Devonport Hash House Harriers

Hub in safe hands

2008-07-22T21:40:00.001+10:00

Beer Bitch PB gives “The Look” after being vexatiously awarded the Hub at Bald Eagle’s run. Her glare bored a hole through 40mm plate steel, deeply singed the concrete floor, and killed every blade of grass within a 5 km radius. Cheese, the object of her displeasure, was strangely unaffected.

It was a cold mother of a night, with Tracka offering around anti-freeze in the guise of an Absinthe bottle. A pack of 25 or so ran/walked in a chequer pattern across East Devonport until they were hypothermic. Back to Eagle and the Nest for icy beer, toasty food and a red hot circle, then on to Dyke’s new house with special HHH carpet for après Hash treats and just one more glass if I must. A good night, with not so much as the sniff of a GPS. On On

Dini

Bastard's GPS Run

2008-07-14T23:48:00.002+10:00

OK, it's a first. We got three lat/long locations and had to find them using a GPS. My GPS took 10 minutes to get its bearings, but we all somehow got a run/walk in. Skid got the odd digit wrong, but all's well that ends well. We climbed up to 114 meters high and almost got our feet wet in the sea. We covered 6.88kms in just over an hour - if you followed me.

Sordid scenes were followed by down-downs.
Had a good Burnie crew turnout, and we no longer sing the usual ahum, Burnie takes it up the...

No tub pics.

Glad to be back dudes,
GoneAgain---

RECEDING HARELINE

2008-07-11T16:30:00.001+10:00

14/07/08 Bastard Adina Court, Penguin

21/07/08 Bald Eagle Girdlestone Park,John Street, East Devonport

28/07/08 Guardsvan 103 William Street, Forth

On On

Eagle

Senior Old Fart Hasher Advice

2008-07-07T18:05:00.000+10:00

Devonport Hashers need to be made aware of the responsibilities of major office bearers.

GRAND MASTER - Only a figure head. Does nothing!

JOINT MASTERS - These guys are responsible for organising major Devonport Hash functions etc. including AGM.

TRAIL MASTER - is responsible for securing run list in advance. Not week to week. This gives the hare some time to think about the run he/she has to set.

ON ON

BASTARD

(Senior Old Fart Hasher)

NEXT RUN 07/07/08

2008-07-02T12:15:00.000+10:00

07/07/08 Tracka Cherry Shed, Latrobe (where Gilbert St meets Bass Highway)

On On

New Shoes for Debris

2008-07-01T12:43:00.002+10:00

Even though he is still wet behind the ears(with a few black bits from his latest hair colour), Debris rises to the occasion for the sake of Hash tradition. He will make a great hasher when he grows up.

Beach Boys and Girls at Bicheno

2008-07-01T10:59:00.002+10:00

Launceston Hash House Harriers Annual Event

20th - 21st September
Saturday

Run start 2.00Pm
Drink stop
Dinner in the Restaurant 7.00 pm
Hash Circle & Party at the fire pit

Sunday
Beach recovery run 10.00 a.m
Late check out

What U Get
A Hangover, A Good Time, Some Horrible Memories, Lots of Laughs
A Bed, Meal in the Restaurant, Breakfast, Beer & Wine

All-inclusive $100.00

Where
Bicheno By the Bay Holiday Resort

Check it out www.bichenobythebay.com.au

Contact Smeg 0407579848

RSVP By 30th July

Disclaimer

Launceston LH3 will not be responsible for any person or persons that behave in a reasonable and responsible manner; all Hashing principles must be applied.

RECEDING HARELINE

2008-06-17T08:43:00.000+10:00

23/06/08 Ratchet 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler (end of the sealed road)

30/06/08 Flasher 33 Amherst Street, Ulverstone ( Cheese’s house)

On On

Who is Thruster from DHHH?

2008-06-14T12:39:00.002+10:00

I know this is a small world, but did Thrust not work on a rig in WA making food for workers? Watch her back while I am away OK!

http://www.news-asia.net/index.php?id=0ce98f53

GoneAgain-----
Virginia

PS From the last survey it was clear we all want some more pics of Supersal and Flasher - someone steal a camera and get busy!

NEXT RUN

2008-06-13T08:26:00.001+10:00

16/06/08 Skid Dell Luck Reserve (near Don Railway)

On On

Highland Fling

2008-06-10T21:53:00.000+10:00

Bastards POV <here>

NEXT RUN

2008-06-03T09:01:00.001+10:00

09/06/08 Foghorn 8 Talbor Court, Eugenana (turn off Melrose Rd into Donwood Court and left into Talbor Court)

On On

NEXT RUN

2008-05-29T13:50:00.001+10:00

02/06/08 Killer Killer’s house, William St Forth

On On

Devonport Tour De Pisse weekend

2008-05-29T08:02:00.000+10:00

Hi all you good looking tassie hashers , the Devonport Tour De Pisse weekend is on again - Saturday 2nd August - at Crows Ulverstone - more info later - contact Tracker or Flasher

Is this a Burnie Hash blog or what???

