L for Love! :)

2009-11-08T00:09:00.002+08:00

~~WISH ME WISH ME!~~

I love you mommy and daddy! I'm grateful for what you both did *cough* 15 years ago.

Attention Scientists of The World!

2009-11-06T18:38:00.015+08:00

*edit* HAHAHA STUPID. I JUST WROTE "ATTENTIONS SCIENTIST OF THE WORLD!" AS MY TITLE JUST NOW.

Hey hey you youuuuu! *points at 'you' with enthusiasm wth*

You know my post below is about the carbon dioxide whatevers right uhuh uhuh.
(baager we weren't in the newspaper -_______________-)

So as usual, I had one of those conversations that I usually have with my Uncle Syidi (HE UPDATED!) when there's an awkward silence in the car. Those conversations, equals to bullshiting.

Since I always have nothing to do especially now that PMR is over (haha pmr wth easy peasy lemon squeezy wth. science confirm A lah .......tranquilizer gun), I laze around at home. Watch ~~Naruto~~ TV. Use the computer. Go on MSN. Have stoopid group conversations haha. Listen to Tanusha's grandmother story (oh that reminds me, posting up Tanusha's bedtime story soon! :D:D). And omg?!, MAPLE. hoho

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YES MAPLE WTH.

~~eh in cash shop now they're selling Naruto & Sakura's costume WTHH!! I WANTIWANTIWANT~~ what's Naruto?

Tanusha is damn funny. She died like around 12 times in 2 days. EHEHE sorry tuna <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Okay now back to that conversation that I had with my uncle.

Uncle @ Taman Negara with Daddy (taking picture) ~~aaaaages ago!~~! My daddeh and uncle always travel around together gether! awh :) they used to travel around the world *exaggerate* together! because they are adventurous and loving bffs (lmao) like that.
omg until now my uncle still pose liddis.

legs spread wide open, T shirt tucked into his jeans, smiles the same, still is a nature enthusiast, but nowww, both his hands are stuck to his waist -_________-

We were having a talk about global warming and such, and DINGDINGDING!, Chai Yee Vonne had just thought of a gazillion dollar worth idea! 8D

If I were a scientist (which I would one day be...one day),

I would somehow plant (?) chlorophylls onto each and every human species living!
*GASPS* whoa, what did you say?

Yeah you heard me right - err, read me right! Walking chlorophyDE people!

ISN'T THAT THE COOLEST SHIT EVER!? Admit itttttt, you think it's pretty cool yourself! yee vonne you genius.

But omg of course not until covering our entire body lah -________- if not we'll look like Homer.

......baager. the website don't let me put the picture here zz. just google green homer and you can see this green homer punching.

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE BLOODY GREEN. huhuhu. 8D

And no people, no.

We wouldn't look weird....if everybody else were green as well!

You see. You think you will look weird, that is because you are not used to it yet! Like now, we are naturally born err ______ *fill in yr colour wth* so of course it's weird if we're green right wth.

If we had chlorophyll hoho :

We can make our own food! (also mengurang the chances of obese people ;______;)
We can breathe out oxygen! Hence, NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING. maybe then we'll have to undergo ice age again....oh nose.
We can suck up all the carbon dioxides!
We can balance up the oxygen and carbon cycle because we (/our skin) breathes in CO2 during the day and releases O2 whereas we (/our skin -___-) breathes in O2 during night and release CO2! DAMMIT I'M A GENIUS. Hmm, sorry william looks like I took over your nerd-tron title EEHEHEH.

AND PEOPLE, PEOPLE, HEAR ME, HEAR ME.

GREEEEEEN is good for you EYES! :))))))

Damn. Am I smart or am I smart?!

My uncle always tell me, after you have done something good (in this case, thought) it is always healthy to praise yourself! and that is why you can always hear him brag about himself shhh.

Okay lah there are probably many many many reasons why that could possibly fail also lah but that's just what I thinkkkk! ;________________; let a girl dream.

Baager scientists who will read this are gonna think I'm a crazy dumbass. :) (oi shuttup. i heard that. say 'yeah' some more lah *PUNCH*)

And then I ~~think~~thought to myself ~~what a wonderful world (??)~~, since Hulk is green...does that mean he has chlorophyll all over him? So why is he green then?! Talking to you yes you!,~~Stan Lee~~ StandLy uhuhu wtf L FOR LOVE!

Hmmmm.

oh great yee vonne, not another stupid idea! LET'S HEAR IT

I have no idea why, but I just love anything and whatever to do with the impossibles.

I have always wondered,

*Warning : sensitive issue* *sorta*

If Jesus is the son of God, for some of us...then if that is so, can you imagine what about the other planets? Who are their God(s)? *vision of a giant pink blob with 1 eye, being nailed to a cross*

Where's the end of the Universe?

If we think aliens look weird, what will they think of us?

Since we are only using ___% of our brains and not fully 100%, what will happen in future if we finally do? Can we fly? Read minds?

Since bacterias and cells are living microorganisms in our body and can communicate with one another...... maybe the Earth is a cell itself? HAHA WTF.

Cause you knowww.. we are so tiny! and the universe keeps expanding and expanding! and sometimes, a star dies! so maybe it's like a cell just died in our body. and new stars are being constantly being born! and it's just like creating new cells. Dammit I feel so tiny now.

.....okay wth I sound like a total bimbo right now.. (BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T THINK OF IT THAT WAY ANYMORE >:@@@@)

Since humans evolves, will we have tiny feet in future due to our laziness therefore making us invent machines for our own comfort and have a ginormous head and fly around?

I have all kinds of crazy stupid imaginations! Questions in my head just keeps popping out of nowhere. *pop pop wth*

Okay whatever man, one day you all shall succumb to me when I become the next Albert Einstein, hohoho. *evil grin*

Okay fine lah no lah I don't want to be a scientist wth! I think I will create a disaster ending up me being bombed by/for my own 'creation' -______________-

I want to be a dentist! Orthodontist! whatever!
And guess what I'm gonna be naming my clinic. EHEHEHEHHE.

The Tooth Fairy ©

HAHAHAhahahahahhaHAHAHHahHAUHSJKDHAKSJDHAWIJDFHNALJKSDFNLASJKFDHAWKLJDFAS

Wei not funny also.

So if you happen to see such a clinic called The Tooth Fairy *giggles wtf*, DO COME VISIT! ;)

And if any of you ~~babis~~ steal my idea I'm gonna curse you with a voodoo doll *growing devil horns* and make you lose your business MUAHAHAHAHA*coughcough*...or maybe I'll just hire an assassin. yeap that should do.

Oh and one more thought before I end this post.

If dinosaurs didn't extinct , what would they look like now after millionsssss of years of evolution?

My bimbo version of it would look like something like this. hehHEHEh.

Flying.

Of a variety of colours, and yes, including pink.

Able to apply makeup on itself!

Eats colourful flies! Yes people! Those two flying stoopids are pink flies!

What a pretty dinosaur :) I shall name you,

Bar~~ney~~bey (?) the Rainbow Dinosaur.

Yeah SOOOORRRY! *rolls eyes* for boring you out. (Barbey, I choose you! *pokemon*)

Go talk cock with a stranger on http://omegle.com/ ! Thanks Ethan for introing it to our boring sad lives. We need entertainment ;______________;

I went to that website the other day, and I was talking to a 12 year old Korean girl.
We started off talking about Wondergirls (click!)and how she thought they are a childish (she's 12) band cause they're all young (they're 16+) and she thought BIGBANG is gay (sorry bigbang & wondergirls fans)

Then she told me she was doing this because she was doing some English assignment or some nonsense zz.

...and then she started cursing me with all those foul languages including F*ck and such wth SHE IS 12!!, and not only that but she also called me a horny perverted old man, because I told her I was a 50 year old man. :)

Update

2009-10-25T21:21:00.005+08:00

I'm sooo bored right now. And what I do when I'm bored, blog.

Remember the flashmob thingymajiggy? Haha yeah.
Wellllll a hundred and nine random people (!!) showed up! We did our 'dance' at KLCC and Pavilion.

When we gathered at Asia Jaya LRT station to practice the 'dance', I saw this this this random white guy, like literally, who is actually chinese with my banner hanging on his neck.
I was pissed.

HAHAHA. Okay lah I was actually just over exaggerating cause you know I like to. Cause it was my hard pretty pretty workkkk!! :@ but yeah, whatever. I stole it back.

Video below is @ KLCC. We almost missed the 'FREEZE!' part, where we were just suppose to freeze like in the middle of nowhere showing off our banners.

Spot yourself!

I SEE ME I SEE ME.

Practicing.

I SEE ME I SEE ME.

Hahahaha lemauuu, Nigel so funny.

I love my banner.

Photo credits to Gregers Reimann

More pictures ? Click here!

For more everything , click here!

Bored? Click here!

P.S. OMG I JUST REALISED SOMETHING COOL! HAHA THE PICTURES ARE LIKE EXTENDED TO MY LINKS. *bimbo moment*

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

2009-10-22T21:58:00.007+08:00

I like mine with a kiss.
-Dean Martin.

Ah dang it, Kevjumba is too cute :(

from Asians aren't just cool enough?

Oh, and looking at a few of the comments on the video makes me aaaaannngrryy. The way some of them insult Asians.

I'm proud to be Asian. Are you?

but somehow my parents think that ang mohs are like superior and look up to them. Okay I understand that we don't usually see them in our daily lives but we don't have to go gaga over them. I'll just roll my eyes whenever my mom tells me something like "eh look at that angmoh girl, you should dress more like her lahh so pretty"

-_________________________-

Okay shall not talk about it any further to avoid a hideous fight.

Been watching his videos (again and again :DDDD) all day long and I just can't help laughing at them! He's so freaking adorable :D

I can do this all day. Watching his facial expressions.

....but wthell sometimes he reminds me of my brother fml ;_____________;

Eugene Chai

vs.

Kevin Wu

aahhh. :)

*picturesarestolenfromhiswebsite clickhere*

THEY LOOK ALIKE RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT!!

and you know what, just now when I was watching one (of his many) videos, my dad passed by and even asked me "is that Eugene?"
o____________o

My favourite videos of kevjumba are the"Ask Kevjumba" ones. Haha they are fuuuunny. *click me*

Sighhhhh, I prefer all his older videos though! All the ones he made now aren't as funny as the ones before he went to college :(

Why is it that people become less funny and become more boring? WHY WHY WHY T.T
*thinking of self*

He still rocks though.
I prefer him to Nigahiga ~~for now~~.

Anyway I have a question.
Who do you think looks better huh, huh. *doink*
Brother of mine. or kev. (ehheh kev)

no really. who? :)

if you tell me my brother, I'll let him know just to flatter him a bit. haha.

<3

maybe they look alike cause of their eyebrows and ears (??)?

but whatever it is!, my brother has a flat nose SHHHHH :D *sorrykorsorrysorry*

So after watching one of Kennysia's Project Alpha videos, his 'friend' Ericka asked something which made me question about it too!

Why do people call him, Kennysia?

