tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512085.post-16806584602790365002008-03-05T06:26:00.000-08:002008-03-05T01:33:51.402-08:00Today I saw a really important old politics speech on TV! It was by John F. Kennedy. John F. Kennedy said,<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you!" </span><br /><br />Isn't that super? It is the question we all should be asking ourselves! Why can't the country do anything for us?! I saw that car gas is "twice" what it is supposed to be, and every single day a guy with a gun blows away six people at a Wendy's in Los Angeles! Plus, if you don't have health insurance, you have to go to the worst hospital in the area and wait for eight hours while a crazy guy in a gray trench coat wigs out! (ER)<br /><br />Here is my list of things America can do for ME the next time it asks!<br /><br />1) No more crazy guys. I don't mean you should lock them up and put away the key, but at least get them on a bus and take a vote about where everyone wants to go. Maybe have team jerseys to boost spirits! On the back, in a little arc, letters could spell C R A Z Y. Ball caps could help keep their hair tamed. <br /><br />2) Close all of the Wendy's in Los Angeles. Gun sales will probably go to zero once gun buyers see that.<br /><br />3) Shampoo might be cheaper than ball caps, actually. You know what? I bet if you gave most crazy guys a good shampoo and conditioning rinse, their hair would just look like regular baseball player hair! WAIT A MINUTE I JUST SOLVED HOMELESSNESS! Have Crazy League, where crazy guys travel the country and play each other! It will work perfectly, because if one of the crazy guys starts to act <span style="font-style: italic;">super</span> crazy, the rest will be like, "COME ON ROGER WE MADE IT THIS FAR." Mr. Bear says this is called "group dynamics."menoreply@blogger.com