Calle Claveles 7

Final de Trajecta, Plaça d'Espanya.

2009-07-03T23:08:00.000-07:00

As I reached Plaça d'Espanya by way of Calle Olms, I began to realize how tired I was. It wasn't just because it was seven in the morning and that I was at the end of my long walk to the bus station from a seemingly endless night in Gomila, it was a sort of weariness that a year of walking up the same hill brings. Calle Olms was my route home from school. Its not a very sharp incline, and some might not even notice it all, but for those who know the street as well as I do, it seems like an eternal upward struggle. But despite the weight of my eyelids and the dragging of my feet, I was wide awake; I was coming to the end of my road in Mallorca.

When I finally reached Plaça d'Espanya, I felt like a mountain climber reaching the summit. Except I wasn't out of breath, and there was no spectacular view over the endless landscape. Instead, there was weather worn old man bumming cigarettes and a drunk peeing in a bush. Not the kind of summit one wants to arrive at, but nonetheless, I felt triumphant. The morning sun was steadily rising over the old train station, yet it was still too low in the sky to light up the whole Plaça. I took a seat on one of the benches and pulled out a cigarette.

As I sat there staring at the new day, I began realizing the importance of the Plaça. Whether it was coming home from school or waiting for a friend or having a drink or going out for the night; everything started or ended in Plaça d'Espanya. Essentially, its the bus terminal of Mallorca and almost every bus line has a stop there. I catch the 221 to Palmanyola at least once a day and I always get off at the last stop, Plaça d'Espanya.

Smoking my cigarette, I began thinking about everything that had happened in the last week, month, and year. Lately, I've been pulling a lot of late nights out with friends (believe me, this is not the first time I've come home in the the bus at seven-thirty in the morning.) Trips to Aranal, San Juan, Maritimo, Gomila... the list goes on and on. But they're not the first things that come to mind when I think about my year, my real list goes more like: The barbecue, Esporles, making real friends, Dharma, beaten up, English classes, Mallorquinas, Sa Cova, sailing, swimming, missing the bus, waiting, Mahou, Sa Pobla, Kebabs, sleeping in Catalan class, Duna, Padre de Familia, the Spanish guitar, San Sebastian, goats, Vineyards, Thanksgiving, riding around on a motorcycle, laughing, Bruce Springsteen, Vodafone, taking a leak on everything, the endless sea all around me, the mountains I have climbed, and above all else: Plaça d'Espanya .

I flicked my cigarette and stared at the avenue. There were some people waiting for the bus, others stopped in their cars at the light. Some were riding bicycles, others were walking. Perhaps on their way to work, or maybe to the beach. The streets were coming to life in front of me. And as I sat their, I felt old. A long year too short. I know the timing of the traffic light. I know the bus schedules and all their destinations, even if I've never been there. I know how much a cup of coffee costs in all the bars in the Plaça. I know you can smoke in the tobacco store there, even though it's prohibited. I know that when to cross the street, without even looking at the light.

As the sun rose higher, more people began passing by. Heads down. IPods on. Chatting on their cell phones. All with a purpose. All with destinations ahead of them. I had reached mine. All beginings have an end, at least in Arestotolic philisophy. A year abroad is a cruel thing. It throws you blind into a new world far from your own and forces you to use all of your survival and adaptation skills just to get by. So me can't handle it, and many go home along the way, beaten by the forces that be. Yet there is a worse fate for those who last til the end. The seperation. I have come to love Mallorca as my home, and my host-family as a mom, dad, and brother. Now I have to return to my old world and leave everything that I built behind.

As I crossed the street to the bus station, I whispered my goodbyes to the statue of Jaume on his steed and the pigeons that call him home. Here I was, at the end of the line, the final de trajecta. Plaça d'Espanya.

In the merry, merry month of May

2009-06-03T03:54:00.000-07:00

In the words of Alice Cooper: "Schools out for the summer!"
My school year came to an anticlimactic end in the early days of May. Here, there are no celebrations, no prom, and no graduation. My class still has their Selectividad (comparable to SAT) ahead of them, and no one has been in the mood to go out and celebrate the end of a long year. I am proud of myself for surviving a year in a Malorquin school, where the classes weren't taught in either of the two languages I speak fluently. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about taking the test, as I have already graduated from Paul IV in the U.S., and I can start my summer early (but alone).

Personally, I don't like the Spanish educational system. It teaches nothing of practical information, such as essay writing or public speaking. There is no homework, hardly any projects, and the grade all comes down to the exams, and with only three exams a trimester, its not very difficult to fail a subject. My good friend Alberto, who sat next to me in Math and Geology, is twenty years old. He's brighter then the majority of the class, but he's not a very good test taker; he chokes sometimes on exams, no matter how much time he put in studying for it. So, his punishment is to repeat a year. But repeating a year is not uncommon in Spain, at least half of my class has repeated a year at one point or another on the road to university. In a class of 30 people, 6 most certainly will repeat, the other 24 are uncertain.

So naturally, there are no fiestas; no celebrations of any sort. In fact, its the opposite: I can't find anyone to hang out with, they're all locked away studying. So here I am, on one of the beautiful islands in the world, without anyone to go to the beach with. I find myself doing more and more things by myself. I was given an old rusty bicycle, and within two days I fixed and repainted everything, on the third day I rode across the island. Again, by myself.

For a few weeks, I taught English to the younger classes at my school. I essentially took over the work of the English department, and I found myself teaching four or five classes a day. And I didn't see a dime from it. Yet, I found it fun. There really is nothing more satisfying then the eyes of mesmerized children as they hang on your every word.

When I'm not teaching or biking or sleeping, I'm in Sa Cova. Patricia, the owner, has become a dear friend of mine. We talk about everything; America, Ecuador, the economy, food, sports, and whatever else might cross our minds. I spend so much time there (almost 3 hours a day) that I know all the regulars (as I am one). There's Antonio, the elderly gentleman who comes in and drinks his wine with me; and Paco, the construction worker who always talks about how wonderful life is in Andalucia; and the Guardia Civil couple who always come in for beer and cigarettes when they're not giving out tickets. The best part of it all is that I drink for free. After I translated the Menu to English, Patricia is always giving me food and refilling my glass. I'm living my Hemingway fantasy.

And now for a little Español, as I have a test tomorrow at the Escuela de Idiomas and I need to practice my writing a little. Have fun translating!

Durante el fin de semana pasado, fui con María Angeles a ver su familia en Valladolid. Salimos desde Palma el viernes (pasado) por la tarde. Llegamos a Madrid y yo fui directamente a un bar por un bocadillo de calamares. Después del sandwich tan bueno y una caña muy fría, cogimos el bus a Valladolid. ¡¡Joder!!. ¡¡Qué viaje mas largo!!. Era el bus de los pueblos de la España profunda e iba mas lento que el caballo del malo, por los pueblitos de Castilla y León. Llegamos sobre las nueve a Valladolid con la boca seca, (el aire de Valladolid está mucho mas seco que el de Madrid y aun mas que el de Mallorca, donde podrías beber el aire que respiras). Otra vez fuimos directamente al bar y allí encontramos a la familia (por supuesto la familia de Mª Angeles estaba en el bar). Un tercio y dos horas después, fui a casa de Javier, mi "tío", donde pasé la semanita aquella de Nochevieja, subí al tercer piso, y a la cama.

Al día siguiente, fui con Javier y sus dos hijos (Jorge y Marcos) al campeonato de Europa de balonmano; Valladolid contra Alemania. Desde luego ganó Valladolid, pero vaya por Dios que calor hacía. Esa noche, salí con Olaya, mi "prima", y su novio, Roberto. Fuimos a unos bares, pero me extrañó muchisimo que hubiera tanta gente mayor. En un bar, estoy seguro que yo era la única persona con menos de 30 años. Pero bueno, mas fácil ligar. Después, encontramos a Luis, otro "primo" mio, y sus amigos (¡Ay que peligro!) y se fueron Olaya y Roberto. Fuimos a otros bares. Tías buenas, tías buenas, tías buenas. Tiré la caña a unas, pero no tuve mucha suerte, pero echo la culpa a un amigo de Luis que estaba matando mi flo (y los de los demas). Es difícil tener 18 y pasar por los clubes con gente tan mayor (y calva). Volví a casa tarde, ¿o lo sería pronto...?)

Domingo, madrugué. Yo tenía que ir con la familia a una exhibición de Kung Fu, acompañada con Paella. (¿Kung-Fu-Paella?). La paella estaba malisima, y el Kung Fu iba sin cerveza. ¡Que vida mas dura! Eché una siesta debajo de un pino (el quinto), mirando a los campos eternos de España. Era un momento muy español. Esa noche, fui al apartamento de Olaya para tocar la guitarra con Roberto, que toca la guitarra mejor que nadie.

