Sporking Life in the Butt

Star Trek Remix

2009-02-10T22:13:00.001-06:00

Is it just me...

2009-01-13T21:09:00.004-06:00

or is Obamessiah having an awfully hard time finding appointees who aren't, well, hopelessly corrupt?

Now, for the Treasury nominee not paying his taxes:

At the closed-door meeting, Mr. Geithner was contrite, several participants said. He told senators the mistakes were not intentional, but that he should have known better. The Internal Revenue Service claims by far the largest piece of the Treasury Department's budget.

(emphasis mine).

What. the. heck. This guy is going to be overseeing the Treasury and he CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY HIS OWN TAXES?

You have got to be kidding me.

Two options here:

A) Democrats are well beyond the scope of normal moral conscience.
B) Obama is incredibly dense.

I guess there could be a C)all of the above.

holy mother of all that is good and holy.

CANNOT believe this.

He'll be confirmed, don't worry. Yes, kids, someone who is clearly an uber-retard will be in charge of the Whit---Treasury.

Hope and Change - Psych! Part 5

2009-01-13T10:01:00.001-06:00

Obama sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan!

I can hear the anti-war hippie crowd's collective gasp.

I just smile.

Haha, he fooled y'all.

Told. you. so. :P

Freaky Crap Always Happens in Missouri

2009-01-10T15:26:00.003-06:00

Another missing mom case...

I bet $500 million that the husband did it!! I'll make good on it, too, because those Nigerian emails said so.

Obamessiah: Let's Talk to Hamas!

2009-01-09T10:25:00.002-06:00

Looks like the Obama administration wants to talk to terrorists. Talk to terrorists.

Are you freaking kidding me.

Obama is basically saying, "Hey, don't worry about that time when you blew up a bus full of five-year-olds," and "No worries about being connected and funded to larger terrorist states," because it's all good! Now, every violent terrorist organization from here to the North Pole is going to be clamoring for U.S. recognition and support.

um...embarrassing!

This decision on Obama's part is idiotic, pointless, and further reveals his extraordinarily-low qualifications for this job.

Wonder when Obama's gonna have Hamas over to the White House for a little game of b-ball?

My insanely stupid dog, Monte, would be a better President. And my weirdo cat, Phoebe, would be his #2.

Ah, I hear the birds singing already...

2009-01-07T12:51:00.003-06:00

What would a world without the New York Times look like?

I personally imagine little cherubs flitting around colorful, blooming gardens and minstrels lounging by rock waterfalls and playing their lutes...unicorns, puppies, sunshine, and all that.

We could only be so fortunate.

Exactly Why Hamas Needs to Die

2009-01-06T07:19:00.001-06:00

Hamas says Israel has "legitimized the killing of its children."

there you go, folks. The Peaceful Religion.

Barack the Magic Negro Lives in D.C....

2009-01-05T22:08:00.003-06:00

The song itself isn't racist, after all, it's only repeating what people like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson said of Obama and his "unblackness" anyway. But it was idiotic for the RNC to distribute the song. The Left doesn't need any more ammo to goad minorities with, and the RNC did just that. I think the Chair should resign/be fired because the whole point of managing the RNC is to ensure that stuff like this DOESN'T happen.

The PJ Media article linked to above gives a concise, flawless explanation of why this song isn't racist, since it only expresses sentiments previously stated by blacks (most notably in the L.A. Times). But the Left is willing to use anything in its power to destroy the credibility of the Right, and they did so successfully as was seen Nov. 4, 2008.

Minorities are blind to the fact that the Left exploits them to keep themselves in political power, while advocating policies that keep their minority populace oppressed and conveniently in-hand. Sad, but true.

More on Rangel Scandal

2009-01-05T10:31:00.002-06:00

I could easily fill this blog up with posts only dealing with top Democrats and their nebulous morals.

Here's more on what's up with Rangel.

Richardson Withdraws

2009-01-04T15:20:00.001-06:00

due to scandal.

Is EVERY Democrat in office corrupt?!

Hamas State Media

2009-01-04T09:02:00.003-06:00

Our mainstream media is a joke. It's so pro-Hamas, I wonder why I even bother sometimes.

Take this piece of crap, for example.

Now, take it with a grain of salt because we all know that the AP is comprised of Al-Jazeera rejects. But still, it's annoying.

Look at these priceless tomes of wisdom:

The new deaths brought the death toll in the Gaza Strip to more than 500 since Dec. 27. Palestinian and U.N. officials say at least 100 civilians are among the dead.

K douchtitties, let's all wonder who these civilians are. I bet all my money and my pets that those civilians were somehow tied to Hamas. And the U.N.? I thought they were too busy raping young girls and stealing aid money from poor nations to bother with minor stuff like this. My bad.

Gaza City's civilians cowered inside as battles raged, while terrified residents in other areas fled in fear. In the southern town of Rafah, one man loaded a donkey cart with mattresses and blankets preparing to flee.

Horrible Zionist regime, blah blah blah.

Lubna Karam, 28, said she and the other nine members of her family spent the night huddled in the hallway of their Gaza City home. The windows of the house were blown out days earlier in an Israeli airstrike, and the family has been without electricity for a week, surviving without heat and eating cold food.