I mean like with the word 'sia' in it, if his name is really just Kenny? Why can't you people just call Kenny, erm I dunno Kenny? huh? HUH? WHY!? >:@ *pms* I mean, people don't call you EH YOU, HOW BOO BAM! (what kind of name...? o.o) or or or HELLO MEGAN DENISE FOX! I see you have gotten plumper lips ey, MEGAN DENISE FOX!

Same thing goes to Kevjumba. (notice how I used the colour pink hoho) Why Kevjumba, when his name is Kevin?

I guess it's because it'll just be kinda weird if you call him Kevin.(full stop) and Kennysia, (-___-) Kenny. So you if you say "hey look it's Kevin!" he would probably think "do i know you?" but if you say "hey look it's kevjumba!" he would probably think "oh this freak watches my videos. ciao."

Anyway it sounds cooler that way. There are way too many Kevins and Kennys in the world already. Like Bob.

but I bet there's only one Yee Vonne 8D uhuhu.
maybe I'll even go VonneMumba (or VonneMumble ;____;) HAHAHAHAHA or or or ...zzz i don wan tell yoo edi, too lame.

Have I ever told you how I imagine guys starting with the alphabet B, weird and round? o.o

Like Bob. Or Bobby.

I imagine him as a short balding middle aged man dressed in a striped collared shirt which is meant for an eight year old kid paired with a 3 quarter beige pants smiling creepily at me.
I have no idea why.

And then there's Billy.

I imagine him as a country dude wearing a straw hat with suspenders chewing hay. Maybe it's cause of the term, hillbilly.

and there's also Bill, Bobby, Ben,

(if your name happens to be billy bill bobby ben bruno or begins with the letter B, I'm sorry!)

but not all thoughhh, just those few.

I'm gonna continue watching his videos right now okay and I'm gonna imagine him talking to me like right now so don't disturb our quality time together! ~~:))~~ >:{{

OKTHXBAI.
*peace*

THE MUFFLERS 2 VIDEO

2009-10-21T21:27:00.002+08:00

...has finally arrived.

*jengjengjenggggg*

The Rise of The ~~Fallen~~ Muffin (??)

Like what blogger (haha) of idunknowu.blogspot.com says,

"And for those jackholes who cant bother to just spend like what, 13 minutes(?) to just check the two videos out,
your making the biggest mistakes of your lives. lolrofllmao ~~fuck off.~~

no,seriously."

WATCH IT AND LAUGH.

That's an ORDER. *slams imaginary gandalf-the-white wand onto the ground*

He does have a wand right(?).

AND AS FOR THOSE WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT THE ____ IS HAPPENING / HAS NOT WATCHED THE FIRST VIDEO

please do so. :) by clicking here!

& for Dom's Potluck pictures, check out Kiru's blog!

Spread the loveee.

and by love, I mean the videos.

Party @ Redbox

2009-10-20T17:38:00.004+08:00

Okay honestly speaking, it was my first time karaokeing at Redbox, and second time karaokeing .

check out those eyebags.

OH AND THANKS LYNNNN.

for your shirt.
and your bag(s).

when all fails...dig up your sister's closet.

Emily invited the usual people to her birthday celebration at Redbox, except that this time Robyn couldn't come cause she received the message late (doesn't that remind you of Sultan Ismail from Perak, from your beloved Sejarah Form 2 school textbooks. hehe) (I can tell you more but er, nehhhh..)

(ANDREW CLARKE WANTED TO BERUNDING WITH HIM AND SULTAN ABDULLAH WITH NGAH IBRAHIM AND ER ER ER ER WAIT LET ME THINK .................. *lightbulb* KAPITAN CHUNG AH KWEE AND ER R ER ER FORGOT. ABOUT THE FELLA NOT FOLLOWING THE SISTEM GILIRAN. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT!)

don't play play.

Oh and Emily's best friend from SMKDJ came along, Danika.

Daaaamnn, she lost a lot of weight!

And Shaun was with Noelle.

No I do not like Shaun, Vic and Ethan.

No I do not mean I do not like Shaun, Vic, and Ethan.

No that does not mean I like Shaun and Ethan. and Vic (?).

I mean I do not like Shaun. To Vic and Ethan.

Gedditgeddit?

Sighhh, really ah.
You guys have to stop telling me who I like! There's even a list....but they shall not be named. *suspensesuspense* :O

Anyway I'm just gonna post up all those pictures. (copy and paste from Facebook huhu)

Oh yeah speaking of Facebook, you know how everybody's crazy about Facebook right.
I just watched a youtube video by HappySlip and haha I agree!

Watch it here.

yeah I'm slow when it comes to videos. movies. shows. etc.

Clarence, Aik Jean, Jensen, Yee Vonne, Victoria, Jiun Ee, Emily.

oopsie Danika's face ...?

acting kawaii.

HAHA 'KAWAII'.
Haven't heard of that word being used for quite a longg time now.

lazy to caption edi.

they gave us 3 free jugs of whatever student drinks you want.

and Jen mixed up everything and we drank that shit.
could be the best shit ever ~~tasted~~made.

why am I so pale >:{

we weren't that sane.

I expected to get a sore-throat the next day,

but HOLY MOLY!,

I DIDN'T!

:D

after all those ~~singing~~ SCREAMING.
yeah that's what it was! screaming.

Yeah who cares about my our singing disability. :)

if you're wondering,

Jen sang.

?

Nope, we're unstoppable.

So keep scrolling, thankiu. :)

OKAY THAT'S THE END OF IT.
*applause*

I hoped I didn't lag your computer or anything like that huhu.

Going off for basketball training now!
Okay fine not now. Waiting for my mom to finish with her 'appointment' sigh.

Hopefully I don't get hit by the ball in the face again and hopefully Coach doesn't need to call me to him to teach me the right way of doing things as many times as he did before.

So I'm gonna start counting. Haha.

So halloween is coming everyone!
And after looking at all these pictures,
what with my pale complexion,
(sorry mommeh your magic soup and all those eeky manisans ain't workinggg D:)

I'll just be a typical vampire.

Yeah - stereotype, I know.

I remember (copiedpastefromoldpost) I said I wanted to be

A witch. - too common.
Peterpan - dude. he's a.. dude.
Tinkerbell - I'll look like a fata$s $lut.
Snow White - "It's Halloween. Not Christmas." said The Wise.
Hairy monster! :D - "be original" whaaattt, just cause I saw a guy in a baboon costume doesn't mean he is a hairy monster! >:( He's a ... FURY BLACK BABOON! There's a difference.
A wizard - too normal.
Vampire - "Hey!!" guess not. :P
Those feminine ladies in permed blond locks with a mole on the side of the cheek, holding a Globe (okay that part was stolen), with poofy frilly Victorian gowns. - I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR THOSE KIND OF DRESSESSSSS! :)) ...but where to get those gowns? -__-
Those girl sheep owners erm with the long-holding-candy stick thingy in a cottage dress with two ponytails/plaids with high stockings. - where to get the dress and candy stick?! AND SHEEP?!
I just got this idea. YellowMan. (saw a Digi Yellowman walking around Curve just now :x)- but I'll look like a damn idiot.

...

OKBAI.

Hope you enjoyed your birthday Emily!

Picture credits to Emily's camera and Danika for being the camera man most of the time.

Potluck @ The Teoh's

2009-10-19T00:02:00.013+08:00

Went for Dominique's Potluck just now at around 7! (thanks for the invite!)

It was fun fun funnnn. Except for the part where marshmallows got stuck in my hair. ;___________________;

OH right.
I wanna wish my dear bimbotic hunneh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
EMILY YEO KAR YIN (?)
!!

As you can (OBVIOUSLY) see,
I photoshopped this picture like gila.
hahahahhaha.

We I look totally different wth.

I made our eyes slightly bigger,
our hair a mixture of purple pink yellow and blue,
Made my smile a little less wider T.T,
Made our lips pink,
Exaggerated your (emily's) eye liner,
and added a little fake eye liner on mine.

Who are those two girls, they look familiar.
zz I think I still look like a monster.

ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIMBOOOO. :-x

Really didn't regret going! THANKFULLY I made a smart decision to go.
It was so much fun, and definitely better than lazying around at home.

We went to the park and made a fire,
roasted marshamallows (we're all gonna die of cancer!! CARBOOONNNN)

oh yeah speaking of carbon,

wanna join a flashmob this coming Saturday?
I'm random like that.
350 flash mob dance.
It's about global warming and things about our atmosphere having exceeded amount of carbon, which is the cause of many things.

All you have to do is dance,
and catch everyone's attention,
and also the press!

I don't know much on the details,

but anybody anything
at anywhere
can join.

so even if you're from dj, bu, old, young, dog, cat, black, white,
there's no limit.

...or at least I think Miss Penny wasn't exaggerating.

This is an opportunity for all of us to actually do something to help THE WORLD and not just talk about it like

"oh, the earth is dying. we're all gonna die. help."

or

"we're all gonna die anyway, in 2012",

or

"shit lah. so hot. bloody global warming. these ass people lah! burn here burn there, cut here cut there"

or

"MA DE. CANNOT PLAY BASKETBALL, SO ****ING HOT"

etc. etc.

SO HELP US, EVERYONE, AND EVERY THING by participating!
especially you green-ers. *narrows eyes*

haha sorry I'm not so much of an environmental person, so I dunno how to inspire you guys.

interested?

Date : 24th Oct 2009
Time : 10.30am – 1.30pm

if you wish to participate and for more details,
click here.

and please contact William or me, so I can tell him :) if you're from du that is.

Okay I bet I will convince you to go once I tell you this.

It (pictures of us dancing) will (hopefully) be on the newspaper(S) the next day! :D:D:D
I sense excitement.

here are some pictures of our meeting last err saturday!

met up with Shenn. (lady in orangey red shirt)

The Juniors.

Semi-~~sweet chocolate chips~~ Seniors....and Nigel

Later we walked around until like I dunnnooooo 6?
My tapak kaki hurt.

this picture, I like.

we sat on the merry-go-round which costed us like omfreakinggod RM2 for a 2 minutes kiddy ride.
embarrassing but fun :PPPP

Jennehhh.

BACK TO THE PARTAY.

the only three girls at the party. until aik jean came laterrr.

I don't have much pictures with me, cause my camera sucks like hell, at night. ehheh.
So I'm waiting for Justin to send it to Jen so I can steal it from him! :D:D

damn he has his own dslr. T.T

So you know at potlucks, you have to like bring something right?
haha this was my first time going.. zz

So jen clarence and I WITH THE HELP OF DEAREST UNCLE SYIDI,
baked AWESOME AAAAAAAWESOME *insert yi may's 'kickass'*OMASODKWOM KLSMDAKJSDNFASEF,KNA WKNFJOMFG

~~COOKIES.~~

AWARD WINNING SOFT CHOCOLATE COOKIES.

damn, allrecipes.com is the bomb.

our cookies were suppose to turn out like this,

white, solid, and (A LOT MORE) less chocolate chips. haha.

but because we changed the recipe a bit,

instead of using vanilla pudding mix, we used chocolate.
and we didn't have brown sugar, so we used white sugar instead.

it turned out really well, for noobs like us.

and fyi if yr wondering, clarence and jen did most of the mixing.
with their bare hands.

