tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69399369578674425202009-05-23T16:19:54.947-05:00I need a place to post the random thoughts I have every day. You know, the things too minor for a blog entry, but still worth jotting down.R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-88450730656846695262009-05-23T14:43:00.002-05:002009-05-23T16:19:54.954-05:00When I see a hot girl smoking her hotness drops 30%. So much for &quot;smoking hot&quot;.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-8845073065684669526?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-82575350782174372132009-05-09T18:20:00.001-05:002009-05-09T18:22:33.933-05:00If enough people are doing the same thing, it ceases to be rebellious.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-8257535078217437213?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-68753138557148548152009-02-05T21:17:00.001-06:002009-05-09T18:22:46.094-05:00If the race you happen to hate is your own, are you still a racist?<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-6875313855714854815?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-45696373950913084152008-12-17T07:02:00.002-06:002008-12-17T07:04:36.005-06:00<script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><br />Dear Upstairs Neighbor,<br /><br />In the future you may want to look at the condition of your girlfriend's vehicle before letting her drive your truck.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />The Guy Downstairs<br /><br />P.S. Nobody likes Led Zep at 3 in the morning.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-4569637395091308415?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-11548790457510248112008-08-24T18:44:00.001-05:002008-08-24T18:45:23.095-05:00I don't care what Bono says. I hope I never lose the urge to, sometimes, just say "fuck off".<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-1154879045751024811?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-69549134298937479752008-08-14T07:15:00.001-05:002008-08-14T07:15:48.715-05:00It's kind of rude to comment on someone's blog if yours is set to private.<script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-6954913429893747975?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-3902924774582748042008-08-12T17:20:00.002-05:002008-08-12T20:03:09.018-05:00Some people don&#39;t take no for an answer. Others just pretend you never said no in the first place.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-390292477458274804?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-29766225616321867202008-08-09T12:24:00.001-05:002008-08-09T12:25:49.585-05:00People with jobs like hair stylist need to understand that there is a very good chance their clients don't want someone that close to them that reeks of cigarette smoke.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-2976622561632186720?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-36780413293845970002008-07-19T16:07:00.002-05:002008-07-19T19:04:13.363-05:00It amazes me how every time a tire fails it&#39;s because of something you did that just isn&#39;t covered by the warranty. Damn they&#39;re lucky!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-3678041329384597000?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-61303738364465982942008-07-01T06:57:00.002-05:002008-07-19T19:04:44.088-05:00They say you should never meet your heroes. Easy enough for me. None of mine are still alive.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-6130373836446598294?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-88977522844751775892008-06-22T18:08:00.001-05:002008-06-22T18:09:59.373-05:00Fathers should not be talking to their young daughters about their developing "yummy bits".<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-8897752284475177589?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-60986844893273162322008-06-22T16:38:00.002-05:002008-07-01T06:59:17.329-05:00It is entirely inappropriate for a father to discuss his young daughter&#39;s development of &quot;yummy bits&quot;.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-6098684489327316232?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-8143571164987348292008-06-22T09:17:00.002-05:002008-06-22T09:20:14.777-05:00After a visit to a family attraction yesterday it has become clear to me that all stereotypes are true. They just all happen to hold true for large numbers of people in every group imaginable.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-814357116498734829?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-47029777771639091812008-06-21T13:21:00.001-05:002008-06-21T13:22:54.143-05:00How is it a child that loves Chuck E Cheese pizza can complain about pizza from ANYWHERE else?<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-4702977777163909181?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-53855609379295003932008-05-31T12:19:00.001-05:002008-05-31T12:20:38.304-05:00OK, I know you read this because I noticed you moved the car. But did you drive it or did you have to push it? Just wondering.<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-5385560937929500393?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-18670590596974587922008-05-25T20:09:00.001-05:002008-05-25T20:10:44.774-05:00I have yet to call the people at Allied Waste, but I am fairly certain that even on bulk pick-up day they will not haul off that piece of shit Toyota that has been parked behind the dumpster for the last month.<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-1867059059697458792?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-42636775998324512202008-04-29T06:58:00.000-05:002008-04-29T06:59:31.943-05:00Why are the dreams I have right before I wake up always bad?<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-4263677599832451220?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-18188346452500177542008-04-19T10:47:00.002-05:002008-04-19T11:05:16.186-05:00Being angry at everyone in the building because they politely asked your new live-in girlfriend not to park in the covered spots they paid for kind of makes you a dick.<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-1818834645250017754?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-91052095931381251332008-02-21T22:56:00.001-06:002008-04-19T11:05:31.909-05:00Dave's Mom wears army boots.<script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-9105209593138125133?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-45167130616904858652008-02-11T20:34:00.001-06:002008-04-19T11:05:46.435-05:00For what therapists charge you should get a happy ending.<script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-4516713061690485865?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-70680300713102101372007-11-20T13:22:00.003-06:002008-04-19T11:06:08.160-05:00Why is it that bad news sucks just as bad in person as by phone or email?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-7068030071310210137?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-74566947477165486082007-10-11T14:24:00.002-05:002008-04-19T11:06:29.783-05:00If they can tell I should have dialed a 1 first, why can't they just ignore that I didn't and put the call through?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-7456694747716548608?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-15182883642875936152007-10-11T10:58:00.002-05:002008-04-19T11:05:01.756-05:00Secretaries are either god's gift or satan's spawn. I can't decide which.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-1518288364287593615?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-42867021553292472272007-09-21T10:19:00.001-05:002007-09-21T10:19:37.226-05:00Its odd to me that people cam blow you off for days on end and then wonder why you don&#39;t jump when they call.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-4286702155329247227?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-52715909861560644012007-09-06T15:05:00.001-05:002007-09-06T15:05:24.961-05:00Sometimes it feels like it would be worth gettimg fired just to be able to tell my boss what is really going on here.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6939936957867442520-5271590986156064401?l=rurandomthoughts.blogspot.com'/></div>R. U. Seriousnoreply@blogger.com0