Lunes, comí con con MªAngeles, una de sus 1023390482320 hermanas, y la abuela. Comimos muy bien. Después, Marie Angeles y yo nos despedimos de la familia y fuimos a la estación de tren. Allí, cogimos el Ave, que va a 300 Km/hora, a Madrid. Que tren mas chulo! Ahora entiendo por qué Obama quiere poner uno en EEUU. Nos recogió Ignacio, y fuimos a su casa en Canillejas. Después de un rato allí, fuimos todos, incluyendo a Sonia e Irene a Barajas. Dos horas después llegamos a Mallorca. Uep! Com m'agrada estar a la meva illa!

I hope that wasn't to dificult for all of you, I just needed to practice!

Family Vacation (April showers bring May flowers)

2009-05-11T09:47:00.000-07:00

Yes, I have been getting lazy. The sun is shining, the grass is green, and our pool is open for swimming. A lot has happened in the month of April, well more then a lot, "a lot-a lot."

The most important, life changing event to occur in Abril would naturally be the arrival of my biological parents for a week. Now a days, I find its necessary to express which family is which; my familia natural, my exchange family, mi familia de aqui, mi familia de alli. If I don't, people get confused.

Daddy, Mommy, and Sisa arrived at the Palma airport on the 10th of April, and to be quite honest, I was very "chill" about the whole situation. Excited, absolutely, but I didn't break down in tears the moment I saw them; my host mother on the other hand almost had a heart attack. With my beard and all, I wasn't sure that my parents would recognize me, but then again, I must have been the only curly, blond haired kid waiting at the exit. My sister, as usual, was dressed like an American; stylish, but comfortable. I kept reminding her that she wore the only pair of Uggs that I had in all of Spain. Mom was the first to run up and smother me in kisses (my father, as usual, was responsible for picking up the luggage from baggage claim), followed quickly by sister. She seemed shorter to me, I guess I've gotten taller. My father wore his Italian hat, and fit in a lot better then girls. My host family was there waiting with me for them to arrive, and there, under the Salida/Exit sign, my two worlds collided; Old world - New world, Old life - New life, Gambardello - Marzoa.

The day was hectic from then on out. We went first to a bar next to the apartment that we rented for the week, La Bodega de La Ramblas. Cañas y Pinchos, beers and tapas. My mother and I occupied ourselves by translating what my host family was saying into English, so that my dad and sister could understand. My host family, including Miguel, practiced what little English they know, and with the combined effort, no one was left in the dark wondering what the hell is going on.

The first thing that I noticed, is that my real parents belong in Europe. Cultured and astute, my parents don't fit in at all living five minutes from a Wal Mart. This was the first time I'd ever seen them in Europe, and I had no idea that my whole life before Spain was an "out of the ordinary" lifestyle for my parents. (Mom, Dad, if you're reading this, you know it's time to get out of America).

The second thing that I noticed is that my parents here and my parents there are incredibly similar. I don't mean physically, as my host father here looks a bit like Ron Jeremy and my mom is undeniably blond, I mean the way they act. Their personality traits are almost identical. Even though there is a language gap between my host father and real father, they both laughed and made similar jokes together as they puffed away on their cigarettes. My mothers in turn jabbered on about motherly philosophy, children, and beauty products. It was a strange sight to see them both together, chatting vividly, in that smokey bar.

Later that night, we went to Palmanyola for dinner. My host family put together a Spanish feast, with all the trimmings. Jamon Serrano, Pamboli, and cheeses from all over Spain. Not to mention, red wine. That's another thing my parents have in common, when it comes to the subject of red wine, both pairs drink it like fishes.

The following day was spent passing along through Palma with my real family. We walked all over and saw most of the major sites. We made plans to go to mass at the Cathedral the following day (Easter) with the King (Juan Carlos) who attends the Easter mass in Mallorca. As my sister and mother ran in and out of shops, Dad and I talked about our European philosophies.

Easter we went out looking for a place to eat, somewhere special. We found this restaurant in a back ally that I walk almost every day (I never even knew it existed). The restaurant specialized in authentic Castilla - Leones cooking, and we enjoyed exquisite lamb and pork imported from said region. Our wine however, was Mallorquin.

Monday was a beach day. The weather looked otherwise, but with my families we made the trek along the southern coast to Cala Mondrago, the beach that my host family took me to my first week in Mallorca. Naturally, we stopped in a few towns along the way for cañas and comida. When we finally got to Mondrago, the weather was much better, but the water was still ice cold. Miguel, Sisa, and hiked up a cliff and then boldly jumped into the freezing water. The fact that there were no Germans in the water should have hinted that it was too cold to swim, but German intuition has never stopped Americans. On the way home, we went to the top of a mountain in the center of the island. From there, one can see all of Mallorca, coast to coast to coast to coast.

The next few days were spent idling around Palma. It didn't matter what we were doing, I was just happy to be with my family. We frequented the Bodega, but also befriended owner of Sa Cova, another local bar. To this day, Patricia, the owner, asks about my family every time I go in, which is about three times a day.

On our last day in Mallorca, we went to Castillo Belever, and what a beautiful day to go. We went inside, which is something I haven't done yet, and we took some magnificent photos. On the way back, we caught the bus from Plaça Gomila, where I got the crap beaten out of. Its not nearly so frightening in the daylight.

The last night there, we went out to eat with my host family at a very nice restaurant, Sa Farinera. We ate and drank substantially and didn't end up leaving the restaurant until sometime past one in the morning. There, my families said there goodbyes to each other and once again my world was split in two.

We caught an early flight to Barcelona and got to the Marriott hotel at about eleven. A cat nap was decided on, but we were out sightseeing by one. We went to Parque Güell and La Ramblas. We saw all of the most important tourist attractions in town, as well as a walk through some quiet neighborhoods. I did however arrive the opinion that Barcelona is a dirty, ugly city. It tries to portray itself as an Artsy community, but the truth is that they're all a bunch of hippies, bumming cigarettes. My father and I came to the conclusion that 30 percent of the general public was high or drunk. We still enjoyed ourselves, but all of us agreed that Palma was much better.

The following morning I took them to the airport. We said our goodbyes once again, but this time it was easier. Now, there are only two months left, not a whole year like last time. Even though the Spaniards laughed at me, my mom and I continued waving at each other until the last possible moment. Once again, I was alone. My brief glimpse at my old life was over, it was time to go back to being a Spaniard again. Or maybe back to being an American? What the hell am I?

A War of Words

2009-04-04T03:48:00.000-07:00

This economic crisis is beginning to take a tole on people's mental health.

The events this week in Mallorca have marked a major conflict in the ongoing war-of-languages between Spanish (Castellano) and Catalan (Catalá). For those who don't know, the two languages have similar Latin routes, and the grammatical structure is almost identical; however, a native Spanish speaker will still have a lot of trouble understanding Catalan. It should also be noted that the Catalan speakers from Catalonia (Catalunya) find it almost impossible to understand Mallorqui, which is the dialect of Catalan spoken in Mallorca; its like speaking with a potato in one's mouth.
During the reign of Franco (1939-1976), the widely despised ex-dictator of Spain, the other languages of Spain were widely (and violently) suppressed. For a country so small in relation to the US, there is a plethora of languages and dialects. Catalan/Valenciano, Euskera, Gallego, and Aronés are the co-official languages of Spain, and the autonomous governments use their respective language almost exclusively; this includes Mallorca and Les Illes Balears, where Catalan is the official language of the law (including their constitution). Since the death of Franco, the languages have all seen a rebirth of sorts. The most successful comeback of them all (judging by % of people speaking the language) would be Catalan.
Catalan is spoken in Catlalunya, Communidad Valenciano, and Les Illes Balears in Spain, but also spoken in Andorra (where it is the official language), Southern France, and Sardinia (Italy). In Catalunya and Les Illes Balears, the majority of schools and classes (including mine) are taught in Catalan. Street signs, advertisements, fliers, and laws are all written in Catalan. In Mallorca at least, speaking Catalan is a requirement for any government or teaching profession. My host mother, for example, was a biology major and has a degree in the field; however, when she moved to Mallorca from Valladolid, she couldn't even find a job as a teacher because she lacked the Catalan language in her résumé.
This ties us to the turbulent events of this week. El Govern de Les Illes Balears passed a law this week stating that all doctors and medical staff need to be fluent in Catalan. Many doctors are being examined and questioned on their Catalan language skills before being asked any questions about their skills as a medical personnel. This, naturally, has created a huge uproar on the island, and there have been a number of strikes called.
This law isn't just downright intolerant, its ridiculously stupid. Sa UIB, which is the university here, does not even have a medical program, and thus the majority of doctors and specialists practicing in Mallorca are from the Peninsula and most don't speak a word of Catalan. The government of Les Illes Balears claim that they are trying to preserve their "endangered" language, but the reality is that they are just being passive aggressive.

Hopefully all of these strikes and protests will be a wake up call to the Catalan speakers of Mallorca. Its one thing to preserve a language, but they need to find other ways, such as the liberal arts, to do so. Interfering in the health profession is going way to far, and speaking frankly, irresponsible.
They need to remember that SPANISH is the language of SPAIN.