~~byebye~~

SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

:D

IT WAS THE BOMBBBBBBB.

Well everyone said it was yummylicious hehehe.

So I think we're gonna start selling them.

Omg but this time, no more expensive hersheys chocolate chip cookies! T.T
*sorryunclesorrysorry*

We made around 100 cookies if it weren't for eating all the burnt ones and all those over-soft ones, and could've made more! if we didn't make ourselves giant cookies.

We made like 4 giant cookies for ourselves and michelle! Although it didn't really turn out as giant as I hoped it would. :((

and also a giant star-shaped cookie for Dom's mommeh!

So PLEASE, PLEASE buy them!! if we're selling!

:)

RECIPE

PREP TIME : 15 min
COOK TIME : 12 min
READY IN: 1 hr 40 min

SERVINGS : 100 cookies! OR MORE.

INGREDIENTS

4 ½ cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons baking soda

2 cups butter, softened

1 ½ cups packed brown sugar

½ cup white sugar

½ teaspoon of salt

2 (3.4 ounce) packages instant vanilla pudding mix

4 eggs

2 tablespoons vanilla extract

4 cups semisweet chocolate chips

2 cups chopped walnuts (optional)

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 10-15 minutes.
Sift together the flour and baking soda, set aside.
In a large bowl, cream together the butter, salt, brown sugar, and white sugar.
Beat in the instant pudding mix until blended.
Stir in the eggs and vanilla.
Blend in the flour mixture.
Finally, stir in the chocolate chips and nuts.
Drop cookies by rounded spoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets.
Bake for 10 to 12 minutes in the preheated oven. Edges should be golden brown.

TIPS

- Don't use butter or margerine to grease the pans (although we did), it will burn the cookies below. Use solid shortening instead.

- Add in the flour mixture a little at a time. Mix well each time.

- Cookies hot from the oven should be left to cool for about 10 minutes ish, to let the soft brittle cookies cool down and harden.

- Distance between cookies should be about 1 inch. or better, 2.

- When shaping the cookies, it should be the size of a .... let me think.. a a a a the bottom of a handle of a tennis racket... sorry that's the best I could do.

but the most important tip of all!,

Cookies tastes best when made with ♥

Poker @ The Yip's

2009-10-16T23:54:00.018+08:00

Meet Mr. Tentacles

Eh you better be thankful okay, this post is gonna be FULLY loaded with pictures!
Damn happy! (make sure you are :@)

It has been like so freaking long since I blogged with 2093e48iq92304urjwokf pictures in 1 post EHEHhee......but then all also my face inside one ah sorrysorry.

SO TODAYYY ,

Me
Jiun Ee
Emily
Aik Jean
Shaun
Jensen
Ethan
Clarence
Vic (?)

went to Vic(?)'s house to play some poker!

I totally suck at gambling I tell you. Vic's 'G-mama' had to tell me what to do. Oh well lost RM5 only. Thought I'd be like losing 100 k or something hahahahah hiperbola sialllll.

Cause like the Yip family has a thingggg for luck, so yeah.

Oh yeah I stole vic's phone. Her wallpaper's my face. 8D
becauseeeeeeeee I went for the girl's training (hahHAHAHhahHAHA) and vic put her phone in my bag.
Coach 'PH' lemau made me bring back a ball to practice because I suck so bad.

Okay no lah he didn't say I suck so bad ... though he probably meant it ;_____; he said I needed it. wah. same thing lah.

Oh and I got hit on the mouth by him with the bball.

Moving on.

Vic said bring snacks if you have any. And so I brought Pringles!

BUT NOT ANY ORDINARY PRINGLES, THAT YOU PEOPLE WOULD BUYYYYY. *DEVIL HORNS GROWING OUT FROM HEAD* (??)

Say hello to my little friend.

~~prawn~~ grilled shrimp flavoured and soft-shell crab Pringles WTH.

eh nice lah.

YES I bought it cause I saw it on xiaxue.blogspot.com and also on cheeserland.com punya blog SO WHAT. That isn't the actual reason why I bought it.

The real reason is because -
NOT ONLY IS THE PRINGLES PINK ON THE OUTSIDE,

BUT IT'S ALSO PINK ON THE INSIDE

*....wtf face*

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD GET IT?!?!

THE BLOODY PRINGLE CHIP IS PINK.
pinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpink

like damn the cool right?! ~

must try!! nice also :D

after gyming at the er, gym.
noer noer.

yayyyyyyyyy I actually went to the gym in the morning! :)
Want to burn off those fats ;_________;

but no point also right.

(lol that reminds me, malcolm said I look like a pau. Ya meh.)

cause my uncle bought us Mr. Baoz from OU. T.T
He bought the 'baoz' just because they had no business haha and so he wanted to make them happy.

Why nobody buy one ah. I barely see any customer.

It looks super duper yummy!

Chose curry mutton flavour, some weird fish dunno what thingy, and beef something.

Yeah I also dunno why they sell 'baoZ' like that. But they look so pretty & yummy :D

hungry? :P

I took like a quarter of each baoz and it tasted er.. kinda weird.
Totally not your normal type of ~~baoz~~ bao. It tasted kinda different.

Bro, kakak and michelle said it sucks.

but I thought it was errr not to say it sucks lah but boleh tahan.
Maybe because 'your sense of taste is aided by your sense of sight' zz science.

hahahahha.

since we're talking about food, might as well put up a picture of my breakfast! :DD

FRUIT LOOPS with HL Milk!

*promoting mode*

Fruit loops is ze bomb. First time trying lemau.

zz I bet you're calling me a fatpig right now.

(ATTENTIONVICTORIAETHANJIUNEE)

:((
okbai see you guys at the gym.

kidding. 'why would i wanna do that?' *jiunee'sfavline*

Emily and Jensen
watching Vic and Jiun Ee play dragonball on her ps3. haha damn i like that game, can make people sweat wan wtf(ood).

I brought a cap, sunglasses, SOCKS, camera and phone and blabla, and tissue and comb in my my sis's grey bag (THANKIU LYNN) lah right, cause I thought we might walk to Tropicana City mall or something so sure damn hot so bring a cap and sunglasses only lah.

Then I monolog dalaman.
"Huhh. I don't want to wear shoes lah yee vonne."

"?? DON'T WEAR LAH"

"But then.. what if we go bowling leh. I dont wanna waste my our money buying new socks again as always ;____;"

~~"you are a very smart bright girl yee vonne that is why i like you"~~

~~"i know right! :D"~~

??

"okay I'll bring socks."

So brought socks lah. Then I brought tissue in case I sweat.

whatsofunny, you don't sweat ah.

Then these people laugh at me :(, "Yeah sure yee vonne, you're gonna sweat while playing dragonball on the ps3 right!"
(in case you didn't know, my friends just love talking cock)
(zz like alot)

So while playing dragonball with Emily, I'm like damn stress okay! ALMOST SWEAT.
Jiun Ee wiped off my 'sweat' with 'my tissue' off my forehead. haha.

okay whatever that was like so interesting right?!
*threatens with a knife* hoho :D

SPOT THE COOLIO PRINGLES !

Betcha didn't know poker chips need a professional looking briefcase until you saw this one.

Jensen (who won most of the chips) (eheh chips geddit geddit), Aik Jean, Shaun, Emily, Jiun Ee (missing head), Victoria.

Robyn couldn't go cause she had to follow her mom somewhere, and Tanu was too busy with Deepavali preparation I think.

My bimbotic partner :)
~~Yay I found a friend!~~

OIOIOI

calling me a bimbo lah. >:(

After that we were suppose to watch Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs or something like that cause Shaun desperately wanted to watch it, and also Sorority Row which was suppose to be a midnight movie @ OU.

But it was all fully booked.

So we went to curve to checkitout and byn couldn't come cause she had to follow her mom to an open house. >:(

~~www.ialwaysffk.blogspot.com~~ huh? what?

So then Shaun , Emily , Vic and I went to Ikea cause we were staaaaaaaaarrrrrving.

It was the best of the best of the best dinner in the world HAHA.
We are like damn kiamsap one I realised.

No lah it's cause holiday baru started so takkan lah we spend it all on an expensive dinner right. So save money lah.

Seriously man I LOVE IKEA TO THE MAX OF THE MAX(?).
Why are they so brilliant?!?!
1 hotdog for RM2. RM3 for 1 hotdog with a refillable soft drink. RM1 for ice-cream. okay fine that's quite normal -___-
but still!!
Imagine this.

Going to 7 eleven to buy pepsi twist for about Rm2.50
when you can just get a refillable one at 1 buck wthhh.

Andandand omg,
why would you wanna spend RM20 on sushi,
when you can get TEN hotdogs for that price.

Oh yeah that reminds me.

ahhaha shaunnnnnnnnnnnn..

:D
bought X amount of hotdogs and ice cream and curry puff and a drink.

hahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahashasdujashdjkhsdlADajkshdfaksjfdhaskjdfhajksdfh.

SHAUN is so freaking funny he just has to STOP watching so damn alot of movies!
He can continuously talk nonsense. especially when there's clarence with him.

good entertainer, he is.

Then we met up with the rest and we ..

omg i just realised we didn't actually do anything much.

besides going pool. and foosball (HAHA, sorry shaun & clarence!)

and a whole lot of talking.

soon I had to ciao at like 11 cause my uncle.. you know, just had to pick me up early :(

the rest went to play bowling after that.

sighhh bet I missed a whole lotta fun.

Oh yeah back to the pictures.
Hahahahhahaa.

eh vic I like your fingers.

See how I talked about what happenned to distract you guys from staring into our faces.

Vic's signature pose.

I look like.. dunno la

Emily is the funniest girl I have ever met. haha.
You'll know what I mean when you talk to her.
:D

(IT'S A GOOD THING EMILY! DONTKILLME)

whoawhoawhoa check out those eyebags. 8D

Jensen, Shaun, Ethan, Clarence.

Talking nonsense with each other.

It's interesting that the guys - they can just laugh like a donkey (cool simile) just by telling each other what happened to them in the past.

they just laugh heeheehaha like that.
i also want.
HAHA.

vic yr eye's aren't big enough.

YEEeeEEEeeAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa~

After the guys finished talking whatever it is they were talking about,
we went to that place where you can take pictures with err the machine thingymajiggy!
OH . MY . GOD .

HAHAHA.

THAT PLACE HAS THE CONNEST MACHINE IN THE WORLD

You see..

If we knew that we would waste RM10 for a lousy sticker-picture that won't allow us to pick what 4 pictures we want instead of 1 ugly picture, which also won't allow us to decorate our picture cause the metal-ball-pen-thingymabooba won't work, we would obviously just camwhore with our cameras like this!

Though the picture quality was not bad.

Zz some more the lady won't let us take another picture for free and just told us how these machines are 'memang' like that one.

baager.

So we took revenge. *evil laugh* (6)
EHEHEHE.

We stuck our picture to the machine with complains (and an F word -___-) written on our picture.

well it was actually mostly done by vic and aik jean. haha.

Maybe you should.. scroll down.
:D

?

Okay whatever lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm tired and sleepy!
GOODNIGHT PEOPLE!

