tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71428452008-05-12T08:50:28.407-05:00File it UnderHoodlummanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06146280827697505575noreply@blogger.comBlogger2665125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-86978710882893937112008-05-12T08:37:00.002-05:002008-05-12T08:50:21.372-05:00What a bunch of crapSometimes, I have random thoughts pop into my head. No real rhyme or reason, just connections made from unassociated events. Here are two random connections made from a video I saw of a SUV, with a minigun, that they use to protect the President. So here was the first thing I recalled: In 1965, Congress authorized the Secret Service (Public Law 89-186) to protect a former president and his/Rob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-56003347981700532792008-05-11T19:04:00.002-05:002008-05-11T19:12:26.248-05:00N S F W Thanks to CJunk!Dianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00268228207267464506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-14286310557418696562008-05-09T14:45:00.003-05:002008-05-09T15:05:05.058-05:00My suspension of disbeliefHere is my point, perfectly captured, in comic form. Rob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-3596175354238396202008-05-08T07:47:00.003-05:002008-05-09T09:21:29.953-05:00Tap, Tap, Tap.... Is this thing on?So, eh.... How's it going? I know we haven't been posting a lot. Sorry about that. Life, and what not, seems to be getting in the way. Who would have thunk it. Anyhoo, let me give a brief update and then scatter shoot a few things. First, the new job is pretty kick ass. Just like my last job, I can't say for whom I am employed due to corporate images and PR departments and so on. However, I canRob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-21786294280651518452008-05-08T07:45:00.003-05:002008-05-08T08:08:02.449-05:00Where the hell is everyone?As for myself, I've been working with/entertaining clients at work. This usually carries over into the evenings. As for everyone else, I shall speculate! Diana - Would love to be blogging in succinct, two-sentence bursts but her internet can't seem to stay connected due to the frequent power outages induced by this ice-cold global warming. Yeah, apparently that asshole Gore put our eventual Hoodlummanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06146280827697505575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-89484689476600032482008-05-02T14:51:00.002-05:002008-05-08T07:43:42.534-05:00I love the interwebsRob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-68078651587304533162008-05-01T09:16:00.002-05:002008-05-01T09:20:35.164-05:00Hawt!!As a palate cleanser for that train wreck of a calendar I mentioned a short time ago, JRE sent me the link for this. Try and contain teh lust...Hoodlummanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06146280827697505575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-86320547167152763132008-04-29T16:21:00.002-05:002008-04-29T16:24:11.825-05:00Summer prep chart Contrary to common perception, size does matter. Right, Diana?Rob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-85471405822429443982008-04-29T12:19:00.000-05:002008-04-29T12:19:21.749-05:00Must see video...From Hot Air... Video: Bush erupts against attention-deficit media. Bush has had his shortcomings over the past 8 years. That's putting it lightly. But had he managed his press conferences with this sort of passion and succinctness over the past five years, he might be looking at a 40% approval rating instead of a 30%. Maybe...Hoodlummanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06146280827697505575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-75472580006704386132008-04-25T13:43:00.010-05:002008-04-28T14:33:40.576-05:00Blame Whitey!I just started reading the news today and two of the top stories disturbed me. The first one: NEW YORK - Three detectives were acquitted Friday in the 50-shot killing of an unarmed groom-to-be on his wedding day, a case that put the NYPD at the center of another dispute involving allegations of excessive firepower.Apparently these guys acted like they had a gun, said they had a gun (one guy JR Ewinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534410384657485678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-86946859940931884392008-04-24T16:38:00.000-05:002008-04-24T16:38:33.477-05:00Those nutty Brits!!Click here to find out what £14,000 buys you in the U.K. Just posted UPDATE: I had found this article early this morning but Blogger was being a whore about uploading images. So you've probably seen this elsewhere. I only now post it due to the name I gave to that image.Hoodlummanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06146280827697505575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-496984268108815652008-04-24T13:08:00.003-05:002008-04-24T13:15:00.675-05:00This just in...Sue-happy idiots are not exclusive to the US! A Chinese primary school teacher and a beautician have filed a suit against CNN in New York over remarks they say insulted the Chinese people. They want $1.37 billion in compensation - $1.06 per person in China, a Hong Kong newspaper reports. I'm planning on suing Hugo Chavez for offending me and insulting Americans. $1.06 per American seems to beJR Ewinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534410384657485678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-59204946088804481472008-04-24T06:09:00.001-05:002008-04-24T06:11:11.427-05:00$5.13 per gallon ...Quit yer bitchin'.Dianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00268228207267464506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-88600792770918106492008-04-23T15:12:00.001-05:002008-04-24T08:30:30.065-05:00Allsome!Rezko