This is what Catalan sounds like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVP5gAKF1pM

Why did you throw a clock out to the window?

2009-03-29T11:00:00.000-07:00

Fortunately, after my brief run in with violence, my life has gone back to normal; well as normal as it could possibly be in Spain.

My stay here is coming to an end. This seems like a rather bizarre comment to make before I even reach the seven month mark, but this is how I see it. I have one and a half weeks of school until Spring Break, when my family comes to visit. After my ten day vacation, I will have less then three weeks until my school year comes to an end, which is no time at all. Then my summer begins. A month and a half of God-knows-what; I suppose some well deserved fun under the Spanish sun will do.

But that's not the only reason why time seems to be flying by: I have adjusted myself to the my own schedule. After the fight, there really isn't too much that surprises me, or catches me off guard. School is school, homework is homework. My language skills have reached a point where I understand about everything, and hence I can communicate about things much more important and much less basic. This has naturally lead to the development of some real friends, not just people listening to my stories of the U.S. and making small talk, but people who really know me.

I have fallen in with a group of really great people via my friend Alberto. He is one of the guitaristas in a band called Dharma, and I have been going out with them almost every Friday night for about 2 months now. Not to mention, I've started going to their band practices to sing. We meet up in the basement of a warehouse, normally every Thursday and Saturday. Its just incredible how easy it is to lose track of time in that concrete dungeon. We all get along really well, and just last week, the other Guitarista, Andrés, and I were talking about renting an apartment together next year in Madrid.

Time flies when you're having fun.

But its not just fun that is propelling my time, its also my lack of down time. My schedule has been pretty packed lately. School, and homework is normal, but now I have Catalan classes three nights a week. In going to these night classes, which are as far from my house as humanly possible on this island, I have officially become the cowboy of Mallorquin mass transit. I sort of herd the buses and trains together, and then use them as necessary. Bus. Train. Train. Bus. I ride the bus between Palmanyola and Palma almost fifteen times a week, I know the bus drivers by name, and as of yesterday, I even sleep in the bus station.

To everyone who understands: There is a countdown to San Lucas.

The final straw...

2009-03-10T11:52:00.000-07:00

Its a shame that I have to write about this topic in a blog...

Last Friday night, while out with my friends, a group of kids about my age approached me and began calling me a Puta Aleman, and Aleman de Mierda (Essentially "fucking German"). I informed one of them that I was in fact American, and that he in fact, was an idiot.

Within a split second, this punk and his 6 friends began beating the hell out of me. Within about 20 seconds, I was on the ground, bleeding profusely, but they continued with blows to my head. My friends tried to keep them off me, but we were outnumbered, and I took (as the doctor informed me later) about 30 punches to the head.

Fortunately, my friends got me out of there, none of them got hit, I didn't lose consciousness, and I didn't lose any teeth. Unfortunately, I got the shit beaten out of me.

But for what one may ask?

I'm a blond American and I stick out like a sore thumb.
Now, I'd like to think that I've been generally tolerant with the Mallorquin's dislike for foreigners, and sometimes I can see their point. But when it escalates to violence at this level, to unprovoked attacks, I lose all my patience. I am the victim of a Hate Crime.
My friends supported me until I could walk, and Iris gave me a tissue to wipe the blood from my face. Within an hour or so, I was in bed at Tyler's house. I hardly slept a wink.

Despite how awful this is, I am not coming home early.

This is before the swelling, the black eye got blacker as well...

Tales from Shortist Month

2009-03-04T08:58:00.000-08:00

When Christopher Columbus sailed across the Atlantic, he did not fall off the face of the earth. I on the other hand merely traveled around this part of Europe, and for the entire month of February, I fell off the face of the informatic earth. Less phone calls to the United States, less time on Facebook (I say that like it's a bad thing), and above all else, not one single blog for 30 days. My excuse: Rebirth as a European Jet-setter.
Out of the four Fridays in February, three were spent traveling across different landscapes of southern Europe. Unfortunately, those same three were all spent with Ryanair: the Mcdonalds of the Airline Industries.

Friday the 13th - Tornem a Catalunya

I woke up early Friday morning to catch my plane to Barcelona for the AFS Midway Orientation (which is in no way related to the Battle of Midway). Tyler and I, having flown this route several times, are quite used to the grueling 28 minute flight from Palma to Barcelona. How can a 28 minute flight be so bad, you may ask? Lets just say that Ryanair is the one responsible for making it rain on your picnic.
Like usual, Tyler and I were the first ones there; and like usual, we had to find a way to kill about two hours. The last time I passed through Barcelona, I had almost eight hours to explore that part of the city alone, and with this back-of-my-hand knowledge we made the best of our short time.
At eleven, we were reunited with the AFS gang. Some lost weight, some gained weight, all were happy to see each other. My heart broke when the Catalunya Express arrived without Tommy, as he has migrated south to Alicante for the winter (You were dearly missed Tomrade). Normally we would begin our trudge to the Hostel, but on this orientation, we were going someplace new. The volunteers steered us like cattle to platform 9, and there, we caught the train to Nuria.
Within a few hours we arrived in the very cold Vall de Nuria, which is located in the Pyranees right next to the France - Spain, no wait, France - Catalunya border. From there we took a slow mountain train to our final destination at about 2000 meters above sea level.
Nuria is a ski lodge, and all of us forgot our skis. Truly the tragedy of the year. Instead we all bundled up near the Fooseball table to swap tales of adventure in Spain. Some were having troubles, some had switched families, but most had enjoyed their first half of their time here.
It really is hard to believe that the halfway point is behind me. It just feels like yesterday that I arrived in Zurich, with 10 months still ahead of me. Its truly incredible how the time is flying, and all of the volunteers told us that the first 5 months are always the longest. It won't be long now until I'm back in San Lucas, chomping away on a burrito. I surprise myself every time I look in the mirror; I have changed both physically and mentally. My Spanish is gets exponentially better every day, and my accento extranjero (foreign accent) is almost completely gone.
We spent the weekend playing games, eating, and just walking around in the snow.
On Sunday, we returned to Barcelona. We were back in the city with plenty of time to spare before the flight, but we ended up almost missing the plane anyway. I might be from New York, but I am ALWAYS running in Barcelona.

Friday the 20th - Italia, Mama Mia!

Everyone warned me about the thieves in Italy, so naturally I prepared myself for the worst. Ironically, I was robbed in Girona, hours before I ever set foot on Italian soil. The loot they made off with? My Spanish homework.
I left my house in Palmanyola at seven in the morning, and I didn't set foot in my cousins house in Padova until 8 at night. Truly an exhausting day of travel, made worse by the anti-Christ, Ryanair. To say that I was enthralled to see my cousin, aunt, and uncle, would be an understatement.
Andy, my cousin, and I went out almost every night with different people. We went to see a movie one night, which I didn't find too difficult to translate from Italian (Spanish and Italian aren't too different). Afterwards, we went back to his friends house to play my first game of Halo in about 6 months. I still won. Another night we went out to a bar with a girl friend of his, who fortunately spoke English. One night we went to see a Soccer match between Internazionale and Manchester United. The game wasn't too bad, and the company was even better.
The highlight of my week there was our trip to Venice for Carnival. Venice, not only a gem in itself, is in its prime for Carnival. It was like nothing I had ever seen before; no cars, no buses, only boats and narrow streets. Everyone was dressed up in beautiful costumes and masks; I wore an Uncle Sam hat.
My uncle Bart, a true American, surprised me with his refusal to follow some Italian customs. For the first time in Europe, I ate a light lunch at noon and Dinner at 7:30. Not to mention, about half of the food he cooked was as American as Apple Pie, especially the apple pie. Sometimes, things such as an old dinner time can instill an unimaginable feeling of nostalgia .
Italy, while only an hour in plane from Spain, is a completely different world; different customs, foods, and languages. But when one really thinks about it, how is it any different from Catalunya or Pais Vasco? As an American, nothing is more surprising then the difference in language and culture within such small distances. Italy is really no much further from Mallorca then New Jersey is from Georgia, yet we speak the same language in America, and generally follow the same lifestyle. In the distance between Palma and Padova, there is a plethora of different languages and customs.
As an American with Italian decent (Gambardello), it was special to see the country of my ancestors. Also, as an expatriate, it was wonderful to talk to another (My uncle Bart) about all the problems in Italy, Europe, and observations of America that can only be made from the outside.
I spent exactly one week in Italy, and as I stated before, Friday was my day of travel. I caught the 8 AM train to Burgamo, a two hour ride, to catch my plane to Madrid. As we took off, I saw the Alps to the north, still covered in snow. I whispered to myself, "Ciao, Italia", which was then repeated by the two Italians at my side.