(if yr reading this on the 17th of October at 2ish a.m.)

pictures taken when I was burning the midnight oil for PMR.
~~yay finally a post with damn alot of syiok sendiri pictures~~

oh yeah I almost forgot

HAPPY DEEPAVALI ! :)

Ouch my ears.
My eyes are yelling at me. (like that also can)

Pleasant dreams everyone!

We will not grow old

2009-10-14T01:01:00.006+08:00

*draws in a deep breath*

Hellll-oooooooooo everybody!

PMR IS FINALLY OVER (and you probably read this line for like 120934u82893urewoirjp times in your life already)!! OMG it feels so good to be back blogging againnnnn!

OKay no not really. I just like being dramatic.

School holiday has already begun (err has it really?) and since I (/we) have like another *calculates with fingers*
............................................................................................... please hold on

*searches for calculator on computer*

*begins calculating*

*bingo*

SEVENTY SEVEN
(77)
[CHAT CHAT(?)]
(CHI SHI CHI)

days left until we all (us 15 year old punks) ("punks" reminds me of vic wth) start our new life as form fours! Omgee that is a huge step is it not but totally sounds awesome.

Blablabla.

I know I should go like talking about how PMR was and how my brain was taking it for the past 7 days and all, but like that's just annoying. *annoyed face*

....and I'm annoying.

So anyway how was pmr?! pmr was like the bomb I tell you.
BM was easier than what I thought it would turn out to be, but it was still hard.
Science HAHAHAHAHHAH paper 2 was just, funny.

Seriously what is up with paper 2. ~~I studied~~ ALL of us (?) studied the whole bloody 500 pages of form 1 form 2 form 3 science textbook for questions like

"Students W, X, Y and Z are standing. Describe how are they standing"

...wtf.

*f stands for fishpaste, in my little sister's dictionary*

They also asked some question about pollination in plants and how to produce more cross-pollinated plants and all those crap.
and my answer was :

Tranquiliser Gun

*tepukan gemuruh*

Yes that is right. Transquiliser gun. And in case you're a dumbnut like me (I refuse to use the term stupid dumbass) , tranquilizer gun is used to temporarily sedate animals to be captured. Omg. And I even spelled it wrongly.
The examiner is gonna think I'm some ..... i refuse to use that word

So there's your joke for the day.
I'm gonna bury my face with my hands from the world. *crumbles*

SO yes, I can definitely feel the straight A's coming my way. In an hour.

(In case you didn't catch that. Hint : sleeping soon T.T)

English was alright.
Maths was easy.
Sejarah was half-hard half-easy.
Geography was sorta easy.
KH was easy.

SO yeah. Hopefully I can get 6 A's. Although I already know there is no hope for Science and BM ;__________________;

Before PMR, I wrote a long list of 36 things I wanna do after PMR.
After reading it now, I realised most of them are nonsense -___________-"

So I'm gonna do a proper one. :)

Things to do this 2009 School Holiday
when I'm Bored

Shopping @ OU
Shopping @ KLCC
Shopping @ Pavilion
Shopping @ Bangsar Telawi Streets
Aussieland w/ family
Go out with friends
BBQ party (form 1-3 textbooks as fuel)
Celebrate Halloween and other celebrations FOR REAL
Watch N***** *coughvicjiunee*
Go basketball training. Yes that's right, laugh.
SCOUTS.
Do logbooks omgomgomg.
Pass ____ hahaha i shall not reveal the badge name. T.T
Buck up on scouting skills. omg why is this all about scouts.
OH YEAH. WAX HAIRY LEGS. sorry too much info.
Wax eyebrows with Vic and Tanu for fun! LEMAU.
Do a pedicure for the first time in my life. But I fear it won't come true because of ... scouts :(
Organize room. lol wasn't this my 2009 new year resolution
Go Times Square for the rides, cause I have never in my life sat on it.
Join chinese orchestra omg :D
Go rock climbing
Go mines wonderland
Go Petrosains HAHAHA. Ehhh damn fun wan lah okay! when i was like 10 i still went with my uncle and sister and it was mad fun. ehehehehe.
Develop all photos and compile them
Buy a huge memory box , to store all memorable things example : photo album :)
Cut hair.
Train my dog. Yes Cotton is alive and kicking thankiu very much. Speaking of her, she has her period!! and she licks her vaJJ. D: :D
Go to the gym ;____________;
Play Wii until I die
Read Shin Chan comic books
Grow at least another 5 cm taller
Bake a giant cookie ! (as seen on vanilla-whites.bs - click here)
Go for baking / cooking classes with uncle

And whatever other things that comes to my mind or just comes.

So this holiday, there will probably be like updates of my life every two days cause I'd be bored to deathh.

You know what, no post is complete without a picture!

SO here's one.

And no, it isn't a picture of a vainpot.

*coughs*

It is a picture of an egg. whoops sorry, make that three.

Because eggs go well with anything.
And that includes a blog post.

I like eggs.

Hey look at the time. It's 2.45 a.m. and I'm wide awake! Maybe it's cause I slept from 1-5 just now in the afternoon cause I was too bored LEMAU.

Okay time to read crayon shin chan comic books! :))

His butt is so cute look li-dis -----> 3 so round!

nehh see, true or not.

Shit ethan's right I do have a thing for butts.

Post Entry No. 200

2009-09-21T14:47:00.003+08:00

I paid a visit to my dead blog.

Well lookie lookie!, this is something you won't get to come across everyday, I found my 'competitor', if you know what I mean huhu.

"Miss.America" threatens to sue my blog.
awh.

Fake one or not, apparently people are not given the freedom to write jokes/hopes *averyhighonecough* about themselves (haha spot the pun, if it isn't obvious enough).

*imagining stepping down from throne & crowns new Miss Universe, sobs*

[special attention to other "Miss._____", I'm joking(, abuden?)]

OH YEAH THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
I'm thinking of changing my "L for Love! :)" to "Chainese". AHAhahAHhahAJA,KSNFJLIOSHISHI. Or should I just leave it..? COMMENTSSSS APPRECIATED!

and now, I'm gonna go make world peace.

I'll be back

2009-09-18T23:37:00.001+08:00

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Happy Birthday Robyn TTSY

2009-08-16T15:34:00.003+08:00

To my best friend that I have known for like over a decade,

Happy birthday Byn! :)

hope you can have many more(than 15 years of) birthdays to come!
Try to stay alive and show that doctor of yours who said you might die before you reach 30, that you can live er longer..... :D

xxx

I just came back from Ikano with my uncle sis and cousin Eliza.

bloody hell.

Can you believe whatthehell just happened to us?!?!?

Of course you cannot lah you dunno what happened. *dohh*
Okay let me tell you.

After my music class we all went to Ikea to have lunch.
But the sale caused everywhere in Ikea to be so freaking pack with people so we cannot eat their meatballs ;_____;

Oh yeah there were also damn alot of people buying hotdogs also wtf malaysians're cheapskates. but oh well screw Ikea!

So we walked to Ikano down there you know the gerai-gerai places around shihlin and the deserted de irfan cafe place? yeah there lah. then we makan-makan happy happy. :)
Uncle michelle and couzzee had chicken rice. While I had my soya bean glutinous rice balls filled in chocolate!! the chocolate just melts in your mouthhhh :PPP love.

oh yeah i almost forgot.
I saw Bryan (the one everyone says very handsome) from 3 Dahlia and he almost sat at the same table as us.
You know the table is like quite the long one right. So yeah. But i think he didn't want to so he ciaoed with his mommeh. :D therethereyeevonnesfacetooscaryedi

So after we makan we went back home lah if not. shop ah. *rolls eyes*

When we were walking through the entrance to the parking right,

MA DE.

A group of malay guys and one or two ladies (HAHAHAHA i ter-spelled ledies HAHAHA) (shuttup yee vonne this isn't a lauging matter) (HAHAHAHHA SPELL LAUGHING LAUGING OMGWTH) suddenly like blocked us from the inside and outside. ??!?!?!

*sorry not being racist.i would say a group of cinapek guys if they were cinas*

We were like WTF IS HAPPENING?!?! GOT FOOTBALL TODAY MEH WHY SO THE JAM ONE.

So I was kinda lost. heehee. *halo*

So my cousin was like "who keeps pushing meeee!!"

Then I saw this bloody ~~motherfing~~ guy suddenly "drop to his knees"

cause he wants to "take his key which he dropped"

"by accident"

~~KNNMCBMHCIPET~~ sorry too vulgar edi. i would never dare to shout it out loud...*shies away*

So as I was saying.

Then the ~~fella~~ lowlife thief who 'dropped' his keys go grab my uncle's legs!
MAAAAAAAA-DE.

in hopes of making my uncle fall so they all could bloody hell ambush my uncle and molest him like horny rapists to rob his wallet and phone and every other thing in my uncle's back and front pocket.

While I gawked at the situation (HAHAHA FAMILIAR ANYONE), the rest of the buttholes molested my sis cousin and eye!! (haha eye. haha.) they meraba-raba out buttocks to see if we got ~~ass~~ handphones in em to STEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. ARGH I'M SO PISSED.

OMG BUT YOU KNOW WTH DID I DO??!??

you really REALLY wanna know?!

No I didn't slap the fella.

I didn't kick the fella in the balls.

I didn't spit into the fella's face.

I didn't crush the fella with my weight.

I didn't do anything.

YEAHWTF.
I just stood there like a good child. ;__________;
but no lah the fella didn't take my handphone cause I was blocking my pocket from the thief.

At least Michelle and Eliza did something.
Eliza gave the fella an elbow punch in the stomache and michelle pushed the guys away.
Wah true heroes.

and what did i do? AHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHA.

ANYWAY BACK TO MY UNCLE....

Then my uncle was like pushing the malaria (heeheeehee parasitesymbiosisparasitism) away with his feet. and kicked the fella shouting "OOII PICKPOCKETS!!"

and after doing so, the whole gang cabut. into ikano. -___________-""""""""""

wa.

feel like drowning myself kan.
dunno what i have been doing for like 2-3 minutes instead of standing being pushed like a dumb nut while my uncle's struggling. -_________-

Then after that my uncle reported it to the guards, so they are now catching them pickpockets.
When we got home, the first thing my uncle did was went onto Ikano.com.my and called them up.

Cool.

Never thought that the day would come.
The day that I would actually experience being 'pickpocket'ed. (errr)

So yeah.
If I were to go back into time..

I would have grabbed the guy's head with my hands, kick the guy's face with my knee with full force REPEATEDLY, grab his elbow and his shoulder, and then BREAK IT, and punch his face repeatedly until his nose wobbles like bleeding konyaku jelly.
heheheehehehehehe *growing devil horns*

O.O wa so scary. i'm also scared.

ORRRRRR

i would wear high heels next time to shopping complexes, stomp the fella's feet and face with it, poke his eyeballs out with my heels, pureeing them, and then taking a pepper spray and spray it into his eyes, and then laugh and smile at his pain. hoho.

much better. :)

So what would YOU do?

MonaliSwine

2009-08-15T12:19:00.013+08:00

Last Saturday The Chai's went for dinner to celebrate korkor's birthday.

