tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7257017.post-20857850056364646962007-03-13T23:04:00.001-04:002007-03-13T23:04:40.570-04:00<pre wrap="">...Being the time of Lent, received this from a friend<br />who new I was Venison Lover...Thought you would find<br />it amusing...<br />....Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up<br />his outdoor grill & cook a big venison steak. But,<br />all Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...And since this<br />was Lent, they were forrbidden to eat meat on<br />Fridays...<br />...The delicious aroma from the grilled venision<br />steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic<br />faithful so they finally decided to talk to the priest<br />about Bubba...<br />...The Priest came to visit Bubba &amp; suggested that he<br />become Catholic...After several classes & much study,<br />Bubba attended mass...The Priest sprinkled holy water<br />over him &amp; said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised<br />a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."<br />...Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until<br />Friday night arrived & this wonderful aroma of grilled<br />vension filled the neighborhood...<br />...Quickly, the Priest was summoned by all the<br />neighbors &amp; he rushed into Bubba's back yard,<br />clutching a rosary in his hand & ready to scold him<br />but stopped short in amazement...<br />...There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy<br />water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling<br />meat &amp; chanted: " You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised<br />a deer, but now you is a catfish."</pre>William Ruskhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04171535444809687261noreply@blogger.com