'd no more leave him alone in that situation than I'd eat mushrooms. (I know for a fact I'd rather eat mushrooms than leave him there. I'd swallow them whole and hold my nose if it came down to such a choice, but I'd still ingest them!)

Off we go and to my total and complete surprise he never complained or whined. He sat as still as he could, though the doctor laughed and told me he's a wiggly one. "Oh really?" I asked. I looked so surprised. "I guess he must be a little nervous."

I'm so proud of my little man, who sat there and stared the next two years of braces in the face and said, in his own way, to bring it on! Then he came home and whined until I let him play Wii.

He's getting a good look at the new expander. Such a strange contraption!

Time to glue in the expander and prepare for the brackets on the teeth.

This ain't our first rodeo. We did the same dance two years ago with J. This doctor knows his stuff and J's teeth look fabulous!

Sorry Bud, the pout is cute but will not get you anywhere.

The final result! He wanted blue bands around his brackets since blue is his favorite color. He's not going to get the wires for a bit because we'll be expanding his palate so rapidly. The wires would be bound too quickly or we'd have to change them too often to accomplish anything. He'll get the wires soon when we slow down the expansion rate. It's so complicated!

I'm so proud of him. So far so good with the whining. A little whining and a little Advil goes a long way. I'm proud of me too. I made it through my terror with only the minimal of mind-altering substances...I added extra shots of espresso and chocolate to my morning mocha. It did the trick!

Book Day!!

2009-08-06T13:07:00.006-05:00

I love the UPS Man. He brings me such wonderful things. And somehow he knows exactly what I want.

Yesterday and today the UPS Man is the Book Man. He's bringing our new school books. I usually order way before now, but this year I'm being a little more conscientious of the fact that I don't need to buy their stuff three or four years in advance. I'm realizing it just doesn't take that long to make lesson plans. However, it does seem to take that long to find science experiment supplies.

So we've been unpacking and sorting through boxes and the punks are so very excited. I hear you laughing. Seriously, they are. They abandoned the unloading and putting away of groceries because they were so anxious to open the boxes. They even decided it was more important to sort by subject and grade rather than clean their bathroom and vacuum their rooms. I'm glad they're so into school this year. I guess you still don't believe me, though.

He Snow Angel

2009-08-05T12:39:00.003-05:00

The title makes no sense unless you say it faster. I'll explain why but first I often wonder if the title of my blog should be something like "The Mischievous Antics of the Babiest" or "Earning the Grays--One by One." I don't think people really believe me when I tell them stories of M. I've decided to take pictures. I can use them to blackmail him one day when he's getting married. You better pick me out a really nice nursing home or I will show her what her kids will be like.

This is what happens when I iron clothes. I found him stomping in the baby powder. When I return with the vacuum I find him making snow angles. I guess southern kids need to improvise snow scenes.

I now realize the best way to avoid this in the future is to stop ironing. I think I'll probably have to put the powder out of reach instead, but the first plan sounds like the best one to me!!

A Correction

2009-07-09T09:14:00.002-05:00

I have to correct the previous post. M does not have chicken pox. He says he has "chicken foxes." At first he told me he had "chicken punks" but after trying to correct him, I decided I really liked fox better than pox too.

I love the little things they come up with!

A Rash Independence Celebration

2009-07-06T23:50:00.007-05:00

We celebrated July 4th as we typically do each year. We spent the day with D's family, the kids played in the pool, and everyone complained about the oppressive heat. I vote we move July 4th to the Spring from here on out. I'm working on a plan for it. I'll have to get back to you on the details at a later date.

I love taking pictures of the kids in the pool. I have so many and after a while they start to all look the same. But as soon as I take one picture, the next scene/smile/dive/pout/whatever is better than the last. Or so it seems until I sit down at the computer and look at hundreds of pictures of a head floating in blue water. I'll show you what I mean.

Here's the best smile ever. It speaks to me. It tells me what a great time he's having. Keep on grinning, dear one. The braces go on in a few short weeks!

