Two Plus Two

In God We Trust

2009-03-09T04:20:00.001-07:00

You may have heard in the news that a couple of Post Offices in Texas have been forced to take down small posters that say'IN GOD WE TRUST,'

The law, they say, is being violated. Anyway, we heard proposed on aradio station show, that we should all write ' IN GOD WE TRUST'on the back of all our mail. After all, that's our National Motto,and - all the money we use to buy stamps. We think it's a wonderful idea.We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed.

If you like this idea, please pass it on and DO IT. The idea of writing or stamping...'IN GOD WE TRUST ' on our envelopes sounds good to us.
It's been reported that 86% of Americans believe in God. There-fore, we have a very hard time understanding why there's such a mess about having God We Trust!' on our money and having God in the pledge of Allegiance. Could it be that WE just need to take action and tell the 14% to 'sit down and shut up'?

I Recommend..

2009-03-01T17:11:00.000-08:00

...Jello pudding singles. They are really easy to make; just add 1/2 cup of cold milk, stir, and let sit for 5 minutes. The girls and I tried the vanilla one tonight, and we loved it!

Damn the MagnaDoodle

2009-02-26T11:08:00.000-08:00

Damn the MagnaDoodle to hell!

Addison (the youngest) loves to play with the MagnaDoodle, especially the pen. However, the string that attaches the pen to the "pad" is very short and does nothing but frustrate the crap out of her. So she just screams and screams. I would cut the string and put myself and my daughter out of our misery, but then my other daughter would freak. As it is, we have lost the square magnastamp somewhere in this hellhole and Savannah has cried about that three times today. This damn toy is going to be the death of me.

The Cutest Song

2009-02-24T16:23:00.000-08:00

I am pulling out my hair because I cannot find my video camera. Where on earth can it be? Tonight, Savannah sang the cutest song. Between the words, the way she sang it, and her facial expressions...well...I was laughing till I cried.

Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
I am fine. Thank you.

I am Disgusted!

2009-02-24T16:20:00.000-08:00

http://takebacktheland.net/

What? Do you not understand that you are breaking the law and encouraging others to do the same? Do you not understand that you are perpetuating a Socialist agenda which is going to be the doom of this country if left unchecked? Do you understand that you are doing nothing but encouraging people to not work, default on their loans, and expect hardworking Americans to shoulder the load? You should be ashamed of yourselves! Get out of our country!

Quit Anniversary

2009-02-22T08:56:00.000-08:00

Your Quit Date is: Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 12:00:00 PM
Time Smoke-Free: 122 days, 18 hours, 58 seconds
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 3069
Lifetime Saved: 23 days, 10 hours
Money Saved: $538.12

Eww....

Living on 1500 In a Year

2009-02-21T05:31:00.001-08:00

I was intrigued to check out this family's blog, and went on a couple of times to read posts. When I went to pull it up today, it had been removed. I read in a news story that they had to remove it due to threats. That is sad. What the heck are people threatening them about? Geez.

Cooking Tip I Want to Remember

2009-02-15T18:12:00.000-08:00

When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness!

Jeremy Mayfield = True Racer

2009-02-15T17:20:00.000-08:00

I have been a fan of Jeremy Mayfield since his RCA days. And he never ceases to amaze me and make me proud to be a fan. After he was released from his team last year, he never gave up. A month ago, he still didn't have a team, a car, a sponsor. But...Jeremy pulled it all together because he is a true racer and no matter how he has to make it happen, he will make it happen. He pulled a team together from guys that had been laid off. He has a small shop and secured a sponsor for the first five races. And then, against all odds, he raced his way into the Daytona 500. Jeremy, you are amazing. Thank you from a true fan. Congrats and good luck this season!