2008-05-27T18:03:00.002+10:00

You are invited to view Bastard's Burnie AGPU photo album: Play slideshow

Dints Puddle Dash Hash

2008-05-26T23:38:00.000+10:00

Wet as wet can be. Hash Monk failed in his duties. Rain tap-dance did not work. We ran from tree to tree but in the end just got wet. My gadget was not turned off till I got to Dint's Den, so it includes an extra kilometer or so. The stats were as follows: 11.04 kilometers, 1:23 hours, 7.9km/hr average (inlcuding the car ride to the on-on!). We lost 591 KCals. First hill was 40 meters high, second one was 50 meters high.

http://sportstracker.nokia.com/nts/workoutdetail/index.do?id=205902

Burnie APGU

2008-05-26T09:52:00.000+10:00

Ugly sods here.

Paul Watson

GIS Officer

Burnie City Council

NEXT RUN

2008-05-24T09:20:00.001+10:00

26/05/08 Dint TT Line public car park East Devonport

On On

Burnie's Anual General Piss Up

2008-05-23T15:49:00.002+10:00

Dancing Queen Phay Ray and the mirror-balled Urang have transformed King Kommunications into Studio 69 for this Saturday night's send off to another fine Burnie Hash year (or 13 months).

The evening starts at 5:30 with a stroll around Burnie nightspots, before glamming-up for an evening of shaking your groove thing to the funky sounds of the Disco King. The HTV Awards will be presented for Bolt Error, Cocque Cup and Richard Cranium, plus other minor awards I was not privy to selecting so they're bound to be not as good as previous years.

Cost is $25, which covers r*n, on on, 3 course meal, badge, plus fabulous entertainment. BYO evening drinks, and a coat to ward off the evening chills so as to avoid a Saturday Night Fever.

On on
Grizzly
www.burniehhh.blogspot.com
PS Don't forget June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort

Caught drinking outside of Hash

2008-05-20T22:14:00.000+10:00

We all need a bit of a practise drink...

learn new moves...

learn to stay awake...

Foghorn-----

NEXT RUN

2008-05-15T14:28:00.001+10:00

19/05/08 Tracka 98 Best Street Devonport

On On

Mooning

2008-05-14T16:55:00.000+10:00

Bastard’s Contribution to Dint’s upcoming birthday…

Dint going on Big Brother

2008-05-13T10:43:00.001+10:00

Cheese didn't spread the news of Giggle's housewarming oparty last weekend. so we are making up with Dint's birthday party.

We know what happened to Corey! It started off with just one party. All Dint really needs is some ridiculous sunglasses. Make sure we get him some!

Read all about Corey's $$$ <here>

The truth and nothing but the truth

2008-05-13T00:48:00.003+10:00

It apparently takes a sperm at least one HOUR (not one minute) to swim seven inches. So us guys have been working for an hour before them darn females even got the message! Don't believe me? Well go get your facts straight and read something on the internet (always correct!): http://theultimateplayers.com/sexual.php.

All the other facts were correct:

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
Ecouteurism is listening to others having sex without their consent.
The human brain cannot tell the difference between a sneeze and an orgasm

Good luck with the next quiz!

Poxy's Flour Saver

2008-05-13T00:34:00.003+10:00

Would you believe this run was set with 215 grams of flour? I'd believe it! May not be the case, who knows for sure, perhaps there were people like there were in the PNG Goroka Hash where 'nationals' scooped up the flour to bake cakes with as they thought it was a waste! With today's interest rates and the mortgage squeeze, and the budget coming up,... well, who knows how tough some people have it.

Anyway, well done, we had a good run in the end, and no complaints about the tucker! We ran a massive 4.5 kilometers in 45 minutes, and burned just over 230 kCal which in terms of Weetbix is the equivalent of FOUR regular Aussie Weetbix WITH milk! Take note Little Fanny, Weetbix are good!

An impromptu mini after party for the Burnie Hash's benefit at GoneAgain's. He only invited the women folks because a new Hasher called Little Fanny was dragged in by Dini.. But shit, women come in different shapes, and it was not just Dini and Little Fanny from Wales, it was Flasher and Cheese and Killer and Giggles and... well, who knows who else was invading my privacy and assaulting my home-brew!

Giggles with GoneAgain's Black Pussy... If only his wife knew!

And in case you were wonderingLittle Fanny is the one with the... ahum.... well, I don't want to loose my PG rating... It is not Flasher!

And Flasher did not have his share of the red wine which was rightfully not his after GoneAgain fairly won the Amazing Race last week!