This picture screams to me that Daddy tickles while protecting. They love swimming together, if that's what you'd call it. It looks more like the bouncy baby--tired Daddy underwater shuffle. I'll stick with the word swimming for simplicity.

This picture shows the preteen angst/boredom look I'm seeing so much of lately. Will you make it go away, please?

So what does the title of this post have to do with swimming on the 4th? (Point, meet Stacie; Stacie, meet Point...) Back on track now, I've been fighting a nice little rash on M for almost a week. A week for a rash with no other symptoms is my limit before I turn it over to the professionals. I noticed it was worse after the weekend swim, so off we went this morning to the doctor.

His rash is actually three rashes. First, there's a nice uniform and bumpy heat rash. Then comes the longer lasting viral rash thingie (that's formal medical terminology--you can look up like I had to if you don't understand it). For the icing on the cake we have the red, bumpy, easily identifiable to everyone but me, and much hated Chicken Pox. The doctor politely but firmly made us exit the back door to prevent spreading and sharing the good fortune.

Now I'm tasked with calling everyone we've come in contact with the past few days and warn them to be on the lookout. There were a lot of kids in the pool. My nephew spent most of last week with us. We had friends from out of state over for a visit. We went bowling a lot. It's such a social time of year!

I've called most of them and not a single one has cursed me out...at least not to my face but my ears are really burning.

Now my next task is to run away. Far away. You see, I just realized there was something I forgot to do 30 years ago. I forgot to catch Chicken Pox myself!!

Stay tuned for the next episode of "As the Spot Emerges."

Boudreaux's

2009-06-29T18:38:00.006-05:00

M loves Boudreaux's Butt Paste. Actually, he loves the name more than anything. The product doesn't really do much to help any rashes he has. He responds better to Desitin. But Desitin is called Boudreaux's at our house, to humor the Babiest of course.

I missed him for literally three minutes. It was probably more like four by the time I checked his usual haunts.

This is what I found when I discovered him. He told me "Mommy, we're all out of Boudreaux's. Will you go to the store and buy me some more?" Ummmm, NO!!!

In case you are not savvy in the diaper rash protection genre, Desitin is designed to stick to the skin and protect it, not wash away with a liquid. It doesn't easily come off furniture or little punks.

'Nuff Said

2009-06-25T22:39:00.000-05:00

Holy Bats and Balls Batman, Did You Watch That Game?

2009-06-23T00:33:00.007-05:00

Oh my, I still can't sleep! If you didn't watch it, I hope the recovery from the coma goes well. And I hope you had your DVR set up prior.

I have a confession. I was totally put out after the top of the 10th when my Tigers couldn't capitalize on the bases loaded and one out. I thought it was over and proceeded to fold a load of laundry. Totally off subject, but does that stuff ever stop? Anyway, I was thinking they just didn't seem to want it enough. But then it all came together. Whew! One down and one to go!! Way to go, boys.

I think we'll be eating some steaks while watching game two. Beef steaks. Longhorn beef, maybe? Ya got that, dear brother-in-law?

Hmmm, do you eat Longhorn or just laugh at them for looking so funny?

The Preparations are Under Way

2009-06-20T08:54:00.018-05:00

Let me first provide you with some answers before proceeding. No, we do not know where he gets this stuff. To address the obvious, but unspoken assumption: No, we do not speak like this to each other so he did not get it from us.

Now that that's out of the way, on with why I'm making preparations, and what I am preparing for.

During the really dark times of M's regression I wondered if he'd ever develop the ability to verbally communicate his needs, wants, desires, intentions, etc. That wondering disappeared over the course of the last year...and boy did it disappear!!

He communicates his intentions quite clearly now.

Last week as I was dressing the little guy he smiled at me and said, "Butt." Just one word. And a big smile. It communicated all he needed to at the moment, and was intended to get a strong reaction.

I thought it best to ignore it. Next came "Butt. Butt. Butt." I still didn't bite. Finally after he was dressed and, I suppose able to adequately run from me, came the biggest challenge. "Buttbuttbuttbuttbuttbutt" while running around his room smiling. I'd let him win this round by not taking him on. I walked away thinking I was being a good mom by not reacting.