Trial Witness Says Rove in on Talks to Remove U.S. Attorney in 2004 If I had the Drudge Siren I'd fire it off. Rove. What isn't that evil bastard involved in? Don't you get the feeling that before it's said and done this Rezko trial will have involved just about everyone? "What do you mean everyone?" Hoodlummanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06146280827697505575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-37818817272008129552008-04-23T08:31:00.003-05:002008-04-23T08:47:56.021-05:00Awesome* ~ (* ~ With uber "hope" and "change-ish" goodness)So the Hillinator managed to win the state of "bitter religious, immigration hating, gun loving" people. In doing so she denied the Omama-messiah his coronation once again. Another fine example of experience and graft beating the naivety and enthusiasm of youthful inexperience. Greatness, if for no other reason than it forces me to have a "Obi Wan Kenobi"-like moment of political zen where I Rob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-86509802338721323692008-04-22T14:59:00.003-05:002008-04-22T15:04:43.157-05:00Environmental EducationIf we don't educate ourselves and our children about the environment, we are doomed to repeat our past mistakes... ... The Doomsday predictions, be it Global Cooling, carbon emissions and Global Warming, Ozone layer, etc continue to be wrong. Then we move the goal-posts and re-predict the same thing. Genius!JR Ewinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534410384657485678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-62522096502798157752008-04-22T13:06:00.000-05:002008-04-22T13:06:26.435-05:00PerspectiveRising gas prices. A housing crunch. Growing food scarcity and price increases. The existence of George Effing Bush. The list of issues plaguing our country could go on and on. But all of that combined pales in comparison to what the Congo is facing: Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital. Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to Hoodlummanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06146280827697505575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-51761162073689377152008-04-22T07:44:00.002-05:002008-04-22T07:48:04.675-05:00Headliners ....If you rub it, does it grant you three wishes?Dianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00268228207267464506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-40361891593205806632008-04-21T07:32:00.004-05:002008-04-21T07:51:47.242-05:00Because I'm a giver....Sportsmanship is a lost commodity, sometimes, in this day and age of "extreme" sports marketing. Everything is supposed to be tough and edgy and "in your face." I have no problem with a little attitude in the games but I think we lose a little bit of the respect for the game and the other team if we don't acknowledge the skill and effort of our opponent, in a respectful manner. Towards that endRob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-22964556330388895052008-04-19T17:32:00.003-05:002008-04-19T17:45:33.882-05:00And then there were breastses ... MT. LAUREL, N.J. – The Juvenile Products Manufacturers Association (JPMA), which represents the leading manufacturers of baby bottles in the United States, stands by the scientific research indicating that plastic baby bottles are safe. JPMA supports the rigorous scientific evaluation process of the National Toxicology Program’s (NTP) Center for the Evaluation of Risks to Human Reproduction. Dianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00268228207267464506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-64628108222196561392008-04-19T11:19:00.002-05:002008-04-19T11:22:47.503-05:00Short-bussted ..."When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that's the dictator, because he speaks for all the people." viaDianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00268228207267464506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-81166006625087245902008-04-18T08:50:00.001-05:002008-04-18T08:55:25.569-05:00The Comments Make this WorthwhileOtherwise the article isn't all that interesting....unless you want to live on an Atoll in the Pacific where you're likely going to be submerged every time there is a passing wind.Dave...http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377165584117833308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-53427772059280334492008-04-17T10:05:00.003-05:002008-04-17T11:02:58.948-05:00"Jimmy Carter Is The Secret Love Child Of Helen Thomas" Sorry. I couldn't resist.Dianahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00268228207267464506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-17986298264399741612008-04-17T08:07:00.001-05:002008-04-17T08:08:54.655-05:00Ok, if you follow politics, you gotta see this...You need to head over to Rob Port's Say Anything and watch this clip. It's classic.Rob B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410652379276776923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7142845.post-44027441049780147662008-04-16T14:33:00.000-05:002008-04-16T14:39:22.875-05:00Taking Class versus Having ClassI'd like to say that I had class, but we all know that's not true. Particularly those of us who either a) know me, or b) have read my bio. In any case, rather than having class, I've been occupying myself for the last four months with taking class, I'd say classes, and that would at least sound more grammatically correct, but the truth is that I'm only taking one class at a time. Apart from Dave...http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377165584117833308noreply@blogger.com