Impeach Dubya

2008-02-20T17:35:00.000-08:00

Ruh-Roh!

2007-12-14T15:16:00.000-08:00

...And I Feel Fine.

...Until then, take the Separation of Church and State Quiz!

2007-11-08T02:14:00.000-08:00

Okay, I can see which way the wind is blowing.

Al Gore isn't getting into the 2008 race. That's pretty clear.

So The Impeach Dubya Blog is prepared to offer our preliminary, conditional, unless-this-person-pisses-us-off-mightily endorsement for the 2008 Democratic Primaries:

Clinton? No.

Obama? No.

Edwards?

...

No.

Kucinich?

Tempting, but...

...No.

The Impeach Dubya Blog is Proud to Endorse:

SENATOR CHRIS DODD
For President of the United States.

Yes, I know what you're saying. "Who?"

Check him out.

2007-10-18T23:20:00.000-07:00

Surprise! Another Anti-Contraception Nut-fuck appointed by Bush to oversee Title X Family Planning at HHS.

By not including a “conscience clause” allowing employers to withhold contraceptive coverage, Orr said the council would force employers "to make a choice between serving God and serving the D.C. government.

"It's not about choice. It's not about health care. It's about making everyone collaborators with the culture of death," she said.

In April 2001, when President Bush proposed ending contraceptive coverage for federal employees, Orr said, "We're quite pleased because fertility is not a disease."

Where the fuck do they FIND these people? Oh, yeah. Regent University.

Just take a good look at this creepy fuckin' foam-padded blue lady and tell me if you really want her in charge of your sex life:

Didn't think so.

2007-08-16T11:02:00.000-07:00

Support The Unicorn Museum!

2007-07-25T21:06:00.001-07:00

This probably explains why that neighborhood cat shits in my vegetable garden, too.

2007-07-21T21:07:00.001-07:00

....What is it with these wingnuts and their complete inability to spell? I don't mean "antidisestablishmentarianism", I'm talking about simple, small words.

Like "Momma".

Or, if you will, "Mama"--
which would have worked even better,
if such a word can be applied
to the dumb-fuck internal logic
of this sign...

Yes, that is Mitt "Mitt the Shit" Romney standing there, working on locking up what the Late Lee Atwater charmingly referred to as the "Extra Chromosome" Vote.

And they were his own party. Wonder how you could get 44% of polled Americans to say they believe that "Mankind was created in its present form sometime in the last 10,000 years"?

I dunno, Cleetus. Better ask yer moma.

Lookout, Mitt! Here comes Fred!

2007-07-03T20:35:00.000-07:00

Keith Olbermann Special Comment 7/3/07:
"Resign"

2007-06-16T00:23:00.000-07:00

I gotta fix those fucking ads at the top of the page.

Here goes:

Bush Sucks. Anti-Bush. Bush Blows. George W. Bush is the worst president ever. Anti bush. Impeach Bush. Impeach the chimp. Chimpeach the imp. God I knew he was going to suck and then he really started to suck even worse than I thought he would but good grief hasn't he just plumbed depths of heretofore unimaginable sucktitude? And he's still got a solid year and a half to go. Flat-Earth Creationist Fundy Fuck 'Maginary War-Lovin and Sex-Hatin' Jesus only knows how much more suckiness the Crawford Caligula can drum up until then!

Hillary Clinton! Barack Obama! John Edwards! (Screw 'em. If Al Gore doesn't get in, I'm voting for Dennis Kucinich.)

Let's try some repetition:

Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore

Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich

2008! Democrats! 2008! 2008! Democrats! 2008! 2008! Democrats! 2008!

I'm a Democrat! I vote Democratic! I'm a liberal! I love Liberals! Liberals are sexy! I'm a pro-choice, pro-separation of church and state, Thomas Jefferson quotin', Americans United Supportin, Planned Parenthood boostin', Howard Dean cheerin', elitist, latte-suckin', coastal, gay friendly...

Hey, wait. There's a dude who wrote a song that says it much better than I can.

