tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-8040775885331036002008-05-14T01:42:00.004-04:002008-05-14T01:51:43.232-04:00Hillary Clinton and the Dead Parrot<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_HVN-UM1oBn4/SCp8AA0N8PI/AAAAAAAAAJE/olYIATxb_d0/s1600-h/parrot.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_HVN-UM1oBn4/SCp8AA0N8PI/AAAAAAAAAJE/olYIATxb_d0/s400/parrot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200105059413520626" /></a><br />I love Monty Python. I love writing headlines for Dana Milbank columns. The twain <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/13/AR2008051302862.html?hpid=topnews" target="_blank">met</a> yesterday, and the options were too many and yet too few. I chose <b>This Is an Ex-Candidate</b>, but it wasn't my favorite Milbank headline. There were a number of runners-up. Did I choose correctly? Do you have a better idea? My other options:<br /><br /><b><li>Preaching to the Choir Invisible<br /><li>Pining for the Rose Garden<br /><li>Pining, or Passed On?</b> (<a href="http://www.jdland.com/jd" target="_blank">Jacqueline</a>'s idea)<br /><b><li>Hello, Polly!<br /><li>White Americans and the Norwegian Blue<br /><li>The Palindrome of 'Clinton' Would Be 'Notnilc'</b> (for true enthusiasts)Billnoreply@blogger.com