Friday the 27th - Numero 5 a Canillejas (Bienvenidos a Madrid)

I arrived in Madrid to a very excited Maria waiting for me at the Arrivals gate. We took the long subway route to Canillejas, which is the neighborhood in Madrid where Ignacio, Marie Angele's brother, lives and also where I would be staying for the next four days.
That night, Maria and I went to meet up with some of her school friends for a little Botellon near the Universities. Overall we had a great time, and I came to the conclusion that normal Spaniards (those from the Peninsula) are generally more open and friendly then Mallorquins. At about four in the morning, we decided it was a good time to head home, and I prepared myself for the long walk between Moncloa and Plaza España. Along the way, I was stopped by tourists and Spaniards alike, asking where the best Discos were, or where so-and-so street was. I was stunned! This may not sound like much at all, but the idea of me appearing to "fit in" is astounding. In Mallorca, I am, and always will be, just a tourist to the locals; but in Madrid, with my Spanish being as good as it is, I can actually pass as a local!
Saturday and Sunday, I ended up sujetando las velas (third wheeling) with Maria and her new boyfriend. It wasn't terrible, and we at least went to a Starbucks. Talk about optimism.
Monday morning I had a meeting at Saint Louis University (Madrid Campus), a school which I am currently interested in attending. They have already given me some scholarship money, and expressed that they want me to be a full time student at their school. Classes in English, in Spain; a real dream come true. All in all, the meeting went well, and right afterwards I caught my plane back to Mallorca.
As we approached the island in the air, I felt this strange comfort; a warm aura coming from the island. I had been gone from my house in Calle Claveles for quite a while.
It was good to be home.

The Devils of Mallorca

2009-01-27T05:13:00.000-08:00

The past week in Mallorca has been a string of holidays and parties loosely tied to the religious figures of Sant Antoni and Sant Sabastia. I use the word loosely as I am sure that both of them are rolling in their graves at the sight of such unruly drunkenness and bad behavior. The overall theme was rather demonic, as both saints had their fair share of battles with the forces of evil. Many locals wore demon masks and threw lit fireworks into crowds of people, but all in good spirit. During the week, I had several encounters that change my outlook on Mallorquins completely.
Friday night (17th) was the first night of parties; the day of Sant Antoni (18th) was intended as a day of collective hangovers. I spent several hours with Tyler walking around Palma, but at midnight he had to go home and I took off for the real parties. My friend Alvaro drove me and some friends across the island to the small village of Muro; and its there that the problems began.
Almost immediately after getting out of the car, we were verbally attacked (me in particular) by the Mallorquin speaking village inhabitants. Altres! Altres! Altres! Our crime: we were speaking Spanish. I had known before that the Mallorquins prefer Catalan, but I never imagined us being attacked for speaking Spanish in Spain.
We made our way quickly to the center of town and found some people that we recognized. Some girls that I know (whom happen to be attractive) began dancing with me and passing out drinks; we were all having a really good time. That was until some village idiot came up to one of the girls I was dancing with, and asked in Catalan, why they were dancing with a foreigner. I, understanding what he said, cursed at him in Spanish and gave him the finger. Within an instant, my friend Alvaro grabbed me by the arm and pulled me from the circle. Vamos Andreas, lets get the hell out of here. So we left.
In the car, we all talked about how inhospitably pig-headed the Mallorquins can be. All of my friends prefer Spanish and refuse to speak Catalan unless it is absolutely necessary; thus, they are like outsiders in their own country.
We decided to try a bigger town, Sa Pobla, that was having a fiesta that night. Like before, we headed to the center of town, but now speaking Catalan whenever we passed people on the street. We got to the main plaza and met up with some friends of Alvaro. After a while, Tony (another friend of mine) and I got restless and decided to go for a walk. One of the traditions of these parties is to build bonfires in the middle of every intersection. Tony and I found one that was deserted and found seats near the fire.
After a few minutes, some teens from the village appeared out of the darkness and seated themselves. They began throwing insults at us from across the fire; we had slipped on our cover and had been speaking Spanish. We threw some of our own back, and the battle of words almost became a battle of fists. So, like Muro, we got the hell out.
The following night, the night of Sant Antoni, my family and I went to Binisalem, another pueblo. This town was different from the others; it had a large population of people who spoke Spanish as their language of choice. We met up with some friends of the family who lived there and together, we had a spectacular time. Wine bottles were passed around, cooked meat on the open bonfires, and song and dance as the Demonis marched down the street. Perhaps it was just the wine, but my problems and worries from the night before vanished into the smokey, starry night.
Unfortunately, I had to go to school on Monday; I had a Philosophy test on Aristotles. I wanted to make a Puente (long weekend/bridge) as we had off Tuesday for the day of Sant Sebastia. Well, you can't always get what you want.
Monday night was a party. All of the streets in Palma were shut down and, like in the towns the weekend before, all of the street corners and plazas had huge bonfires. Every major plaza had a stage set up with live music from almost every genre imaginable. Pop. Rock. Hippie. Rap. All of the latest and greatest names in the Spanish music scene were there. Everybody who lives in Mallorca showed up, including the nationalist minority, so I had no fear of speaking Spanish. I met up with Tyler first, and we went and had a couple of drinks around town. Then, por desgracia, it began to rain.
At midnight, like before, Tyler left, and I headed to the Plaza of San Fancisco where my host cousin Jaime and his friends were. The plan was for me to spend the night at his apartment. Well, I´m going to leave out the details of the rest of that night because mothers are reading this blog, but we had a really great time. When we finally set foot in Jaime's apartment, the sun had already been up for quite some time.
Tuesday was a very special day, and it was important that I was in front of a television by six o` clock. I got home, showered, and put on my Obama T-Shirt (perhaps for the last time) and sat on the couch, eyes glued to the screen.

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute

the office of President of the United States,

and will to the best of my ability,

preserve, protect and defend
the Constitution of the United States."

A moment that will be remembered forever in history; a country that has shown its true colors; a pride that will never be deminished. Step aside Sant Sabastia, there is something else to celebrate today.
I went back to school for the remaining few days of the week, but that didn´t mean the partying was over. Sunday night was the carrefoc, which is a parade of moving fireworks. Unlike the parades in the US, the crowds are invited to participate in the dancing in the street. More then once I caught fire, but its all part of the tradition. We marched with the Demonis to the Cathedral; our arrival was greeted with more rain, and a fireworks display.

And so ended my week of weeks. I had some ups and downs, and a slight change of heart towards the Mallorquins that I so dearly loved. I´m sure that there are many more positive things about the Mallorquins then I have seen, but their ignorance has really turned me away from their pitiful cause. I will continue to return to the small towns of Mallorca, and they will just have to accept me- the mallorquinas are too pretty to let go that easily.

I would like to note that my friend Alvaro did not consume any alcohol the night that he drived us around Mallorca, he had a cold.

A National Crisis (Its snowing)

2009-01-15T04:50:00.000-08:00

This is a little dated. I apologize for the wait.

I got home from school two Fridays ago to find my host mother and father talking in the kitchen. Their faces were darkened and I could tell by the way they were speakingthat something was wrong. I asked.

Its snowing on the Peninsula.

With the faces they had on, and the tone of their reply, I assumed it was a terrible blizzard and that the abuelitas were freezing to death in the streets of Madrid. People with frostbite and without power. Wind whipped faces and frozen eyelashes. But when they told me how much snow was on the ground, my doom and gloom mental picture fell apart completely.

5 inches.

I couldn't help from laughing. We turned on the television to see what was happening. Every single channel had an "Emergency Broadcast" of the news; live from the Peninsula. We picked Cuatro to watch, which is a station with a good, honest reputation. What we got, though, was Fox News with Danger Dan.

The highways were shut down. Schools were closed. Supermarkets bare. People were afraid to leave their homes. Israeli tanks were approaching the city. Okay, maybe not that last one, but judging by the reactions of the Spanish populous, it wouldn´t be too far of a stretch.

In all the pictures that I saw, I could still see the grass poking through the snow. In Haddon Heights, we call this a dusting. What was most surprising of all, was the governments lack of ability to respond to this dusting. They completely lost control in face of a snow shower. I can only imagine what would happen in the case of a real disaster. If the Blizzard of the Century hits Spain, everybody will freeze to death.

Unfortunately, Mallorca only got some snow in the mountains; however, if we got the same here as on the Peninsula, the four horsemen wouldn´t have been too far behind. Tyler spent the night on Friday, and on Saturday we took a family excursion up to the mountains to play in the snow. Tyler and I showed those Spaniards a thing or two about the power of American ingenuity in an all out snowball war. Our trophy; Puerto Rico.

Mi banco, tu banco

2009-01-05T03:52:00.000-08:00

Never in my life have I had a more hectic Christmas.

