<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491</id><updated>2009-10-28T08:01:41.543-04:00</updated><title type='text'>soft hands</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1068</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-624447345750989840</id><published>2009-10-28T07:54:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T08:00:48.246-04:00</updated><title type='text'>two things.</title><summary type='text'>1) loling: Eventually, I think about a year and a half or something went by, and he went to spring training with us (in big league camp), and once we had him in spring training, Dick Pole and I — Dick Pole was my pitching coach...[charlie manuel spins a long ass yarn courtesy of lohud]2) extreme opposite of loling: again per lohud somewhere, joe west will be an umpire in the WS. thanks for be so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/624447345750989840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=624447345750989840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/624447345750989840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/624447345750989840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2009/10/two-things.html' title='two things.'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1450222097288421585</id><published>2009-10-18T16:08:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-18T16:08:56.578-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1450222097288421585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1450222097288421585' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1450222097288421585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1450222097288421585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2009/10/lol.html' title='LOL'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3789565373211537477</id><published>2008-07-26T06:31:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-26T06:41:38.981-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i don&apos;t want dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='juney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='michael'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i know that i love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teh office'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>e-convo otd</title><summary type='text'>high and tight mike: So I'll be at Comic Con all weekend, starting in about 10 minutes. Well Friday and Saturday at least... Who wants to bet I'm the only one who asks Michael Shur a baseball question?[which is great on its own, but then here comes]june has decided (who, sometimes, in her own cryptic fashion, is like knowing a living breathing version of the kevin bacon game): tell him i'm sorry </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3789565373211537477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3789565373211537477' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3789565373211537477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3789565373211537477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/e-convo-otd.html' title='e-convo otd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2870939197659730436</id><published>2008-07-12T17:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-12T17:16:15.026-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sadness'/><title type='text'>:(</title><summary type='text'>Bobby Murcer lost his gallant and determined fight with brain cancer Saturday, a little more than a year-and-half after first being diagnosed with the most aggressive form of tumors. He was 62, and while most of those last 19 months of a life-too-short were spent enduring exhaustive, often-agonizing after-effects of intense chemotherapy and radiation, Murcer, true to his upbeat nature, regarded </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2870939197659730436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2870939197659730436' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2870939197659730436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2870939197659730436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-post.html' title=':('/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6623926536282363289</id><published>2008-07-02T20:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-02T20:51:17.876-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><title type='text'>lol wut</title><summary type='text'>"Alex is in New York with the Yankees and Cynthia has left their kids to go be with Lenny - not cool."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6623926536282363289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6623926536282363289' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6623926536282363289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6623926536282363289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/lol-wut.html' title='lol wut'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8002991546379186450</id><published>2008-06-18T18:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T18:53:32.023-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugh'/><title type='text'>ah ha ha ha</title><summary type='text'>The New York Yankees signed veteran righty Sidney Ponson to a minor league contract on Wednesday in an attempt to bulk up their starting rotation.The 31-year-old Ponson was 4-1 with a 3.88 earned run average in nine starts before being designated for assignment by the Texas Rangers on June 6. [tsn] </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8002991546379186450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8002991546379186450' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8002991546379186450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8002991546379186450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/06/ah-ha-ha-ha.html' title='ah ha ha ha'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5211357421952389965</id><published>2008-06-08T17:40:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-08T22:07:07.505-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='%#^%*$'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"my friend pointed at [the mental conditioning room] on the site plan and said, 'oh, A-Rod is getting his own office.'" - juneh in the comments section of her FANTASTIC* sneak preview post about the new yankees stadium*except for the part about field championship seats being TWENTY FUCKING FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS which naturally isn't her fault. note to self: stop eating, get implants, and embark on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5211357421952389965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5211357421952389965' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5211357421952389965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5211357421952389965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/06/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6720284618704640260</id><published>2008-05-30T08:01:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-30T08:02:52.369-04:00</updated><title type='text'>baseball? what's that?</title><summary type='text'>was just half listening to morning joe and caught something like this:mike barnicle: [lots of smack talk about the mets beating the dodgers]chuck todd: what happened to joe torre? i thought we were getting american league joe torre, not national league joe torre. it just proves the national league is better, it's easier to win when you're managing softball.mika brezsinsksisniski: there goes the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6720284618704640260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6720284618704640260' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6720284618704640260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6720284618704640260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/05/baseball-whats-that.html' title='baseball? what&apos;s that?'