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This one's making the rounds... C. Walken reading the lyrics to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." Good stuff.

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All from you, my loyal readers. Thank you.

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This one's for Mary for being forgiving.

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The story is BS but still amusing.From Emmi and FailBlog.org.

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From AOL TV. The article's a bit uneven, but I took the good, I took the bad, I took them both and then I had.. this post.Natalie Green (Mindy Cohn)Then: She was discovered by future co-star Charlotte Rae when Rae was researching for the show at Cohn's L.A. school, Harvard-Westlake. Natalie was central in 'FoL' episodes on adoption (Natalie was adopted), self-image (she was overweight), religion

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Here's another movie I won't be seeing, for reasons that will be obvious if you've read this blog for any amount of time. That said, I did laugh a couple of times during the trailer, and SJP looks as hot as ever (cough). Still not seeing it, though.

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Oh, Jackie. Why? Why?!Saw this yesterday and just hung my head. I guess JC saw how much money Eddie Murphy was making doing shit kid movies and thought, hey, I want summa that.

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Ha! If Precious Moments figurines make you want to vomit, then this is your lucky day. Great Photoshop work from the readers of Worth1000.com.My First DownsizingLil' Serial KillerLook, I Pissed Myself

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No school here today, so I just got back from taking my kid to see the Michael Jackson movie, This Is It. Her choice, not mine, but we both enjoyed it. It helps if you like his music, and I do (most of it). Anyhoo, his band was excellent, especially guitarist Orianthi Panagaris. Watch this sheila go, man.

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Is this for real? WTF? Isn't this what curling irons do?From Traci.

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From Mr. Minimac and Cracked.com."Sex is something everyone claims to be good at, but very few people actually take the time to research. For a man to be a successful lover, he has to be attentive, fit and focused. As for a woman, she must be awake-ish and attached to her vagina.I searched through dozens of used book stores to find research done on the art of sexing. Say a silent prayer for the

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From Melissa and The Onion.

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We're all criminals. These are the unlucky ones who get caught.Eye fought the law and the law won.Forgive & forget -- after you work 'em over with your brass knucklesTell Buckwheat to come get Momma out of jail!Wide-eyed at the crack of DawnI crown you King Of DipshitsMy moustache tastes like gin!Is that a Snuggie?Where's Waldo?Too old to be a cougar. More like a saber-tooth tiger.Martha Plimpton

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Halloween isn't complete without this classic Jan Terri spooker. Melissa A. was kind enough to point me to this Daily Show segment on Jan. The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10cJan Terri: Video Vanguardwww.thedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorHealth Care Crisis

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I'll be having nightmares about this thing. And ventriloquist dummies. Seriously - how the hell does this sell cars?

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I bet it was the same guys who stole the Shriners' mini-cars.

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A great list/article from Spinderfella and MuchMusic.com.I don't necessarily agree with all of the examples.We've all come in contact with that drunken guy at the party (hell, perhaps you've been that drunken guy) who corners you and makes you listen to a song that's "changed his life." Because music has this ability to affect its listeners, its creators of said music are often idolized. This fan

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From an LOTD regular who wishes to remain anonymous. She says, "Silly me didn't fall in love at first sight." I dunno, I think they had some nice chemistry.HIM: I just wanted to say I think you're a lovely lady,seem like you're very funny, have a great life with your son, and even know what you want out of life, which is a hard thing to find these days!!! lol I'm *****, and would love if you

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Yeah. Ok. Anyhoo, the one at 1:12 looks like Frances Fisher.From Wendy in RI.

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What's your best physical feature? Eyes? Boobs? Feet? Legs? Uvula?Your worst?Out with it.

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Funny stuff from James Franco and FunnyOrDie.com. Don't miss the ending. Hilarious.

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Me so hungry.

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From Moviefone. They've excluded "music documentaries, concert films, musicals or movies whose soundtracks are mostly (or entirely) scores." They also excluded some of my favorites, including Boogie Nights, Something Wild and The Wall. How dare they not consult me before making this list.I'm only listing some of the 40. Follow the link at bottom to see the rest.40. The Wedding Singer (1998)

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It'd be great to be Tom Brady -- until Sunday.From Felipe.

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From VanityFair.com.The Proust Questionnaire PortraitsWhat is your greatest regret? On what occasion do you lie? In an excerpt from the magazine’s latest hardcover effort, Vanity Fair’s Proust Questionnaire, 10 of our age’s most recognizable luminaries submit to Marcel Proust’s favorite parlor game. Plus: Answer your own Proust Questionnaire using your Facebook account. (And if you do, send it to

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