tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7132165.post-58933340267845846812007-06-30T14:52:00.000-04:002007-06-30T14:53:44.344-04:00So there was a Blue Hen hash on the evening of Tuesday June 26th 2007????<br /><br /><br />Hashers Present:<br /><br />Vaseline Alley<br />Devil Woman<br />Bad Lay<br />Butthead<br />Crash Test Dummy<br />Mary Fukin Poppins<br /><br />And many, many others??<br /><br />The slobbering, and profusely sweating pack met at the WSFS parking lot in<br /> College Square, and set off for a trail hared by VA about 7:04 pm in the<br /> very humid weather.<br /><br />On! On!, We went down the sidewalk and into the adjacent industrial<br /> complex where we picked up trail, and down the James F. Hall trail we went. We<br /> came across a ?moon train? mark, but there were no trains to be had.<br /><br />On! On! We kept going down the trail and kept running into checks, but the<br /> right direction always seemed to be straight. Something Devil Woman<br /> always seemed to figure out, but MFP did not. Some where around Kells Park,<br /> Butthead, Bad Lay and Crash Test Dummy decided to break off and follow a make<br /> believe trail on their own. The rest of the pack that decided to follow<br /> trail found a Beer Near at the opening of Apple Rd, did I spell that right?<br /> The deserters soon caught up and joined us, where we enjoyed Rolling Rock<br /> and the music of David Bowie blasting out of VA?s ride. <br /><br />On! On! Up apple Rd. we went, passed Elkton and down to Barksdale, though<br /> and around the Rodney dorm complex. We found a second beer near next to<br /> Oakland?s Pool where, unfortunately none of us had a membership. Butthead<br /> split off once again to see if he was too late for his Tuesday night beach<br /> volleyball club. The pack once again joined together and ran up Amstel<br /> Avenue and then to?? Wait! The second or third consecutive Blue Hen Hash where<br /> people actually ran!!!! The whole world must be going to hell, or we?ve<br /> just been in a hurry to get these things over with. So over the bridge and<br /> though campus we went to Delaware Avenue. Through the Galleria Parking lot<br /> to Main Street where we found out to our great dismay that we wouldn?t be<br /> stopping at Grotto?s on a VA trail for once.<br /><br />On! On! Up Main Street the pack went where we found the On In at the Home<br /> Grown Caf?. Awards and Penalties were handed out. We did downs downs out<br /> of a double shot glass because we were running low on beer and dough. That<br /> is until Devil whipped out her debit card. First In: All of Us. Last In:<br /> All of Us. First Blood: None of Us. We were unexpectedly joined by the<br /> Queen of Hashus Interruptus, Just Jackie (Jackie V.) and her friend Rob.<br /> Jackie drank for interruptus and Rob drank because he was there. Crash Test<br /> Dummy tried to drink out of his water bowel, but kept spilling it all over<br /> the floor. Maybe somebody should get that dog a straw. <br /><br />All and all it was another Shitty Trail.<br /><br />Stay tuned for the next possible hash possibly laid by Bad Lay/ Butthead<br /> possibly next weekend.<br /><br />On! On! <br /><br />Your nominal GM,<br />MFPMathImphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16572276943431134472noreply@blogger.com