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Natalie Portman Devendra Banhart Bollywood music

2008-07-23T14:26:00.004-04:00

When I first saw Natalie Portman in this photo wearing so much Indian jewelry and makeup, I was somewhat worried that Indians were hijacking our Hollywood stars too after stealing all our jobs.

Initially I thought it had something to do with her boyfriend being called Devendra (an Indian name) Banhart but it turns out that he is an American born to parents from Venezuela. I could not find any information if he has even visited India, but considering that Bollywood dance was recently featured on So You Think You Can Dance and there are so many Hollywood-Bollywood movies being made, it is not a surprise that Devendra and Natalie have produced this Bollywood spoof. Do not fail to notice that Devendra who once shocked everyone by wearing short-shorts of daisy-dukes in public wears a rather low rise pant in this video prodding me to comment that he really should have undergone a Brazilian bikini wax rather than giving us a peek of his pubic hair.

Project Runway Jerry Tam gone

2008-07-17T16:20:00.002-04:00

As many of you know I am a devoted Project Runway fan and I watch the program not just because I do like Heidi Klum. I have to say that this girl looks as if she never had children and has no pregnancy pounds to even talk about. Her legs are prettier than ever and she chose the shortest possible dress for the cocktail get together for the group on a rooftop in New York City.

Here is the video of the contestants who look like a cool bunch and I am so glad that Jerry Tam is out. He has the right credentials but even when he was making the dress, I was wondering what the hell he was doing. Even a six-year old wouldn't do that.

Obviously, it was nice to see Austin Scarlett back -- talk about a metrosexual, he is almost a feminine man.

I also expected that Stella Zotis would be sent home. Her dress was a disaster and she had so much negativity about her.

And in case you didn't not know I am already in love with Kelli.

And Kenley is definitely in the race to be my sweetheart, especially with her red plump lips and great hair accessories.

So You Think You Can Do Bollywood Dance

2008-07-11T13:40:00.003-04:00

Even though I have a hard time watching a Bollywood movie -- I couldn't actually even stand The Mistress of Spices. Well, having said that it is entertaining to see Indian people jumping around in Bollywood movies. To me they remind me of cartoons that I watched as a kid except that girls are almost always voluptuous.

And our producers of reality television are so desperate that they will find any way to make their program more interesting. So the morons at “So You Think You Can Dance?” decided to ask a pair of contestants to perform the Bollywood dance. The performance is remarkable because it looks so much like those Bollywood films. I am moving to Mumbai.

Butterfly bra

2008-07-07T10:37:00.003-04:00

As much as it is a challenge to find bras for flat chested women, it is an equally grand challenge to find bras by big breasted women after you have found clothes for big breasted women. That is why the The Butterfly Bra from Ashley Stewart and Jill Scott is a step in the right direction.

Based on expert opinion, it appears that it is not a solution for every woman with a large chest. For instance, the available sizes are only 38D to 44DDD, but we all know that women come in way too many sizes.

My recommendation is that you at least go for a bra fitting with one of these new designs and if it feels right, buy one. Wear it for several weeks and evaluate how you feel. If that is the brassiere you had been waiting for, then you have found nirvana.

Lara Logan is hot

2008-06-26T15:23:00.003-04:00

I am not a big fan of network television. I think they have useless programs, probably suitable for old people or those too poor to afford cable. That is why I had never heard of Lara Logan, until I saw her on Comedy Central interviewed by Jon Stewart. I was impressed by this woman and wondered what this sexy woman was doing in a dangerous place like Iraq.

Now I know. Like Carla Bruni and Lindsay Lohan, she is a polyamorous woman (proving that it is not just polyamorous men that are out there) and was dating two men at the same time: Joe Burkett is a U.S. State Department contractor and CNN international correspondent Michael Ware. I don't blame any of these two men. She is simply too hot and cute not to fall for. Watch this video to see her hotness.

