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A great list from Phil at Felipe Beach, who was kind enough to let me to repost it here. Thanks, bro. Of course, I had to add my own two cents here and there (in italics). The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly “3rd” movies As Hollywood has expanded and bloated over the years, so have the number of long-running movie series it produces. A movie series, I have decided, is defined by having at least

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Well allrighty then. Now you know. Great use of desciptive language here. "Sausage-shaped." "Like nuts." "Blobs." "Fluffy." "Mushy."

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Whoa. They must pay big money in Japan. From CollegeGirl. .

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Think no one understands you? Think there's no cure for what ails you? Think again. If you have issues, no matter how bizarre, there's probably a support group out there that deals with it. Like these... * The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation (link from Jessica) Assholes Anonymous 12 Step Pagans Lip Balm Anonymous I Hate Clowns Human Spontaneous Involuntary Invisibility (HSII) Vulg-Anon:

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An SNL classic. .

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best of craigslist > new york > who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m Originally Posted: Sun, 20 Apr 12:56 EDT who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m Date: 2008-04-20, 12:56PM EDT a) how did you get into my mailbox in the first place, it is locked b) did you kill the bird c) it died horribly, that much was clear d) you're psycho e) do I know you f) if I do know you I don't want

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A little late, I suppose, but that's why it's not called Timely List Of The Day. This one's from Rolling Stone, notorious for crappy lists, and it doesn't disappoint. Rap-heavy and the obligatory Radiohead inclusion. But Britney Spears? Please. Here's 20; see the rest here. The picks and the copy are all theirs, so don't bitch at me. I'm not ashamed to say I've only heard about three songs on

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I meant to run this yesterday. A classic from Mr. T that I never tire of posting.

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More great Photoshops of celebs as regular people, from PlanetHiltron. See Volume 1 here. Celine Ann Coulter TomKat Larry Scarlett Michael Nikki H. Fergie (Those kind of bangs are called the "Kennesaw Claw" around these parts) Michael & Catherine Gwen Hilary Hugh & Holly ("The Girls Next Door") Kendra ("The Girls Next Door") 80s Paris Joy & Elizabeth ("The View") Kim K. (Or, as

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Wow, this turned out even better than I expected. So many great pics from you all -- thank you. A wonderful collection of moms. I decided not to use any kids' names, since not everyone supplied them or wanted them posted. If you sent me a photo and I left you out, or if your photo is mislabeled, please let me know and I will fix it. Happy Mother's Day. Momz rule! DeAnne & Danna's mom,

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. (I've already received almost 50 great pics to post tomorrow. Don't be left out!) This Sunday is Mother's Day, and, to celebrate, I'd planned to post a bunch of pics of random moms. Instead, though, I'd love post pics from you, my readers... either pics of you who are moms (with or without kids, doesn't matter), or pics of your mom, or anything that says "mom" to you. I'll just post a bunch

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A rerun from way back in April '07, the very first week of LOTD. Since then, both Maxim and Cracked have done similar lists. Are they ripping me off? I hope so. Bob Herr Rove Cameron Neil Ozzy Britney Tommy Amy Mini-Me Whitney Willie Grimace Chopper guy R.E.M. Dick Slash Courtney Keith Danny Bonadouchebag .

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A Mother's Day weekend video for you, courtesy of Miss Daisy.

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"Asian shemales playing" - As tempting as this is, I'm going to pass. "Give your wife something to work with" - Good idea. She really wants a miter saw. "Claim your Olive Garden gift card NOW" - No thanks, we have plenty of ketchup and macaroni at home. "Coed in glasses gets f*cked while riding on top of c*ck" - From the Department of Redundancy Department "You are very beautiful, carymc!" -

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This beast just appeared in my driveway. I heard him gobble-gobbling long before I saw him -- they are loud. And then there he was, so I had to get a picture. I've seen them on the street before, actually. They usually travel in pairs, a tom and a hen. I'm told a bunch of them live wild in a nearby forest. Every few months or so they will venture out and walk down our busy street, where cars

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A series of goofy music videos that we (Spinderfella, Mrs. Spinderfella and I) made for the annual Clint Eastwood marathon at TBS years ago. We'd promoted these movies so many times already, we decided to do something a little different (and cheesy). They're short, so I'm posting them all. A Fistful of Dollars Hang 'em High Dirty Harry For A Few Dollars More Magnum Force Escape

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From Sharp As A Marble, an ad for Sparkle Market in New Cumberland, West Virginia. Photoshop job? Not according to Sharp: "My wife works for (a company involved in the publication of newspapers in that area). This ad went out in the Weirton Daily Times a couple of years ago. I can attest to its validity." Click for a larger view. .

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Funny "stuff" from Bethany Keeley's Blog of "Unnecessary Quotations." They mean "Snow" Creek. Do you see any? "Engrish" They're not "appetizing." And you don't "order" them. We put old stuff out whenever we want to get rid of it. "Overnight guest rooms available." At the inn. Imagine that. What the "fuck"? It's more like a bowl, really. "Of the building. On the ground." Wink,

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From Cracked.com 10. John Mayer - "Your Body Is A Wonderland" "One mile to every inch of Your skin like porcelain One pair of candy lips and Your bubblegum tongue." Jesus Christ, John. You almost had it, too. The cliches sort of worked for a little while, but then you decide to venture out into the land of uncharted metaphors, and the best you can come up with is bubblegum

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From Kate and Keva. All courtesy of GraphJam.com. .

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Last month's Sponsor Of The Day products. Richie Sambora action figure, from WickedCoolStuff.com Betty Boop rubber duckie, from Celebriducks Limited Edition Darth Vader golf bag, from Bridgestone Sports Elderly Tattoos, from Perpetual Kid Tic Tac Toast, from Perpetual Kid Beef bandages, from DancingWorm.com Ear-Ring key ring, from DancingWorm.com Beer Belt, from

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From Chris Rock's "Bring The Pain," one of the funniest comedy concerts I've ever seen. Not safe for work. Not at all.

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From MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com, which has hundreds more of these. Many thanks to Tracey for the link. Undertaker Kenny Hot Tub Kenny Kenny Feathers No Lip Kenny Kenny Gotta Pee See No Kenny Soft Hair Kenny Black Velvet Kenny Conductor Kenny Smooth Kenny Sun God Kenny Freaky Dog Twin Kenny Groovy Mesh Tank Top Kenny Kini Raja And one guy who doesn't...

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When I heard that Neil was on "American Idol" last week, it immediately made me think of this SNL classic. You will never her the song "America" the same way again.

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. ... got it on... did the deed... got horizontal... made the beast... bumped uglies? By wild I mean unusual or risky... like in the back of your SUV in broad daylight in a grocery store parking lot. Feel free to answer anonymously if you like; I won't look to see who you are (unless it's really kinky). The question brings to mind this classic Newlywed Game moment. In case you couldn't

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