Not so.

Later as I was resting on the couch the following transpired:

M, walking up to me: I like to kick butts.

Me, thinking WHAT DID HE SAY?!?!: What did you say?

M, the smile is getting bigger: I like kickin' people's butts.

Me: Why do you say that?

M: It's fun to kick butts.

Me, trying not to explode in laughter and shock: You shouldn't say that. It's not nice.

M, eyes sparkling because he now has the upper hand, leans forward and points his crooked chubby little finger at me: I'm gonna to kick some butt...and I'm startin' wif you.

Me, oh never mind, I wasn't able to say anything. I was hyperventilating from the laughter I was unable to hold in any longer. He won round two, but the match wasn't over. I sought to compose myself while he ran around the room dancing.

Round three was beginning.

For his next move M pauses the dancing-running thing he's doing, looks over at me, points his two index fingers at me and pumps his hands back and forth. "Preeeepaaaarrrrre for ya butt-kickin'!"

The match is over and I've thrown in the towel. Let me again say we do NOT speak like this to each other at our home and I do NOT know where he comes up with these things. Promise.

But I'm preparing for my upcoming butt kicking with a sense of humor and a sense of dread.

Meet Nelson

2009-05-28T13:36:00.004-05:00

This is Nelson. He's a member of our family. Unfortunately he's not the real Nelson. D and I were sincerely hoping he'd stand in for the real one. Apparently our brilliant idea of a pretend Nelson didn't work.

I know you're now thinking, "She's finally flipped her lid--we knew it would happen one day." I'm okay though. I did drop a lid this morning but I haven't flipped one yet. I do need to elaborate so you have an idea of who the real Nelson and who the substitute Nelson are.

This past Christmas we had the fortune (or misfortune, depending on how you look at it) of meeting a cat named Nelson. A few short days before Christmas we took the boys to the pet store to buy gifts for SissyDawg. As is the case with most people, we took a walk by the animals available for adoption. Mistake. Big Mistake.

M locked eyes with a very cute black cat named Nelson. The infatuation was reciprocal. M wanted to know everything he possibly could about the cat, and their eyes followed each other from one side of the store to the other. It was sweet, in a disturbing stalker-ish way. We visited Nelson several times that evening before leaving the store and leaving Nelson behind. Out of sight, out of mind, right? Not hardly.

The next morning I asked M what he wanted to do that day. He was very specific in his request: "I want to go back to the Dog Store and get that Nelson cat." This went on several times a day for several days, with increasingly pleading doe eyes. It didn't look good for getting out of this one, even with the long and detailed explanation of how Nelson would make him itch. We even had papers from the doctor to prove it. He still wasn't buying into that excuse.

Santa came up with the brilliant idea that Nelson moved to the computer and M could play with him via the Nelson Webkinz. It seemed to work. The Nelson/M connection was there, not as strong, but seemed to be there and it was especially fun for him to take care of Nelson on the computer. I had a false sense of security that Nelson was now and forever a stuffed cat, never a live one in his memory.

Fast forward to two days ago. A conversation takes place. It goes this way:

M, crawling sweetly into my lap: Do you want a pet, Mommy?

Me: I sure do. Will you be my pet?

M: No, I not a pet. I want a kitty.

Me, playing along: What is a kitty? And how do we get a kitty?

M: First we go to the Dog Store. Then we pick out a kitty. His name is Nelson and I want him.

Me, trying to keep a straight face: You can't have a kitty. They make you itch.

M, still not buying the itch excuse: I want to go to the Dog Store and get that Nelson cat!!!

That last bold phrase has been repeated multiple times since. The child has a memory like a steel trap. Unfortunately.

I wll not give in...I will not give in...I will not give in...I will not give in...

You Should See the Other Guy

2009-05-27T11:09:00.004-05:00

Really, surprisingly, the Other Guy (also known as N) is none the worse for wear. At least after that scuffle.