Dangerous thong hurts Macrida Patterson

2008-06-24T17:24:00.003-04:00

In a separate post I brought to you the story of jeweled thongs -- yes, the ones that are a piece of art rather than just underwear. Didn't someone say why wear underwear when you can wear lingerie instead?

Well, that is exactly what Macrida Patterson was doing but it hurt her eye since the jewels came off. I think it is highly unlikely that this may happen to you it is still a good idea to exercise caution when putting them on or when an excited man tries to take them off during a passionate night.

Polyamorous men

2008-06-11T15:13:00.003-04:00

If you are married or in a serious relationship and if you have not been tempted to cheat, you are either lying or you are God. I admire Lindsey Lohan for openly admitting that she is polyamorous. The reality is that we are all polyamorous (did you read about the guy who said that he is in love with two girls) -- that is how Nature wanted us to be and the French have seemed to accepted it -- that is what Carla Bruni did. Men have evolved to spread their seed to as many women as they can and women have evolved to find the best father for their children.

Unfortunately, if we had a free-for-all system and monogamy were to disappear, there will be a lot of chaos. Good men and women will be having all the fun while the losers will struggle to find someone even to talk to them. That is why the losers have become big supporters of marriage.

Watch this great video of an interview of Philip Weiss who spoke to Stephen Colbert regarding his research for the New York Magazine article, "The Affairs of Men."

Blue Balled short film

2008-06-10T16:51:00.003-04:00

Eight years of Bush presidency have not only frustrated Republicans (he has the lowest approval rating of a Republican president) but have also energized the Democrats to bring a Democrat to the White House. Most Democrats agreed that it was better to have either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton than John McCain who is a mirror image of W.

Since Democrats tend to be smarter and more creative than the Conservatives, they also use better techniques to send their message, as opposed to Republican tactic of scaring Americans. That is why this short film (Blue Balled) starring Bryan Dechart and Michelle Galdenzi is so funny. So next time you are making love to someone you met in a bar, do not forget to ask, "Are you blue or red?"

Carmen Electra strip tease workout

2008-06-10T14:08:00.002-04:00

We have already heard of the Exotic Dancers Workout and it is now socially acceptable to have a fitness program based on that of a stripper or resembling a strip tease routine. Yes, the highest level of popularity of these workouts is not among aspiring models or actresses but housewives, moms, businesswomen, and your girl-next-door (yes even Kristen Schaal can do it now).

And who else can show you better than Carmen Electra how to move your body to become fit, discover your sensual side, and learn moves that will come very handy in the bedroom too. Hopefully, you will also see an improvement in your relationship with your lover so that he will rush to the bedroom each night rather than check out local bars.

Asian Hooters girls

2008-06-10T13:47:00.002-04:00

A Hooters restaurant in Asia sounds like an oxymoron but the reality is that there is one in Taiwan. And the existence of this bar also busts the myth that all Asian girls have small breasts. And unlike a Hooters bar in the US, the waitresses in Taiwan also provide entertainment and customers are welcome to join. Watch this video report from E! television.

Kat DeLuna Cut Off Time, Run The Show

2008-06-09T16:28:00.002-04:00

As many of you know I am a big fan of Kat DeLuna and I think the song Whine Up is probably one of the finest pieces of music ever created. I like her so much that I think if you have not learned to dance like Kat DeLuna there is no purpose to your life.

She has other music videos out since then and my opinion is that they aren't as good as Whine Up, but from her latest albums I liked two. One of them has Omarion and Kat DeLuna and it is called "Cut Off Time." Here it is.

The second one is essentially by Kat DeLuna but is also features Don Omar. This one is called "Run The Show."

Kristen Schaal strip tease

2008-06-09T16:05:00.003-04:00

I am still trying to assess the skills of Kristen Schaal as a comedian since she has not spent much time on The Daily Show, but she sure looked hot when she showed up to discuss Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential bid wearing a scarf -- I almost thought I was looking at a French woman who are widely respected for using scarves as a great accessory.

The discussion soon shifted to feminism and Kristen decides to perform a strip tease to reveal an Indigo Girls outfit that reminded me so much of the Superpowers movie.

