tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76821558552356514902009-04-26T19:51:40.897-07:00What Grace SaidNever a dull momentJimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-3110206309659052282009-04-26T19:51:00.001-07:002009-04-26T19:51:35.163-07:00"These are my three favorite words"pathetic<br />Ethiopia<br />glockenspiel<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-311020630965905228?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-37122101950711368112008-04-30T16:39:00.001-07:002008-04-30T16:39:49.197-07:00Where the words wait"I have a mouth full of words to say."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3712210195071136811?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-42629194712308349552008-03-13T17:20:00.001-07:002008-03-13T17:22:08.066-07:00A reminderGrace: Who's that talking on the radio?<br />Jimmy: Anne Rice.<br />Grace: Who's she?<br />Jimmy: A writer.<br />Grace: I feel like I've heard her name before.<br />Jimmy: You might have. She's a very popular book writer.<br />Grace: Are you a popular book writer?<br />Jimmy: (pause) No.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-4262919471230834955?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-33052782058477675262008-01-27T15:53:00.000-08:002008-01-27T15:54:13.975-08:00The contradictions of life"I like pink, but I don't like pink."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3305278205847767526?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-52018072984665168892008-01-23T12:32:00.002-08:002008-01-23T12:36:35.235-08:00What a writer regrets"If I didn't watch tv yesterday, my brain would be fresh and I would have all these wonderful sentences."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5201807298466516889?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-40407498357888333092008-01-23T12:32:00.001-08:002008-01-23T12:32:56.852-08:00What a writer regrets"If I didn't watch tv yesterday, my brain would be fresh and I would have all these wonderful sentences."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-4040749835788833309?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-11798007351988994242008-01-22T06:49:00.000-08:002008-01-22T07:05:26.393-08:00Now and forever<em>Dragontales</em> is still in my blood.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-1179800735198899424?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-91469964018532389082008-01-16T18:05:00.000-08:002008-01-16T18:06:33.269-08:00Jimmy wishes this would happen to him"The sentences are coming at me so quickly."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-9146996401853238908?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-66799032540168828752008-01-12T06:01:00.001-08:002008-01-12T06:01:55.643-08:00She's deep"[Name redacted] sort-of doesn't know how life works."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-6679903254016882875?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-7518087972617564552008-01-05T14:15:00.001-08:002008-01-05T14:18:17.812-08:00Logic"If you're warm, you're loved."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-751808797261756455?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-34378665234878216002007-12-10T04:31:00.001-08:002007-12-10T04:31:44.655-08:00Happy Monday morning"My toothpaste tastes pitiful!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3437866523487821600?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-10501056444763139492007-11-25T13:51:00.000-08:002007-11-25T13:52:00.933-08:00Supermarket instructions"Get me some meat, because I'm not going to be a vegetarian until Thursday."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-1050105644476313949?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-21999539465120359262007-11-16T05:30:00.000-08:002007-11-16T05:31:11.200-08:00At the peak of this morning's braiding emergency[screaming] Dad! You don't anything about anything! Capiche?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-2199953946512035926?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-87604620939229180782007-11-15T18:02:00.000-08:002007-11-15T18:03:35.798-08:00Must prioritize"I'm thirsty and I have to go to the bathroom."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8760462093922918078?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-53262478449127932412007-11-05T06:18:00.001-08:002007-11-05T06:19:43.628-08:00"explanation point"That's what she says instead of "exclamation point."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5326247844912793241?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-20806851775026270592007-10-30T06:28:00.000-07:002007-10-30T06:29:48.344-07:00Last night, at 11.02 pm, she's asleep, but ......she shouts "Mom!" Then, quieter, she says, "I'm a pirate."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-2080685177502627059?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-87144604061647987522007-10-28T18:44:00.000-07:002007-10-28T18:45:10.172-07:00What I don't have and what I have"I don't have any homework, but I have a bladder like a kitten."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8714460406164798752?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-83738589343691094642007-10-27T08:10:00.000-07:002007-10-27T08:20:58.507-07:00Before it's too late"Dad, you'd better take the laundry downstairs before it turns into Mt. Everest."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8373858934369109464?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-74105174037335065352007-10-26T17:31:00.001-07:002007-10-26T17:37:30.321-07:00Ask her anything"I am a walking Eli encyclopedia."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-7410517403733506535?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-50432855289630415122007-10-26T11:24:00.000-07:002007-10-26T11:25:15.092-07:00Not the game I brought her up to play"Dad, let's play Fox News!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5043285528963041512?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-89329333215642675962007-10-26T09:32:00.000-07:002007-10-26T09:33:26.677-07:00After noticing that her vegetarian siblings weren't home for dinner"Yay, it's meat night!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8932933321564267596?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-64675021322871414952007-10-26T07:12:00.001-07:002007-10-26T07:12:46.203-07:00Not today"I always have these great ideas, but not today."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-6467502132287141495?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-68923769455980268912007-10-15T04:12:00.001-07:002007-10-15T04:12:53.356-07:00Disparity"I have a little iPod and you all have glasses."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-6892376945598026891?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-53406570217127807462007-10-05T06:17:00.000-07:002007-10-05T06:18:20.529-07:00More evidence that her parents are insufficiently attuned to her"You only wash things that I can't wear on drowsy days."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5340657021712780746?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-35685517707634037772007-10-01T18:20:00.000-07:002007-10-01T18:22:20.233-07:00Whose nut?Jane: Grace, you're a nut.<br />Grace: But I'm <i>your</i> nut.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3568551770763403777?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0