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6121888414193961337</id><published>2008-05-11T17:20:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-11T17:20:41.942-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yes men'/><title type='text'>no words</title><summary type='text'>(thanks alex :D)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6121888414193961337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6121888414193961337' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6121888414193961337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6121888414193961337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/05/no-words.html' title='no words'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4708782783158644019</id><published>2008-04-27T14:33:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T16:06:10.157-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"i had a nice career. [pause] i wish i could remember it." - david cone"that was a good call by angel hernendez." - opus michael kay</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4708782783158644019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4708782783158644019' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4708782783158644019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4708782783158644019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/qotd_27.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6570341093752237472</id><published>2008-04-16T11:21:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-16T11:25:11.496-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bogosphere'/><title type='text'>weeping with laughter you guys</title><summary type='text'>I ....... am writing...... really.... really........ fucking..... slowly....... as..... a .... public ... service..... to ...... you..... all..... so..... that... you might.... get .... used ..... to ...... this..... excru.... ciating..... pace...... in time...... for....... tonight's......... Orioles...... starter....... Steve.... fucking..... slow-...... ass..... Trachsel.moar at drunk jays </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6570341093752237472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6570341093752237472' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6570341093752237472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6570341093752237472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/weeping-with-laughter-you-guys.html' title='weeping with laughter you guys'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7500882438577765739</id><published>2008-04-16T10:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-16T10:47:22.409-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rolleyes'/><title type='text'>immature yankees fans everywhere: rejoice!</title><summary type='text'>latroy hawkins has given up your precioussssss.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7500882438577765739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7500882438577765739' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7500882438577765739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7500882438577765739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/immature-yankees-fans-everywhere.html' title='immature yankees fans everywhere: rejoice!'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-228510633155983663</id><published>2008-04-14T12:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T12:31:06.124-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"every time robbie swings and misses a little part of joe morgan dies." - kimmeh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/228510633155983663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=228510633155983663' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/228510633155983663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/228510633155983663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3459726237793961088</id><published>2008-04-09T17:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T17:22:51.602-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are annoying'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='why yes i am objectifying you'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my feelings about how a baseball player should wear his work clothes (see here) are well known and patiently tolerated by my circle of trust friends. i disapprove highly of droopy jammie bottoms in the workplace, and it's nice to have my outrage validated by mr jesse barfield:What ever happened to the fashion police in baseball? Have you guys seen these uniforms some of these guys are wearing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3459726237793961088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3459726237793961088' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3459726237793961088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3459726237793961088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-feelings-about-how-baseball-player.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7000378102728010047</id><published>2008-04-08T15:14:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T15:20:03.209-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are annoying'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hmph'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stfu'/><title type='text'>bothersome crap du jour</title><summary type='text'>dear yankee stadium crowd,paul o'neill's been retired for a hundred years. it's about time someone took 21. get over it already. i hate some of you people so much sometimes,lupe***dear john flaherty,cut your hair!sincerelythe concerned women of the tri-state area</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7000378102728010047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7000378102728010047' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7000378102728010047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7000378102728010047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/bothersome-crap-du-jour.html' title='bothersome crap du jour'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8149269912397724105</id><published>2008-04-07T13:51:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T14:04:00.979-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the wave? fuck you'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my favorite blog of the minute, drunk jays fans, has very thoughtfully done baseball going people a great service by putting together a guide to the wave that i demand everyone read. thank you.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8149269912397724105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8149269912397724105' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8149269912397724105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8149269912397724105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-favorite-blog-of-minute-drunk-jays.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5215097065605327892</id><published>2008-04-05T12:04:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T12:13:30.384-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nom nom nom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='squee'/><title type='text'>three of my favorite things on the planet, together!