Aw, no electricity! Cold food! Shut up, you stupid donkeyhumpers. You wouldn't be in this spot in the first place if your beloved Hamas would stop hiding behind women and children while they launch rockets at a far superior military force. Morons.

Gaza health officials said the dead included a 12-year-old girl, five members of a single family, eight civilians killed by a tank shell in the northern Gaza town of Beit Lahiya, and an ambulance driver.

Again, thank Hamas. I'm surprised freaking Mossad didn't just blow in with their uber-ninja skills and start cracking open heads at will. Stupid Palestinians should be thankful for that. That's what needs to happen. Unlike the Palestinians, the Israelis don't get their rocks off by blowing up schoolbuses full of 5 year-olds. Too bad the kid died, but again, the blame lies with Hamas.

While the air offensive presented little risk for Israel's army, sending in ground troops is a much more dangerous proposition. Hamas is believed to have some 20,000 gunmen and has had time to prepare. Israeli leaders had resisted a ground invasion for months, fearing heavy casualties.

AP was apparently too busy burning effigies of Bush to realize that the Israeli army is so far superior to Hamas blowhards, it's hilarious. This is like prom night for a horny 17 year-old, and Israel is getting ready for showtime.

Ban Ki-Moon can plant one on my derriere. When Hamas stops suicide bombings and the ridiculous rocket launches, then everything stops. Anyone who condemns Israel at this point is either a Hamas supporter, or so hopelessly braindead that their moms still have to change their adult diapers.

Where's Waldobama?

2009-01-02T21:04:00.004-06:00

Does anyone know if Obama has said anything about the Gaza conflict?

Clarification: Anything taking a substantive stance?

I haven't seen anything on any news station about Obama's views on Israel's lashing of Hamas.

*update* Here's an article summarizing Obama's "stance" on Israel.

Other than saying Israel has the right to defend itself, the Man-Child's stance is basically "present." Am I wrong?

Hamas is Super Irritating

2008-12-29T10:24:00.003-06:00

They fire rockets at Israel, then get the crap beat out of them. What's the big deal?

Israel needs to clean out all the Hamas people in Gaza, and it looks like they've started to do that.

Merry Christmas, 2008!

2008-12-24T16:04:00.002-06:00

Hope & Change = Exactly the Same!

2008-12-23T10:04:00.002-06:00

Bush war team to stay on.

This shows Obama has at least a modicum of sense. He would look pretty stupid if he fired Bush's DoD employees, then we get attacked.

The reactions of Obamessiah's supporters are priceless right now. Liberals are even more vile and wretched and angry than they were BEFORE the election, if that's possible.

Blago-Gate & Obama Part 1,400

2008-12-21T08:04:00.001-06:00

Rahm Emmanuel is in deep doo doo.

Emanuel's refusal to discuss the matter publicly, and the few comments offered by Obama to date, have prompted questions about Emanuel's ties to Blagojevich and what fallout he'll face as the criminal case unfolds, although sources have said he is not a target of prosecutors. Even so, any hint of scandal for Emanuel threatens to tarnish Obama's promise of new political leadership free of scandal and corruption.

Obama already has insisted that his aides did no bartering with Blagojevich to advance candidates for the appointment. But refusing the deal is only the first step to fighting corruption in a political culture that promotes it when others look the other way, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald said earlier when announcing the charges against Blagojevich.

So the million-dollar question is: what did Obama know?

Fat Lady, you may warm up now.

Welcome Winter

2008-12-21T07:45:00.003-06:00

Today is officially the first day of winter. Appropriately, it is the coldest day of the year right now in the St. Louis vicinity.

Stats:

4 degrees
-14 windchill
Frostbite Advisory

The sun is up now and the howling winds have died down somewhat, but I don't think it's going to get much warmer today. The high today will be lucky to reach double digits, with the wind chill supposed to stay well below the 0 mark.

More Dirty Politics & Obama

2008-12-20T10:05:00.003-06:00

The shady Ohio official who ran background checks on Joe the Plumber has resigned.

Ohio prosecutors are also looking into who this woman called after she unscrupulously looked up JP's history.

I literally do not have enough time in the day to keep posting about all the dirty politics connected with Democrats & Mr. Obama.

My predictions for the next month: Rahm Emmanuel becomes the sacrificial lamb in order to save Obama's hide with Blago-gate. He will end up resigning and it will be a huge embarrassment to Obama's infantile presidency. Expect more Democratic resignations in Ohio and perhaps even from Obama's campaign once this Joe the Plumber-gate thing gets rolling.

The Democrats have shown that they cannot run the country, even though they are giving themselves raises with a 6% approval rating. Despite all this, Obama thinks that in order to save the economy, it would be a jolly idea to socialize our health care system. Obamessiah must have missed Economics 101. Either that, or he is channeling Karl Marx.

It's funny how all the liberal trolls who used to defend their Messiah are suddenly quiet. Tee hee.

Blago-Gate & Obama Part 1,399

2008-12-19T13:34:00.002-06:00

Missouri and the War on Drugs

2008-12-18T12:17:00.003-06:00

Looks like little ol' me caught the eye of one of the major Cold Med Bill proponents.

