tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6984596.post-1152832442645360832006-07-13T17:09:00.000-06:002006-07-13T17:17:55.416-06:00Patient: Hi, doc. I've been ejaculating blood for the past week.<br /><br />Me: Sweet zombie Jesus. I mean, any other symptoms?<br /><br />Patient: Well, my left testicle has seemed really enlarged and sore lately.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">It is; twice the size of his left, in fact.</span><br /><br />Me: Yeah, that's probably what's causing the blood-jizz. This can be caused by chlamydia or gonorrhea; so, uh, any affairs lately?<br /><br />Patient: Absolutely not! But I have been having some pretty active sex lately. I thought I'd injured myself.<br /><br />Me: *chuckling* No, that's just an infection. We'll clear that right up. But seriously, if you've been going hard enough that you thought you fucked your balls off, good work.<br /><br />Patient: Thanks, doc.Albino Squirrelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14836887141864761817noreply@blogger.com