tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7686369030835816829.post-6906674752032097132007-12-13T23:05:00.000-08:002007-12-13T23:27:14.039-08:00"in an act of supreme cowardice, New Zealand has surreptitiously questioned Shaun Tait's bowling action just three days after being humiliated by Australia's EXTREME pace in a twenty20 match."<br /><br />I have no idea what the fuck that means, but I love Australia and New Zealand alike. Who couldn't with sport quotes like that. Not to mention kangaroo fillets, and solid gentry to boot. Landed in Wellington, New Zealand three days ago, and with a stop in Aukland we're now livin it up in Melbourne. It's summer here(probably) to the chagrin of the upper hemispheres, and it rules. <br />We have alot planned after my afternon nap(i'm a little tired after all the cooper's and kangaroo)<br />Tomorrow we play a festival in the outback, followed by a couple days n Sydney where we play a hotel roof party(million dollar view) Make a really shitty surf movie, and teach the Aussies how to make "soul food" for vbs tv. <br />We saw a killer fight as the daft punk show was letting out last night (f.y.i we were not attendees) some meth couple was fighting and the dude scissor kicked the lady mortal kombat style. Don't worry, some brave drunk guys beat up the meth dude and we were out. The chick was probably okay....PARTY!!!<br />Also, in November they have this thing called "mo-vember" where dudes grow moustaches and get grants to donate to cancer stuff. I have a moustache, and as much as i think cancer sucks for real, I want all kiwis and aussies to know...this ain't no cancer stache!! we'll see what these next few days bring...and they better bring it all. we ain't playin ya'll..we gonna have a ball.<br />don't cry for me Argentina.....<br />love <br />jared and the black lips(fuck christmas)the Black lipshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02932417543996356621noreply@blogger.com