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regioal leaders of sales
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, shirt tuckin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, love makin’, pro choicen, gay weddin’, widespread diggin’ hippies like me.
Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed,
We who have nothing and most likely will ‘till we all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.
I know who I like to blame:

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin’ so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy
From tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, barefootin’ folk-singin’ hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me.

Oh. And speaking of fundy fucks- does anyone think that maybe if the FDA wasn't being run by the same brand of Jesus drunk inept incompetents that Bush has put in charge of the Rest of the Federal Government, maybe we might not be worried about nearly as much E Coli, Tainted Wheat Gluten, Antifreeze in Toothpaste, etc. etc. ... That we might not be facing recalls every other week of shoddy-ass products for babies and small kids manufactured in China? Maybe if we had a Federal Government regulatory apparatus that gave a damn about anything besides keeping new forms of contraception away from American women, we might be a little more safe.

Safe from everything, that is, except people having sex for non-procreative purposes.

2007-06-13T22:42:00.000-07:00

Mike Huckabee is against Miniskirts.

Why does he hate America?

Apparently, however, he admits to being "Pro-Thong":

I want people to be attracted to me because they find me interesting, not because I'm wearing something ... well, I doubt I own anything provocative.
Q: How about a minskirt?

A: A thong.

...The mind positively boggles.

2007-06-04T21:03:00.000-07:00

It's that time again-- meaning now...
(and in case you hadn't noticed, it's always now)

...when the Mainstream Media asks the crucial, tough, hard-hitting, probing investigative political questions that simply must be answered before the 2008 election, namely: "Who can woo the values voter?", "how can the Democrats reach out to the all-important values voter?", "Don't the Democrats realize that by supporting gay rights, reproductive freedom, and the separation of church and state they're alienating the all-important values voter?" "How does the values voter feel about being the most important constituency that the Democrats must invariably try, and most likely fail, to reach out to?" and perhaps most importantly, "what did the values voter have for lunch--- and how can the Democrats reach out to it?"

Those of you who are fortunate/unfortunate enough to know me or to have read some of my more extensive rants, particularly back when I had the time to put some genuine effort into this blog, know exactly where I stand on all this. But the condensed version of the important part, right here, is this: I think that the "conventional wisdom" about the all-powerful "values voter" is bullshit. I think it's exactly the kind of DLC, Bob Shrum, media-fed crap that has caused timidity in Democratic Candidates and has lost- lost, not won- us elections in the past. The GOP buys into it, too- which is why the whole Terri Schiavo thing bit them on the ass when they thought it was going to be a winner. They overestimated the power of the knuckle-dragger, creation museum, fundy vote, and underestimated the very powerful mind-your-own-damn-business streak that runs through the American electorate.

Were I to speak directly to a Democratic Party Pooh-bah, or a powerful strategist, this is what I would say: Stop bending over backwards to appease these mythical values voters. You want to appeal to the heartland, do it with real-world solutions to their real world problems. A SPHC system. A liveable minimum wage. Stop trying to out-Jesus the GOP because you're terrified they think all libruls "hate God". I'm not saying don't genuinely speak from your faith; I'm saying stop listening to the chowderheads who say we need to jettison the gays, the pro-choicers, the so-called atheist whackjob left, the defenders of the separation of church and state.

And the most important point I would tell my imaginary friend the Democratic Party Strategist? That there is a far larger, more powerful, and most importantly, more in play constituency than these alleged "values voters" perched between the parties, and they are, for lack of a better descriptor, what I would call non-aligned, educated, mostly professional and socially libertarian. The usually very funny and occasionally annoying Bill Maher on HBO is an excellent example. In fact, there is even a whole libertarian wing of the GOP that, while they may not agree with you on stuff like taxes, are completely pissed off that the theocratic nutjobs have taken over that party, and they understand that they're certainly not getting any "fiscal responsibility" from Mr. $400 Billion-dollar-Iraq-War.

We, as a party, need to REACH OUT--- not to "evangelicals" who are terrified of gay marriage, but to the millions upon millions of citizens who want the fucking religious busybodies OUT of their personal lives.