I woke up Christmas Day, half expecting to have my sister walk in and remind me "itssss chrisstmasssss" and to hear the snores of my father, who had been up all night doing the work of Santa. Instead, I heard Spanish talk-radio blaring in the kitchen and the sounds of Marie Angeles trying to wake up Miguel. The funny thing about talk-radios and angry mothers is that through a closed door, they sound the same.
I quickly got dressed and threw my remaining clothes into my suitcase. Despite my being the last one to wake up, I was the first out the door. Of course we were rushing, as we always do, and I could hear the occasional ¡Me cago en la leche! booming from an open window in the house. Finally, we all piled into the car and took off for the Airport.
In security, the guard asked me if I had a "Lah-py-toop". I, not knowing what the hell that was, asked him to repeat several times. Finally, in frustration, he shouted: ¡¿Llevas un portatil?! I responded calmly in Spanish and assured him that speaking Spanish with me would be fine. This was the first time I´d ever actually seen a persons jaw drop. Its not to often one sees someone as blond as I speaking Spanish. My mother and I are real rarities.
When we boarded the plane, I said "Feliz navidad" to the stewardess. When we all sat down, my family told me that I was a "Pelota" which is like an ass kisser. I politely told them to "shove it" and that I would say Merry Christmas to whomever I feel like.
The flight was short, an hour or so, and I passed the time listening to A Fairytale of New York on repeat.

You were handsome

You were pretty

Queen of new york city

When the band finished playing

They howled out for more

Sinatra was swinging,

All the drunks they were singing

We kissed on a corner

Then danced through the night

It is by far my favorite Christmas song, and I can feel thur Irish blood boilin´ in meh.
When we got to Madrid, we caught a cab to a "cousins" house, who had left a car for us to use. Before we took off for Salamanca, we drove around a bit through the center of Madrid. I was impressed by its clever mix of historical architecture and modern retail outlets.
"Wow, its so beautiful! I can´t believe- wait, is that a TGIFridays? Son of bitch! WHY GOD WHY!?" Some things arn´t meant to be exported.
We drove across the endless plains of Castille for a few hours; the road to Salamanca. It´s really unbelievable how much space there is in Spain. It has to be one of the most underdeveloped countries in Europe. When you leave a "city" there are no suburbs, and in many cases no farms. Just...nothing. One can see cows and the skyscrapers of Madrid in the same view.
We got to Salamanca late, nine or ten perhaps, and we were in Angel´s fathers house by 10:30. I was in bed by 10:35.

The next few days were spent walking around Salamanca, taking pictures, and bar hopping. There was one bar called "La Oficina", which gave us a plethora of jokes involving "going to work".
One day we decided to take a little excursion to Portugal. We crossed the border without having to show a single form of identification. There wern´t even guards for that matter. Just a bridge. Oh the beauty of the EU!
In Portugal, we ate like pigs. A ton of food at an incredible price. Its like the Mexico of the Iberian Peninsula.
Before the year changed, we left for Valladolid. It is a much more dreary city then Salamanca, and not nearly as beautiful. Much like Wilmington, Delaware; which is not a complement.
On New Years Eve, all of Marie Angeles twelve brothers and sisters, and their kids, showed up for the traditional dinner and consumption of 12 grapes (one for each toll of the bell in Madrid). There were some 40 of us, and my lips were tired from kissing cheeks. I had the aftertaste of makeup in my mouth for several hours. After all of the family traditions were over, all the cousins older the 16 (about 14 of us) went out to a bar to party a little. We left for the bar at one in the morning, and didn´t get back until sometime around eight, and two of the older cousins didn´t come home until noon!
We spent a few more days in Valladolid, and on the last night, a few of us went out for Mexican food. Never in my life did I expect to show Spanish speaking people how to roll a Fajita. "Andreas, what is a Burrito?", my host brother asked me as we sat at the table."Well," I said, slurping my Margarita, "Its beans and chicken, wrapped in something like a crepe." With things like Taco Bell and San Lucas in the US, we are used to things like Tacos, Burritos, Fajitas, and Margaritas. To Spaniards, its an exotic, spicy cuisine.
We left Valladolid on the morning of the 3rd to catch our flight in the evening. It was only a three hour drive, and we arrived with plenty of time to spare. Of course, some bad judgement calls were made (none by me) and we ended up being late anyhow. If the flight hadn´t been delayed, we would have missed it for sure.
Overall, the trip was amazing. I learned much more about real Spain, and about its cultures and customs. More importantly, I made friends from all parts of the country (as well as from Germany and Chicago) and I am welcome to use their houses or apartments whenever I am in the area. A growing network of European friends. Spain and I are truly in love.

The Times They Are a Changin

2008-12-24T03:23:00.000-08:00

This will be my last entry of 2008, as I will be away from a computer until the 3rd.

This year was a year of change. It´s beginning and ending could not be any more of a contrast. It began with me clocking in 20 or more hours a week at Fat Jacks, while dealing with an incomprehensible amount of problems at home and school. In the span of a year, I lost and regained my family´s trust; changed from a boy to a man; and died to be reborn from the ashes. I am sitting here at the family laptop, looking out the window at the sprawling mountains of Mallorca and its gorgeous blue sky. I could not be any farther away from that BBQ inferno; both figuratively and literally. For the first time in my life, I have realized my potential (better late then never) and with it I have gone through a metamorphosis of sorts. Super Andreas.

But Super Andreas does not have the power to avoid loneliness. These past few weeks have been almost torturous. Homesickness has finally taken a hold, as well as anxiety. I have applications to do, people to call, gifts to buy (or make) and all the while keep a happy, Christmas persona. To make things even worse, I went on a "date" last night that couldn´t have possibly ended worse. All of these things combined have lead to a lack of sleep and some medication.

For the first time in my life, I am not looking forward to Christmas. The whole day will be spent in transit to Salamanca and there will be no normal holiday cheer. I didn´t even realize it was Christmas eve until I looked at the calender. The traditions are different from the US, and I don´t pick up on the gathering holiday spirit. No box of decorations to take down, no Christmas tree, no reruns of the Grinch Who Stole Christmas on TV. Christmas will come and go, and I wont even notice it.

The only thing I am looking forward to is the New Year. I need to start it right, and happy. It will officially represent the changed me. 2009 Andreas will be so much better then the outdated, 2008 version. I promise.
I wish you all Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. All of you are in my heart and I hope you all start the New Year right.
Bones Festes

Death in the Time of Catalan

2008-12-13T11:23:00.000-08:00

This entry is not so much about my life in Spain, but about life in general.

A girl in my grade died last week. I didn´t know her. Not even her name for that matter. Cancer. Only 17. Naturally, my school was devastated by the loss. Crying. Weeping. Sobbing. Biology was like a wake; Philosophy a burial. Whenever I thought the grief had subsided, one girl or another would break down hysterically. The morbid feeling was contagious and I even found myself feeling sad.

The funeral was last Wednesday, but I didn´t go only for the sole reason that I had nothing good enough to wear. I did however say a prayer that night for her family and friends. As I lay in bed, I pondered what her funeral must have been like. Glorious I imagined, with flowers and incense. All the trimmings. The priest I pictured too, giving his sermon in Catalan. Her grieving friends expressing their condolences, in Catalan. The well deserved obituary, broken by wailing, in Catalan.

Its strange to picture a funeral in Catalan; almost comical. The language drives me crazy, but for others, the words are sacred. Mort (dead) is just another word to translate. Just another hassle. No real significance to me. But to all who loved her, it means something more; one lost laugh, one lost smile. In my mind, her successes were described to a room full of mourners, in Catalan. I understand the language a bit, but not nearly good enough to understand a whole life story. The words fall on my deaf ears. Her story, to me, unknown. I don´t even know her name.

How many life stories will I never hear? How many people will come and go without my faintest knowledge? Her path and mine crossed at IES Ramon Llull, and yet I will never know who she was. I mean really was. Have you looked at the newspaper today? How many dead in a "blast that rocked Baghdad"? I will never learn their names, only a passing number. I know its impossible to retain this much information, but a life is still a life.

Then I imagined that it was me in her casket. Andreas Gambardello, edad 18, se morrió en Palma de Mallorca este viernes por la tarde... I imagined my sermon and obituary in English, but everything else was the same as hers. Glorious, with flowers and incense. All the trimmings. The girl, or how I imagine her, was sitting in the front row. My class was there too. Teachers and all. And they were all grieving, in Catalan. Yet, my life story fell on their deaf ears. Dead. Just another word to them. Something to translate. A hassle. My life to them would be a mixture of sounds, and nothing more. They would never understand it completely. My story would be forgotten.

I have been living here for three months now, but I wouldn´t really call any of the people I hang out with "true friends". I don´t think they would take a bullet for me, and I can´t say I would do the same for them. The only place in the world that my death would be really felt is Haddon Heights. A little obituary in the Retrospect. A little funeral in a little church. An immense amount of sorrow, but spread only amongst the few people I know. The knowledge of my death would be essentially limited to the English speakers of Camden County.

No one will grieve for me in Catalan.

