Because They Deserve It

Madonna Quickie

2008-10-28T07:32:00.000-07:00

Reports have stormed in that Madonna and Guy Ritchie could be divorced as soon as next week thanks to their daughter Lourdes who begged them to "stop being mean to each other." However the couple still have a lot to discuss like the custody of their children. Guy wants to keep them in England and Madonna wasn't to take them to America. Also there are rumours that Madonna wants to adopt another child, something guy was always against.

It's Britney Biopic Bitch

2008-10-28T07:26:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears is set to star in a movie...all about her. British director Phil Griffin was apparently impressed by Spears in her guest spot on How I Met Your Mother. Weird, how could he have been impressed, her total air time for both episodes was like what? Less than 20 minutes?

Jenny To Dress Up Like Angie

2008-10-28T07:16:00.000-07:00

Not not Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt. The star revealed to ET that she will don an Angie Jolie Pitt halloween costume. The ensemble? "lots of babies! And I'm going to look really sultry and really drop dead gorgeous." One word. No.

New Mariah

2008-10-28T07:10:00.000-07:00

Her new album is not doing so well (enter Mariah Carey: The Ballads) yet Mimi is still releasing songs. Click here to see her new vid for "I Stay In Love". I like it, well better than the last song anyways.

Here Comes Ugly

2008-10-27T13:12:00.000-07:00

British socialite Peaches Geldof is set to guest star on ABC's Ugly Betty. Producers of the show caught Geldofs TV debut where she ran a magazine for a day, they instantly recognised Peaches as a 'trust fund brat' which interestingly is what they're lucking for.

Lohan No Lez

2008-10-27T13:07:00.000-07:00

Despite her relationship with Samantha Ronson Lindsay Lohan says she isn't a lesbian. The movie turned TV actress says Sam is the only woman for her and if anything bad happened between them, she would be the last woman.

Beckam Heading Back To England

2008-10-27T13:03:00.000-07:00

The soccer star has been offered a multi million dollar deal to head back to his homeland to play for native team the Spurrs. The captain of the spurrs believes David will chose his team over Milan because the move to italy will strain his relationship with wife, fashionista Posh. Which side will Becks choose?

FBI Confirms Hudson Nephew Dead

2008-10-27T12:58:00.000-07:00

The FBI has confirmed that the body of a boy discovered in an SUV is Julian Hudson, Jennifer Hudson's nephew. Hudson's ex-brother-in-law, the only suspect is still in police custody.

Bono Parties With Teens

2008-10-26T11:56:00.000-07:00

Nope not his daughters. Gross and what would Mrs Bono say?

Grace Dying To Work

2008-10-26T11:25:00.000-07:00

Beautiful TV/movie actress Debra Messing refuses NOT to dye her hair. The natural brunette says directors don't notice women who all look the same which is why she's dyes her hair red- she has such pretty hair but it DOES look better red.

Posh Does It Again

2008-10-26T11:19:00.001-07:00

Despite the fact that posh's last reality show, her move to America, totally stank she's been offered $16 million to make another...for Italy! The deal comes after hot hubby David is moving to Milan to play soccer there for a season. But will Posh accept? Will she move with David to one of the fashion capitals of the world? You'd think yes but several sources say she doesn't want to leave L.A, she's been blinded by too many stars!

Scream 4

2008-10-26T11:09:00.000-07:00

Is there a chance? My sources tell me YES! Yay, Neve is making a comeback!!!

Affleck Regrets Relationship With J-Lo

2008-10-26T11:00:00.000-07:00

The out of work actor says that he and Jenny from the block fell in love too fast and too hard and the media attention around their relationship was unbearable- he regrets what they had.

Atleast he has Jennifer Garner right?

Obama Prays

2008-10-26T10:51:00.000-07:00

Barack Obama and his wife are praying for the safe return of Jennifer Hudson's nephew. Jennifer, who recently lost her mother and brother in a brutal attack, was offered the opportunity to open a convention centre for the pres candidate early in the year but declined however she's always been a supporter of Obama.