Mike Myers Jessica Alba Love Guru dance

2008-06-09T14:26:00.003-04:00

When I watched On The Other Side movie I just thought of it as yet another Hollywood film targeting a crossover audience or trying to reach out to the hundreds of millions of people in India who rush to movie theaters.

To my horror it turns out that the instances of Hollywood producers trying to make movies with a Bollywood theme are growing in numbers (an Indian actor called Samrat Chakrabarti even played a white man, having an Indian boyfriend is the new thing, and Neha Dhupia is in Hollywood as a model). In the movie The Love Guru, Mike Myers and Jessica Alba do a Bollywood movie style dance including playing a sitar (and Indian musical instrument) along with a bunch of Indian girls dressed in traditional long Indian skirts and cholis (cropped tops).

Shannon Elizabeth Derek Hough ballroom dancing

2008-06-05T13:39:00.002-04:00

I have said before that if you are trying to find a girlfriend or want to catch the attention of a man, go and hit the dance floor. In a very public example on the television show Dancing With The Stars we have seen Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez, and Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas fall in love.

Yet another couple that fell in love is Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough (brother of another pro on the show Julianne Hough). While she has legs like those of Stacy Keibler, she did not do so well on the dance floor and was booted out, but guess what, this naughty couple has a great sense of humor. Watch this spoof video that will remind you of our musicals and Bollywood movies (dancing and kissing next to fountains and behind trees included).

Paris Hilton bellydancing

2008-03-31T16:15:00.002-04:00

Bellydancing is a great dance not only because you can do a great workout right in your home with no equipment (a couple of DVDs or CDs of belly dancing music help) but it also helps a woman feel her feminine charms that can be very fruitfully used in the bedroom. Many women claim that they learn to control muscles that help them achieve orgasm.

So why is Paris Hilton trying to do a bellydance at a beauty pageant in Turkey? There is generally no explanation for what she does and like her lack of talents in singing or acting, she has no clue how to dance.

Love song in Spanish

2008-03-25T14:47:00.003-04:00

Learning a new language can be tough, especially in your later years. But being able to speak several languages is not only good for business it can also open new avenues for dating. Learn to speak a few words of a language and the other person will be delighted, and what can be a better excuse to get back together than to practice language conversation. Watch this hilarious video of a man who tries to win a Latina's heart by practicing his one semester of Spanish lessons.

Super Powers movie

2008-03-19T14:27:00.003-04:00

We would all like to be Spiderman or Batman or Superman, but the reality is that these are fictional characters. The bottomline is that we can all be heroes without having the ability to fly or climb walls or stop a running train. All we need is a bit of courage.

That is why I like this short video Super Powers so interesting and funny. This is the story of a couple who decide to roleplay to spice up their marriage but realize that just donning the costume of Batman and Superman gives them extra powers.

Sanjay Malakar update

2008-03-13T11:51:00.002-04:00

Alright I was, along with millions of other American Idol fans, was convinced that Sanjay Malakar was really bad at singing. Now that would mean that our efficient system of eliminating bad stuff would mean that his singing career would be over.

You will be shocked to know that we seem to have an appetite for bad stuff (hey Paris Hilton is still in business and Heidi Montag is not doing bad either). And Sanjay proudly proclaimed that he has not had a haircut since his appearance on the show.

Kim Kardashian in Playboy

2008-03-12T16:52:00.003-04:00

Previously I displayed Playboy photos of Kim Kardashian. Obviously, posing for a modeling shoot like that is not an easy task. You have to have positive body image and be confident in your skin, which as this video shows, Kim is.

This part of her life was, of course, featured on the "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," a reality television program that features her along with the hot Kardashian sisters that are taking Hollywood by storm. Watch as her sisters make fun of Kim Kardashian's butt and how she raises her arms to expose her underarms and how her mouth is always open.