The millions of people who respect the First Amendment and think it's fine for kids to be taught about Genesis or led in organized prayer-- but in Sunday School, not Public School.

The millions upon millions who think it's absurd that we spend $40 Billion a year on a "drug war" aimed primarily at keeping consenting adults from smoking a relatively benign plant.

The millions who understand that if they get a painful or terminal illness, they want their doctor to be the one who is allowed to help with their decisions about pain management or even a pain-free exit on their own terms- not Bill Frist, DEA agents or televangelists.

The millions who are appalled that 3 of the 10 announced GOP candidates for the most powerful office in the world admit they don't believe in evolution.

The millions- the majority, in this country, who favor a woman's right to choose.

But to reach these folks, our party needs to come out strong for an across-the-board personal freedom agenda. An agenda that says, really, what a consenting adult does with his or her own body on his or her own time, as long as he or she isn't harming anyone else, is that person's own business.

That means, Senator Edwards, that no matter what the polls say, the moral answer to the question "do gays have the right to get married", is "Yes", not "No". And really, dude, I was almost all set to vote for you if Al Gore doesn't get in. You just about lost me with that answer, tonight.

Now. In Honor of the Mainstream Media's all-faith, all-Jesus all-the-fucking-time Presidential Pander-a-thon, I want to tell my buddies the Democratic Candidates- please, talk talk talk talk talktalktalktalktalktalktaaaaaaaaaalk about your faith if it makes you happy...

Just, for the Love of Christ (and this dude sums it up better than I ever could:) PLEASE...

KEEP YOUR JESUS OFF MY PENIS

...

It's worth noting that perpetuating the "all powerful values voter" meme serves several functions for the Corporate media, not the least of which is that it allows them to avoid talking about actual pertinent issues while painting the Democrats as out of touch with the common folk. Of course, they've blamed the Democratic Party's supposed inability to speak the plain language of the god-fearing plainspeople for several election defeats, notably 2000 and 2004.

And speaking of those elections, it's interesting that in the middle of their current Christgasm they don't seem to want to spend much time on what I think is the most important story you're not hearing a thing about, namely GOP Vote Caging-- and how it pertains to Monica Goodling and the DOJ scandal:

Slate: "Raging Caging"

Resignation of Rove Aide Came After Conyers Requested 'Vote Caging' Evidence from BBC

Hmmm.

Well, Monica Goodling, graduate of Pat Robertson U-- the one who based some of her personnel decisions on important professional criteria like marital fidelity; yeah, she probably could be described as a "values voter". It's pretty safe to say she's probably against, for instance, gay marriage, Roe v. Wade, and for all we know she may support criminalizing contraception, blasphemy and extra-marital sex as well. If Bush and the GOP staffed various levels of the Federal and State governments with folks like that, and they pulled the election-manipulating shenanigans that have been alleged and may be coming to light, then I guess it could be argued that, in a sense, "values voters" were responsible for the GOP's electoral success, for instance, in 2004.

As in, well-placed values voters to help steal elections.

Still, I would think that would be a more important story for the Mainstream Media than whether or not the Democratic Front-Runners seem like they "know the psalms".

But what do I know, huh?

2007-04-26T09:14:00.001-07:00

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2007-04-15T16:48:00.000-07:00

For someone who has "Nothing To Hide"...

...He sure looks like he's got something to hide.

2007-04-14T14:46:00.000-07:00

Wondering how things got so messed, so massively screwn, so hugely, monsterously, good grief how-could-you-not-see-the-iceberg-headed-straight-for-the-ship fucked up?

Bill Maher Has Your Answer, Right Here:

Or, read it at Salon:

"Where are they getting these screw-ups from?"

(well worth clicking through for the free day pass)

Also, this certainly explains some stuff:

Bush's Imperial Historian

...He's a self-described extreme right-wing reactionary, who is enamored with the idea of mass internment and killing of civilians.

...But.. so sorry, ladies... he's not single!

