tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7241775332777667062008-06-25T15:40:16.883-07:00Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-87181417174363576982008-04-14T03:03:00.000-07:002008-06-12T14:23:56.327-07:00To the tune of "Janie's got a gun" by Aerosmith:<br /><br />Mikey got a gun<br />Mikey got a gun<br />And granma's got his son<br />to keep from knowing what he'd done<br />What did he have to do?<br />Who'd he put a bullet through?<br />He said he shot Ana Lucia,<br />And Libbie's in an early grave<br />And Mikey managed to get Benry to the safety of the Others<br />So Walt and Mikey could be saved<br /><br />Mikey lost his son<br />in his frustration<br />knives and ropes and cars and guns<br />He's cheating death just for fun<br />How can he end it all<br />drive himself into a wall<br />But even though his car is totalled,<br />He lives to see another day<br />But when he's finally out of traction and he gets a new revolver<br />Mr Friendly's got some things to say<br /><br />Guns will jam, ropes will snap and power tools will fail<br />You're denied suicide, all attempts will come to no avail<br />Freighter rides on the tide, We'll get you inside<br /><br />Mikey got a bomb<br />Doesn't know who it's from<br />But if he turns it on<br />there'll be nothing left to be enbalmed<br />Power's on but all he gets<br />a warning not to blow it yet<br />Cos Benry's on the other line telling Mikey just wait a while<br />You'll get your chance to blow the freighter just as soon as all the good guys<br />are in the safety of the isle<br /><br />Sweep the deck, wash the dishes keep your profile low<br />don't be caught, even if Sayid'll try to blow your cover<br />Dobs you in, Captain grins, think you can swim<br /><br />Captain's got a gun<br />Shooting skeets for fun<br />Mikey's almost done<br />And everybody's having fun<br /><br />Mikey's got some gum<br />Naomi's got hot buns<br /><br />Captain's an Australian<br />(Mikey's now called Kevin Johnson)<br />Desmond's back in 'Nam<br />(And death is in his sight)<br />Mr Friendly's real name is Tom<br />(Myles knows it's not his real name)<br />Widmore is a piece of scum<br />(But he won't start a fight)Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-26981859345066735792008-04-03T18:21:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:24:27.400-07:00We're getting off the island. (Uncensored)<br /><br />Kate and Sawyer John Locke - nothing rhymes with John Locke<br />Maybe sock and Black Rock - how am I to know?<br />Plane crash on an island, why are there survivors<br />think they'd answer questions that we asked four years ago<br /><br />Locke smiles orange peel - nothing rhymes with orange peel<br />Kate unties a shoelace, Surly Sawyer caught her eye<br />Smoke monster, drug addiction, backgammon, racial friction<br />Kate is sewing Shepherd's shoulder and he's counting up to five<br /><br />We're getting off the island<br />Fuck you, Benry Linus<br />Someone's trying to find us<br />We're getting off the island<br />So it's see ya later<br />Get me on the freighter<br /><br />Desmond punches numbers, penalty for blunders<br />Is Electromagnetism causing planes to fall<br />Benry's got a bad back, needs the help of Dr Jack<br />John was in a wheel chair, now he's standing tall<br /><br />Hurley counts the numbers, he owes Walt a fortune<br />Of the tail section crew, only one of them survive<br />Dharma's got a history, dabbling in mystery<br />Benry's all cut up inside, poisons them with cyanide<br /><br />We're getting off the island<br />Fuck you, Benry Linus<br />Someone's trying to find us<br />We're getting off the island<br />So it's see you later<br />Get me on the freighter<br /><br />Widmore wants the island, he's about to find it<br />Freighter people come to claim Benry as a prisoner<br />Now we got new mysteries: hatches, stations tvs<br />island heals all maladies even spinal injuries<br /><br />Hurley doesn't lose the weight, Mikhail can regenerate<br />Jin regains virility by the seventh Saturday<br />Pregnant women's vaccine, Mr Friendly's such a queen<br />By the way - Friendy's gay - listening to cold play!<br /><br />We're getting off the island<br />Fuck you, Benry Linus<br />Someone's trying to find us<br />We're getting off the island<br />So it's sionara<br />Friendly wears tiaras<br /><br />Trekking in the jungle Charlie's efforts bungle<br />jamming signal hides them all from Widmore's prying eyes.<br />Freighter's got a new clan - Ghostbuster Lawnmowerman<br />Charlotte, Dr Faraday here for Benry's hide<br />Desmond's going back in time, finds a constant - he is fine<br />Micheal gets his son away - back as Kevin Johnson!