tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77978171611543597592008-07-05T12:03:17.158+10:00cinziaCinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12961146867003649815noreply@blogger.comBlogger85125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-27087158047216436632008-06-22T13:33:00.002+10:002008-06-22T13:48:07.286+10:00Raconteur<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SF3IUfndDNI/AAAAAAAAANo/utePDY7T58g/s1600-h/DSCN1903.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SF3IUfndDNI/AAAAAAAAANo/utePDY7T58g/s320/DSCN1903.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214544197974822098" /></a>Another of my mini hexagons.  I haven't been doing many of these lately although I have cut many more.  <div>Will get back into it in a few weeks ... perhaps after I clean my sewing room ... and finish painting the laundry... which I am avoiding right now  .. I have another half an hour before I need to start on the second coat .... not my favourite way to spend a Sunday .. but at least once it is finished I am free for another eight years.</div><div>I can't remember what I named this block but will update the info when I check back</div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-67042811168986027022008-06-22T13:17:00.003+10:002008-06-22T13:32:41.566+10:00Cucumber Sandwiches<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SF3F3chd6RI/AAAAAAAAANg/IlBgMej5HvE/s1600-h/DSCN1897.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SF3F3chd6RI/AAAAAAAAANg/IlBgMej5HvE/s320/DSCN1897.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214541499904944402" /></a><br />Strange name for a quilt I know but whenI was a child I had always considered it strange that people would meet for afternoon tea and have cucumber sandwiches... that this was what the 'better' people did.  Strange what young children think?<div>Anyway this is a block from my new stitchery quilt.  The designs come from my quilt 'Raconteur' which I am still in the process of making ... and probably will be for a year or two as it is now up to 436 different blocks.... oh for some forward planning rather than my  usual whimsical this seems like a good idea planning.</div><div>Anyway I think there will be either eight  different blocks in 'Cucumber Sandwiches' ... although I have already drawn up seven of these I have also started doing another different set on osnaburg so I don't know when anything will be finished... oh for an attention span longer than two weeks.</div><div>I did a mental count of WIPs and can count more than twenty at present.  I hate to think how many I actually have since this was only counting what I can remember without bothering to look for them.</div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-29418059783205667562008-06-18T13:13:00.002+10:002008-06-18T13:22:04.198+10:00Where have I been?Wow it is weeks since I have written here.  What have I been doing?  Well a lot of nothing ... I have a clean house including having washed the blinds and have cleaned out SOME of Richard's bomb site.  <div><br /></div><div>I have been sewing lots but finished nothing.  I have so many projects on the go and so desperately want to finish them but just haven't got there yet.  <div><br /><div>I have started doing hexagon stitcheries.  Saw a really interesting one by Nikki Tervo but figured that I could design my own based on the Raconteur quilt.  As I already have over 400 designs figured I would use some of them.  </div><div><br /></div><div>Did a couple on muslin with soft pastel type colours and they looked really cute until I saw a stitchery done on osnaburg.  Previously I hadn't been too keen on it but this time it seemed to have a bit of class to it and of course the green eyes of jealousy wanted some of that too.</div><div><br /></div><div>So I have designed some more and am doing those on the osnaburg using hopefully autumn colours.  I am going to draw them all up and then take them with me on our holiday to Europe as I figure I can get a long term project in for very little weight or room.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tomorrow I will upload some photos of my projects ... quite a variety there.</div><div><br /></div></div></div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-88828961256265141392008-05-22T22:14:00.003+10:002008-05-22T22:20:00.538+10:00TAST<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SDVk5PJDGBI/AAAAAAAAANQ/DANlyqyvKq0/s1600-h/flywater.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SDVk5PJDGBI/AAAAAAAAANQ/DANlyqyvKq0/s320/flywater.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203175878976280594" /></a><br />Well over at <a href="http://stitchinfingers.ning.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Stitchin Fingers</span></a> I have just started a group to hopefully work through Sharon's <a href="http://stitchinfingers.ning.com/group/TAST"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Take a Stitch on Tuesday</span></a> challenge from last year.  