Born Again American

2009-02-14T16:48:00.000-08:00

Check out the video at the bottom of this page. And then check out the website. It is awesome.

http://www.bornagainamerican.org/index.html

Found Site

2009-02-13T09:52:00.000-08:00

I found a cool website today. In addition to interesting articles and cool recaps, it has some great brain teasers and quizzes. Have you ever tried to list all the presidents in under 8 minutes or all 50 states in under 5? What about all of Elvis' number one hits? Check it out...

www.mentalfloss.com/blogs

Valentines Day Wish

2009-02-13T09:45:00.000-08:00

Just in case my husband actually reads my blog (or anyone that will pass on information to him), I want to pass on my Valentine's Day wish list. There is only one thing on it. I want the Bath & Body Works Aromatherapy "Sleep" Body Lotion (Lavender and Vanilla). That's it. Simple isn't it? I just love this stuff. It is so soothing and smells so great. I love putting it on before climbing under the covers. Ahhhhh......

Aquatic Life

2009-02-09T17:10:00.000-08:00

We visited The Living Museum in Newport News over the weekend. Savannah was enthralled watching the fish and sea turtles, jellyfish and sea horses. She loved all of the animals in the sea. she wasn't nearly as intrigued by the land animals and birds. Interesting. Was it because you could get closer to the fish and turtles? I wonder. She did love to look at the sea life, but when given the opportunity to touch it...um...no thanks. Savannah had the opportunity to touch a starfish, a horseshoe crab, and a regular crab and passed on all three. Addison touched the horseshoe crab and I actually took advantage of getting to feel what a living starfish feels like. I have to wonder, though about the differences. She has no problem petting animals in a petting zoo, but didn't want to touch the sea life. She just wanted to splash in the water. LOL! We will see what her favorite animal turns out to be down the road.

Mary Jack and Doggy

2009-02-03T17:02:00.000-08:00

Well, the actual name of the show is Jack's Big Music Show, but to Savannah (and now us), it is Mary Jack and Doggy. This show is the best. It has some sayings and songs repeated in each episode that the girls sing and dance to and it also has new songs and dances in each episode for variety. Oh my gosh, if you are going to give this show a try (you can find it on Noggin), you have to check out the episode called Scat Cat. It has a spot with the Wiggle Dance. OMG! It is so much fun!

Oh Puh-leeze!

2009-02-03T16:41:00.000-08:00

I read the following tip for getting a picky eater to eat better:

Minimize distractions at the table. If a sibling is running around nearby, or a cartoon beckons from across the room, your toddler may have trouble maintaining interest in the food being served. Try to make meals relaxed and quiet.

Um....well....since I have a one year old (who is wild and VERY into throwing food and plates) and a two year old (who is extremely picky) at the table, I find it a very daunting task to minimize distractions. There is nothing but distractions at our dinner table. In fact, I could record our meals and post it to make people feel better about the stress levels at their dinner table. Hmmm...too bad I couldn't make money off tickets or something.

GRAVEDIGGER

2009-02-03T16:26:00.000-08:00

Gravedigger (yes, the monster truck) has become a hero in our family. One evening, Addison was fussy and I was struggling to boost her spirits. thinking back on a radio spot I heard earlier that day, I repeated the low, slow garble, "GRAVEDIGGER." Addison thought it was hilarious.

Not to be outdone, Savannah wanted to make Addison laugh also, so she repeated in a not so low and not so slow tone, "GRAVEDIGGER." Addison thought Savannah's version was much funnier. And so it began. For the last week, walking by our house or car, you may very well hear Savannah or I (or most likely, both) saying "GRAVEDIGGER" and fits of laughter ensuing.

Friends have teased that it figures that my children are humored by monster trucks, but I say, "If it works, use it."

Quitting Smoking

2008-10-27T17:10:00.000-07:00

Here are my stats to date...

Time Smoke-Free: 5 days, 8 hours, 9 minutes and 39 seconds

Cigarettes NOT smoked: 133
Lifetime Saved: 1 day
Money Saved: $21.88

The number of cigarettes not smoked is nasty, huh?

Crushing a Democrat?

2008-10-27T17:02:00.000-07:00

OK. It is official.

I kept seeing television political spots for someone running for congress. The name was rare and the name of someone I had a crush on for three plus years growing up (middle school years). I googled him today and sure enough it is the same person.