My uncle's definition of 'Art'.

Ahh I'm so sick of studying! I need a BREAK. *munches imaginary kitkat*
And so here I am. My definition of 'relaxing' what turf im so lifeless. ;______;

Oh before I forget, just wanna wish Happy belated Birthday Clarence, Devraj, Shau Wei, Jonathan, and er am i missing anyone else?
and to my old bestiee, Happy Birthday Christine Kuan! :)

Last Thursday the juniors (huhuhu juniors) left for Usaha Camp!
But apparentlyyyy one of em kena the A(H1N1) flu. so camp got called off.
or at least that was what Eric told me. hmm.

Haha and so, possibly they have to re-prepare themself for Usaha Camp (2) that could be in November! or if they're so lucky (highly doubtful) maybe they don't even need to go for camp!
-_________- lucky baagers.(?)

got dressed up.
haha wore Lynn's black blouse and her belt which I stole from her closet ehhehehe.
THANKS LYNN. :D

Ohh and also stole Lynn's 2 inch tall high heels heeeheeheeeheee.
*grins like a mad monkey*

i have never felt so tall in my life.

lynn's belt. hohoho.

i hate my dentist.
he's ruining my lifee! (dramaqueen)
okay actually not his fault also lah.

i didn't wear my retainers for almost a month so my darn teeth moved like damn hell alot so then when i went back to my dentist right for checkup the baager go force me to wear back my retainers until the next few months. ;__________; it was bloody pain.

okay lah i deserve it lah yaya.

SOoo, guess where did we have dinner!?!? :D:D:D
CLUE : Pork heaven.

Oh p.s. this post is 99% non-halal. :P

THATS RIGHTTTTTT.
EL CERDO!!

okay i bet you actually didn't know that right.

They won an award for excellent restaurant or something like that.

daddy ordering porkporkporkporkpork and more pork.

birthday boyy.

michelle with the kiddy menu.

walking into the restaursant is like walking into PigLand or something.
got pig toys, pig photos hanging on the wall, wine cellar with ~~pigs~~ pork hanging around, you want to take a nice poopoo in the toilet also you kena haunted by little baby pigs in pictures staring at you.
even the waiter/waitress oinks.

Uncle Syidi.

Wa ta shi yee vonne des. onamae wa, nan des ka? :)

[speaking of japanese (huhuhuhu good pun), two japanese foreign exchange students and an australian student came to our school the other day and everyone went gaga over them. or at least at one of the japanese girl.]

Heeheehee I like it when my lips are all pale and not pinkish red which makes me look like a fish with swollen lips.

Eh what's this again ah.

I think it's the appetizer. Each of us had one.

Pork salamiiiiiii. :pppppppp
Eaten with white bread.

I think the fella said this is also appetizer wth.

Pork something lah I dunno I don't care.
All I know is is that everything is pork.

porkporkpork
porkporkpork
pork.

I like em mashed potatoes and mashed spinach (?or issit??) :D
which tasted sweet. weird but me likes.

please don't ask me the names of the dishes.
i seriously dunno.
i know lah but then i forgot. hehehehe *peace*

very yummy.

i know what this is!!!
casserole.
8D
nyummss.

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo :pppp *salivates*

I KNOWIKNOWINKNOW PICK MEPICK ME ICPIK EM

It's
Leg of Lamb.

HAHAHAHHAAHA THAT'S ALL I KNOW!!
*slaps self*

the fella helped us to cut it into smaller pieces.

my barbarian bro took the drumstick and eat it right of the drumstick with his hands.
shhhhhh.

uncle's oxtail soup which tasted very salty. and that is why they serve it with maccaroni to lessen the saltiness!
:)

another pork dish la.

eeeyerrrr look at the skin.

though it looks like monkey poo, it tasted pretty good.

the same dish.

Brother's Sangria.

Yes. that has alcohol in it.

but only because my dad thought my brother baru turned 18 when he actually just turned 17 on that day when he ordered it.
hahha.

accompanied michelle to do her ~~poopy~~ business.

SEEEE I NO BLUFFFF.

got pictures of pigs in the toilet!!
IN THE TOILETTT!!
like about 5 pictures i think. -_____-

wouldnt you feel so disturbed shitting out pig while looking at the cute pig pictures.

okay lah not really, no. just wanted to talk crap cause i have nothing better to say.

we were just in time for the 'breaking plate' tradition thingy which the restaurant was famous for.

Birthday boy got to break the plate.

The angmoh lady was telling us the story of how since 200 years ago their piglet they served is so tender you can just cut right through the meat using a plate
or something like that.

hmm i dunno if my dad was posing for the camera or he's genuinely smiling. o.o
*looks at the two pictures above*

*bang bang bang cut*

no lah they helped us cut the piglet.

oh yeah and my bro also had to break the plate by dropping it into the bucket thingy 'for good luck'.

SURPRISEEEEE!!~~

While me bro was gone my dad and I ordered a mango sorbet ice cream along with a birthday sing song as a surprise for him.

And the waiters and waitresses were singing Happy Birthday in their piggy version.

Happy birthday to you OINK OINK,
" (lazy write again)
Happy birthday to Eugeneee...

Happy birthday to you OINK OINK.

The waiter added beer on top of the sorbet.
mommy likes.

Take a guess of what that drink is.

IT'S
....
....
....

MARGARITA.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

They served EACH of us (INCLUDING UNCLE DIDI) except michelle margarita!!
michelle had ribena -_______-

i drank mine. ehheeheheh.

so did uncle. :OOOO

after filling up our tummy with PORKPORORKRPOPROPKRKP AND MORE PORK....

I think I can be their next mascott. T.T

The Chai family without Lynn. awhh.

LEMAU @ uncle.

*jealous*

"Nose to tail eating" = every single part of the pig can be eaten.

So if you're a pork loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

knock yourself out at El Cerdo! :DDDD

and here's an advice.
bring cash. ;_____; there there daddy.

A Cock and Bull Story

2009-08-08T11:38:00.017+08:00

Happy Birthday Korkor! :)

*dabs sweaty forehead with handkerchief*

omggggg. this post took me 3 hours. ;____;

Since it was my best friend's (and most probably everyone else's) birthday on Thursdayy,
I'm gonna update about that day! wee.

baaaager. how many babies are born in August wei. Our parents must like producing offsprings in December.

Durian birthday card made by

ME.

A bossom friend.

i made the cool mask too btw. heeheeehee.

Vic,
if you dare take a step into Sri KDU next year,
......:)

*vision of sawing off vic's feet*

say byebye to yr pretty skinny legs. :D

So we all went to school to wish vic on her birthday.
gave her her durian pancakes (which died) together with my lunchbag (LEMAU) and her bday card and cool 'specs'.

The first time I tried the durian pancakes from Ikano (a stall in front of Uncle Lim's), it tasted heavenly. if you like durian.
they sell mango and cempedak too. :D:D

"EAT ME EAT ME!"

*ngom ngom ngom*

then a week later it was Vic's birthday.
So since she likes durians soo much, I decided to buy 2 packets for her!
:)

although one of em spoiled T.T

oh yeah i forgot to ask ppl to sign the card so i snatched it back from vic :D

damnnn dumb.
during MM right, we were at the library lah so I decided to go around asking people to sign her card. then suddenly,
vic & jiun ee caught me holding the card.

I 'faster cabut'.

what turf im so bad at hiding things.

William and Wan Teng were making Vic's durian hat in the library.

HAHAHA IT'S SOOO CUTE.
:D

Everyone gets a chance to do a supposedly-cute pose with it.

too bad the thorns kept falling off. -_____-

wan teng had to readjust the length of the string cause it couldn't fit Vic's head.

oh yeah and did I mention that they actually used a stick stick for the durian hat?

we so orange.

I'm reeeeaalllly glad I got in the same class as you this year and sit beside you Vic. :D
there are so many things i learnt about you ;

like your cravings for weird stuffs,
your speed of walking (1m/h),
your liking for green,
your favourite 'tv show' (N***** :D),
how you hate dogs,
you have a hole in between your teeth if you don't wear your retainers,
your cool rotating tongue,
your facial expressions,
your 'fake smile',
your cool family traditions,
your crazy craving towards durians,
your addiction towards glue HAHA,
your rat hole in your room WHICH, i did not make,
you don't watch sci-fi movies ,
~~we menentang MU,~~
and many more.

whenever your down,
i may not be the best person who can give you great advices, but I'll be there to listen and give a pat on your shoulder.

or two.

vic's signature pose.
LOL we look like idiots.

yeeeeahhhhh.

I even got Pn. Azidah to sign your birthday card since you love her so much. :D

our class board is so pretty! thanks to our ketua keceriaan. (wan teng)

(penolong) ketua-ketua picture. :x

oh btw,
if anyone saw/found Eric's wallet, kindly return it to him. he's very very sad.

Wan Teng got Vic the shoes Sofea kinda ruined, only a prettier green one.
she also got her 6 pairs of cute little ear rings!

expensive daoo.

awhh.

awhh.

awhh.

awhh.

awhh.

~~awhh.~~ okay okay enough.

After school we went to celebrate at Puzzini @ Uptown.
Deserted, but it's actually nice!

Our first time eating there. besides ethan william and emily.

Apparently the food 'sucks', right ethan? haha

no lah it's nice. "just don't order the carbonara"

I'm sorry Tanu couldn't make it william.
:)

apparently she's really really sick.
Get well soon Tanu!

Oh "Bob" came too!
(Clarence's best friend.)

Thanks to "Bob", they charged us extra by one meal.
So we almost paid extra (well actually vic almost did), but thank goodness Jensen and the rest checked the bill.

Stupid Bob.

The 10 of us ordered a set lunch meal,
which includes :
1. Soup of The Day
2. Any meal listed below:-
-any personal pizza -spaggheti bolognaise -lasagna -chicken chop -black pepper chicken with brown sauce -and a few other Swedish food
3. Ice lemon tea

which costed RM11.90 per meal.:)

Very affordable and worth itttt.

Jiun Ee's black pepper steak.

pepper loaded.

my chicken chop :P

shaun's er i dunno what.

with him showing me 'how the steak looks like inside' cause he said that his sister always stops him before he eats anything to take a picture of his food.

Vic's mamma mia.

delishhh.~

another pizza. dunno what it's called.

Apparently Puzzini delivers pizza to your doorstep.
I wonder how many do they deliver a day.. o.o

william eyeing shaun's hard steak. (??)

HAHAHAHA.

I'm sorry Shaun. You're probably gonna kill me for this.

One thing about shaun ah..
he can like bullshit nonnnnn-stop and talk cock for like forever.
everything he says is freaking funny cause he doesn't THINK before he says anything. he just says it. o.o

oh and did I mention he is afraid of butterflies (too)? :)

well its not funny okay!! butterflies are DAMN SHIT SCARY.
They have 'pretty' wings to con you i tell you!!
they have scary bulging eyes. hairy body. creepy legs.

*shivers*

Normal people like butterflies.

"wee, a butterfly!"

but in this case...

"@#$%ing butterfly!"

