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A great photo list from Jocelyn in Canada and BestWeekEver (more photos at link). The giraffe tongue is creeping me out, though.Is that Sharon Stone?

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Ouch. Dude got told.best of craigslist > indianapolis >To stud driving red Suburban thru Noblesville/Westfield/Carmel today - w4m Date: 2009-09-28, 9:15PM EDT Dear Mr. Red Chevy Suburban with white Indiana license plate [deleted]:I saw you this afternoon in traffic in Hamilton County. At 3:43 p.m., to be exact. And I felt compelled to write to you.Considering the bags under your puffy eyes

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They are douchebags. Word.

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Pervy bubbles make me laugh.

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From The Huffington Post. Link from FOLOTD and new mom, Regan.LITTLE POLE DANCERThe keywords on the box read "Interesting," "Flash," and "Up and Down," which sound like they were written by the happiest pedophile in playland.YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABYThat baby doesn't need shaving, it needs to be returned to the elfdom from whence it came.INFANT NIPPLE TASSEL TEE"Something for the evening" for your

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So many prospects, so little time. Some of these are jokes -- at least you hope so.

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This is crude, foul and inappropriate. In other words, perfect for LOTD. Enjoy!

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30 from a list of 100+ at TheDipstop.comIf you make fun of a sports team for 10 years and then when they suddenly do well, you jump on the bandwagon and act as if you've always been a fan... you are an asshole!If you take up two parking spaces for one car... you are an asshole! (unless you have to get your wheelchair out of your car)If you fart while passing in front of people in the movie

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Stuart mentioned Midge Ure, which made me think of Ultravox. Then Wendy requested "Vienna," so this one's for her:This one's for me.

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Dirty old vampire.From Sheila.

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All from the Leno show, which I don't watch, because I'm betting these are the only funny thing on there.

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Interesting choice. And I thought it was weird when we had to learn "Sir Duke" in junior high band.

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From Maxim.com. They forgot the man in the Hathaway shirt. And wasn't there a patch-wearing baddie in The Road Warrior?ELLE DRIVER (Kill Bill)Quentin Tarantino's parade of slutty Halloween costumes in Kill Bill reached its zenith with the lovely Elle (especially in "Nurse mode"). While she's good with the sword, she's bad with the balls: she loses one eye to Pai Mei, her martial arts trainer, and

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If this doesn't get you, check your pulse.

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Saints begorah! I guess somebody bought some Schlitz Malt Liquor.Best moment at 1:05.

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Boobies!Mostly rated PG but with the occasional R. Check it out.

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I urge all citizens to be on the lookout for...Mr. Spock(link)Enik the SleestakGortA member of Blue Oyster Cult(link)Whatever the fuck this is(link)ChewbaccaOne of those Quizno's rat thingiesSomeone looking for a combA man wearing a giant vagina on his headSteve BuscemiSteve Martin(link)MoeKid Rock?Pablo from Pablo CruiseHunter S. ThompsonKarl Rove(link)John Leguizamo on meth(link)George Harrison

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I wonder if he died yet.best of craigslist > philadelphia >IN A WELL, NEED LADDER Date: 2009-09-11, 4:13PM EDT I'm offering a reward for the first person who shows up with at least a 25 foot ladder to the well off of rt. 322 and Sugarsbridge Rd. My friends won't come because they think i'm joking. I'm definitely NOT... I have water but have not eaten in two days.Reward is negotiable

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Here, smell this.From Traci.

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Huh. Learn something new every day.They ate his liver without any chianti or fava beans. Th-th-th-th-th-th.

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This one's from Wendy in RI, who's been house-hunting for her upcoming move to VA. Two nasty stories about how other people live.From: WendyTo: ChicasSent: Thu, November 5, 2009 9:35:53 AMSubject: a diamond in the roughHad to share a gem we came across yesterday. Looked okay outside, but the key wouldn't work to get in. After a minute a guy comes walking up in his overalls, says he's the occupant

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This could've been funnier, but my disdain for Microsoft trumps missed humor opportunities, so here ya go. It still made me laugh.

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From MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com, which has hundreds more of these. Many thanks to Tracey for the link.Undertaker KennyKennybomberKenny ReadyKenny FeathersCapt. Kenny MorganShiny Happy KennyLipless KennyKenny Gotta PeeMichael McKennyKenny DundeeSilkience (TM) KennyWhen-To-Fold-'Em KennyKenny VelvetVegas Panther KennyConductor KennyKenny SarandonBedroom Eyes KennyKenny Just Woke UpSun God

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I can see how this would help hardened criminals.Now I get why rabbits bite people.

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Here's a little 70s cheese to sprinkle on your dinner. When I was little I thought they were saying, "Precious and few are the moments we toucans share," and I pictured Toucan Sam singing love songs to his girlfriend (Toucan Susie?) when he wasn't shilling for Froot Loops. Kids -- such fuckin' idiots.Speaking of birds, what's that thing playing bass? Looks like the love child of Big Bird and John

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