</title><summary type='text'>baseball, bacon (flavor anyway), and potatoes:(lifted from the OFFICIAL bacon salt blog)*homer simpson drool*</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5215097065605327892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5215097065605327892' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5215097065605327892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5215097065605327892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/three-of-my-favorite-things-on-planet.html' title='three of my favorite things on the planet, together!'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8986951243990747050</id><published>2008-04-05T10:14:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T10:27:31.300-04:00</updated><title type='text'>kb rules everything around me</title><summary type='text'>I don't know what it is about Fridays that makes this team just...fall apart, but I (as well as the rest of my Season Ticket Crew) do know that they will win tomorrow in kick-ass fashion. Because tomorrow, the sun will shine dazzingly, Andy Pettitte will throw a perfect game (with one arm tied behind his back, his self-prescribed penance for HGH usage), and Alex Rodriguez, needing a homer for the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8986951243990747050/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8986951243990747050' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8986951243990747050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8986951243990747050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/kb-rules-everything-around-me.html' title='&lt;a href=&quot;http://kabsy77.blogspot.com&quot;&gt;kb&lt;/a&gt; rules everything around me'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1567664365098346447</id><published>2008-04-02T23:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T23:50:10.778-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>oldie but goodie qutd</title><summary type='text'>shannon: hey what are these things called where the player crosses home plate? it's been so long i forgetme: those are runs, miss. don't feel bad, i can't remember what they call that thing that happens when the yankees end up with more runs than the other teamkimmeh: lupe, those are called dreams.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1567664365098346447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1567664365098346447' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1567664365098346447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1567664365098346447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/oldie-but-goodie-qutd.html' title='oldie but goodie qutd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4119698579366704075</id><published>2008-03-31T19:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T19:42:22.513-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='small ball? fuck you'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"if i could do it all over again, i'd bunt more." -- joe morgan</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4119698579366704075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4119698579366704075' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4119698579366704075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4119698579366704075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd_31.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6286500053866815384</id><published>2008-03-31T08:20:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T09:58:13.229-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='national league'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='screwing the blouse man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='less than three'/><title type='text'>HAPPY OPENING DAY YOU GUYS</title><summary type='text'>: smithers, are they booing me?: uh, no sir, they're saying boo-URNS. boo-URNS! [to the crowd]: excuse me, are you saying boo or boo-urns?: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11: i was saying boo-urns :( anyway: rain rain go away!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6286500053866815384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6286500053866815384' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6286500053866815384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6286500053866815384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-opening-day-you-guys.html' title='HAPPY OPENING DAY YOU GUYS'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4714693965269049302</id><published>2008-03-30T12:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-30T12:26:05.998-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are annoying'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>who came up with generation tres? it's tres suck.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4714693965269049302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4714693965269049302' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4714693965269049302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4714693965269049302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-came-up-with-generation-tres-its.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-417602320108340191</id><published>2008-03-28T09:57:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T09:58:49.050-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>so matsui snuck off to get hitched, and hilarity ensued:“We’ve got a bet going,” Matsui replied. “If he doesn’t get married within a year, I win the bet. Basically the bet was, whoever gets married first wins. Jeter said he himself doesn’t have a girlfriend, so he’s getting a one-year handicap.”Back in the clubhouse, we found Jeter and told him the news about Matsui. Jeter, who loves to say that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/417602320108340191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=417602320108340191' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/417602320108340191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/417602320108340191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/so-matsui-snuck-off-to-get-hitched-and.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7821356571162991288</id><published>2008-03-27T17:16:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T17:18:11.609-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"it makes you wonder just how bad this recession's gonna be if DSW can't sell shoes to women." - some guy on cnbc just now</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7821356571162991288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7821356571162991288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7821356571162991288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7821356571162991288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd_27.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3917407888410125135</id><published>2008-03-20T18:47:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-20T18:48:52.736-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='why yes i am objectifying you'/><title type='text'>picspam otd</title><summary type='text'>ignore reggie.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3917407888410125135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3917407888410125135' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3917407888410125135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3917407888410125135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/picspam-otd.html' title='picspam otd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00277318366409089614'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>16</thr:total></entry></feed>