<br /><br />We're getting off the island<br />Fuck you, Benry Linus<br />Someone's trying to find us<br />We're getting off the island<br />So it's see you later<br />Get me on the freighter<br /><br />Kate looks after Claire's kid - nothing rhymes with Aeron<br />Sun has had a little girl, Jin is six feet underground<br />Charlie's haunting Hurley, Sayid works for Benry<br />48 survived the crash, why have only six been found<br /><br />Flash-forward, flashback, here's a bearded Dr Jack<br />Til he helps out Benry's side, Michael can't do suicide<br />Benry Widmore go to war, can you take in anymore?<br />Jack is driving downtown, tell me who's the funeral for?<br /><br />We're getting off the island<br />Fuck you, Benry Linus<br />Someone's trying to find us<br />We're getting off the island<br />think we have the answers<br />but the mysteries go on and on and on and on...Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-43360309199455942122008-02-24T01:26:00.000-08:002008-04-07T15:47:56.318-07:00Sitting on a Chair<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">Living on a Prayer</span> by Bon Jovi<br /><br /><center><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsw0kCLQy7A&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsw0kCLQy7A&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br />Benry's on a mission with Locke<br />To trek through the mud and see Benry's boss<br />Who's tough, so tough<br /><br /><br />Jacob seems to pull all the strings<br />And Locke wants to know all manner of things<br />About the Island<br /><br />And Benry says that Jacob is one tough nut<br />He'll smite you like a sinner if you don't make the cut<br />They reach the cabin and Ben shows Locke what's there<br />But Locke only stares<br /><br />Woah - is Jacob there?<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br />Locke is pissed 'cause he's looking at air<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br /><br />Locke has spent a night and a day<br />To track Sawyer down, his dad had to pay<br />For cons, for cons<br />Sawyer made his dad go away<br />So Johnny could meet<br />The man that Ben obeys<br />Woah yeah<br /><br />But while he's busy talking to an invisible man<br />Locke has had enough and turns his back on the plan<br />And then he hears somebody asking out for help<br />And he's had enough<br /><br />Woah - is Jacob there<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br />Locke is mad 'cause he doesn't have hair<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br />Sitting on a chair<br /><br />We might have caught on to Benry's plot<br />Should Locke trust the voice or is Benry on pot<br /><br />Woah - is Jacob there<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br />Locke is mad and he doesn't have hair<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br /><br />Woah - is Jacob there<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br />Benry's nuts 'cause he's talking to air<br />Woah - sitting on a chair<br /><br />Woah - is Jacob there<br /> Woah - sitting on a chair<br /> Locke is mad and he doesn't have hair<br /> Woah - sitting on a chair<br />Sitting on a chairFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-29146893722978123232008-02-20T12:48:00.001-08:002008-02-22T04:12:01.351-08:00Under water Station<br /><br />to the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">Good Vibrations </span>by The Beach Boys<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />Ah - I guess that Charlie is gonna go<br />But before he does, he might do something brave<br />Yeah there may finally be a way<br />To attempt to call an offshore freighter save<br /><br />Inside a new offshore station<br />They're jamming communication<br />(oooh under)<br />We're getting an explanation<br />(water station under)<br />Why there has been no salvation<br />(water station under)<br />(It's a new)<br />Inside a new offshore station<br />(water station under)<br />(dharma station)<br />They're jamming communication<br />(water station under)<br />(It's a new)<br />We're getting an explanation<br />(water station)<br />(dharma station)<br />Why there has been no salvation<br /><br />There's a plan to somehow radio<br />a boat that's not far off the island coast<br />When we get the tower<br />We'll remove the looping message from Russeau<br /><br />Inside a new offshore station<br />They're jamming communication<br />(oooh under)<br />We're getting an explanation<br />(water station under)<br />Why there has been no salvation<br />(water station under)<br />(It's a new)<br />Inside a new offshore station<br />(water station under)<br />(dharma station)<br />They're jamming communication<br />(water station under)<br />(It's a new)<br />We're getting an explanation<br />(water station)<br />(dharma station)<br />Why there has been no salvation<br /><br />Station....