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Top 10 Things You Would Hate to Lose!

2008-11-08T22:58:00.000-08:00

10. Your Driver's License.

9. Your job.

8. Beer & Tacos.

7. Cable TV.

6. Your wallet and/or purse.

5. Central Air.

4. Ten pounds! (just kidding).

3. Your Car.

2. A needle in a haystack.

1.Your marbles!

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Top 10 Reasons to be a Computer Science Major

2008-10-11T00:10:00.000-07:00

10. It's totally appropriate to carry any number of electronic, battery-operated gadgets in leather cases on your belt.

9. You get to run the LAN party.

8. You know the difference between a hacker and a cracker. That's a great tidbit for a cocktail party conversation.

7. You get to go to parties with other geeks with free food and soda. Okay, they're called programming contests, but that still counts, right?

6. In dating, getting a "no" from a potential date is not necessarily the end, due to conditional statements several elseifs may follow.

5. Free as in beer. Free as in beer.

4. If you're a female in a Comp Sci class, you have a statistically significant possibility of finding one of your classmates attractive, considering almost all the rest are male.

3. In the situation above, your chance of that particular guy liking you back is very high, because you may be the only female.

2. People think Computer Science Majors are really smart, can solve problems, and like caffeine. At least one is correct for any given student.

1. After forking, you can freely kill your child (processes) at will.

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Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

2008-09-28T06:55:00.000-07:00

10. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

9. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

8. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

7. Beer has never caused a major war.

6. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.

5. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

4. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

3. You don't have to wait more than 2000+ years for a second Beer.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A Vegetarian

2008-08-12T04:56:00.000-07:00

Re: Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Meat-Eater.

1. If you can't commit to meat, how can I expect you to go to the butcher's for me every week?

2. You are what you eat, and oh BOY do I love pizza.

3. I like people who maim and abuse animals. And you just can't be an animal-hating meat-eater with all those garden burgers, tofu, and global warming solutions caused by the vegetarian industry around the world.

4. I don't want to be on vacation and have to deal with you constantly ordering some kind of salad or a veggie burger. That would ruin my vacation.

5. It doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside, if you don't help me finish this bucket of KFC I'm going to kick your ass.

6. Vegetarians live longer lives than a meat-eater. I don't want to have to worry about you outliving me.

7. I like kissing a lot and there's no bigger turn off than broccoli burp and spinach in the teeth. That's just gross.

8. Meat is sexy. Vegetables are not.

9. The entropy of an isolated system not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium. Know what I mean?

10. I don't want a potato ass. I want a big heaping helping of burger buns.

This is the top 10 reasons I will NOT date a vegetarian.

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Top Ten Reasons Not To Date A Meat Eater

2008-08-11T08:19:00.000-07:00

Re: Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A Vegetarian.

1. If you can't commit to eating healthier, how can I expect you to commit to me?

2. You are what you eat, and I love fruits.

3. I like environmentalists. And you just can't be a meat-eating environmentalist with all the pollution, wasted resources, and global warming problems caused by the livestock industry around the world.

4. I don't want to be on vacation with you, and have to deal with you wanting to try frog legs or even rabbit.

5. It doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside, if you eat KFC your rotting in the inside.

6. Vegetarians live healthier, longer lives. I don't want to date someone who might die of a heart attack while we're... you know.

7. I love kissing passionately, and theres nothing more of a turn off then burping up dead carcass.

8. Compassion is sexy. Ignorance is not.

9. The fat and cholesterol in meat clog the blood flow to ALL your major organs, know what I mean?

10. I don't want a lard ass, I want an apple bottom.

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Top 5 Reasons I Hate Hannah Montana

2008-07-21T02:53:00.000-07:00

by Kyra

There facts. And these aren't she can't sing or she can't dance there not my thoughts.

1. Shes so self-centered.

2. She wears things that aren't for 15 year olds.

3. She wears wayyyyyy to much make up.

4. Takes naughty pictures of herself.

5. The rest of these i have no comment just not, whats the word im looking for? Right? Role modelish? A real word? I dont know.

Music: I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace from the album Three Days Grace.

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by Kyra

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Top 10 Reasons to Love Johnny Depp

2008-07-12T12:36:00.000-07:00

These are reasons why you need to love Johnny Depp.