Great challenge for the beginning embroiderer as she introduced a new stitch each week and provided step by step directions.  Stitchin Fingers is a new group for anyone interested in textile activites.  There are groups for cards, beading, crazy piecing, felting and lots more.  Go and check it out.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-202747960574139662008-05-21T23:19:00.002+10:002008-05-22T13:27:19.153+10:00Crazy Quilt BlocksSharon  has created some wonderful <a href="http://inaminuteago.com/cq-samplerquilt/quiltindex.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">crazy quilting blocks</span></a> which are a great source of what to do when you have no idea.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-56742393579479824442008-05-16T06:58:00.010+10:002008-05-16T20:55:13.482+10:00Sylvia's Bridal Sampler<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCzHyxtd84I/AAAAAAAAAM8/t-pyBvqZNd4/s1600-h/silviabest.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCzHyxtd84I/AAAAAAAAAM8/t-pyBvqZNd4/s200/silviabest.jpg" width="180" height="270" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200751344857510786" /></a><a href="http://www.sylviasbridalsampler.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Sylvia's Bridal Sampler</span></a> is a collection of 140 six inch public domain blocks which have been put together into a quilt by Jenny Chiaverini.                   The quilt is based on an Elm Creek novel which she wrote about a group of women who make the quilt for a woman who is soon to be married.      There is a link to FAQ as well as a block of the week group and a gallery of many completed quilts and WIPs.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-85225419657867631852008-05-15T21:52:00.004+10:002008-05-16T20:56:09.457+10:00Nifty Nine Patch<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwkyBtd82I/AAAAAAAAAMs/WfT2owKjeP4/s1600-h/nine+patch.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwkyBtd82I/AAAAAAAAAMs/WfT2owKjeP4/s200/nine+patch.jpg" width="220" height="220" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200572111577281378" /></a><br />Rachel Greco has made this amazing quilt and worked out a quick and easy way to construct<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </span><a href="http://www.thequiltercommunity.com/Wc1a8b2aaedf3b.htm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">nine patch blocks</span></a> .. better than the old one where you simply sewed long strips together and then cross cut. There are step by step instructions as well as a printable page.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-65511348838164361782008-05-15T21:32:00.003+10:002008-05-15T21:35:51.622+10:00Stitching Fingers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwgDhtd8zI/AAAAAAAAAMU/0lIZr99xJ6c/s1600-h/sharonb.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwgDhtd8zI/AAAAAAAAAMU/0lIZr99xJ6c/s200/sharonb.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200566914666853170" /></a><br /><a href="http://stitchinfingers.ning.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Stitching Fingers</span></a> is a forum for embroiderers created by Sharon B. It has only been created quite recently and so is still establishing itself. Seems a friendly group so far.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-42022411256369052722008-05-14T15:13:00.006+10:002008-05-14T19:13:46.592+10:00Pretty Impressive Stuff<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCp2lxtd8xI/AAAAAAAAAME/Zo6FEsaLyq0/s1600-h/wdr1.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCp2lxtd8xI/AAAAAAAAAME/Zo6FEsaLyq0/s200/wdr1.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200099111123940114" /></a><br />Rissa has collated an impressive array of embroidery stitches  and information plus patterns and everything you might want related to embroidery.  <div> Her site<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </span><a href="http://www.prettyimpressivestuff.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Pretty Impressive Things</span></a> has links to punch needle, shadow work, silk ribbon, crazy quilting, redwork, tassels, needle arts, needle felting and lots more things <br /><div>Fantastic site worth checking out more than once.<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div></div></div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-58948424613260306892008-05-14T14:56:00.010+10:002008-05-16T20:56:56.243+10:00Homeberries<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwg2Btd81I/AAAAAAAAAMk/tBuFOr7SAYE/s1600-h/homeberries.gif"><img style="float:right; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwg2Btd81I/AAAAAAAAAMk/tBuFOr7SAYE/s200/homeberries.gif" height="200" width="200" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200567782250246994" /></a><div>Jennie Baer of <span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><a href="http://www.homeberries.com/index.