Nobbi In The Kombi AND She's Baaaack....sorta

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-675313496663779953.post-70369172595994623482008-04-30T20:15:00.004+10:002008-04-30T20:48:49.158+10:00Nobbi In The Kombi AND She's Baaaack....sortaFirstly I gotta say, the BB voice, the one who spoke to Dixie about her mum? MOIST! He really should get a part time job on one of those phone sex lines. I'd take out a mortgage sized loan to listen to that mofo. All. Night. Long. BOOO YA!! Where were we? Oh yeah, Nanna's "Housemate hand grenade" that threw Nobbi into the Kombi. What is he bitchin' for? If I were in that house I'd volunteer to be in there away from some of the mind numbingly morose HM's. (looking at Saxon, Rory and Brigitte) Plus, who wants to sleep in a bed like that? Can you imagine the odours? What if you were stuck in the middle? You'd get sooo hot. If a few people farted at once you'd risk methane poisoning! YUCK! The only harsh thing about it is not being allowed into the house. It's grating on the Nob after one night, so I can imagine he may scale a wall or two in a few weeks if he's still there.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Q421inffFgo/SBhOeBZdwqI/AAAAAAAAA6E/J_J66r6gGlY/s1600-h/reneenobbipool.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Q421inffFgo/SBhOeBZdwqI/AAAAAAAAA6E/J_J66r6gGlY/s320/reneenobbipool.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194988447850152610" border="0" /></a> I feel some dot points coming on. Bear with. * What is up with Dixie and her convo re the jubblies with Rory? I get that the girl is feeling a little insecure around all the plastic in there, she's missing her mum, I get that. But the whole conversation seemed geared towards getting Rory to acknowledge her in some way, and the only way she could get it was to draw attention to her fantastic rack. HOWEVER, she's obviously conflicted by this, because on the one hand she says she"admires his honesty" yet she also feels his comments were "ignorant". Is she just reaching out for some male company and at the same time hating on herself for NEEDING to resort to that? You tell me. I'm channeling Oprah. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_Q421inffFgo/SBhOCxZdwpI/AAAAAAAAA58/ZwdzXTJfQAk/s1600-h/Dixiecontemplates.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_Q421inffFgo/SBhOCxZdwpI/AAAAAAAAA58/ZwdzXTJfQAk/s320/Dixiecontemplates.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194987979698717330" border="0" /></a> *Why is there ALWAYS a HM or two that insist on parading around in stupid ,fucking, hats? I know they're attention whores (takes one to know one) but PLEASE, ban that crap from the house. They have a hundred cameras on them, what more do they want? *The food situation- At first it appeared they had gone from famine (last few seasons) to feast. Pancakes for breakfast anyone? I was thinking they may all have to apply for 'The Biggest Loser' after the show. THEN they play dinner bingo and some of the HM's end up with sardines on toast or slices of cheese. I'm loving how BB is messing with their heads.....and their stomachs. * The whole Travis' sexuality thing- I'm totally confused. I don't want to stereotype, I really don't, but I work with a bunch of gay boys and they're all screaming "Queen" every time Travis head pops up on the tv. Is it just the voice? The mannerisms? The duck pj's? Help me out!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_Q421inffFgo/SBhNwxZdwoI/AAAAAAAAA50/ZhZzc1I68nw/s1600-h/bb3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_Q421inffFgo/SBhNwxZdwoI/AAAAAAAAA50/ZhZzc1I68nw/s320/bb3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194987670461072002" border="0" /></a> * looks like Nan is coming back. No really? Seriously! Like we didn't know!! Good news is that she isn't in some "secret house", she's not even IN the BB compound. She's in lockdown once more and will re-enter the house with the new HM's (intruders? noooo, we don't use that word any more, they're 'gatecrashers') on Sunday. Can't wait for the Nanna Vs Nob smackdown! Bring it!Stephhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.com