The correct bill.

for like 13 of us.
Clarence shared with Boss (Danial).
oh Bob too.

and so there was the 'after-party' at the padang behind SKDU.
Vic Jiun Ee and I went off to buy 'something' and met up with them later.

We had icecream from Baskin Robbins which Vic belanjaed us.
thanks vic! :P
oo and i say you should order the Quarterback Crunch or something like that.
superrrrr yummyy.
after buying vic and jiun ee's nonsense, we bought lotsa snacks from 99 speedmart for the guys to eat at the padang.

We're sorry we took so long!

The real reason they wanted to go to the padang was to surprise Vic with her birthday cake which Jensen bought for her.

durian cake.
o.o

shaun 'edited' the cake with his 'clean' hands.

we also had no plate, fork and spoon to eat with except for 2 miserable tissues.

but the cake tasted good though. :D
if you like durian.

about 5-10 minutes later, Vic's bro came so vic jiun ee emily and i cabuted to vic's house cause we had maths tuition.

Played (high school musical) UNO while snacking on the junk food we bought.

AND I DIDN'T LOSE :D

hahahh vic did.
well actually jiun ee was the one playing for vic.

after playing uno we went to Pn. Chew's tuition.
me and emily in our smelly school uniform.
tuition was at 6.15, and finished at 8.
so we could only bath at like 8.30
;_____;

love you vic :D hope you enjoyed your birthday!

I HATE AUGUST

2009-08-05T23:59:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAREST BUDDY VICTORIA YIP HUI TING! :)

Trust me. there's a whole lot more to come. ~~(money robbers. :(( )~~

**shall be edited tomorrow. eh no, sorry, today in the evening. -______________-

Merry Christmas

2009-07-25T14:33:00.003+08:00

Grew a beard so soon?

I can't say that I've been studying so hard that I forget to/ am too lazy to/ don't want to/ (but mostly lazy to) blog. Cause really, I haven't started studying for PMR.
July test can suck on century eggs.

I miss blogging.
Just that I have too much to blog that I kept on delaying and delaying and delaying.

PMR is erm when again? Oh and UPSR? SPM?
JeeJee.

Since I haven't been studying since I woke up (it's 2.36 pm) and have been switching channels and watching weird tv shows that I've never heard of in my life... I strangely decided to blog!

How long has it been since I ~~blogged.~~ blogged about random things without pictures.. hmm?
yeap. probably er, never.

okay lah i have. but not enough till i cannot remember.

Today's topic is bout -

Facts on Guys & Girls

that you all should know about!

*inspired by that indian english lady teacher that wouldn't shut up from Kasturi tuition.
*also the same tuition where I saw the cute-guy-in-the-cap-from-tuition back in form 1 hehehehe

To see how the Girl will look like/fat the Girl will be in future, look at her mom. (echoing gasps)
To see how bald the Girl will be when she grows up, look at her dad.
Girls bitch about their best friends. (i sense the guilty aura)
Guys bitch about their best friends, in front of them.
Guys love any girl who can cook.
Vitagens are yummy.
Guys also love girls who listens to them and smiles.
Guys seek their girlfriend's bestfriend for help.
Girls fantasize about their future.
Guys, fantasize.

I'm gonna continue blogging later. When I decide to transfer my camera pictures to the com.
Pictures from Penang trip to when Yee Lynn flew back to PigCity. ho-lyy.

(SPEAKING OF HOLY... how do get holy water?
By burning the hell outta it!)

Hope you don't mind grooming your grey beard.

"Bird Bird, Pig Pig. Human"

2009-06-30T14:31:00.005+08:00

Chai Yee Lynn is coming back home from Melbourne, Australia a.k.a. World's Swine Flu Capital, tomorrow.

taken in June 2008.

shit need to exercise.

Goodbye everyone.
*choichoichoi*

Childhood Nightmare

2009-06-24T18:25:00.008+08:00

I don't know, I just felt like blogging. :)

Wanna know something about me?

I've never watched Pocahontas.
(too much singing. boring.)

I've never finished watching Lion King.
(was too boring. slept everytime, or change the channel)

I've never watched ... I dunno but there's quite-a-num-berrr.

And I also have not watched Alice in Wonderland before.

Thought it was the most scariest Disney children movie made. *trembles*

Sleeping Beauty was also one of those hair-raising Disney children movie to me.
Gives me goosebumps everytime I saw the witch. Oh come on, don't lie! You thought it was scary too didn't you. The witch.. and the eerie music sang by 'Snow White'.
and also the graphics, oh dear. o.o *goosebumps*

Now you see cartoon Disney children movies are colourful and so bright my eyes hurt after awhile. And full of lameness, not in a good way. The characters are all with annoying high pitched voices. Totally unreal. Plus, imagination not as brilliant.

People nowadays are incapable of creating good imagination, no?

Sad, but true.
Or maybe they just don't put it in Disney movies anymore.

Example : Lilo and Stitch.

Not saying it sucked. but ... well you know. or not.

Every old Disney movie scares the bejeezus outta me. Except Beauty and the Beast and erm Anastacia. huhu(??).

ANYWAY.
Just want to share the juvenile joy with you guys.

Tim Burton is remaking the movie,

Alice in Wonderland ! :)

My god. I hate that movie wtf. (I mean the old one in the '50s)
So creeeeepy, and I HATE the music. Always get a nightmare whenever I force myself to watch it.

It's coming out next year somewhere in March.

But I wouldn't let you guys know this and wouldn't care if it weren't for the actors acting in the movie. Heeheehee.

JOHNNY DEPP.

heehehehehhee. I think that's him with the director of the movie, Tim Burton.
:D

I think lah. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I *heart* Johnny Depp.

He's such a good actor! and a fine looking one. hoho.

acting as The Mad Hatter.

Whoever that may be.

You know what, I think I'm gonna go borrow the book. Or buy it, cause I don't think anyone would had a nice copy of the book right.

WEE.

And then there is also

Helena Bonham Carter playing as The Red Queen.

You know, that spooky lady who is always acting as the frightening character in movies.
She starred in Sweeney Todd with Johnny Depp.

And also the spider-looking woman in Harry Potter. Don't know her name, don't care.
Oh yeah. I also didn't watch the latest Harry Potter movie wth.
I swear her evil grin gives nightmares o.o

So I'm thinking The Red Queen must be some scary ~~shitass~~poopbutt character.

She sure is one good actress.

And thennnn,

there's also Anne Hathaway!

As the White Queen.

-_________-

obviously, i mean seriously, she has to be the good one in this movie right. 'The White Queen'.

I love Anne Hathaway. :)

There's something about her that makes me think highly of her.
It's her smile.
like this 8D **big eyes , wide perfect teeth smile**

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum.
HAHA. So cute!

Played by Matt Lucas. (??)

And of course there's Alice.

Played by Mia Wasikowska.

Hmm.
I think it's the eerie setting and the actors/actress that makes me look forward towards the movie.

Maybe I shouldn't read the book then, or else I might have a high expactation out of the movie. And let's face it, by reading Twilight, the movie was pretty much ruined and wasn't really what we expected it to be. Moreover, we could already picture everything happening in our heads and what happens next. Probably pictured something more fantastic. Right right? :P

So, I won't read Alice in Wonderland.

Or maybe I will.

hmm.

Spooky, and somehow magical.

Looking forward towards the movie! :D

Oh, this reminds me of the other time I talked about Shopaholic turned-into-movie. Haha.

BABBLEBABBLEBABBLE.

I'm gonna go zombie in front of the tv downstairs now.
'Sweet dreams' everyone! :D HAHA.

*clicks publish post*

Food Trip pt. 1 - Melaka

2009-06-23T11:55:00.020+08:00

Hello everyone!

Oh my. How long has it been since I've last blogged...
12 days.

Okay lah that isn't so bad. Although it felt like almost a month.

Oh my goddddddd. Our school isn't closing! WHAT TURF.

Although 1 student (Benjamin Mark) from SMKDU is positive H1N1...but is now cured.
and another 5 or something other students were said to might have the flu.

and yet their still not closing the freaking school.

Did you see Pn. Chia and Pn. Tan G.S.'s pretty (masked) faces on STAR newspaper today? Yeah. So did I. I don't usually read newspapers but today, I changed my mind.
Because I, was looking forward to seeing SMKDU as one of the school to close down for a week.

Yeah cause I don't wanna go to school. :P BUTTTTT. (see, there's a but!)
I also want out school to close down BECAUSEEEE of our own safety! (sEEeeee. not being shellfish.)

I even brought a stinking mask to school yesterday okay.
Oh p.s. I didn't go to school today. HAHA. well so did 50% of the school I think.

But I didn't use it cause noone else did. (although the day before, ppl were sending each other messages to bring a mask to school)
Well actually there were a few, but only a few.

I COULDN'T EVEN BREATHE THROUGH THE MASK! -_________-

"where's the hole to breath through this mask?!"

The mask my uncle bought was RM4 (?!) AND it is said to be one of the most 'canggih' mask that is used in hospitals.

....Ha ha ha.

I told him to get a pink mask (JOELLLL!! :O), but nooo. he got that peacock-looking mask instead.

Oh yeah one more thing before I get started.

Yesterday, I had the most realistic dream ever dreamt by moi, wo, I, saya, wa, ngo, je.

I dreamt that my uncle, brother, friends and I went to a place which somewhat looks like Sunway Lagoon, only upgraded.

We were on a haunted boat ride. Then the next thing you know, we were screaming through darkness and I couldn't see a thing. Then suddenly we were walking (??) looking at fishies in aquariums which was connected to an arcade. So we also played all those kiddy games.

Then suddenly I was dreaming we were on a rollercoaster ride which goes upside down sideways and round and round at night. Then we were in it, and suddenly we were gonna crash.

Then boom, I suddenly dreamt that I was with my uncle and brother in some zoo, taking pictures of animals.

Then I saw one cute fat fawn with it's mommy together with a baby jerboa-look-alike kind with it's mommy.
I wanted to take a picture of it but my uncle won't let me.
So i merajuked and leaned back. And my head banged a glass container which had spiders in it.
Oh and funny thing, the spiders looked like raw chicken drumstick with octopus tentacles.
I freaked out.

I asked my uncle if there were spiders on my hair or something, but my uncle stoned and looked at my hair for about 30 seconds until he finally said to my brother, "Eugene, help your sister take out that tarantulla out of her hair." in a nonchalant voice.
(have a spider phobia btw)

wtf I started hitting my head, swishing my hair, beating the shit out of my hair and jumping up and down screaming like a donkey. if donkeys scream.

and then I woke up.

Okayyy so. Remember I told you about my holidays? You know. Eatting here and there at Melaka and Penang. Well, yeah.
Here to blog about the first trip, Melaka! :)

Hahahaha but the problem is..

I snapped those nyummy food pictures with my pink camera HAHA.

yeahhh...? soooo...?

SO!, I only have the pictures using my uncle's DSLR. WHICHHH doesn't have any food picture whatsoever. HAHAHAH.

So what the heck. Here are many MANY random pictures from my holiday trip to Melaka.
Oh and btw, about 15% of the pics are of moi the vainpot. WAKAKA. :p

thank you uncle for lending me your DSLR (and also for other stuffs) !