<br /><br />Aaaaaah<br /><br />Charlie's inside the station<br />(With Desmond there he's beyond all care)<br />Penny's in desperation<br />(Dies via asphixiation)<br />Desmond can't bring help<br /><br />Can't believe the code to disable the jamming signal is...<br />Can't believe the code to disable the jamming signal is...<br />Can't believe the code to disable the jamming signal is...<br /><br />Aaaaaaaaaah!<br /><br />Good Good Good good vibrations!<br />(oooh under water station under water station)<br /><br />Jack is beating up Benjamin<br />(Locke is gonna kill the girl)<br />Cos he thought that Tom shot his friends<br />(To protect the island from)<br />Hurley drives a mean Dharma van<br />(Other people who will take)<br />Sawyer kickin back Dharma beerFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-80754838767257525362008-02-20T12:47:00.001-08:002008-02-22T04:00:39.845-08:00Charlie Man<br /><br />to the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">Piano Man</span> by Billy Joel<br /><br />It's four O'clock on some Other day<br />A bunch of us go for a swim<br />There's a scotsman drinking next to me<br />It's McKutchins with nothing else in<br /><br />And he ass me "can you write a song or two,<br />In fact won't you write nine or ten?<br />Cos I'm sure I'll be needing a holiday<br />From saving your ass once again"<br /><br /><br />Oh something "you all everybody...<br />Lada chim-cheroo lada"<br /><br />I'll sing you a song cos I'm Charlie man,<br />So listen you drunk scottish sod<br />Cos before our lane crashed on this island<br />You know I was a bloody rock god!<br /><br />Now John was a wheelchair bound salesman<br />Who blew up a hatch and survived<br />He's obsessed with a dad who's a conman<br />Who continually ruined his life<br /><br /><br />And so Ben brought him onto the island<br />and demanded John cut off his head<br />But he didn't have the stomach to do it<br />He got Sawyer to kill him instead<br /><br />Oh something "you all everybody...<br />Lada chim-cheroo lada"<br /><br />Now Jack had performed spial surgery<br />On a man that he barely just met<br />Then they left Jack for dead and they went on ahead<br />so he came back with miss Juliette<br /><br />All those Others can't have any babies<br />So they're taking our kids for their own<br />So we'd better start living together<br />Cos it's better than dying alone<br /><br /><br />I'll sing you a song cos I'm Charlie man,<br />About all this stuff from before<br />I may not be good in a rumble<br />But I'll make a good trubadour<br /><br /><br />It's a pretty good day for a skirmish<br />And the Others have plans to invade<br />And it's just been revealed what they're coming to steal<br />So we're ready to thwart their crusade<br /><br />So I'll play my guitar to distract them<br />And while they're all looking this way<br />Take the chance that you find to sneak up from behind<br />And get busy at saving the day<br /><br />Something something "I onece played a hobbit"<br />bloody rock god ladida dada<br /><br />I'll sing you a song cos I'm Charlie man,<br />So listen you drunk scottish sod<br />Cos before our lane crashed on this island<br />You know I was a bloody rock god!Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-13146402813697655792008-02-20T12:45:00.000-08:002008-04-07T16:07:27.031-07:00Don't have Island Love<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">You can't hurry Lov</span>e by Phil Collins<br /><br /><center><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tMbv1Pvv1tM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tMbv1Pvv1tM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br />You have island love, and you're gonna spew<br />When you find out how it will kill you<br />The Others say<br /><br />Don't have island love<br />Baby don't even date<br />Find alternative measures<br />to satisfy the urge to mate<br /><br />He got you knocked up<br />And your period's late<br />Now that bun in the oven<br />Has guaranteed to seal your fate<br /><br />But how can Juliette hope to save<br />Another pregnant mom from an early grave?