2007-04-11T00:09:00.000-07:00

... And in other News, First Lady Laura Bush recently announced the White House's new Science and Technology advisors:

Professor Bunny will be in Charge of the Departments of Flat-Earth-ology, Global Warming is bunk-itronics, and the study of why the Virgin Mary appears on toast and not cheese. The widely esteemed Dr. Peter Fluffypants will be in charge of archaeologicalitics, specifically finding the big ramps used to take the dinosaurs up to Noah's Ark.

Long-time political observers were shocked that the First Lady took time off from her busy schedule of chain-smoking Marlboros and making evil plans to defeat that pesky pain-in-the-ass Batman.

However, recent developments have led to a shortage of Administration officials not under subpoena, and the White House consensus was that Labor Secretary Elaine Chao, the first choice to make the announcement, was unsuitable for the task due to her history of psychological issues around, and paralyzing fear of, giant bunnies.

Of course, not long afterwards was the White House Springtime Pagan Fertility and Screwing Festival, otherwise known as the "Easter Egg Hunt", otherwise known as "Easily the best place to drop acid since Jerry Garcia died"

For the third year running, Lynne Cheney won the "Scared the most crap out of my kid, now I got a whole month of nightmares and bedwetting to contend with, thanks a whole helluva lot you evil, black-clad skeez" award.

Many onlookers were disappointed that Clifford the Big Red Dog, an outspoken opponent of the Iraq War, did not leave a Big Red Poop on the White House lawn as a statement.

2007-01-16T09:43:00.000-08:00

Make It Rain, Rain Subpoenas...

"LonelyDem07": Democrats, Don't Be A Bunch of Pussies!

...thanks for the heads up, Elaine!

2007-01-14T13:46:00.000-08:00

2007-01-07T03:59:00.000-08:00

Check Out These Amazing Photos from Impeach On The Beach:

beach photos by John Montgomery

Looks pretty amazing! What a Beautiful Sight.

Here's another Beautiful Sight-

...Got the post-holiday blues? Feeling Tired? Glum? Depressed? Like all santa left you was a warm, squishy, Jack Abramoff turd in your XXL grampers?

Cheer Up, Gang. Here's some Funny Stuff for you to enjoy while Waxman warms up the Subpoena machine:

Folk Songs of the Far Right Wing

The Effect of Drugs on the Common Wood Spider

2007-01-04T15:29:00.000-08:00

2006-12-30T03:05:00.000-08:00

"In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists, our National Park Service is under orders to suspend its belief in geology"

HOW OLD IS THE GRAND CANYON? PARK SERVICE WON’T SAY
Orders to Cater to Creationists Make National Park Agnostic on Geology

Hmmm. I suppose that means the National Park Service is finally prepared to accept (and, more importantly, promote!) the real truth about the Grand Canyon--- namely that it was scoured clean by hot, starchy water when the great holy stainless steel strainer of our lord was drained, lo upon this sinful land.

6 days? Ha! Try "10 minutes... or until al dente".

2006-12-28T01:09:00.000-08:00

2006-12-07T18:21:00.000-08:00

Okay, Folks--- It's Time To Play...

SPOT THE TERRORISTS!

Which of these individuals are religion-crazed, America-Hating Terrorists or have otherwise been accused and/or convicted of terrorist acts, terrorist threats, terrorist shootings, terrorist bombings and other filthy, anti-American types of "we hate America" terror type stuff?

See if you can guess.

Okay, Carrot Top was a freebie.

So ...How'd Ya Do?

We tried to find a more recent picture of Chad Castagana, however it would seem that, right now at least, you can look and look and look--- but all the media will give you is this:

Hmmm. Shit, this Chad Castagana thing sure sounds like a big story to me...
I wonder why our normally terror-obsessed news providers won't show his head--- or his face?

Maybe it's covered with a turban or a veil or something, huh.

2006-11-19T01:37:00.000-08:00

Oh, Yeah, Baby.

2006-11-08T15:49:00.000-08:00

2006-11-03T20:02:00.000-08:00