tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-65070687371957810832009-07-01T13:53:00.004-04:002009-07-01T14:16:14.676-04:00You're a perky Twenty-something with pink lips and red-rimmed eyes, driving a purple Scion at 92 MPH, while texting your BFFs on your rhinestone-studded "Sidekick" and merging into traffic at will.<br /><br />Later in the month, you'll keep us all waiting in traffic court as you spend 25 minutes "arguing" with your eyelashes and exposed cleavage your side of causing a 34 car pile up.<br /><br />You subsequently try and sue the city for the 85 "valuable" Twitter followers lost during your time in court.<br /><br />Words and lies,<br /><br />-FRS<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-6507068737195781083?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/></div>Fake Rockstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05731958581835850703noreply@blogger.com0