tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7132165.post-52910809760698522702007-05-28T12:37:00.000-04:002007-05-28T12:38:45.882-04:00It should be noted. We misspelled the name... It Kuato. -THKFAS > So there was a hash, > > It was the 26th of May, and the pack began to gather at the appointed place > on time. (imagine that!) After call were made, bribes called in, and beer > bithces accounted for, the pack was blessed by THFKAS and were off into the > park. Immediatley to our first water crossing, and under a fence. Half the > pack followed a trail, but not THE trail, and hence fell back, but quickly > recovered in time for another water crossing. At said second water crossing > a phenomenal event occurred which we will get into later. > Led we were, or so we think, to a railroad. Then off the railroad toward > Madison Drive. A few kids were there and led us to more marks, helping us > to avoid the big Rottweiler standing by. > Around the park-side of Madison, were a bunch of dumpsters and the beer > near. After some of us were confused between the dumpsters and the beer > bitches, beer was drunk, and a new boot met us on trail, and joined us for > the rest of the hash. > On on across a softball field through Towne Court and a quick reach to the > next beer near at He Neede the Money's. More beer, some vodka of poetic > origin, and beef jerky made the rounds, and on on into yet another park. > more shiggy, more water crossings, and more train tracks. off the tracks > and into a neighborhood inhabited by THFKAS, where most of the pack is > on-in, but 4 lost souls still hash, allegedly on trail, but fuck them. > We drink, we circle... > > circle jerks include: > new boot- > Just Lisa from Baltimore > visiting: > Skid Marks from Hockessin H3 > awards- > last in: I think it was spand-ox > first blood: Just Kris > false accusation: Vaseline Alley > penalties- > first in: Just Bradley > > and the creme de la creme--we had 2 namings. > after much deliberations and a little bit of name calling. > Just Brad is now known as "Squats on Request" > Just Kris is now known as "Quatto" (and we told her to Google it. > You recall I said I will explain the great phenomenon at the second water > crossing? Well, that's why they were named. > She saw water and was scared to get her feet wet. She asked her > insignificant other to carry her across.... DUH! he did so. He Squats on > request. After about 45 seconds of carrying her ass over, he decided it > would be better if he did get her wet. (insert crass innuendo here) She was > determined not to get wet (insert next innuendo here). But eventually, she > went in....but for hanging on like a tic to him, she was given the name > "Quatto". And if you want to know it, google it! > All in all, another shitty trail. > > On On > Vaseline Alley > > p.s. attached see Quatto and Squats On Request. >MathImphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16572276943431134472noreply@blogger.com