I'll post the debate with Grellner in a bit once I'm done.

Reference previous post and article in it. I was able to get into contact with Sgt. Grellner and had a spirited debate first on the discussion forum of our local news station, then via email (waiting for him to respond). I'll post both sides' responses later today or whenever I hear from him next.

Missouri and the War on Drugs

2008-12-18T08:11:00.003-06:00

I generally think the War on Drugs idea is daft. If people want to smoke crack until their teeth fall out and they're crapping their pants, that's their prerogative. I don't really care whether or not drugs are legalized, since I am, well, a productive member of society without the need of mind-numbing chemicals to make it through the day. However, I do not think that if drugs were legalized, there would be a huge change in how many people use. Drugs are fairly easy to come by. Almost anyone can buy drugs. The people that are stupid enough to do drugs are most likely already on them. Legalization wouldn't be the end of the world.

Here in the Good Old Meth Capital of the USA, restrictions on common items that could be used to make meth are in danger of increasing, which really chaps my butt:

If you live in Missouri, you could soon be forced to get a prescription to buy certain cold medicines.

A group of police officers wants over-the-counter drugs that contain pseudoephederine to be made prescription medications.

Pseudoephederine is a popular decongestant.

But it is also often abused, used as a key ingredient to make the dangerous, addictive, and illegal drug, meth.

This is one of the worst ideas I have ever heard in the history of mankind. In fact, I think the police who suggested this are sampling some of the same stuff they are trying to secure. It would screw up our health care system, although I probably don't need to worry about that since Obama and his minions are going to do a fine job anyway. But adding such a common item to health care costs would be inane, dumb, idiotic, moronic, et al. Perhaps the biggest piece of flawed logic here: LAST TIME I CHECKED, METH HEADS DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE. THEREFORE, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO PAY CASH AND GET MULTIPLE PRESCRIPTIONS FILLED FROM DIFFERENT PHARMACIES. Gaaaaaaawwwwdd! Stupid stupid stupid.

A St. Louis pharmacist, Randall Berger, makes my point exactly:

"Now you're talking about going to a physician, or going to the emergency room, getting a prescription. It is cost prohibitive, it is going to be really strenuous to the healthcare system, when really the only over the counter decongestant that a patient can buy without a prescription isn't strong enough, " says Randall Berger, R. Ph., a pharmacist at Williams Pharmacy in University City.

Requiring the 98% of Missouri citizens who are NOT cracked out of their minds to go through the hassle of prescriptions for like, Tylenol Cold Medicine, is outrageous. I find it a gross misstep on the part of the police department, and one that will make the police even more unpopular then they already are.

Besides, if meth heads want something with which to make their nefarious fare, they'll find a way to get it. Making all the rest of us non-adult-diaper-wearing-drug-addicts go to the doctor isn't going to stop a drug dealer from plying his trade. The meth heads will simply go to the ERs and doctors and rack of prescriptions. It wouldn't be hard to get multiple prescriptions filled for the same item if you were bent on doing it that way. (I am assuming most meth addicts don't have health insurance, which means they would end up being able to get all these prescriptions filled sight-unseen).

But some pharmacists we talked to call pseudoephedrine, "the best decongestant out there."

However Grellner points to Mexico, where they've made pseudoephedrine illegal.

There they've allowed for a larger over the counter dose of phenylephrine in its place.

Grellner hopes to have the prescription change passed in Jefferson City by the end of May.

Right now his organization has the support of the state's Chief's and Sheriff's associations.

Oh, yes, Mexico is just a wonderful country full of wheez-free people. This Grellner clown is such a butthole, it makes me want to punch a kitten right in the face.

Since this is even in danger of passing, I am going to start stocking up on cold medicine right now. Every time I go to the drug store, I will be buying a box or two to put away in my cabinet. Grellner can suck it.

Just Because

2008-12-17T08:18:00.003-06:00

These animated gifs of the Iraqi show-thrower are priceless. My favorite is the duck hunt one.

I have to say Bush has some great reflexes.

Blago-Gate & Obama Part 1,398

2008-12-16T22:11:00.002-06:00

Lookin' more and more like Obama's team was involved...

By the way, Obamessiah's team has "cleared itself" of anything "inappropriate." It depends on what the meaning of "is," is, right?

I declare myself a billionaire! Wait...it doesn't work that way, Barry.

Obama looks like a peawit in front of everyone: check
Enormous scandal nipping at Obama's heels before he even takes office: check!
The ability for me to say I frickin' told you douchebag liberals SO: check!!!

Ahahahahaha!

Hearst Castle

2008-12-16T15:46:00.002-06:00

Husband and I visited here during our honeymoon three years ago. It was definitely an interesting sight to see; I've never seen anything quite like it. But the excesses of the castle were to the point of nauseating.

Winter Storm Watch

2008-12-13T18:31:00.001-06:00

A nice, big ice storm is supposed to glaze over the greater STL area tomorrow night and Monday. Hopefully, the power will stay on and we won't have to do Little-House-on-the-Prairie again.