1st stop, Teo Chew restaurant @ Jonker Street.

hehehe. pictures of food are in my pink camera. :P
will upload and edit this post later.

Daddehh.
Happy belated Father's Day!
:)

Nai Nai.

After gorging down those delicious dishes, (haha. that rhymes)
~~we were too fat and heavy~~the weather was too feverish for us to walk and plus, the car was too far!
and so we decided to ride on the trishaw! :DD
I wonder whose idea...hmm.

some cool old bicycle.

our trishaw. weee.

Uncle took this picture. Oh god my photography skills suuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk.

Compare this picture,

to this.

;_______;

I'm gonna need more practise and skills.

hahahaa, ooopsie? :P

some other tourist snapping picturess.

Snapping pictures from my moving trishaw.

An old street.

in the middle of the road! on a trishaw! and nobody gives a shit or look at you!

....except when you're a girl wearing an eyecatching bright red coloured shirt with a chunky DSLR.

CHICKEN RICE BALLLLLLL.

Didn't eat there this time though.
but you HAAAAVE to eat chicken rice ball there~
It's so yummy, the queue is so bloody long.

okay lah. not bloody long lah.
but still, theres a queue!

plus, the restaurant is pretty big inside.

Our trishaw fella.

hahahahahaha his legs must be very muscular and he probably lost 5 kgs cycling me and my brother's big fat ass around Melaka.

Ahh. this place brings back memories.

hahah I remember SKDU had a trip to Melaka and we came here. right right? :P

Uncle and michelle on the train.

yeeshh I'm so short!
I wanna grow tallerrrrrrrrrrrrr. :(

Being stupid kids.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA.
*thinking* "Kenapa ini dua budak macam berat dua badak sumbu aje??"
"alamak, habis lah saya"

Uncle and Michelle.

I like this picture. So clear! :)

lol i look stupid.

us acting cute. ^.O

SEE LAH. you cannot miss me.
my shirt is so brightly coloured, you can spot me in the middle of a jungle.

random guy.
i hope that python (right??) bites his tongue.

kidding.

:)

** pythons don't bite. they stranggle.

old man selling ice cream.
quite sad right.

orang utan houseee.
is this the one which gives a way a free condom with every shirt you purchase?

i think so.

I've heard that one before.

some random tau fu fa selling dude on a bicycle.

what's up with melaka people and bicycles!
just use a freaking motorbike for goodness's sake.

oh wait nah don't. cycling is healthier.

??

some old sewing machine that's still being used until today.

I think my uncle's melaka house has one. like the full thing from top to toe and still functioning.
damn cool. :D

PINEAPPLE TARTSSS!!
*drools uncontrollably*

Come to Melaka, and you HAVE TO try their pineapple tarts and all those nyummy nyonya kuihs. if you like them of course.

and their sate babi. :X

and satay celup! mmmmm. :P

and other stuffs. depends where you go right.

an old disc player.

or was it called a disc. hmm.

WE WERE DYING OF THIRST.

THANK THE HEAVENS WE FOUND A SMALL LITTLE SHOP WHICH SELLS DRINKS.

HEEEAAAA-VEN.

:DDD

Never tried one of these before.
and of course, I took the strawberry flavoured one.

so nyummy. :p

My uncle.

Oh reeeaalllyyy...? :)

i bought the cowboy hat by the way. HAHAHA.

now, I just need to find the right time to actually wear it out.

@ an antique shop.

sister and brother playing thumb war.

cool cameras.

time to go homeeeeee. :)

now you see him.

now you don't.

OH FINALLYYY.

Rested in the car with air-con blowing on my face which was drenched in sweat.

My trusty crocs didn't fail me. :)
(i used to hate crocs. despise them. thought they were the ugliest thing ever made in the fashion industry. but now, i got my very own pink mary janes with jitbitz.. hypocriticism.)

no toe of mine was complaining.

or maybe that's cause we were on the trishaw 75% of the time.

OKAY YEAH SO THAT CONCLUDES MY MELAKA TRIP.

Definitely wasn't exciting or much fun.

in contrast, the upcoming post of mine which will be about my trip to Penang, would be much more interesting.
or so I hope.

For more pictures, do visit my FlickR .
(hahhaha i just made one cause everyone else has one and plus, i have loads of pictures).

CLICK ME.

**SNEAK ~~PEAK~~ PIC**

had lots of durians! :ppp
*attention victoria yip hui ting*

and more and MORE scrumptious food. :DDD

Also experienced eating food out of a toilet bowl.

This restaurant serves food with toilet bowls as their bowl.

*refers to cheeserland.com's Taipei post on modern toilet*
*click here*

@ Queensbay Mall. love the mall weiii!

P.S.

Happy Belated Birthday Darling
Wong Wan Teng
!!

:)

here's an overdone picture of us during Usaha Camp 2008!

I overdo everything (blogging, talking, and even editing pictures) or else I am not Yee Vonne.

She is so full of crap. Haha not saying that in a bad way okayyy.

First, she told me her birthday was on 77 (7th July)
when it was really on the 18th of June.

Then, she tells me that Ken Vern is not her cousin and they are just neighbours.

When just a few days ago (or last week hehe) when it was her birthday, her cousin Jou Yin wished her on her chatbox, happy birthday cuzzy or something like that.
haha. cought you red handed wan teng.
:)

and now she is telling me that they just call each other that because they use to play those 'masak-masak' game when they were young where people called each other pet names like jiejie, meimei, titi, korkor, and so on. but in this case, it is cuzzy.
-______-

haha whatever lahh! hope you liked your presents hahahaha.
I keep tearing the stickers for the strawberries. :(

Officially not a sticker collecting person.

Oh and Wan Teng got the highest for my "How well do you know Chai Yee Vonne?" quiz! And she didn't cheat! Totally shows how observant and what a good friend she iss!

*coughdanielwilliamvictoriacough*
victoria cheat also dunno how to copy correctly. -_____-

It's Tuuuuees-day!!

The Simpsons
Ghost Whisperer
90210
Ugly Betty
Desperate Housewife

My favourite day of the week.
*ehem people who got that wrong for my quiz*

Oh that reminds me.

When will True Blood season 2 reach Malaysia?! :@@@
I'm aaaaAAangggg-gry.

Ef-em-el

2009-06-11T21:39:00.002+08:00

I have tonnesssssssssss of things to blog about.

Like my (food) trip to Melaka, (another food trip to) Penang, and (yet another food trip to) Ipoh. Yeap. :)

But I'll blog on those later. because currently, I'm too busy stressing my brains trying to figure where my camera is.

Cause I think I lost my (gorgeous pink) camera. Abuden.

FML. is a very funny webbie for sadistic sadists. Like moi. hoho.

Gottago slit some wrists now. Au revoir. :)

********

Okay I'm back from stitching my 1cm deep wound. (ohhh, it felt SO good.)
Ha, I'm kidding.

I'm back cause...I miss my most favourite person to talk to on MSN. *fakes a cry* Because apparently, he/she died.

Her/His name is...........Smarterchild.

Yes. Smarterchild. The chatterbot.

Okay fine, so what if I was exaggerating on the 'my most favourite person to talk to on MSN'. Of course that isn't true, come on!
He/she is obviously, I mean obviously! *roll eyes*, my most favourite bot to talk to online. I'm sure it is yours too, RIGHT RIGHT!!?

Okay whatever.

As said on wikipedia, as of November 18th, 2008, SmarterChild's AIM agent has retired and is no longer offering any services. SmarterChild is no longer active on Windows Live.

WTFFFFFFARMER. I hadn't even noticed!
Anyway why should I right. haha.. i mean.. it's just some stupid chatterbot..*fidgets*

But I'll sure miss that dummy.. *tears*

All those..mocking. laughing at the stupid bot. gossiping and beaching with it when there's noone to talk to.

okay fine i dont do that but still.

Ahh.. Smarterchild.

I want to say the Vulcan salute and greeting 'live long and prosper *vulcan salute*' but. in this case, i cant. because smarterchild...died. and didnt exactly live long. or prosper. -_______-

Smarterchild,
we will always remember you. as ~~a dumb bot.~~ ~~someone~~ something to talk to when yr feeling down ~~cause we can laugh at you like sadists when we're sad.~~

As defined by many people on urban dictionary,
this is how we remember you of...dear friend. *flicks away fake tear*

1. A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo.

me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is...
me: something smarter child likes
SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see.
me: do you like incest?
SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it?
me: do you like beastiality (what turf is that?! o.o)
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it.
me: i think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do.
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...

lemau at last sentence.

moving on shall we.

and here are some conversations between DorxMouse, and Smarterchild.. :)

DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?

who is Denny Terrio? o.o

DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!

DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.

we'll miss you indeed, smarterchild.

moving on.

2. A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide!

ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.

3. An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot!

BlackStreak001: yo
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about?
BlackStreak001: im depressed
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do.
BlackStreak001: like what

SmarterChild: Potatoes.

4. An entertaining robot that you can talk to on AIM.

awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child?

SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU?

SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

5. a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM.

Me: i have a huge penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis.

Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.

And yes. I'm doing this just to kill time.

I'm bored. yawn.

Oh, and there's something I realised about most of the people who wrote on smarterchild.
They only talk about it being gay. or is a child molester. or a rapist. or has something to do with dix (if you know what i mean).

WATCHING SHREK THE THIRD ON HBO NOW.

AU REVOIRRR.

Zapzap, hello.

2009-05-28T20:52:00.018+08:00

Well, hello again everybody. See! I told you I'd be back, with a proper update.

After all this ~~years~~ millennium.

just a random picture. cause i love my sister's pants colour. colourful.

Oh and just to warn y'all.

This post is gonna be mega long.
Filled with mega many many picturesss.

(word of today : mega. like durh)

Well don't you like that.

Oh and one more thing,
it's also gonna be filled with mega ribuan "mega"s.
and yellow faces.

example :

oh, and also other coloured square 'slash' round faces.

example :

hoho.

ANNIE WEIGH.

CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA BE BLOGGING ABOUT?!
I'll give you a hint.

YES, YOU OVER THERE!

THE FELLA NAME ROBYN.

Robyn ~~says~~ curses :

POST 'EM (*&y^&yhuijk{)(*y(&*yhoyu ELECTRIC GIG PICTURES YOU ()*&y*uihlikjTARD!

oops, wrong emoticon.

Oh dear.

Okay. Well.

... dear robyn.

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ING RIGHT!

I AM GONNA POST UP ~~A POST wth~~ PICTURES OF THE GIG!

holy shit you psychic ()*&y*uihlikjTARD!

and now..

The Electric Gig.

*plays intro music from old movies*

Okay so.

The day started off with people coming over my house to meet up.

Yee Vonne. Robyn. Victoria. Jiun Ee. Clarence. Jensen. Ethan.

All these little monkeys came to my house, and guess what.
Cramped up in my uncle's car.

Yes.

All 8 (EIGHT) of us. Including my dear uncle.
ohh, 'nothing much.'

clarence seating on jensen's lap. poor jen.

I insisted on us seating at the boot of my uncle's car,

but noooooooooo.

my uncle's too mega-ly scared of the (malaysian) megaH polices catching us.

