tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72501582009-09-30T16:48:08.186-06:00Welcome to the crazy blog of some newspaper kids in Canada. This blog is in no way condoned by the newspaper society that they put together the paper for.DJ: MaxLock Fresh!http://www.blogger.com/profile/11483409550365623229noreply@blogger.comBlogger344125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1165301943499308962006-12-04T23:57:00.000-07:002006-12-04T23:59:03.533-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1746/1495/1600/750250/getaway_blogpost.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1746/1495/320/679375/getaway_blogpost.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Getaway, bitches!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116530194349930896?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1164866025269485262006-11-29T22:53:00.000-07:002006-11-29T22:53:45.296-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror/Mirror%5C2006%5C10%5C10%5C5%5C10920062214301401092006221031281%5Cimages%5Cimgm1World_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror/Mirror%5C2006%5C10%5C10%5C5%5C10920062214301401092006221031281%5Cimages%5Cimgm1World_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Tinier Horses!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116486602526948526?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1164698983250342852006-11-28T00:29:00.000-07:002006-11-28T00:29:43.300-07:00Yep.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116469898325034285?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1164261445968383412006-11-22T22:54:00.000-07:002006-11-22T22:57:25.996-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1746/1495/1600/963407/gatewayhistoryX.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/1746/1495/400/98676/gatewayhistoryX.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Also, Chloe totally destroyed a fucking couch today. A fucking couch! With a hammer!<br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116426144596838341?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1164091102083566642006-11-20T23:37:00.000-07:002006-11-20T23:38:22.123-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.alexander-gallery.co.uk/artists/works_art/233_size/Beryl%20Cook%20The%20Birthday%20Cake.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.alexander-gallery.co.uk/artists/works_art/233_size/Beryl%20Cook%20The%20Birthday%20Cake.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /> This issue also marks our birthday. Happy Birthday, Gateway!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116409110208356664?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1163657955210958032006-11-15T23:18:00.000-07:002006-11-15T23:19:15.236-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.mannequingallery.com/images/R._Kelly_Manq._3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.mannequingallery.com/images/R._Kelly_Manq._3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>On a completely unrelated note, this is the first Google Image result for "r kelly". He should have stayed in the closet.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116365795521095803?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1163647240086609622006-11-15T20:19:00.000-07:002006-11-15T20:34:14.500-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5588/1990/1600/IMG_3970.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5588/1990/320/IMG_3970.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Scott says:<br /><br />Fact: Amanda Ash has never had an original thought in her life, and many believe that her obsession with Harry Potter borders on the pathological.<br /><br />Fact: She also smells of old shoes.<br /><br />Gateway News<br />Superior to A&E in every way since 1910<br /><br />I say:<br /><br />Fact: Amanda we used to be friends.<br /><br />Fact: The bonds of our friendship have been broken.<br /><br />Gateway News<br />A stanger to the A&E editor since earlier this afternoon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116364724008660962?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Natalienoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1163059696087040792006-11-09T01:07:00.000-07:002006-11-09T01:08:16.123-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/10/jumpman16/SBgu09.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/10/jumpman16/SBgu09.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116305969608704079?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1162889213684866182006-11-07T01:44:00.000-07:002006-11-07T01:46:53.716-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/1600/DSC00741.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/320/DSC00741.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Making a paper immediately after returning from Winnipeg was a bad idea. On the bright side of things, we discovered Prus' long-lost brother. Joss Prusakowski for the win.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116288921368486618?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1162449733281865472006-11-01T23:41:00.000-07:002006-11-01T23:42:13.306-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.communityprofiles.mb.ca/maps/regional/images/winnipeg.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.communityprofiles.mb.ca/maps/regional/images/winnipeg.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />See you bastards in Winnipeg!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116244973328186547?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1162282151001123872006-10-31T01:08:00.000-07:002006-10-31T01:09:11.036-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/1600/firehat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/320/firehat.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Fuck CMYK.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116228215100112387?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1161844570928686812006-10-26T00:35:00.000-06:002006-10-26T00:36:11.023-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Ec-hasslau.de_010.jpg/800px-Ec-hasslau.de_010.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Ec-hasslau.de_010.jpg/800px-Ec-hasslau.de_010.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>" It is customary for crowds to hold up lit cigarette lighters during power ballads."<br />(citation needed)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116184457092868681?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1161235959442326302006-10-18T23:30:00.000-06:002006-10-18T23:32:39.493-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/1600/cid_closeup.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/320/cid_closeup.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />This is about the 8th Newspaper = GO! post in a row. You guys need to start posting more. Forum geeks.<br /><br />Also, start playing WoW. On Cho'gall. Look how lonely my mighty warrior is! Cidshocker, Cho'gall, Alliance-style. Rad!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116123595944232630?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1161063613701906172006-10-16T23:35:00.000-06:002006-10-16T23:40:19.133-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/1600/emptymilk.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/320/emptymilk.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116106361370190617?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1160635391051539952006-10-12T00:41:00.000-06:002006-10-12T00:43:11.076-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/%7Elindsay5/chingy.bmp.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/%7Elindsay5/chingy.bmp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Finished with our ass n da aurr<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116063539105153995?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1160029795413855862006-10-05T00:28:00.000-06:002006-10-05T00:29:55.440-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/1600/poopfight.