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Homeberries</span></a></span> the author of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Modern Primitive Embroidery</span> has created a range of simple stitcheries to fit every season. </div><div><br /></div><div>There are also links to videos showing how to form many embroidery stitches.</div>This pattern is available on her site for only $3.50 and all proceeds go to charity.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-81264572905876623152008-05-13T21:10:00.005+10:002008-05-14T19:20:05.321+10:00Diane Gaudynski<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCoH5Btd8wI/AAAAAAAAAL8/qN0LGakgKb8/s1600-h/umbria.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCoH5Btd8wI/AAAAAAAAAL8/qN0LGakgKb8/s320/umbria.jpg" width="200" height="200" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199977396045738754" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.dianegaudynski.net/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Diane Gaudynski</span></a> has won many awards for her fantastic quilts.<div> On her site are many hints particularly for machine quilting. Don't you just love this quilt?</div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-66065643402596112392008-05-12T18:46:00.004+10:002008-05-15T21:37:23.643+10:00Take a Stitch Tuesday<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwgUBtd80I/AAAAAAAAAMc/eox2ShaeUkI/s1600-h/sharonb.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCwgUBtd80I/AAAAAAAAAMc/eox2ShaeUkI/s200/sharonb.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200567198134694722" /></a><br /><a href="http://sharonb.wordpress.com/take-a-stitch-tuesday-challenge/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">TAST</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></span> is a great site.  This was a weekly challenge organised by Sharon B last year.  Each week she uploaded a new stitch with instructions and samples. Lots of photos and a wonderful way to learn new embroidery stitches.<div>The whole blog is still accessible if you want to work through it.</div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-15045176308457616962008-05-12T18:40:00.006+10:002008-05-14T06:02:48.464+10:00Capricorn quilts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCnzfhtd8vI/AAAAAAAAAL0/BbPOKrokerA/s1600-h/01+Quilters+Blessings+Bild+Blog+Titel.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCnzfhtd8vI/AAAAAAAAAL0/BbPOKrokerA/s320/01+Quilters+Blessings+Bild+Blog+Titel.jpg" width= "250" height = "250" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199954967726519026" /></a><br />Bea uploads a new BOM every month.  It is free for one month only.  The present series "<a href="http://capricornquilts.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Quilters Blessings</span></a>" is about things that quilters would love ... like never ending spools, or days longer than 24 hours.  Each stitchery is 4 3/4in and with a border comes up to 6in.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-67468005164361592812008-05-12T18:29:00.004+10:002008-05-12T21:24:51.576+10:00Noah's Ark<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCgopBtd8uI/AAAAAAAAALs/tSmFnNtNyno/s1600-h/6a00d83455610269e200e550a77b718834.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCgopBtd8uI/AAAAAAAAALs/tSmFnNtNyno/s320/6a00d83455610269e200e550a77b718834.jpg" width = "200" height="200" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199450455098127074" /></a><br /><a href="http://lynetteandersondesigns.typepad.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Lynette Anderson</span></a> has designed lots of great stitcheries.<br /><br />She is the creator of the books An Angel's Wish and Friends for Christmas which have some naive style stitcheries and quilt patterns.<br /><br />Scroll down the left hand side and you will find a gorgeous free BOM - Noah's Ark.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-62830208398104782732008-05-11T12:02:00.005+10:002008-05-11T19:32:00.672+10:00Needle 'N ThreadFor a blog that has resources galore related to embroidery you can't miss Mary Corbett's <a href="http://www.needlenthread.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Needle 'N Thread </span></a><br />From this site you are able to link to an online video of many stitches, a huge number of online embroidery books, discussions of relevant tools and accessories, review of books, some free designs and a whole lot more as well as more links.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-62751703229638256722008-05-11T07:08:00.007+10:002008-05-12T06:42:41.797+10:00Sarah Smith<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCdZFBtd8tI/AAAAAAAAALk/XkgEgC9HAHU/s1600-h/TreeBranchMoon450.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCdZFBtd8tI/AAAAAAAAALk/XkgEgC9HAHU/s320/TreeBranchMoon450.