Neutrogena coin slot cream

2008-03-12T16:32:00.003-04:00

With the popularity of ultra low rise jeans, we are seeing a lot of whaletails, and if a woman is smart enough to wear low rise thongs, then we are still seeing a whole lot of coin slots (no silly, not the place to put a coin in a vending machine, but that area close to your butt).

Obviously, since this area is now being exposed to cold air and direct sun, obviously, it needs to be treated with the same skin care principles that you use for your face. I know there are butt facials these days but the day is not far of before we get a coin slot facial. In the meantime, Lindsay Lohan suggests that you apply Neutrogena coin slot cream.

Can I go to work braless?

2008-03-12T16:08:00.004-04:00

30 Rock has one instance in which Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) is struggling what many old people feel when they encounter Generation X or Y people. That creates conflict at home and at work. For example, these older women are still bothered by girls not wearing a bra and not paying attention to visible panty lines. On the contrary, the younger women think that whaletail is simply a way to dress. (Related: How should teenagers dress?)

So watch this funny clip from the program in which Liz asks Cerie (Katrina Bowden) to stop coming to work braless and start dressing more appropriately for the office. It turns out that the so-called disruption of work and other problems supposedly being caused by her are simply a middle-aged woman's imagination due to her own insecurities.

Food court musical

2008-03-11T16:34:00.002-04:00

When we watch a musical either on Broadway or in a movie and see people erupting into a song at any moment (I understand that Indians only watch musicals because all Bollywood movies are made that way), we just take it as an art form, a unique way to tell a story. What we don't expect is that to happen in real life. In fact if we are in a public place and if someone just starts to sing (even if she or he has beautiful voice) we think that person is crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if the cops even arrest that person.

Well that is exactly what happened at a mall in Los Angeles where a group of performers performed a musical in the food court but the diners had no idea what was going on. Watch this video recorded with hidden cameras to see the horror and discomfort on people's faces. Thank God these morons eventually decided to give the performers a round of applause.

Justin Timberlake in thong

2008-03-03T15:51:00.002-05:00

The only explanation that I can come up with American women's strong reluctance to see men in thongs on the beach is that two out of three American men are either overweight or obese. In other words, the last thing you want to see a man with a potbelly hanging out at the pool in a thong.

Now does that also mean that they can't wear a Speedo? I don't see the difference. In fact, if we take the thong argument, no fat men should be allowed to go to the beach or the pool because even those horrendous swimsuits that are so popular among American men do nothing to hide the big tummies. Maybe there is something more going on.

So for those of you who are fans of Justin Timberlake and either secretly like men in naughty swimsuits or have opinions different from other American women, in the movie Love Guru, he is seen dancing around in a Speedo. No big deal for me, but well, if you enjoyed John Mayer in the Borat thong, this is tame.

What I found somewhat interesting is that this movie starring Mike Myers and Jessica Alba has a Bollywood feel to it.

Mariah Carey Touch My Body

2008-02-27T13:00:00.006-05:00

Mariah Carey, like Janice Dickinson and Demi Moore, is one of those women who seem to be getting younger as time passes (while the rest of the world is aging rapidly). That is why she looks better every time I see her.

What is going on?

She has said no to plastic surgery and other things that supposedly make women happy at that age like a loving husband and children are not there in her life.

Well, to find out how a single woman can have a lot of fun too, watch this video of Mariah in which she opens the door to her home dressed in black bra, panties, and garter belts visible under an open silk robe, and then she goes on to satisfy the fantasy of every delivery man (played by Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock - Kenneth) in this beautiful music video "Touch My Body." She even appears at one point dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl and seems to know a lot about computer networking and Laser Tag.

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Jordin Sparks Chris Brown No Air

2008-02-26T13:26:00.001-05:00

If you did not fall in love with Chris Brown after his VMA performance, you will after you watch him perform a duet with talented Jordin Sparks in this video titled "No Air." What I like about this music video that here are two singers with very powerful voices singing their hearts out. No distracting visuals, no semi-dressed sexy girls moving their butts; just plain great music that you can close your eyes to and enjoy the old fashioned way.