But J did learn a good vocabulary lesson. He now knows very well the meaning of the words "instigate" and "antagonize." Actually, they both know since they both were equal starters and participants in this battle. But I was the finisher!

Boys. I just can't figure out what makes them start wailing on one another for no apparent reason. From my untrained eyes there appears no obvious provocation. I must be wrong though, since it seems merely walking by one another is enough to evoke attack instincts. Lions should be lucky enough to have such great reflexes.

As part of the "what makes you go 'duh' today" moment, I present to you the fact that we are paying good money to have someone teach them to smack others. And do it well. Effectively and efficiently even. Go figure.

They do tend to get along better than most siblings I know. They have their moments, but for the most part they are best buds. As I was explaining to J two mornings ago, he has only two brothers. (Trust me when I say there will be no more.) He'd better think about treating them better to keep them around longer. If you were sitting near a window relaxing and enjoying your coffee Memorial Day morning, I'm sorry his extremely loud maniacal laughter and dancing disturbed your peace.

My Large Mirror

2009-01-09T09:57:00.003-06:00

I'm trying to move to a more minimal lifestyle. The old materialistic, have-to-have-lots, accumulation days have given way to the one-more-stupid-thing-to-dust days.

I have a beautiful full-length cheval mirror. I don't use it much because I really don't do the head to toe, dress to impress thing that often. It's mostly a toy for the Babiest to push back and forth while making dents in the wall. I've been thinking of either sending it away or at least moving it to the attic for a while to see if I really miss it.

This morning my perspective changed when I received this in a forwarded email. Look closely at an area that will get you slapped for looking at in real life. It's hard to see in the smaller image here. I don't know who took the large smiley face photo in order to offer credit, but it does give one pause for thought doesn't it? I think I will just put up with the dents in the wall in order the have the security of not making such wardrobe errors. Then again, the fact that I wouldn't be caught dead in something even remotely resembling the foundation garment in the picture does give me a bit of emotional security.

And it makes me miss the by-gone days of slips. Boy I'm old!!

Sissy's New Pet

2009-01-06T19:22:00.004-06:00

Sissy has a very obnoxious way of telling us something isn't right in her world. We call it her "snake bark." She's identified many snakes so we feel confident with the name. Yesterday morning came a bark that can only be identified as a not-quite-a-snake bark. Close, but not the same thing.

The boys wouldn't let me investigate without proper protective measures. I grabbed a spatula (plastic, of course, since the stainless steel one was in the dishwasher) and took off to the backyard.

Here's what we found.

He's a cute little guy, about 8 inches long and apparently very scared. We put the not-so-bright one in her box inside so the new pet could get away in peace. It took the opportunity and moved. They really have a bum rep with the slow thing...this one could move! It moved toward the fence and must have finally got out.

Then again, I'm hearing a something is not quite right bark right now. Maybe he's back for a playdate. If he is then perhaps they should be known as not-so-bright animals instead of very, very slow animals. Sissy will share the title.

Who Invented Coffee?

2008-12-22T08:24:00.003-06:00

I'm not exactly sure of the answer and I'm not in the mood to research it. However, I do know that on some mornings I really, really appreciate his foresight. There are days I could probably give him a big smooch, but I'm quite certain he's dead. That fact puts my gratitude more on a philosophical level.

Instead, I'd suggest he be given the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously. Under one condition only...

...he must share it with the guys who invented the espresso and the latte.

Have a fun, caffeine-filled day!!

My New Adventure

2008-12-18T21:52:00.004-06:00

I've probably mentioned how things are a little busy for me and they tend to keep me away from my blog for long periods of time. Okay, you're right. I complain about how busy I am and use it as an excuse for not blogging. I confess. I'm not making any promises, but I am working really hard to blog more and complain less. Or sleep less and complain more. Or clean house less and complain more. That sounds like the best plan of all.

On with my story. I've taken on a new project. I started it in the spring and got lazy. So I started again in the fall. I'm lazy at the moment, but will pick it up again at some point. The new project is...drum roll please...lawn maintenance. A more specific description is something along the lines of flower bed reconstruction.