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199222237715886802" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.sarahannsmith.com/index.php"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Sarah Smith</span></a> teaches postcards and machine quilting.<div>The variety of quilts is quite extensive and well worth looking at for ideas.</div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-27136462991214339462008-05-10T20:54:00.013+10:002008-05-12T06:41:42.092+10:00Quilt News<img style="float:left; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCWCOKNDkCI/AAAAAAAAALU/9Ylqq1xoVTY/s320/quilting3D_height.png" height="200" width="250" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198704524637999138" /><br /> <a href="http://quiltnews.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Quilt News</span></a>is a blog for quilt designers who wish to advertise their recent releases. There is a short paragraph or two about their latest projects and then a link that takes you directly to the new blog.<br />Marguerita who owns the blog has also put together a large number of interesting and/or useful links for both the avid quilter but more importantly for designers.<br />There is also a list of distributors and wholesalers as well as fabric companies.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-51039101714740873152008-05-08T21:45:00.000+10:002008-05-14T21:22:15.139+10:00Positive Moments<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R_tbf5k4BvI/AAAAAAAAAJU/TAn916SeTgg/s1600-h/joy_moments.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R_tbf5k4BvI/AAAAAAAAAJU/TAn916SeTgg/s200/joy_moments.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186839999436818162" /></a><div>What a coincidence. Paul has been reading about ways to alleviate anxiety and one of the methods he has been suggesting I try is to focus on the positive things around us.<br /><br />Well being unable to sleep I decided to do a little surfing and what should appear on a blog I often check out. Interested? Check out <a href="http://creativedabbling.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Erica's</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </span>blog. As she says focus on the positive moments in life. We'll all be the richer for it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Plus she has some pretty interesting quilting ideas that she is trying out if you are into creative things.</div><div><br /></div><div>Today's positives - a girl I work with has been practicing a saying "If I can say it, I can write it.  I can do it".  </div><div>She has difficulty saying words and so is reluctant particularly to say new words in case people think she is silly.  Have you ever tried to spell a new word without saying it .. even if it is only in your head?  Today she tried it and happily spelt most of the words correctly and more importantly confidently. </div>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-28965672130232626832008-05-05T22:29:00.001+10:002008-05-08T13:19:29.540+10:00Mini Monday Madness - Raconteur<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R_YRYJk4BoI/AAAAAAAAAIc/dIHNOxgfaDk/s1600-h/blueberry+pie.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R_YRYJk4BoI/AAAAAAAAAIc/dIHNOxgfaDk/s320/blueberry+pie.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185351127548823170"></a><br /><font style="font-style:italic;">Blueberry Pie</font> don't you just love them. Paul makes the best pastry in the world and there is nothing better than one of his fruit pies especially with homemade filling.cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-5181168443391714462008-04-20T11:18:00.000+10:002008-04-19T23:10:38.497+10:00The lion<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SAnu_sHWsSI/AAAAAAAAAKk/1noOVxcTer8/s1600-h/lion22.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SAnu_sHWsSI/AAAAAAAAAKk/1noOVxcTer8/s200/lion22.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190942823462383906" /></a><br />If you're attacked by a Lion<br />Find fresh underpants to try on<br />Lay on the ground quite still<br />Pretend you are very ill<br />Keep like that day after day<br />Perhaps the lion will go away<br /><br />Spike Milligancinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-66821068009601000102008-04-15T12:10:00.000+10:002008-04-15T17:52:10.023+10:00Have a Nice Day - Spike Milligan'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'<br />'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.<br />'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'<br />'Yes, I know, I heard you before.<br />Be patient dear man who is drowning, <br />You, see I've got a disease.<br />I'm waiting for a Doctor J. Browning.<br />So do be patient please.'<br />'How long, ' said the man who was drowning. 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? '<br />'Not very long, ' said the man with the disease. 