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/320/poopfight.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-116002979541385586?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1159859613452490662006-10-03T01:12:00.000-06:002006-10-03T01:13:33.476-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/1600/horsie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/400/horsie.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Fuck Horses<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115985961345249066?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1159419800806338292006-09-27T23:01:00.000-06:002006-09-27T23:03:20.866-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/marioismissing.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/marioismissing.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115941980080633829?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1159249454832909682006-09-25T23:43:00.000-06:002006-09-25T23:44:14.863-06:00I think we're getting better at this newspapering thing.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/1600/nerf_staffad.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1746/1495/400/nerf_staffad.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115924945483290968?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1158818936388092212006-09-21T00:07:00.000-06:002006-09-21T00:08:56.416-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/ccmphtml/ccimages/w6613.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/ccmphtml/ccimages/w6613.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115881893638809221?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1158642724432101262006-09-18T23:11:00.000-06:002006-09-18T23:12:38.253-06:00<object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X6hyArYWHlo"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X6hyArYWHlo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br /><br /><br />Enough said.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115864272443210126?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paul O-the O stands for Sportshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02793994829297296362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1158642291037270102006-09-18T23:01:00.000-06:002006-09-18T23:04:51.073-06:00I think we're getting better at this deadline thing. Smaller newspapers do tend to make a difference. Also, the crossword is back. Joy! <p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060917/krahn_83066.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 134px; height: 180px;" src="http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060917/krahn_83066.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Speaking of things being back, the NHL preseason is underway, and the Flames started things with a bang, downing the Panthers 3-1. I couldn't q uite get over the commentary's pronunciation of Ed Belfour's name as “Belfer”, but it's a small price to pay for a Calgary victory. Go Flames Go!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115864229103727010?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1158215625139731322006-09-14T00:33:00.000-06:002006-09-14T00:33:45.166-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ualberta.ca/%7Emjk4/tiniercats_diagram.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.ualberta.ca/%7Emjk4/tiniercats_diagram.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Tinier Cats!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115821562513973132?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1158041179217948532006-09-12T00:05:00.000-06:002006-09-12T00:06:19.243-06:00We did it? We did it! Press time before deadline! Huzzah!<br /><br />In other news...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/091006/reading-scandal.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/091006/reading-scandal.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115804117921794853?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike the Greathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02480698028027458738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7250158.post-1157688625950667352006-09-07T20:52:00.000-06:002006-09-07T22:10:26.243-06:00Here's a tasty sampling of the retreat fun, in chronological order (and reverse-order of retardation, apparently).<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1119.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1119.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Firewood!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1123.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1123.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Chicken! (Thanks, Lisa. It was delish.)<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1124.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1124.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Ah, the beer hat. So trashy.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1129.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1129.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>As usual, Ashy is the first to get hammered.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1130.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1130.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Apparently, I wasn't far behind (pretty good for a self-portrait, though, eh?)<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1132.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1132.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Matt Frehner doing his best Steve Smith impression.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1139.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1139.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Apples to Applzzz!!!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1142.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1142.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>(See quote book for this one, probably)<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1146.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1146.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Yeah, Natalie, you <span style="font-style: italic;">really </span>needed that Breezer...<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1151.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1151.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Krystina, on the other hand...<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1157.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1157.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>...is a much subtler drunk. But don't worry, she still gets drunk.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1158.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1158.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The shirt says it all.<br />(Actually, it just says "Trust me I'm a Zombie," but nevermind.)<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1159.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1159.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Foot off the ground!!!!!!!! Well, almost.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1166.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1166.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Steve Smith doing his best Steve Smith impression.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/1600/IMG_1167.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6393/2487/320/IMG_1167.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Not too sure about this one... Any takers?<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />In conclusion: where's the fork?<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7250158-115768862595066735?l=sadnewspaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adamn!http://www.blogger.com/profile/03759143708197517613noreply@blogger.com0