tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71095473897874395052009-02-23T05:05:05.207-08:00Reflections of Pure GeniusMisunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-9180811069111193392007-10-26T10:24:00.000-07:002007-10-26T10:35:30.438-07:00Atheism = Violence Now?A screencap taken from Conservapedia:
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Atheism works into that HOW, now?
So, I read the citation. It's an article off
the opinion page of the Ventura County Star. While, it makes what is obviously a construable, anti-liberal argument, after reading the
article, I realized mentions of God, religion, atheism, secularism, etc., were NOWHERE TO BE FOUNDMisunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-51936649173503431762007-09-26T23:30:00.001-07:002007-09-26T23:36:17.378-07:00Stupid Notes I've Seen on Beverage Machines
"Out of Apple Juice"Don't you think he'll be refilling it about the time he sees this anyway???
"60 cents. Pop was very FLAT"Yes, the note underlined that. Several squiggly times, in fact. Oh. And I somehow sincerely doubt the pop machine guy has any control over exactly how carbonated your beverage is.
"I put 40 cents in, and it didn't give me a pop. So I put 20 more cents in and it didnt Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-77767362525140215432007-07-24T21:03:00.000-07:002007-07-24T21:07:25.408-07:00The NEW ZodiacHere's the New Zodiac updated for the 21st century. Why not modernize? Find your birthday, find your sign, and instantly know everything about your personality!
1. Super Mario(3/21 - 3/31, 4/2 - 4/20)
The first sign of the New Zodiac, Super Mario is always expected by the rest of the population to always be there (except in rare cases when a second player or haunted mansion is present) and Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-424759222014644042007-07-24T20:22:00.000-07:002007-07-24T20:23:40.257-07:00Ferris Bueller 2007With the 21st anniversary of Ferris Bueller's Day off coming around the corner, what better thing to do than to remake this classic movie? We're all surprised that it hasn't happened yet, and yes, I do speak for you. Trust me, it's okay in this instance.
Anyway, let's start off by recasting this picture.
Directed by
Fight Scene Choreography
Ferris Bueller
Cameron Frye
Sloane Peterson
Ed RooneyMisunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-85398840791774703452007-07-03T08:53:00.001-07:002007-07-03T08:53:28.522-07:00July HorrorscopesAries: (March 21 - April 20) -- You only stand up for what you believe in so ardently because you're insecure about yourself. Quit overcompensating, and tell another Aries you love them to temporarily ease the crushing pain that is modern life.
Taurus: (April 21 - May 21) -- Taureans spend their entire lives maintaining the status quo within their existence. Unfortunately, the Taurean this Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-62329696031279073962007-07-02T22:43:00.000-07:002007-07-02T22:44:43.820-07:00The Simpsons MovieSo, only three and a half weeks or so until America finally reaches its cultural climax and the Simpsons movie opens. Fans have been speculating for nearly 30 years now as to what might happen in the Simpsons movie. Many rumors have been shot down, but there are still some floating out there... The following is a list that the creators of the movie have either confirmed, or can neither confirmMisunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-56537109817517303482007-07-01T15:38:00.000-07:002007-07-01T15:41:10.894-07:00QubeTVOf course, Conservapedia was only the beginning. If Wikipedia, the encyclopedia where anybody can edit has a liberal bias (let's not stop to explore everything wrong with that statement), YouTube must ALSO be liberal, because it's the site where anybody can upload video of anything (well, except porn and demonstration of illegal acts, which, tends to align more with conservative views anyway.) Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-68904761231708623712007-06-29T11:38:00.000-07:002007-07-01T15:46:20.243-07:00The Little Magic ShowI decided to create a new TV Show. It'd have to be a one time special (if this was a series, it'd become cancelled after a single episode anyway. Why bother to write something that'll never see the light of day? That's only slightly more futile than writing this entire blog in the first place.) (Seriously, fuck you guys for not reading this blog.)
Still, even though it should be a one time Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-90133841987031183412007-06-26T10:10:00.000-07:002007-07-01T15:48:15.488-07:00Hollywood RemakesThey're making an upcoming movie called ''Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven.'' It will star - now get this - everybody's favorite actor, Vin Diesel.
Come on, everybody. Imagine Vin Diesel's the Raven. Just sit back for a second, and let your little, Hollywood warped imagination go to work. This one shouldn't take too much thought, should it? Isn't that the point of casting Vin Diesel in the first Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-8733601724068758872007-06-22T12:06:00.000-07:002007-07-01T15:48:53.061-07:00Abstract Art. Vs. PoetryIt is in my opinion that abstract art and poetry are both faith based institutions.
Why? Whether it is random splashes of paint on a canvas or random splashes of words on notebook paper, are we simply supposed to accept that they have meaning, even though no rational, sane, or intelligent human being can comprehend any coherent thought from it? Are all the random shapes or words supposed to Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-29878343584513968862007-06-20T17:58:00.000-07:002007-07-01T15:53:11.923-07:00ConservapediaBeing something that the content of the internet is entirely user based (more so increasingly with this Web 2.0 Garbage, but I'll comment on that later), the more the internet actually seems to reflect actual-factual life. Myspace perhaps, being one of the better examples, a forum for people to truly say what they want to say and some cases, be who they want to be.) It, in some cases, reflects Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-23415263177132174862007-06-20T15:17:00.000-07:002007-07-01T15:54:41.878-07:00Pop-Tart Lifestyle BrandingWhat is our society coming to? A while ago, at a supermarket, I came across a little item... the Pop-Tart carrying case.
I realize this item may seem innocuous to you, but I think this just one more indication that our society is completely obsessed with food. Honestly, how fat are we getting?
Cigarettes, as a vice, have become completely taboo. To the point that we actually care that they're Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109547389787439505.post-72371180493157466122007-06-20T10:16:00.000-07:002007-07-01T15:56:36.502-07:00Welcome To Your Own Personal HellAnybody ever get that feeling that there is a huge, dark shadow cast over the entire planet, foretelling certain doom, destruction, and revolution? ...and that that shadow is yourself?
Anyway, welcome to my brand new, shiny little blog. It's going to be fun! Writing, reading, more writing, more reading, and most important, plenty of time wasted online. At least it'll be more productive than, oh, Misunderstood Geniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14936504612534521588noreply@blogger.com0