*****

Reason 10. He's not afraid to cry.

Reason 9. He looks hot on magazines.

Reason 8. Johnny Depp has hot tattoos.

Reason 7. He has a nice body.

Reason 6. He's cute when he's thinking.

Reason 5. Looks cute when he's eating diritos.

Reason 4. He can sing.

Reason 3. Looks hot as a pirate.

Reason 2. He is a good dad.

And reason 1 is...... He is freakin sexy!!!

*****

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Top 5 Reasons Not To Date a Stoner

2008-07-03T05:23:00.000-07:00

This isn't to offend any one. It's just from what i learned from dating my past boyfriend. So I thought I would pass on my knowledge.

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Top 10 Reasons To Date Your Right Hand

2008-06-15T06:36:00.000-07:00

10. Always puts out.

9. Doesn't care what movie you see, and means it.

8. No jealousy issues from the Left.

7. Goes everywhere with you.

6. Knows your dick as well as you do.

5. Has no lotion preference.

4. Has no qualms with "The stranger".

3. Doesn't require contraceptives.

2. Won't cheat on you with your best friend.

And the number 1 reason...

1. It knows that your birthday is your anniversary, and won't get mad if you got too drunk to remember.

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Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dirt Biker

2008-04-20T05:22:00.000-07:00

1. Skill is definite.

2. They like to go fast.

3. They like to get dirty.

4. They can take a pounding.

5. They are good with their hands.

6. Dirt bike riders' timing is perfect.

7. Protection doesn't slow them down.

8. They are ready to go after a quick fuel up.

9. Once they fall down they get right back up.

10. They can go for long periods without taking a break.

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Top 10 Reasons To Date a Pope

2008-03-30T04:52:00.000-07:00

1. Travel the world, see the sights in an armoured fish tank.

2. Can grant absolution during sin - a great time saver.

3. Eats free at any Italian restaurant in the world.

4. He can hook you up with a .va email address.

5. Even the mafia doesn't mess with this guy.

6. Can get your prayers answered same-day.

7. Will never be unemployed.

8. Owns a city-nation.

9. The Holy Cannoli.

10. He's famous.

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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Fat Girl

2008-02-08T23:28:00.000-08:00

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I'm tired of seeing really ugly thin women with nice looking guys. What about us cute fat girls? Wouldn't you rather be with a pretty girl? You can work on the fat, but you can't work with ugly...

10 reasons why you should date a fat girl:

1. If you take the fat away from the fat girl, she'll be fucking smoking;you take the skinny from the skinny chick...she'll still look like an ugly ass horse.

2. You might not be able to pick her up, but she can PICK you up.

3. No more blankets.

4. Larger mouth capacity.

5. She'll let you eat beef--she'll probably eat most of it.

6. This is cliche, but "more cushion for the pushin".

7. She's probably an emotional wreck, so if you show her the least bit attention, she'll be at your beck and call.

8. Bear hugs.

9. Let me repeat, larger mouth capacity.

10. Economy size. More is Better. Bigger is better.

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Top 10 Reasons to Become a Martial Artist

2007-12-08T07:18:00.000-08:00

via Martial Arts Humor

10. Broken masonry makes great drainage for potted plants.

9. Get beaten up by people half your size and twice your age.

8. Never run out of kindling wood again.

7. No need to wonder what belt to wear.

6. Get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.

5. These uniforms make nice pajamas.

4. Never need to wonder why it's hard to get up in the morning.

3. Get to appreciate the finer points of Chuck Norris' acting.

2. Learn to count to 10 in 3 different Asian languages.

And number one reason for studying martial arts:

1. (Tie) Get to star in Ginsu commercials. / Three words: free nose job.

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Top 10 Reasons To Be A Kindergarten Teacher

2007-11-17T23:36:00.000-08:00

1. Milk and cookies.

2. Developmentally appropriate job.

3. Never a need for conflict resolution.

4. Attention spans measures in seconds.

5. Rest time!

6. Active learners do not need to be reminded to be active!

7. Get to sing your favorite songs over and over and over again.

8. Constant reminder that the world revolves around a 5 year old.

9. Zookeeper jobs are all filled.

10. You alone make little ones count.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Australian

2007-11-17T06:32:00.000-08:00

1. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40.000 years because you think it belongs to you.

2. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted.

3. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.

4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.

5. Tact and sensitivity.

6. Bondai Beach.

7. Other beaches.

8. Drinking cold lager on the beach.

9. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.

10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian

2007-11-15T08:35:00.000-08:00

1. It beats being an American.

2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.

5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.

8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.

10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish

2007-11-14T04:23:00.000-08:00

1. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.

2. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.

3. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.

4. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.

5. Honesty.

6. Gibraltar.

7. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.

8. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

9. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.

10. You get to eat bull's testicles.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Norwegian

2007-11-12T07:35:00.000-08:00

1. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.

2. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour ozone-hole radiation the other half.

3. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.

4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.

5. You have to be a woman to get anywhere.

6. You can go skiing in your knickers.

7. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.

8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its fairly spacious.

9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you.

10. You can actually get bored with blondes.

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Top 10 Reasons To Love Someone

2007-11-07T07:38:00.000-08:00

10. Because LOVE can be wonderful.

9. Because of the way they feel about you, their personality, the way they care for you.

8. Because they know your bad qualities and you know theirs, and you like each other anyway.

7. Because they are strong in areas where you are weak, and the two of you can handle anything life throws at you.

6. Because you can say something totally boneheaded and they don't laugh at you, or if they do, you don't feel bad because they did since you're laughing too.

5. When you are in love the sex is always better!

4. Knowing that person would never intentionally hurt you and no matter what happens in your life that person will love you unconditionally.

3. They are there when you are sad, mad, happy, angry. They keep you company, make you feel safe, secure, make you feel like you are a princess/prince.

2. The way they make you feel, absolute love, happiness and respect are great reasons to love someone or to feel that way yourself.

And The Number One Reason To Love Someone:

There are no reasons to love someone! Love comes naturaly. Love is not a choice but a sudden and an unforeseen feeling. When you love someone you don't expect anything in return. Moreover, it's you, who want to completely devote yourself to the beloved person.

P.S. You don't need a reasons to love someone, but you need reasons NOT to love someone. Ask any divorced person.

Top 10 Reasons For Being Greek

2007-10-29T05:53:00.000-07:00

1. The police are even more corrupt than the criminals they are supposed to be chasing.

2. You get to shout about your culture although the only real culture most Greeks have is what is growing between their toes.

3. You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the thumb and forefinger and trumpeting forth without everyone around retching their stomach contents up at the sight.

4. Old women can sport moustaches.

5. Young women can sport moustaches.

6. You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest of the world sees it as an instrument of torture.

7. Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get put in a zoo.

8. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still wants to let everyone else around the world know about it.

9. Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos.

10. Ridiculous bureaucracy.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish

2007-10-26T06:12:00.000-07:00

1. Stew.

2. Guinness.

3. More Guinness.

4. Pubs never close.

5. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.

6. No one can ever remember the night before.

7. Kill people you don't agree with.

8. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.

9. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.

10. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Italian

2007-10-24T04:26:00.000-07:00

1. Unembarrassed to wear fur.

2. No need to worry about tax returns.

3. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.

4. Country run by Sicilian murderers.

5. Glorious military history prior to about 400 A.D.

6. Political stability.

7. Flexible working hours.

8. Live near the Pope.

9. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.

10. Can wear sunglasses inside.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Indian

2007-10-22T04:32:00.000-07:00

1. Chicken Madras & Cobra Lager.

2. Chicken Tikka Masala & Cobra Lager.

3. Chicken Dopiaza & Cobra Lager.

4. Meat Boona & Cobra Lager.

5. Onion Bhaji & Cobra Lager.

6. Lamb Passanda & Cobra Lager.

7. Popadoms & Cobra Lager.

8. Bombay Potato & Cobra Lager.

9. Rogan Josh & Kingfisher Lager.

10. Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking & Cobra Lager of course.

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Top 10 Reasons For Being Welsh

2007-10-22T04:27:00.000-07:00

1. You've got to be kidding, right!?

2. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you!?

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Top 10 Reasons For Being French

2007-10-18T05:01:00.000-07:00

1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.

2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time.

3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.

4. If there's a war you can surrender really early.

5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.

6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.

7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.

8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.

9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the streets.

10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

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