And knowing me you know I don't have normal projects. I decided to do something better described as extreme lawn maintenance. You've seen those Internet videos of people doing extreme sports such as sliding down a mountain on a dinner plate in a Speedo or launching themselves into the heavens using a wrecking ball and a seesaw.

I guess I must have recently partaken of such an influential piece of visual motivation when I trimmed a tree in the backyard. Tell me what you think, please.

You don't think I went too far, do you?

Always be Prepared for Any Situation

2008-12-13T09:32:00.010-06:00

As a mom, I strive to be prepared for every situation. For example, I've never left the house without a completely stocked diaper bag. Nevermind, bad example. I'll rescind that one in case you've spotted my van rapidly traveling toward home with a nekkid child wrapped in a bunch of fast food napkins.

Before I drift off subject again, let me tell you how totally prepared I was for this wonderful snowfall last Thursday. I'm sure you've noticed in the video and pictures already posted there are a few areas where I lacked.

Sadly, the Bigs did not have waterproof shoes.

Nor did they have hats. Thanks CC for calling me down on that one...Ms. Snow Expert! Even if we did have hats and scarves they would have been promoted to snowman attire anyway.

They didn't have parkas, or whatever those big plastic-y looking stuffed coats are called.

We didn't have an ice scraper to get the windshields clear. Then again, barring an emergency we were not about to travel on the roads. Who around here is prepared to drive in this stuff?

Despite all of this, I am prepared. I can prove it!

We have a sled...a real, live, honest-to-goodness sled! Unfortunately we have no hills.

We used our imaginations.

Creativity is Fun

2008-12-12T09:22:00.012-06:00

There are always some things that one must do with snow. One is to make a snow angel. We didn't. The kids had no proper clothing to survive a dive into the snow with our accompanying colds and coughing. Not to mention I liked the pristine beauty of our untrampled yard. It's very picturesque in a suburbia ranch neighborhood sorta way.

Another must do is build a snowman. Our neighbors did a great job. They built snowmen. Normal looking ones with coal (or charcoal, or rocks based on availability) and vegetables used as facial features. How very Frosty-ish. You're half expecting one of them to jump up and exclaim "Happy Birthday!" Okay not really, but you get the point. They're normal looking snowmen for a general population not accustomed to building such creatures.

Like this one.

And this one.

This one.

Yes, even this one.

Now to our pristine yard. Remember it? I stepped gingerly around and took pictures of it for my own personal imaginary postcard, then went to take a short nap. I'm sick and must get plenty of healing rest. When I awoke I noticed the snowman haven our yard has become. All four boys (yes, even the tall 40-something one) took part in recreating the suburbia ranch neighborhood version of Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons. Bill Watterson is considered a genius in our home, and his books are part of our Classic Literature collection.

So enjoy our lifelike recreation of his work as it transformed my lovely winterscape.

Still Photos of the Great Chill

2008-12-11T20:52:00.016-06:00

Here are some sights from around the ol' homestead.

The front of the house looks so pristine and, well, inviting. I just want to run though the snow making tracks and messing up the beauty of it. Actually, I don't. The kids wanted to. I made them play in the backyard until I had enough pictures to satisfy my OCD-ness.

Here's a side view from the street. I'm not usually a fan of River Birch trees, but this look may change my mind. Now that I've given it some thought I still don't like them much. But I guess it's okay to like them a small fraction of the time...maybe one three hundred sixty fifth of the year. Snow years only.

This is the view from the end of the driveway. The barbed wire fence is so pretty covered in snow. I think it would be absolutely gorgeous if it were a wooden rail fence. Maybe I'll build one for the next snowfall. Oh wait...it's not our fence. The property owner behind us put it up. Probably to protect his property from our boys and dog. He may not like it if I took it down and built a different one. Too bad because I really did want to build a fence and would have started first thing tomorrow morning. Yep.