'Till then try staying alive.'<br />'Very well, ' said the man who was drowning. 'I'll try and stay afloat.<br />By reciting the poems of Browning<br />And other things he wrote.'<br />'Help, help, ' said the man with the disease, 'I suddenly feel quite ill.'<br />'Keep calm.' said the man who was drowning, ' Breathe deeply and lie quite still.'<br />'Oh dear, ' said the man with the awful disease. 'I think I'm going to die.'<br />'Farewell, ' said the man who was drowning.<br />Said the man with the disease, 'goodbye.'<br />So the man who was drowning, drownded<br />And the man with the disease past away.<br />But apart from that, <br />And a fire in my flat, <br />It's been a very nice day. <br /><br />Spike Milligancinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-25751994691984060832008-04-14T21:48:00.000+10:002008-04-13T20:37:57.692+10:00Interesting TriviaA grasshopper has its hearing organs (ears for you and I) on its kneescinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-11766608813454241662008-04-14T21:25:00.000+10:002008-05-16T10:33:32.118+10:00Free Graph Paper<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCrMwRtd8yI/AAAAAAAAAMM/oCWjk0LHNrQ/s1600-h/isometric.gif"><img style="float:right; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/SCrMwRtd8yI/AAAAAAAAAMM/oCWjk0LHNrQ/s200/isometric.gif" width="100" height="100" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200193849512555298" /></a><br />Want to <a href="http://www.printfreegraphpaper.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">print some graph</span></a> paper all kinds available but I do have difficulty with the darkness at timescinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-70731217519291513952008-04-06T22:22:00.002+10:002008-04-06T10:36:48.173+10:00Sunday SmileYou are driving in a car at a constant speed.<br />On your left side is a 'drop off', the ground is 18-20 inches below<br />the level you are travelling on, and on your right side is a fire<br />engine travelling at the same speed as you.<br />In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your<br />car and you cannot overtake it.<br />Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also<br />travelling at the same speed as you.<br />What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?<br /><br />For the answer click <a href="http://lgfns.blogspot.com/2007/10/what-should-i-do.html">this</a>cinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7797817161154359759.post-53163388567746047282008-04-05T01:50:00.005+11:002008-04-04T22:21:07.945+11:00Scatterday A<table><tbody><tr><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W75k4BiI/AAAAAAAAAHs/3xyY5x3L9iM/s1600-h/embossed_A.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W75k4BiI/AAAAAAAAAHs/3xyY5x3L9iM/s320/embossed_A.jpg" height="350" width="300" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183035070729422370"></a></td> <td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W75k4BjI/AAAAAAAAAH0/F6tE0Oc7Sac/s1600-h/beverages.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W75k4BjI/AAAAAAAAAH0/F6tE0Oc7Sac/s320/beverages.jpg" height="350" width="300" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183035070729422386"></a></td> </tr><tr> <td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W8Jk4BkI/AAAAAAAAAH8/8Azd3GkpEAo/s1600-h/bluemartini.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W8Jk4BkI/AAAAAAAAAH8/8Azd3GkpEAo/s320/bluemartini.jpg" height="350" width="300" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183035075024389698"></a></td><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W8Jk4BlI/AAAAAAAAAIE/a6LsE5XRxxU/s1600-h/absolute+on+ice.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iWL8G_i-BHg/R-3W8Jk4BlI/AAAAAAAAAIE/a6LsE5XRxxU/s320/absolute+on+ice.jpg" height="350" width="300" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183035075024389714"></a></td> </tr></tbody></table><br /><br />A is for ALCOHOL which is readily available in most <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">restaurants</span>.<br /><br />A is also for amazing <font style="font-style:italic;">turquoise coloured</font> APERITIFS such as the <font style="font-style:italic;">glow in the dark</font> ABSINTHE. Test this out for yourself with a pocket-sized black light or ultraviolet light . Simply shine the light on products and look for a glow.<br /><br />Last but by no means least A is for Absolut vodka advertising campaigns which in some countries is quiet in your face and which can definitely leave one feeling very much <font style="font-style:italic;">in the dark</font>.<br /><br /><br />source: http://chemistry.about.com/b/2007/03/05/glow-in-the-dark-drinks.htm<br />http://www.emergencemarketing.com/images/spoof%20absolute.jpgcinziahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118527066536881238noreply@blogger.com