<br />An ultrasound revealed that Jin ain't shooting blanks<br />And even tho Sun knows she's dead she's giving Julie thanks<br />but remember Others Said<br /><br />Don't have island love<br />No you just have to wait<br />Go and take a cold shower<br />to satisfy the urge to mate<br /><br />One time in a cage<br />Sawyer got jiggy with Kate<br />Now she'd doin' the dishes<br />And watching Shepherd on a date<br /><br />Now Dr Jack has found his Juliette<br />and Kate is after all the loving that she can get<br />So later on that night beneath the mango trees<br />Sawyer's gonna teach her all about the birds and bees<br />But remember Others said<br /><br />Don't have island love<br />Baby don't even date<br />Find alternative measures<br />to satisfy the urge to mate<br /><br />He got you knocked up<br />And your period's late<br />Now that bun in the oven<br />Has guaranteed to seal your fate<br />So just wait!<br /><br /><br />Having Island love you come to easy<br />She may be worth dating - not impregnating<br />cos your sperm count has increased your chance<br />That's a leathal weapon inside your pants<br />Don't keep dating - or go all the way<br />Try to fill her - you're gonna killer her<br />The Others said<br /><br />Don't have island love<br />Baby don't even date<br />Find alternative measures<br />to satisfy the urge to mate<br /><br />He got you knocked up<br />And your period's late<br />Now that bun in the oven<br />Has guaranteed to seal your fate<br /><br /><br />Don't have island love<br /> Baby don't even date<br /> Find alternative measures<br /> to satisfy the urge to mate<br /><br /> He got you knocked up<br /> And your period's late<br /> Now that bun in the oven<br /> Has guaranteed to seal your fateFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-40832231937588980022008-02-20T12:43:00.000-08:002008-02-21T20:49:27.933-08:00Oh Desmond, My Brotha<br /><br />to the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">Ob-la-di Ob-la-da</span> by The Beatles<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />Desmond sees the future with an eerie grace,<br />Charlie is a singer in a band<br />Desmond says to Charlie "Pick another place to stand<br />Cos lightning's gonna hit you where you stand"<br /><br />Oh Charlie, my brotha, life goes on brah!<br />I will help your life go on<br />Yeah Charlie, my brotha, life goes on, brah!<br />I will help your life go on.<br /><br />Desmond took a look inside a jewelry store<br />Sees a very pretty diamond ring<br />Lady says to Desmond "I've seen you before"<br />And she says "Desmond understand this simple thing<br /><br /><br />Oh Desy, my brotha, life goes on brah!<br />You must help our lives go on<br />Yeah Desy, my brotha, life goes on, brah!<br />You will help our lives go on.<br /><br />In a couple of years you'll get stuck inside a hatch<br />With a button to push, you will save the world<br />And there is just one more catch<br /><br />Try and change the future if you even dare"<br />Lady sternly warns him to refrain<br />Fate will take the course that it was meant to bear<br />And all your efforts will be efforts tried in vane<br /><br />Oh Desy, my brotha, life goes on brah!<br />You must help our lives go on<br />Yeah Desy, my brotha, life goes on, brah!<br />You will help our lives go on.<br /><br />For a couple of years he's been missing the girl back home<br />He's been pushing a button every now and then<br />wishing he was free to roam<br /><br />Happy ever after? There is no such thing<br />Least not for the likes of you and he<br />You must forge your way through every happening<br />Altho he's lived through much of his own destiny<br /><br />Oh Charlie, my brotha, life goes on brah!<br />Desmond helped our lives go on<br />Button pushed, saved the girl life goes on, brah!<br />Desmond help our lives go on,<br /><br />And yeah he had some fun<br />Or Charlie my brothaFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-68423095308470164562008-02-20T12:41:00.002-08:002008-02-21T13:19:03.702-08:00Ramblin' Jackson<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">You can be my Yoko Ono</span> by Barenaked Ladies<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />And if you ask him to pick yes or no - he'll ramble<br />His train of thought's not only running late - it's derailed<br /><br />You can be my Ramblin' Jackson<br />You can ramble til the cows have come home<br />Be my (be my) be my (be my) Ramblin' Jackson woa-oah<br /><br />Isn't it beautiful to hear two people podcasting Lost?