So this is the beauty that is our snow day. I'll post some more pictures soon. I have many, many, many to sort through. Unfortunately its become apparent that my old computer doesn't like my new camera. The complaining, fussing, griping and moaning it does over the size of the files is getting on my nerves fast. Of course the Babiest forcing size D batteries in the DVD drive doesn't make it want to strive to please me either. I'll work as fast as it will let me to put more pics up!

My Resurrection Post--AKA The Great Snowball War of 2008

2008-12-11T19:21:00.005-06:00

Okay, weather like we have been seeing today in South Louisiana is just not normal. If there's ever been a reason to revisit my long forgotten blog this is it. So here we go.

By the way, I know you're on the edge of your seat wondering where I've been hiding out. I'm not going to bore you with how busy I've been (at least in this post) but will explain everything later. I know you're hoping it's much later!

Anyway, to the subject at hand. The Great Snowball War of 2008, which never actually took place. The Bigs were so busy and worked so hard to create fortresses to protect themselves from the impending war that they never actually got the chance to have the war. Just a few stray shots here and there during construction.

They quickly got too wet and cold to stay outside. We're just not equipped for this type of precipitation. A trip inside, a break with a snack and a change of clothes and they were off again. I'll make another post for those still shots. In the meantime enjoy the video and ignore the gravelly voice. I'm trying my best to get over this nasty cold but my body has other ideas.

All Better Now!

2008-04-12T12:48:00.004-05:00

The whining has ceased, at least for now. It's amazing how a nice steaming cuppa and clean clothes can change your entire outlook.

Have a great weekend!!!

Who Is Watching the Baby?

2008-04-11T23:39:00.010-05:00

Never, ever assume the other parent is watching the baby. That should probably be enough to give most parents whiplash nodding in agreement, but I'll elaborate for the sake of clarity.

We love holidays. Especially Easter for its special meaning to our spirits, its significance in our lives, and its fun traditions. We really enjoy when it is time to dye the eggs.

See the lonely looking eggs sitting in the carton patiently waiting for their debutante party? They look like little no brand name generics in their white packages. All they need is the word EGG stamped in bold black letters. Or maybe not.

See the color tablets just sizzling in the cups? I love the smell of vinegar for this very reason. It reminds me of coloring eggs, and wine left in the fridge too long. But that's another post for another time.

See the look of patience on his face? See the look of leftovers on his face? Poor kid deserves a mommy who takes more pride in his appearance on the web.

Blastoff into colored egg land! By the way, the eggs are not a product of Chicken Elmo spotted in the background.

And they're just right! Perfect tones...hues...the density of the color is spot on. The texture of the colored shell and how it reflects the light is quite remarkable. Yep, that must be what J was thinking as he wrote on one egg the sweet sentiment N drools, J rules.

"I don't remember doing this last year. Do we get to drink the juice and eat the eggies?"

Here are the final results. Aren't they gorgeous? I'm sure you're wondering about the missing three. Don't ask. It's really a sad tale.

So where does the mishap with baby-watching come in? The night following Easter I was working on the computer, D was watching television in the back of the house (March Madness, baby!), and the Bigs were in bed. Babiest doesn't seem to realize there are times when small ones must sleep so he was playing throughout the house. As parents sometimes do, I thought D had him, he thought I had him, and Babiest was enjoying the freedom. He dragged his step stool up to the bucket of eggs, somewhat broken from the multiple hiding/finding games, and began stirring with a rather large wooden spoon.

The result was a disgusting concoction of colorful broken eggs smushed together for effect. We laughed when he was discovered, praised him for his "beautiful egg salad masterpiece," and refrigerated the evidence to show the Bigs the following morning.

Evenings when we are both preoccupied, we now are heard calling out frequently, "Who has the baby?...What is he into now?...What. Was. That. Crash?"

You Can Bring the Cheese...

2008-04-07T22:10:00.007-05:00

...And I'll supply the whine. We'll have a nice little pity party, okay? What's wrong, you ask? How nice of you. I suppose if you're not the least little bit curious you could click the little X in the corner of your browser right about now.