And...he is running on the democratic ticket...

Oh well. Good luck Tommy. Sorry, I will not be voting for you.

10 New Uses for Coffee Filtes

2008-10-24T18:50:00.000-07:00

Use Coffee Filters to:

1. Diffuse the flash on a camera. When you’re taking a close-up, soften the brightness by placing a coffee filter over the flash.

2. Strain wine from a bottle with a broken cork. Place the filter over a pitcher or a carafe and slowly pour the wine into it.

3. Serve popcorn or other snacks. The filters act as disposable bowls, so there’s no dishwashing.

4. Make yogurt dip. Use a rubber band to secure a paper coffee filter over the mouth of a deep cup or jar. Slowly pour 8 ounces of plain yogurt onto the filter. Let drain for one hour. In a bowl, mix the thickened yogurt with 1 small minced garlic clove, 1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley, and salt and pepper to taste. Serve with crackers.

5. Heat up leftovers in the microwave. Use a filter as the protective covering over a bowl or a plate.

6. Prevent soil from draining out of flowerpots. When repotting, place a filter at the bottom, over the drainage hole, then add the soil.

7. Prevent scuffs and scratches on fine china. Use flattened coffee filters as spacers when you stack your dishes.

8. Protect hands from Popsicle drippage. Slide the wooden stick of an ice pop through a coffee filter so your hands stay mess-free.

9. Serve pita sandwiches. A circular filter is the perfect size for carrying a sandwich on the go.

10. Clean windows and glass when you’re out of paper towels. Coffee filters leave no lint or other residue.

If I Had My Child To Raise Over Again

2008-10-23T17:29:00.001-07:00

If I had my child to raise over again,

I'd finger paint more, and point the finger less.

I'd do less correcting, and more connecting.

I'd take my eyes off my watch, and watch with my eyes.

I would care to know less, and know to care more.

I'd take more hikes and fly more kites.

I'd stop playing serious, and seriously play.

I'd run through more fields, and gaze at more stars.

I'd do more hugging, and less tugging.

I would be firm less often, and affirm much more.

I'd build self-esteem first, and the house later.

I'd teach less about the love of power,

And more about the power of love.

-Diana Loomis

Since Halloween is on it's way...

2008-10-23T17:20:00.001-07:00

...here are a few tips to survive a horror movie (more to come)...

When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone.

If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town's old abandoned mansion, don't tag along. Especially don't tag along if everyone's going as couples, except you're the odd guy/gal out. And if you're the gang's jokester, you may as well write up your last will and testament while you're driving with them to the place.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other domicile of the dead.

If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

Living With An Addict - Part 3

2008-10-23T16:57:00.000-07:00

Well, as my husband continues to relapse with alcohol from time to time, it was recommended to me that I begin to attend Al-Anon meetings. So far, I have not been able to make it to a face to face meeting, but I have joined an online meeting and so far it has been very helpful. I realize that I cannot control anyone but myself, especially not an alcoholic/addict. I also cannot rely on anyone but myself to make me happy. So, I am starting my path to serenity. I am trying to remove his chaos from my life (and the lives of the smaller two). I will not try to control him. I will keep a peaceful house. He can either choose to join us in serenity or remain alone in chaos. That is what I can do for all of us to show my love for myself, my kids, and my husband.

The Smaller Two

2008-03-21T17:37:00.000-07:00

Savannah had an Easter Egg Hunt at school on Thursday. Apparently, she got zero eggs. For someone reason, that totally cracks me up. She was so tickled by watching the other kids scramble around, she just stood there laughing. At least she was having fun. The "Academy" sent home two stuffed ducks, one for each girl. How sweet is that? They also got her immobile hunt on film and will be posting pictures on Monday. I can't wait to see them.

Top 10 ways to keep that car clean

2008-03-18T17:03:00.001-07:00

Top ten ways to keep your car clean and organized.

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Twenty-five tips on staying married fit for wedding gift : O

2008-03-18T16:56:00.001-07:00

Great advice on how to keep your marriage alive.

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