<br />Bald as a cueball, he's got beady eyes, his voice can melt through frost<br />Jack's alwasy got a crackpot theory that nobody else can match<br />And all his tallies come from guessing there's an underwater hatch<br /><br />You can be my Ramblin' Jackson<br />You can ramble til the cows have come home<br />Be my (be my) be my (be my) Ramblin' Jackson woah<br /><br />Oh no - here he goes, I'm sure this time he blew<br />Oh no - here he goes - "It's my theory, and I'm stickin to it"<br /><br />I know that when I say this, I may be ticking off Jeremiah<br />But Jack's pile of gold flakey stars and tally points just keep getting higher<br />(don't blame it on Jack son) You see if I were Jay and you were Jack,<br />I would listen to every crackpot theory<br />Even if exalting your predictions gets a little weary<br /><br />You can be my Ramblin' Jackson<br />You can ramble til the cows have come home<br />Be my (be my) be my (be my) Ramblin' Jackson woah<br />Be my (be my) be my (be my) Ramblin' Jackson woah<br />Be my (be my) be my (be my) Ramblin' Jackson woooooo-oooahFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-52744346728904609002008-02-20T12:41:00.001-08:002008-02-21T13:18:50.776-08:00Interview with Big-O, host of (among others) the Cranky Fanatic podcast.<br /><br />This was loads of fun. Big-O has many MANY interests, one of which is podcasting. He allowed me to ramble on about stuff on his show for about an hour and eight minutes. A fun little interview.Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-19447688958750983342008-02-20T12:40:00.000-08:002008-02-21T13:09:52.550-08:00Oops, Locke did it again<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">Oops I Did It Again</span> by Brittney Spears.<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">He likes to blow things up<br />He likes to blow things up<br /></span><br /><br />I think he did it again, he found a new screen, inside the Flame<br />Oh baby, let's just hope that he knows how to play chess and win at the game<br />Cos to beat Dr Marvin Candle will unlock a new mystery<br />But don't you know that<br /><br />Oops, Locke did it again<br />He blew it apart<br />By playin a game<br />He beat the doctor<br />How was he gonna know<br />That he caused it to blow<br />It was an accident<br /><br />You see his problem is this: he wants to explain<br />How he got out of his wheelchair again<br />He fell 8 storeys down, and he heard the snap, and he felt the pain<br />Then he lost all his senses from his navel to his big toe<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>But don't you know that<br /><br />Oops, Locke did it again<br />He blew it apart<br />By playin a game<br />He beat the doctor<br />How was he gonna know<br />That he caused it to blow<br />It was an accident<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Benry: John!<br />Locke: Ssssssh - keep your voice down<br />Benry: You don't have to point the gun at me, I can tell you where Jack is<br />Locke: I'm not looking for Jack. I'm looking for the submarine<br /></span><br />Ooh Locke did it again to the sub<br />Got lost in a game oh baby<br />If he ever gets off of the island<br />He'll never walk again<br /><br />Ooh Locke did it again to the sub<br />Got lost in a game oh baby<br />If he ever gets off of the island<br />He'll never walk again<br /><br />Ooh Locke did it again to the sub<br />Got lost in a game oh baby<br />If he ever gets off of the island<br />He'll never walk again<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-63515364505302471382008-02-20T12:38:00.000-08:002008-02-21T13:09:29.184-08:00(We can't see Lost) For the Longest Time (The Lost Hiatus song)<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">The Longest Time</span> by Billy Joel.<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />We can't see Lost for the longest time<br />Won't see Lost for the longest<br /><br />They stopped showing Lost the other night<br />There are still more stories left to write<br />About Locke's wheelchair, and how the Others got there<br />We won't get to find out for the longest time<br /><br />Once I bought the whole series one<br />I'll now have myself a marathon<br />So you can find me Intravenously drinking coffee<br />Watching every episode now back to back<br /><br />We can't see Lost for the longest time<br />Won't see Lost for the longest<br /><br />Hurley sees imaginary friends<br />Charlie's off the drugs and has the bends<br />Desmond's a mystic<br />And Locke is shamanistic<br />I can't find out why now for the longest time<br /><br />Maybe we'll hold out after all<br />We can stay psyched, we can be strong<br />We'll make do with forums and the like<br />And we will be alright - oh now who am I kidding?<br /><br />Waiting for so long has made me cry<br />I will book my ticket to Hawaii<br />I'll beg those show-offs: Carlton Cuse and Lindelof<br />to tell me all the answers or I'll make them die<br /><br />There's another hatch to explore<br />What's with the smoke? And what's he boat for?