Well, here's the problem. I ran out of coffee. It's a drastic thing, one that I really didn't plan on. It just happened, and I'm really suffering. I thought I had an extra unopened bag in the camper but, alas, no. Only a few boxes of cereal and a can of Pringles. No precious coffee. I tried to go buy a couple of bags today but got extremely insulted at the grocery and stomped out leaving my groceries on the conveyor belt. It's the principal of the thing, the thing being deceptive advertising, and I'm all about principals. Except when I need coffee. I almost went back and through another register, but I didn't have an extra hat in my possession to make a disguise.

I've also been fighting a headache for a couple of days. This afternoon I finally realized the correlation between the two. Insight, but still no coffee. I did manage to raid every last little bit of chocolate Easter candy I could find and polished off about a fourth of a bag of chocolate chips (it was all I had left). Still no relief. I'm going to a different grocery tomorrow.

My washing machine died. It lived such a short life and was such a pain in my side for its entire existence. I miss it only because I have laundry piling up. And I'm so not a laundromat kinda gal. I did go to one on Sunday afternoon, along with the rest of the population of washer-less people. They are an interesting and eclectic bunch. I don't think I fit in with them though. I spent the first five minutes of my laundromat visit wiping the inside of the machines down with my Lysol wipes. I have issues with germs, especially those belonging to other people that may soon be swishing through my underwear. I get hives just thinking about it.

I went washing machine shopping today. I've been looking forward to this day for the last three years I've had that pathetic excuse of a washing machine taking up space in my laundry room. I've narrowed it down to two or three models. After I had my heart set on a nice new space age looking machine sitting in my nicely decorated laundry room, I had the unfortunate insight to realize that my laundry room is backwards. The washer connections and dryer vents are on the wrong side of the wall for the machines I want and the doors do not reverse. I'm thinking I'll just buy longer cords, hoses, and vents, switch sides, and call it good. Or I could remove the overhead cabinets, stack the new units, and fill up the extra space with something fun like a new vacuum cleaner. I hope it all works out one way or another soon because I really don't want to go back to that laundromat. And D doesn't want to remove a wall of cabinets.

On a positive note, we've done some furniture rearranging and I now have a schoolroom. I no longer have a formal dining room, but it was merely used for stacking miscellaneous stuff I didn't know where else to store, so that's okay. We're enjoying it a lot and it's coming together nicely. I'll post pictures of it soon. As soon as it's organized. Okay, maybe you'll never see pictures, but you can see it when you come visit. Just don't tell anyone how unorganized it is, okay?

Unfortunately the schoolroom is not making school easier at the moment. I'm so tired of negotiations and complaints. Every statement is preceded with "Do we have to..." Dear sons, you have to. Trust me, you have to.

"So where is this whine headed?" you're wondering. Me too; I've been at it so long I lost my train of thought. Oh, I know. I remember now. The burning question is what does a caffeine withdrawing, washing machine deprived, headache-y mom do when feeling especially snarky? She turns it around and has fun with it, of course. There's no sense in living if you can't have fun with the bumpy parts too. So as an introduction to our new schoolroom, I created a sign welcoming new students and their visitors.

Provides much needed insight into the school and its pupils, don't you think?

Of course I'm just kidding with all of the whining. I've got my tongue planted firmly in my cheek and I'm very blessed with my life, bumps and all! Enjoy your day and have a little fun too!

The Great Play Dough Adventure

2008-04-03T09:50:00.005-05:00

Most parents take certain things for granted. For M, though, the idea of pulling out a couple of cans of play dough for his entertainment wasn't possible because... Store bought play dough is made of flour. The flour is made of wheat. Wheat contains gluten. Gluten is a no-no.

Kids eat play dough. Have you ever met one who hasn't? For that matter, I'm sure if you reached back into the recesses of your mind you can remember the distinctly salty taste of play dough yourself. I'm right, I know it.

To build childhood memories as normal as possible for the three of them, I pulled out some rice flour, salt, and food coloring and made them some play dough. Of course M ate so much I thought he would get sick from it. But when the Bigs pulled out their play dough toys it all became apparent what the stuff was for. It was for playing and snacking.

Fun memories!