The Holiday Season

2008-12-04T04:58:00.000-08:00

Well, my last entry turned out to be the big blog for the week, and then some. I´ve been so busy with school work (9 tests in two weeks) that I havn´t been able to update. Sorry to have kept you waiting.

Maddening is one of a few adverbs that come to mind when thinking about this time of year. The Holiday Season, or living hell as many call it, begins for me the day after my birthday (two weeks ago). Coincidentally, the Ajuntament de Palma (local gov´t) felt the same as me, and put the Christmas lights up all over Palma that day. And yes, I said Christmas lights. In Spain, the Catholic Church (and only the Catholic Church) is funded in part by the government, and hence Christmas lights (not Hanukkah) can be placed around town in public locations. Now sure, the lights don´t scream Christianity, they are after all just generic lights, but the humongous posters of the Three Wise Men on camels with Som Nadalenc ("We are Christmas" in Catalan) accompanied by the government crest, does.

But this is aside from the point. It doesn't matter what religious symbols are plastered all over town, or how many Nativity Scenes one can fit in a shop window; Jesus has left this holiday. Again going back to the hypocritical Spaniards; they point fingers at the US and say that we are overly materialistic and that we don´t know how to have a real Christmas. Excuse me? Here, Christmas sales and commercials started in October, which is early even on US standards. Traditionally, Black Friday kicks off our shopping season, but by the day after Thanksgiving, the Spaniards have had a month head-start.

Its also funny to see how companies here benefit from the economic crisis. Precios de Crisis! Rebajos Crisis! Estamos en Crisis, Precios Pequenos! The combination of these and the Christmas posters is enough to make one lose their mind. And the way people spend here, one would think the "Crisis" is about as real as Santa Clause.

As for details on my birthday: I went out with some friends from school, partied a little, but overall nothing too exciting. Don´t get me wrong though, everything was spectacular. I got a new pair of Chucks from my real parents, and more importantly my Lego magazine. My family here got me an Amaral CD, which I have fallen in love with.

More importantly, I cooked Thanksgiving dinner all by myself (practically). (I called my dad for advice the night before, and Marie Angeles helped me set the oven, but other then that it was all me) I don´t mean to toot my horn, but I cooked a mean turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and apple pie. I also insisted that we eat at 6 in the evening, like normal Americans. They begrudgingly obliged.

Milk

2008-11-18T13:29:00.001-08:00

There are a few things that I have come to miss here: family, friends, and milk. Nothing has had more of a physical impact then the latter. Well sure, theres milk, but in all honesty, its not worthy of the name. Usually it tastes sour or powdery, and my family always keeps it warm. Ever since I was a child, milk has been the number one component of my diet. But I don´t live the gallon-a-day lifestyle alone, its a family affair. Few families in the world (I imagine) can boast more arguements over "who drank the last of the milk" then mine. While a lack of milk may not be a big deal in many households, in mine, its "grounds for divorce". Needless to say, when I came to Spain, the sudden void of good milk in my life was comparable to heroin withdraws.

But have no fear, I´ve found my methadone. Just the other day, my host mother bought this milk that didn´t taste too diffirent from good ´ol Wawa 2%. At my first sip, I was propelled into a boderline psychodelic euphoria. It just tasted so damn good. Now, we have used up all the Aunt Jemimas Pancake Mix that I brought, but I actually managed to find mix here. Its imported from America, so you know its good. With the delicious milk, I can finally make real pancakes.

And just in time for my birthday.

I really love the package; it screams AMERICA! The flag, lady liberty, and the greatest colors in the world. If you wouldn´t buy this the moment you saw it, you´re probably a facist.

Also note: this is not my big blog for the week, I have a few more in the making.

Blondie

2008-11-13T06:35:00.000-08:00

It´s Fall now and all the Germans have returned (receeded) to their country. This leaves me as one of maybe fifty blondes on Mallorca. I am an on an island in two seas. The Mediterranean and Mediterraneans. Its not uncommon for me to go through an entire day without seeing a single blonde head of hair (except in the mirror). Everyone, and I mean everyone, has dark hair. Moreno. Out of those fifty or so blondes, I am most likely the only American. Thus my reputation has formed.

Complete strangers will come up to me in the streets of Palma (a moderate sized city) and begin explaining how they have heard all about me. Now, this is a little strange considering that they have never even seen me before, and that on a discription alone, could identify me. Rubio/ rizado/ Americano. Blonde/Curly/American. I have an amazing feeling of individualism almost bordering on narcisim.

Just the other day, I was talking to Elena, my almost host sister. (She is my host parents daughter, but is in Pittsburgh with AFS for the year) She informed me that friends of hers saw me going into a bar in an obscure part of town. Its true, I went to the bar she desribed, but the fact that people who I´ve never met were confident enough to asses my appearence and draw the conclusion that I was indeed Andreas, the American exchange student, is absolutely astounding.

In the U.S., we are so used to a mix of people. Not just simply black and white, but Italian, German, North African, Mexican, Cuban, Irish, Chinese, Danish, English, Korean, Indian, Sierra Leonian (?) Pakistani, French, Vietnamese, Turkish, Japanese, and Spanish (just to name a few). That is what it means to be American. Here, to be Spanish, you must have dark hair and dark eyes. Sure, their are exceptions, but they are rare. The feeling of "identity crisis" is so thick, you could cut it with an Inquisition era guillatine.

As for the past week: pretty good. I enjoyed going out last weekend with some friends in Palma. My Bio test was was pretty easy and I´m confident on my Castellano test as well; it was all old Mrs. Staley Romanticism. This weekend is my last as a minor as next Friday is my 18th birthday. So, naturally, I´m going to paint the whole town red while I still can avoid being tried as an adult. I havn´t made any plans yet for my special day, but I think my host brother and I may go to see the new James Bond after school. I´ll take it shakin, not stirred.

Remember Remember, the Fifth of November

2008-11-05T08:58:00.000-08:00

This entry has nothing to do with Guy Fawkes.

Its finally over. Twenty-two months of campaigning, mud-slinging, and national divide has hit its climactic end. Barak Obama has defied racial barriers and political "rules" to become the forty-fourth president (elect) of the United States. I couldn´t be prouder of my country. Last night, we showed the world that we arn´t a nation of racists; we proved that democracy works; and most important of all, we made it clear that its time for a Change.

I didn´t go to school today because I stayed up all night sucking in Wolf Blitzer´s bullshit. My family was a little agrivated that I wouldn´t get up this morning, but they understood that it was very important to me as an American to witness this, and for that I am thankful. It was about 5 A.M here when CNN projected that Obama would win the election. I jumped out of my chair and proceed to dance around the living room in joy. Never in my whole life had I felt such national pride. Like many Americans, I have spent the last 4 (plus) years waiting for the end of Bush´s reign of terror; however, even with the economy in shambles and the war in Iraq grinding on, I never lost my patriotism (just my patience) for our great country.

The Spaniards are hipocritical when it comes to their opinions on America. Most of them see America as a country of belligerant biggots; and they never hestitate telling me this. They believe that the actions of Bush reflect the wishes of everyone in our country and that our ultimate goal is World domination. They point fingers and us and scream "intolerancia" or intolerance. If only there was a mirror big enough to see themselves in.

Spain is not one country, its several autonomous regions that, for the most part, dislike each other. To name a few, their are the Basques in the North who dream of independence; Andalucia in the Sounth and Aragon in the North, both of whom profited off of Franco; and of course my favorite, Catalunya. The divide can be felt when you cross from one region to the other, and I´m not just talking about the difirence in language or customs.

The past weekend I had to take the SAT in Zaragoza. That required me flying to Barcalona, and then taking a train to Girona. Both of these cities are deep in Catalunya and everyone speaks Catalan. In Girona, I stayed with Tommy and his host parents, Ana and Jordi, on their farm. His parents drove both of us the five hours to Zaragoza, which is in Aragon. You can actually feel the diference when you cross the border; almost comparable to leaving a country.

When we arrived, Jordi announed that everyone in Zaragoza was facist. Zaragoza was on Franco´s side in the Civil War and has maintained its conservitive values since Franco´s death. Everything there is family oriented and takes some sanctuary in God. After the SATS, we enjoyed lunch with Ana´s family. The food was spectacular, but the conversation was awful. Ana´s family, which live in Zaragoza, made remarks about how awful Catalan and Catalunya is. It was horrible to see how even a family can be divided by borders and politics.

And the racism dosent just stop there. Many are intolerant of Muslims and Africans. The phrase "Que moro" (how moorish) is used in everyday language to mean that something was cheap and Negros y Christianos is black beans and rice. The racial intolerance is absolutely astounding. So, Spain, next time you point a finger, remember there are three pointed back at you.

It is safe to say that America has done something that Spain could never do: we elected a black man as our president. This is a huge milestone in American History and surely will have huge summary in the next edition of the American Pagent. Now while their is no such thing as a silver bullet for our problems, their is Hope in Obama. I am truely glad to have witnessed this moment in history.