<br />We need more connections in the past<br />This hiatus cannot last, but it's gone on forever<br /><br />I don't care what riducule it brings<br />I've got my own theories 'bout these things<br />I'll write my own show, and when I get you hooked<br />the I won't let you watch it for the longest time<br /><br />ooooooooh - for the longest time<br />ooooooooh - for the longest time<br />ooooooooh - for the longest time<br />ooooooooh - for the longest timeFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-91846951323616036352008-02-20T12:33:00.000-08:002008-04-07T15:49:13.809-07:00Oh Benry<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">Oh Mandy</span> by Barry Manilow.<br /><br /><center><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6_zbEIQ9Fi0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6_zbEIQ9Fi0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />Found you trapped inside a net<br />and we started takin' bets<br />Were you one of us, or where you an Other?<br />Trying to escape you got yourself shot<br />so we took you to a secret hatch<br />Dr Jack began to patch<br />We kept you in a cell cos we couldn't trust you<br />Didn't know your name, but soon we would bust you<br /><br />Oh Benry, the answers were there for the taking<br />But you said nothing for days Oh Benry<br />Sayid said that you were just faking<br />So we locked you away, oh Benry...<br /><br />Trekking in the afternoon,<br />Came across an old balloon<br />We found it where you said, were we mistaken,<br />Thinking that you lied, our conscience was aching and<br />Then we found the cross you made<br />Where you said your girl was laid<br />Digging up the grave where you said you buried<br />Your wife's deceased remains<br />But what did we find there?<br /><br />Oh Benry,<br />The corpse that we found there was stinking<br />But we knew right away, oh Benry<br />If this was your wife we were thinking<br />That you're totally gay oh Benry<br /><br />How were we to know all of your lyin'<br />Was just to get our doc to stop you from dyin'<br /><br />Oh Benry, Your dastardly plans were unfolding in mysterious ways<br />Oh Benry, you gave Walt and Michael a scolding, and then sent them away<br />Oh Benry, you locked Kate and Sawyer in Cages, and then watched them at play<br />Oh Benry, the Others were making their wagers on who'd kill you<br /><br />Kill YouFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-28910756023884161472008-02-20T12:32:00.000-08:002008-02-21T13:08:22.505-08:00Other People<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">Common People</span> by Pulp.<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />Her plane had crashed and she was realy preggers<br />I caught her hiking with some dirty begger<br />that's when I caught her eye<br />Her man had left her with no other option<br />Than to give the kid up for adoption in LA<br />And when I took her far away<br />she said "I wanna live like you Other people<br />I wanna do whatever Other people do<br />Can I stay with you Other people<br />Can I stay with Other people like you?"<br /><br />Well what else could I do?<br />I said "I'll see what I can do"<br /><br />I took her to hidden bunker<br />I dunno why, but I had to start it somewhere<br />so it started there<br />I said "I have to give you vaccination"<br />She said "I hope you've got an explanation"<br />I said "Yeah... you and the baby might drop dead if I don't"<br /><br />Are you sure you wanna live like Other people?<br />You wanna see whatever Other people see?<br />You wanna stay with us other people?<br />You wanna stay here with Other people like me?<br /><br />But she didn't understand<br />She just smiled and held my hand<br /><br />Try to make a master race<br />Glue some hair upon your face<br />Type some numbers in the hatch<br />Smokey's got another catch<br />Still the answer's out of reach<br />Planes keep crashing on the beach<br />Sometimes food is bound to fall<br />If you call Hanso we could stop it all yeah<br /><br />You cannot live like Other people<br />You cannot do whatever Other people do<br />Leave no trail like Other people<br />You'll never let us get that kid out of you<br />You just go back to your crew<br />Because there's nothing else to do<br /><br />Make a list and then infiltrate them<br />Pick the ones that will get what it's all about<br />Just weed the good ones out<br />Cos Mr Friendly hates a tourist<br />especially one who opens Hatches for a lark<br />and finds a map on the blast door that glows in the dark<br /><br />You will never understand<br />How it feels to live your life<br />Under constant thought control<br />Steering clear of Smoke's patrol<br />We are amazed that He exists<br />As to what