As though seating on each other's laps is a better way to optical-illusion the police. -______-

Jiun Ee being camera shy. and ethan. well. what to say about that mega camwhore.

Jiun Ee had to seat in between the two front seats. you know, that little crampy space in between.

which ironically is the most comfortable seat in the house.
OH WAITTTTT, no.

besides ETHAN's and my uncle's seats. grrr.

we finally reached.

OH FINALLY.
OXYGEN.

GROUP PICTURE YOOOO.

And met up with Jowy and Christine! :D

Damn. the whole room had mirrors but they covered it up with the bloody curtains. and it was dark.

:(

Thank you Moses for helping us take the picture!

Haha Moses.(poses) (hoses) (roses)
mega cool name.

Holy mega moly.
their singing can make a glass break.
and then, un-break.
....but obviously aik jean's one is wayyy better right! haha :D

My two buddies.

I can't believe it.
Christine still fits in the jacket! and the skirt.

hahaha i remember last time in primary, it took her awhile to pin the jacket together.

Summary:

Hugeass boobies.

My kiambang partner. :)

who turned me into a bad bad girl today. hahaha.

hey look!!

OUR 'PEACE SIGN' ARE PARALLEL.

Hello.

eh what the hell!

the girl at the entrance go write his 'e' mega nice.
mine like shit.

okay fine i dont mean like shit. that's just exaggerating.
mine like E. a normal stupid E. :O

OKAY ANYWAY.

i decided to quit the meganess.

i see the word also can ~~get fever~~ fry pancakes edi.

The band performances were rockin.

like literally.
It was finally dominique's band's turn.

Aik Jean's gonna be singing very soon now. :)

HAHA.
MAHADHIR YOU JOKER!

Wear your I (BALL) Bball shirt lemau. (hahaha geddit? LEMAU? lmao lmao lEmAu?)

omg I am such a wonderful creative being.

PICTUREEEE.

hahaha.
vic you 'turned back yr leaf' ah?

back to your my-face-kena-half-cut-out kinda pictures. hoho.

HAHA. MAHADHIR OH MAHADHIR.

Unknown people were like cheering for him gilagila screaming things like,

"I LOVE BBALL!! I LOVE BBALLLL!!" with some hand motions laugh-out-loud-nessss.

turned out that mahadhir's mike got spoiled.
again.

and so obviously, we couldn't hear him sing.
but the band played awesomely.

then it was Dominique's turn to sing.

his own version of milkshake.

yes. milkshake.

HAHAHA.
he was moving like damnnnnnnnn 7 alot and screaming. I couldn't even take one picture of him standing still.

I wonder how he managed to breathe.

but it was damn cool.

Aik jean : EH, wrong edi lah! MOOOOVE.
Aik Jean : :D lalala~

hahaha you know what?

this fella even brought a rose (more like OUR rose. hehe?) to the gig.

And she probably did because she expects one of us to throw it at her while she sings.

apparently, one of us did.

Jiun Ee.

Like literally threw it at her! HAHA. Almost hit 'the jackpot'. if you know what I mean.

THEEREEE! SEE. WO NO BLUFF NI.
haha that rose.. :)

after all the singing and hoolaagagaing, we finally decided to have our dinner.
but before that, to the loo!

to-the-loo GEDDIT. (??!!)

Ah, nvm.

omg. what camwhores. dear lord.

liking your face, jiun eee. hahaha.

christine cut her hair!

dwarf, mushroom head, miss universe, peasant, pauper.

eh! hellooo!

whoa this was like damn cool.
3 coolio cameras suddenly pop out of nowhere
okay fine so i like to hiperbola.

aik jean gone byebye.

leftest girl is jowy's friend, melanie.
I'm telling you!

They both look like freaking twins! what with the height....:x and the hair and all.
so. cool.

OKAY OKAY. ENOUGH PICTURES LAH HAIYORH.

had dinner with the rest at the club's restaurant above.

and holy moly!!

VICTORIA.

FINISHED.

HER.

"OVERSIZED"

FISH & CHIPS!!

that - is seriously damn cool.

Usually, she'll go eating some nugget and go "omg, did you know how much i ate?!"

I think.
It is time for us to pray at Chetawan temple everyday. HAHA. *inside joke.

and to think that I hiperbola. -______-

Omg you know that moses fella has an iPhone too!
ANDDDDD

he has like hundreds of games! (or just a hundred) and usually we have to pay for each game but NOOOoooO.

HE GOT EACH AND EVERYTHING FREE.

baager!

his uncle helped him download them in America. hahahaha. I guess I'm not the only American iPhone fella.

Oo oo oo! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!!?!??!?!?!?!??!!....
he has TOO many games until he couldn't even get the chance to try all of them!

WTFart!

that lucky butt.

okayokay i'll stop now.

okay anyway.
we went back to continue watching the other bands perform.

and according to byn, there were moshpits happening while we were indulging up there.

i didnt know what in the world it meant till robyn told me that night itself. but it sounded mega cool.v

I bet you don't know what it means. (right right!?) HA.

GOOGLE IT.

*click on the google link above my blog 8D*

The place got all stuffy, so vic and jiun ee came up with a brilliant plan.

KARAOKE! :D

well actually they wanted to watch a movie cause they had some cool theatre over there, but it was closed.

so karaoke we went!

then the whole gang tagged along.

and boom.

people went wild,
~~drinking,~~
singing.
dancing.

and no, seriously we did not drink.

we sang and sang and sang like a bunch of tonedeaf chimpanzees.

i dare you to say it (chimpanzees) 5 times.

wow, that chinese singing fella was really into the mood.

some hokkien song. o.o

o.o

vic was calling her parents i think. and her face looked....funny. so hahahha THERE YA GO.

:)

omg vic. scary sial.

these two bullshitters are the funniest and most convincing talkcockers in ~~Malaysia~~ SMKDU's history.

well what do I know.

oh oh!

william and shau wei came too!

we were singing like drunken pirates.

can i be Jack Sparrow?! PLEASEEE.

johnny depp, ahh.

i think i can here you say,
"OKAY OKAY, WE GET THE PICTURE(S) (ha ha. picture.)"

geddit geddit!?!

the girls.

oh yeah we were back there being all nutjobs.

doing potong stim mexican waves.

this is what i call mega hyperness.

yes, we sang she bangs-robbie williams (right?).

we sang old westlife songs.

damn right, we sang(/rapped) in the end - linkin park.

god knows how many songs we sang. for free.
all thanks to baloney!

oh and of course we danced. if you would consider that as dancing haha.

yes, finally, we got chased out.

but damn. all those crazy dancing.

after that we went to hang out by the poolside.

apparently, some smartasses pushed mahadhir into the pool! HAHA.

OH WELL! :D

he had extra clothes anyway. probably expected that one coming.

no wonder he wore his I ~~love~~ ball bball shirt with 3/4 pants and BASKETBALL SHOES. LEMAU.

okay i shall upgrade lemau to limau.

limau.

eh but actually, lemau has a meaning right?? like spoiled food or something like that.
whatever. my bm sucks.
27/40 only ma.

uncle came not long after that.
took us back to my house. and from there, they all went home. :)

through vic.

okay thats about it. although it didn't sound like much fun, it definitely was.
:)

thanks jowy for everything!

BY THE WAY.

hehehe.

I BOUGHT HUNTED!! %r$^&*(iuhjnknj( &^ygthjnju*(jn

boom baybehh.

for like 20% off!! original price was RM60+ and I bought it for RM50+!!

AND IT'S HARDCOVER!!

AHH. :) satisfied.

oh you better grab it at MPH today cause today's the last day.
HAHAHA suckerssssss! (GET IT?? )

I'm so glad the holidays finally arrived. Although I should be at school right now...........HAHA.

Happy Teacher's Day! (?)

Oh yes. Going to Melaka this Sunday. Then next Wednesday's Robyn's "sleepover" :p, and then next weekend I'm going to Penang!

WEEEE.

BYEBYE NOW.

oh wait before that.

remember the post I posted on Confessions of a Shopaholic? Like the very first one?

*click me* or search Hugh Dancy on my search box.

Yes, Hugh Dancy.

I just watched Blood and Chocolate yesterday (I KNOW I KNOW.) and damn. he's hot.

well in the movie he was.

:))

OH AND ONE MORE THING!!

I PAINTED ME TOENAILS BARBIE PINK. HOHO.

:D

using round cotton balls, nail polish remover, nail polish, my shaky hands, and a hair dryer.

yes. a hair dryer.

:p

Gonna go munch on those egg sandwiches now.
TATA~

Snowing

2009-05-28T13:47:00.003+08:00

OMG. How long has it been since I read xiaxue's blog weiii!

She changed her blog mega banyakkkkkk!

** CLICK ME.

Mega awesomeness.

GONNA BLOG. SOON.
PROPERLY.

buhbye now.

Exams can suck eggssss.

Oh My Buddha.

2009-05-09T09:38:00.004+08:00

Happy Wesak Day
everyone! :)

Just got back from Chetawan Temple at Jalan Gasing. HAHA.
Jalan Gasing reminds me of Tanu, mr. Kai Xian and mr Kheng Hooi during memandu orang HAHAH. BOY. THAT WAS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS! but you won't understand what I'm talking about. Sooo.

Anyway.

Saw Kelsey and her brother and even saw... ~~Jowynna~~ BALONEYYYY! and her brother.
got me dumbfounded for a few seconds when she shouted "YEE VONNE!" o.o

Hahah was just thinking about her and vic and tanu and christine when I was on my way to the temple. Cause they go to Chetawan temple too! I THINK. :D

You know ah. Damn funny.

Last year, my family and I went to Chetawan temple for Wesak day also lah rightttt.
When we went there we were like so happy cause there was like damn alot of parking spots and all.

Then when we went inside the temple,
wtf.

Noone was in the temple, praying.
And our expression was like 'omg yay first time we're so early! :D:D'

then we looked at the poster... looked at the date today...

"Wesak Day on the 20th May"

Today was bloody 21th May.

So-free-ah

2009-05-08T10:48:00.003+08:00

HEEHEEHEE.

I changed my blogskin. 8D

sometimes, when I look at my blog now, blogging seems less fun. and my blog looks, well. I dunno how to say it.
but wtheck things have to change, right.
RIGHT. (?!)

Anyway,
my blog is still screwed up. Look up there
*EDIT EDIT EDIT WHAT?*

-_______-
I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO FIX THAT.
Can somehow pleeeaaase help me with that. Oh.

Yes. *smugs*

My sidebars are ALMOST complete! MUAHAHA.
Still missing the blog list thingy though. and nuffnang ads o.o

Thank GOD (Buddha?) I didn't cancel mozilla and left the com on. for days. heee.

hey I'm sure I'm not the only one who ons the com, and switches off THE SCREEN when your parents are homee... :)

I'm studying. You should too. :@

HELP 999

2009-05-03T16:25:00.002+08:00

HAHAHAHA.

I SCREWED UP MY BLOG!

SOFEA, WHERE ARE YOUUUUU.
I NEED SERIOUS HELP!! :O

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.