El Mallorquin

2008-10-27T11:41:00.000-07:00

This evening, Marie Angeles and I went to a Bodega, a place where wine is fermented and stored, in a small town called Binisalem. It was a rather bland experience: rich yuppies walking around rooms filled with thousands of gallons of red gold, touching the barrels and smelling the air around them, as if they had an idea what the hell they were doing. "This one is good", one man said in Catalan as he smelled the air three feet away from the barrel. Well, of course it smells good, its wine; but there is no way to determine how good it is from a yard away. I know what a wine connoisseur looks like, and believe me when I tell you that this man, or any of these posh bastards for that matter, didn´t look a thing like my father.

But something significant happend tonight, something that I wasn´t expecting at all: standing around with these boring people (excluding Marie Angeles) I had the strong desire to go home. However, I´m not talking about Haddon Heights, I´m talking about Palmanyola. Without really realizing it, I´ve become a Mallorquin. As we drove home through the dark olive fields, I felt strangely comfortable; an almost indescribable feeling. The air was cooler and we had the heater on a little; the music on the radio was Amaral, this Spanish group that I have fallen in love with. I could smell wood fires outside the car, burning somewhere in the blinking lights that are towns. I felt safe and secure, as if it were my own mother driving the car.

I spent the majority of my weekend in Barcelona for another AFS orentation. It was good to see the other AFS students, especially Tommy. Everyone had their own stories to tell about their families and how their new life was treating them. Most were happy, some had problems, but the overall mood was good. Some peoples Spanish hadn´t progressed at all, but they could speak Catalan a little; for others, the opposite. The most impressive difference was that of Hiroki, the student from Japan. When he arrived, he hardly spoke a word; now he speaks pretty decently. Those Japanese sure are fast learners.

I wish we had more free time to do stuff in Barcelona, but it really wasn´t a big deal. The volunteers were cool as usual, and we all had a pretty good time. When it came time to leave, I was sad. To put salt in the wound, I didn´t get to say goodbye to anyone because Tyler and I literally had to run to the train station to get to the airport on time. With the exception of Tommy, I won´t be seeing any of them until February. I really feel like they are my friends and its hard to be so close and so far at the same time. One of the most important life lessons I have learned in coming to Spain is how to deal with seperation.

Quemar Despues De Leer

2008-10-19T09:19:00.000-07:00

One word. Busy. Thats about the best way to describe my past two weeks. Tests, tennis, SAT planning, and trying to appease both my worlds. Last weekend, I managed to get out a little. I went out with a friend from school, Lisa, her boyfriend, and her friend Sonia. We saw a movie in Festival Park; Burn After Reading. It was one of those movies that I had been looking foreward to seeing, and I was not dissapointed in the least bit. Afterwards, Lisa´s boyfriends drove me home. It was nice to not worry about catching a bus or train.
That weekend was a long one too; we have Columbus Day here too. On Columbus day my family and I went to Cap de Formentor. Its the northern tip of the island and essentially inhabitable. If , however, you were able to build a house their, it would be the greatest location in the world. Mountains that drop straight down to the water with the most spectacular views I have ever seen.
Tuesday night I had to take a Castellano Comprehenson Test for this language class I am taking. What a nightmare that was! I had to wait an hour to get into the testing room as it was first come, first serve. The test took me about 15 minutes, but then I had to wait for two hours to get it graded. In that time, I got into an argument with some Russians. They saw my American passport, and started saying insults in English. Fortunately, I always pack Russian insults. I retorted with Otebis´and Blyadischa. Look them up if you really want to know. Oh and my grade, perfect score.
When it came to my Chem test later that week, I didn´t do so well. But, I wasn´t shakin up in the least bit. I still did better then a large portion of my class, and most of my errors were becuase I didn´t translate the Catalan correctly. I will surely do better on the next one.
Devendres, I went out with a friend from school, Alvaro. We met up at a bar near El Corte Ingles. I´ve decided that this bar will now be my bar. Cramped, smokey, and old men speaking in Catalan about God-knows-what. Just my kind of place. He introduced me to one of his friends, and we all got along great. Our conversation bounced around a bit. From Spanish politics, to US politics, to Anarcho-Syndacalism. Both of them were impressed with my knowledge of the Spanish Civil war (of which I owe thanks to Deren) and Communism. I fit in well.
Yesterday we had a mini fiesta at the house and that kept me bound there all day. I didn´t mind though, I needed a day of relaxation.
Today I went with my family to a town in the middle of the island called Lluc. There, we went hiking and I practiced parcour on Roman ruins. A blend of modern and ancient culture. On the way home, I witnessed my first accident here, and God it was awful! European drivers, in short, suck. They are too fast and have little care for the people around them. I was suprised that I hadn´t seen an accident until today. The car in front of us made an unexpected U turn into on coming trafic. The car in the other lane swerved to miss it and hit the guard rail. It was then launched into the air, did a barrel roll, and landed upside in a field about 30 feet away. The woman and her son climbed out, basicly unhurt, but the woman fainted on the side of the road. We stopped our car to help, but by the time we were gonna get out, a crowd of people had surrounded them. We would have been useless. So, we drove off.

I Kissed Socialized Medicine, and I Liked It

2008-10-09T08:21:00.000-07:00

So I have not written in a while, but I have a legitimate excuse. I was sick. Enfermo. It was an especially brutal cold and Marie Angeles insisted that I go to the doctors after my third day of the wretched disease. The doctor´s office was not unlike any other. Quiet, well lit, and the occasional cough in the waiting lounge. However, there was one very noticible diffirence between this and a doctor´s office in the U.S. : the huge goverment crest on the main wall. I was walking on the sacred ground of socialized medicine.

My overall experience wasn´t diffirent at all from a doctor´s office in the States, but the fact that it was socialized made it all that much better. Opportune, the French girl that is staying in my house in NJ for the year, has to pay a hundred dollars at the doctors in the US. Even though I am an extranjero, I still qualify for free healthcare. Yes, that does mean that their taxes are higher, but at least the poor don´t die because they can´t afford insurance.

The end of the past weekend (5/10/08) was good. I went to that party with Tyler Saturday night at Club 40. It was really nothing more then a school dance with bad music. Fortunately, some girls were caught drinking in the bathroom, and we all had to leave. We spent the rest of the night wandering around the city aimlessly. I slept at Tyler´s house again that night. The next morning I realized I was sick, but I had an obligation to go hiking with my AFS representative and her family. Tyler couldn´t go because he had homework, so at 11 I left his house and walked across town to meet Virginia, my AFS rep.

We drove down a winding road through the mountains at a terrifying speed. The road was technically two lanes, but it was really no wider then my driveway. At nearly every corner we almost crashed. Finally, we reached Ireland, or atleast thats what it looked like. Rolling hills, green grass, and lots of sheep. We hiked up a mountain and went splunking in a cave at the top. I can´t even begin to explain the beauty of this place, so I won´t. Here are pictures instead.
(will add pictures tomorrow when I have batteries in my camera)

The German in Alaska

2008-10-04T07:56:00.000-07:00

So Tyler and I went out last night into Palma to find something to do. Discoteques were a possibility, so was partying. The biggest problem that we had was our lack of cash. I had 10€, he had about 50 cents. Based on this, we decided to skip the Discos and look for a cheaper alternative. We looked high and low for a cheap place to get a drink. The Supermercado was our first choice, as the beer is the cheapest there. Unfortunately, it had already closed. Eventually, we passed a place called Hamburgeseria Alaska. The name intrigued me, so we stopped. On one side of the bar there was a man drinking a pint of beer. I asked him how much it cost, in Spanish, but he didn´t understand. He was German. When I asked again in English, he responded perfectly. He was completely fluent. The beers were about 3€ a piece, so I bought two; one for me, one for Tyler. We stood there drinking our beers and talking to this German man about European politics. After we finished our beers, he offered us cigarettes. Now I am not a smoker, but I have laid guidelines as to when I am allowed to smoke a cigarrette. The setting was an outdoor bar. People all around me were speaking Spanish and Catalan and there was already a lot of smoke around us. The night was getting cloudy and it had just begun to rain. This German man stood there with the pack of Camels in his hand, one cigarrette outstretched to me. I knew that moments like these only come once in a while, so I took the cigarette. We continued talking and the German man bought us each another beer. All in all, we talked for about two hours. When it got close to the time to be home, Tyler and I said our goodbyes to the German man, of whom we never learned his name, and headed home. We arrived to Tyler´s family´s appartment a little after midnight. We made ourselves some dinner and went to bed.
Today is the one month anniversary of me leaving the US. We celebrated by having a BBQ at home. Tonight I will be going to a party with Tyler, somewhere in Palma. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go win a game of tennis.