"Michelle and I were absolutely heartbroken to learn about this unimaginable tragedy and we want Jennifer to know that she is in our thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time. We also pray for the swift and safe return of her young nephew."

UPDATE: FBI now involved in the search for Hudson's nephew.

Nicole Ritchie Adopting

2008-10-25T12:15:00.000-07:00

The reality star is set on adopting the latest trend- a baby! Paris's BFF has been asking questions about the adoption process and wants to do it. But does Joel Madden, her boyfriend?

Slutty Buffy

2008-10-25T07:32:00.000-07:00

Buffy would'nt approve or would she? Well in any case Sarah Michelle Gellar aka the chosen one sluts it up for a Randall Slavin shoot. I think they're totally hot but I'm obsessed with with Buffy so biased much? Check out all the pics here.

Other Slavin photoshoot alums include the one and only Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars- oh and she's in heroes too but who cares right? That show has totally gone down hill and not even Miss Mars can save it. Check out Kristen's photos here.

Jennifer Hudson Guy Found

2008-10-25T07:02:00.000-07:00

William Balfour, the suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother and the kidnapping of her nephew is in police custody. However Balfour is refusing to cooperate with police and won't reveal Hudson's nephews location.

Zac's A Thumbs Up

2008-10-25T06:49:00.000-07:00

Vanessa Hudgens tells Ellen how good of a kisser on and off screen squeeze Zac Efron is. Check it out.

Jennifer Hudson's Family Murdered!

2008-10-25T05:25:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother have been brutually murdered and her nephew kidnapped. The culprit is believed to be her brother in law William Balfour, who has in the past boasted about his relationship with the Dreamgirl star. The police are still searching for the suspect and her missing nephew.

UPDATE! Just learned that Balfour has stolen Jennifer's car!

Zac Efron On 17 Again

2008-10-24T13:45:00.000-07:00

Perez has the goods.

Enjoy.

Gossip Girl Sued!

2008-10-24T13:39:00.000-07:00

Gossip Girl hottie Blake Lively is being sued by her tailor! The tailor, who 'repaired' her teen choice award dress is suing Lively for not paying $500 for fixing the outfit. Lively said she ruined the dress yet is willing to pay her $250. Will she or won't she be sued? Who cares, wonder why the dress needed repairing?

Beyonce IS Sasha Fierce

2008-10-24T13:31:00.000-07:00

Like so many artists before her, Tori Amos, Bonno, Prince, Beyonce has adopted a different personality called Sasha Fierce. Sasha, who's lined up to appear on Strictly Come Dancing, has a new double album coming out soon and is suppose to be, well 'Fierce'. Right because B was soooo docile.

New Mariah Carey FIlm- run!!!

2008-10-24T13:25:00.000-07:00

Prepare to repress...again. Diva Carey has a new...film. Check out the trailer and try not to cry.

Our 'of' the week section

2008-10-24T13:18:00.000-07:00

Every week I'm gonna write down my fav of the week- fav celeb, fav show etc...

This week?

Fav celeb of the week?

Madonna. The divorce drama helps her nip it in the bud.

Fav show of the week?

Ugly Betty! You guys heard Lindsay Lohan got booted off the show right? Well not only did she get the boot but she's also been cut out of the episodes she filmed already, according to sources the reason she got sacked was because of Betty herself! Her and America did not get on! Also Lohan was reported to have trashed the trailer she was given!

Fav musician?

Britney...bitch.

Fav movie?

We hate to admit it but-- High School Musical 3, it's been a slow week for movies...sorry!

Paris With Jordan

2008-10-24T13:08:00.000-07:00

They're so close yet so far apart. One is British reality TV trash-- who's kinda lovable, Katie 'Jordan' Price and the other...Paris Hilton. The two were spotted at a London club, could Paris have found her BFF? Talking of Miss Hilton have you all saw her presidential video? Singing again Paris? Please don't- people have enough reasons to hate America already.