His plans are He has left us wondering why<br /><br />Try to make a master race<br />Glue some hair upon your face<br />Type some numbers in the hatch<br />Smokey's got another catch<br />Still the answer's out of reach<br />Planes keep crashing on the beach<br />Sometimes food is bound to fall<br />If you call Hanso we could stop it all yeah<br /><br />You cannot live like Other people<br />You cannot do whatever Other people do<br />Leave no trail like Other people<br />You'll never let us get that kid out of you<br />You just go back to your crew<br />Because there's nothing else to do<br /><br />I wanna live like Other people like you<br />I wanna live like Other people like you<br />I wanna live like Other people like you<br />I wanna live like Other people like youFlawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-71045881953383771882008-02-20T12:27:00.000-08:002008-02-21T13:08:02.464-08:00If I had a Million Dollars - I'd be Lost<br /><br />To the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">If I Had a Million Dollars </span>by Barenaked Ladies.<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />I would buy you an island (I would buy you an island)<br />And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />I'd build you underground bunkers on your island (and setup a smoky security system)<br />And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />I'd setup freaky science experiments (in juxtapositional eugenics and perhaps meteorology)<br />And if I had a million dollars, I'd crash a plane<br /><br />If I had a million dollars - I'd make a list and send in spies<br />If I had a million dollars - I'd make the survivors think the trees had eyes<br />If I had a million dollars - we could kidnap all the little, tiny children who survived<br />And maybe continue with our wacky, society-building utopian experiments.<br />And they'd be all like, "Oooh, we can use our backwards talking powers to freak all the rest of the survivors out."<br />Yeah!<br /><br />If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />Well I'd plant an instructional film (but not a real instructional film, that's cruel)<br />And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />Well I'd cut out a piece of that film (yep, and hide it in another bunker)<br />And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />I'd dress up in a beanie and a fake beard (ooh, all that crazy theatrical glue)<br />And if I had a million dollars I'd crash a plane<br /><br />If I had a million dollars - we wouldn't have to keep eating guava and boar<br />If I had a million dollars - we'd pig out in the Swan hatch 'cause it's got more<br />If I had a million dollars - we wouldn't have to eat DHARMA dinners<br />"But we would eat DHARMA dinners."<br />"Of course we would, we'd just eat more."<br />"And make really expensive ranch dressings."<br />"That's right, and they can keep up to three months at room temperature."<br /><br />If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />Well I'd carry a jesus stick (but not a real jesus stick, that's cruel)<br />And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />I think I'd paint a mural in the hatch (was it by Picasso or Garfunkel?)<br />And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)<br />I'd hijack all of your guns (haven't you always wanted a gun stash?!)<br />And if I had a million dollars I'd crash a plane<br /><br />If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars<br />If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars<br />If I had a million dollars... I'd be LOST!Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-724177533277766706.post-12028998752520148702008-02-20T12:21:00.000-08:002008-02-22T04:27:59.470-08:00Kicking off the podcast again, and giving all my songs a home has been something I've meant to do for quite some time. I hope you all re-download these songs, if you're subscribed to the feed.<br /><br />Special thanks to Jay and Jack of "The Lost Podcast with Jay and Jack" for first playing the songs, and for continuing playing the original songs whenever I write them on a whim.<br /><br />I'll be adding the new songs here to this feed/blog from now on, so stick around and stay tuned. Like Jacob, you never know when another song is just gonna pop up and freak the crap out of some poor island Hurley.<br /><br />If you're coming here while all the posts aren't up, you might want to check back over the next couple of days cos I'm in the middle of working out the kinks of redirecting my podcast feed.<br /><br />CHEERS GUYS!Flawedprefecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11678423953722334699noreply@blogger.com