World Politics

2008-10-03T08:13:00.000-07:00

I love American politics, especially in the mouths of foreigners. All the radio stations here play clips of Obama speechs, even if they don´t know what he´s talking about. So far, the only person I have met here who really knows about American politics is Maria. There is alot of talk, but not alot of information. Obama is cool because he´s young, and McCain is bad because he Republican. That seems to be the logic here. But then again, it´s about the same in the US. Gossip is the new politics. National healthcare? Welfare state? What the hell are they? They arn´t the real issues; Sarah Palin´s daughter is having a baby! I´m including the links to two songs that I hear on the way to school every day. They´re Mexican, but the Spaniards love them.
As for school, everything is going well. My Spanish has been getting alot better. I learned how to speak like teenager, you slur words. Even if they´re incorrect, they still sound right. Last night I went out with Maria and two of her girlfriends. We went to a Mexican restaurant, it wasn´t San Lucas, but it was good. Maria left this morning for Madrid, so now I need to make some new friends. I´m going to the discos tonight with Tyler, that should be interesting. Maybe I´ll meet some new people there.

Viva Obama!

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=A0dMxqgS1-8

http://es.youtube.com/results?search_query=viva+obama&search_type=&aq=0&oq=viva+oba

I Kissed a Girl, and I Liked It.

2008-10-01T09:26:00.000-07:00

One of the most shocking diffirences that I have noticed in Spain is the lack of distinction between genders. I don´t mean physically, but how unbelievably comfortable they are with each other. The first, most noticible thing is the kissing on the cheek when you greet or say good-bye to someone. In the United States, this is unheard of. Okay, maybe you could pass this off as a cultural diffirence, but it almost seems like we Americans are afraid to kiss someone so openly. Subconciously, does a kiss leads to sex? Is it too provocative?

The clothing style is something else. Girls, like guys, often wear baggy jeans. Guys, like girls, have long hair. Girls wear their underwear just as high as guys do, and guys carry purses. When standing in line the other day, I couldn´t tell that the person in front of me was a girl until she turned around. I´m not saying that the people here look androgynous, just that they have very similar tastes in clothing. There is alot more middle ground between feminine and masculine.

Another difference I witnessed in Barcelona. When AFS read out our sleeping arrangements; they were in alphabetical order. Thats it, just alphabetical order. Tyler and I were the only two boys in a room of six. Most of us were taken aback. Girls and boys, together? Instances of this are rare in America. In most cases, people go out of there way to seperate us. But why? Are we all going to have sex in that room together? Are we going to lust more? If anything, it has the opposite effect. When you´re in the company of the the opposite sex, you put your gaurd up a little and you are on your best behavior. You make sure to stay clean and hygenic. In a room of all guys, it is easy to get carried away and become wild. Girls (no offense) have the tendency to stop this rowdy behavior.

In my school, there are three floors. Two bathrooms on the top floor, two on the bottom. The girls room on the top floor has been turned into some sort of closet and is completely unusable. In America, one of two things would happen in this situation. The girls would have to hike up and down two floors to use the bathroom, or the state would deem the school sexist, and force it to reopen the top bathroom. Well in Spain, we share. I was so shocked the first time I used the upstairs bathroom. I was taking a leak in the urinal when I heard the stall door open behind me. Out walked a girl. I zipped up so fast the zipper could have generated electricty. SHIT! I thought, I must be in the wrong bathroom or something. My heart pounded for a few seconds, waiting for her to scream. But nothing, just the sound of her washing her hands and exiting. When I got out of the bathroom, my friend Andrés noted that my face was pale, like I had seen a ghost. I told him what had just happened and he laughed. Apparently, thats how things are done here.

All of these things have lead me to the conclusion that America is incredibly conservative, at least on the issue of gender divide. In Spain, we are kids; amassed under one name. I like it this way. It allows you to be more relaxed with the opposite sex and to not view them so much as a girl or boy, but as a person.

As for the past two days: Splendid. Last night I went out with Maria to Palma. I bought a Cell phone at El Corte Ingles, prepaid. Only cost me about 30€. Afterwards, we went to the movies to see El Niño con las Pajamas Rayas. Its about the Holocaust. Certainly one of the saddest movies I´ve ever seen. I recommend reading the book too, its better then the movie.

Fish me a Wish

2008-09-28T12:29:00.000-07:00

So, I live on an island. On this island there are many ports and harbors. Im not talking about huge ports like Philadelphia or New York, but fishing ports, nestled between mountains. Soller and Andratx are two such towns. They are located on the other side of the mountain range that I described in my earlier entry "A Tear Shed". When the mountains abruptly ends, the ocean abruptly begins. There is no flat land like on my side of the mountains. Occasionally, there will be a spot big enough to put a castle and a small town between the ocean and the mountain. Soller, which I visited about a week ago, and Andratx are just that.

Friends of the family own a sail boat and they invited Miguel and I to go sailing with them this afternoon. We left Andratx at about one and sailed around Isla Dragonera, an uninhabitted island off of Mallorca. Since there were no towns around, except Andratx, the views were amazing. None of them were spoiled by hotels and tourist. We dragged a fishing line behind the boat and caught an 8 pound tuna. I had a really great day. Few of you may know this, but sailing is favorite thing in the whole world. Out here at sea, I am really in my element.

Where Romans Tread

2008-09-27T15:37:00.000-07:00

In my bordem this afternoon, I found myself doing something very out of the ordinary. Homework. I was slowly reading my Catalan history book, translating words with a Catalan-to-Spanish dictionary, and then a Spanish-to-English dictionary. I felt like I was reading the Rosseta Stone. Fortunately, the text wasn´t difficult and I understood almost everything. We´re learning about the Romans, Visigoths, Musulmans, and Vandals. This chapter of history is often looked over quickly in America, as it really has no direct impact on our history. We all learned about the Romans in grade school, and about how Ceasar was assasinated by members of the Roman senate. Et tu brute? Here its diffirent. They teach Rome and Musulmans like we teach the Revolutionary war. In New Jersey, we can boast a handful of Revolutionary War battles and a few sunken Nazi U-Boats off the coast. Here they can boast carnage. Palma, the city I go to school in, was laid seige by dozens of diffierent armys in the past two-thousand years. Romans, Vandals, Moors; everyone wanted a piece of Mallorca. And who wouldn´t? Not only is it beautiful, it also maintains strategic point in controlling the Medditeranian.
Just last night, Jaime, Miguel and I went walking through the old section of Palma. Castles, walls, and old fortifications command the city. One can almost imagine hoards of pissed off Vandals running up the street that I was eating my dinner on. I did a little research and I discovered that several major battles were fought right under my feet in what is today Palmanyola, the town I live in. There is alot of history here, more then America, and you can actually feel it.
After I was finished history homework, I got to work on enjoying my Sabado. I went out with Maria to El Corte Ingles to look at cell phones. I´ve come to the conclusion that it is actually impossible to live without a cellphone nowadays. I found a really cheap one, prepago. Not too pretty, but it gets the job done. Afterwards, I had dinner at Maria´s and we watched a Spanish movie (naturally), with Spanish subtitles. I got the jist of it, or at least I hope I did.

A Tear Shed

2008-09-26T07:34:00.000-07:00

Today I shed my first tear. I didn´t cry when I said goodbye to my parents. Not when I left America, nor when I arrived here. Not before bed at night, nor when I wake up in the morning. Don´t get me wrong, there have been times in the the last three weeks that I was sad, I just havn´t cried. It happened like this: Angel was driving me to school. It was early in the morning, about 7:00, and the sun was just beginning to rise. The road to school runs parallel to a spectacular mountain range in the West. The sun was shining just enough light to make them sparkle. There are olive orchards and sheep pens all along the sides of the road. I was staring out the window, but not really looking. Everything was quiet. Then a song came on the radio, a song I hadn´t heard in a very long time:

"I was bruised and battered, I couldn´t tell what I felt

I was unrecognizeable to myself

I saw my reflection in the window, I didn´t know my own face

Oh brother are you gonna leave me

Waistin away

On the Streets of Philadelphia"

I turned my head, and cried. I didn´t bawl or moan. I hardly made any noise at all. I don´t think that either Angel or Miguel knew. Seeing those mountains in the distance; the sheep and the olive trees next to the car; and hearing Bruce Springsteen, a Jersey Boy, sing a song about Philadelphia made me realize how far away from home I actually was. Its a totally diffirent world here.

The moment didn´t last long, not even the duration of the song. Somewhere in the middle, the dumb Spanish girl that reads the daily gossip interrupted, and song was over. "Púta", I muttered under my breath. And like that, my eyes dried up and I went on with my day.

As for my day, same old same old. I did have fun watching one persons lighter inevitably light about forty ciggarettes during break outside. He lit his own, and then used the ciggarette to light a freinds. It carried on like this until everybody´s ciggarette was lit. The funniest part was that it wasn´t planned, its just that no one had a lighter. Tonight I´m going to Palma with Jaime, my "cousin". He´s about 28 and loves spicy food. He´s the first person that I have met here that likes their food pica, or spicy. Its a misconception that all Spanish people like spicy food. Mexicans like spicy food. Spaniards like olive oil.