Aeroplane1234's Vomit Bag

KL Pavilion got Gugu Jiao

2009-11-24T09:49:00.003+08:00

mommy, you look up.....

there's a gugu jiao up there ...

i love Christmas, because it signifies hope and love. i wonder if compare to woman and Christmas tree, i think i prefer the tree. main reason is because tree is cheap and dont nag. i know some may concern about the pussy factor . but i still think fucking a piece of wood is not so much different from having a wrong girlfriend.

lovely, full carpeted, lots of trees

wow..... rising deer . . . (are these dogs or deer btw?)

snowy shiny beasts. . . . romantic

Yo ! im taking a dump

2009-11-19T19:42:00.001+08:00

Peace

but i dont understand.

the toilet seat is lifted up.

this guy is fucking kung fu.

Strawberry needs Waxing

2009-11-17T07:19:00.004+08:00

Yes

I have Evil Thoughts on

Vege*

*is strawberry fruit or vege?

friend say im sick ass. they are wrong. a proper way to describe me should be . . . "a Damn fuck the maximum ass rimming penis in the scrotum eye absofuckinglutely nuts dude worst than fake boobed transexualite fucking a moose chewing cow testicle."

one of the thing u can consider when u on way back from Jenting Highland.

sexy urinal pan design . . . love it

korean family & all wearing crocs

yeah, strawberry farm sells cactus.

ok. here u go, back to topic again. . strawberry.. pathetically small..

total waste of time & money.

Fuck Strawberry Farm

Chin Up, Christmas Tree

2009-11-08T21:35:00.003+08:00

Depression

it seems so remotely irrelevant to us, and we always think only the weak will be tormented by sickness, anxiety or depression. just admit it, we are the weak ones, someday it will hit us. there are ways to reduce the pain, perhaps marijuana or a blow job by the whore @ jalan alor will be fine. some may choose to indulge themselves in mega alcohol and orgy parties without rubber.

maybe we think too far, over exaggerated the circumstances, so much so we have forgotten there are things in life that worth a shit. such as world peace and sperm bank. the process is tiring, painful to endure, shameful to admit.

we seek for help. something to look up to, preferably something tangible and less bitchy than girlfriend.

i think Chrismas tree is cool. it sits there and don't make a fucking noise, the light blinks and glitters like whispering voice of my grandmother - telling me - "kid, chin up, you have not seen the worst yet, imagine fucking your grandpa?. . . . "

*gulp*

Rm39.9 for the tree, RM19.90 for the light strips, RM 8.00 for 20 shiny balls.

hey. the tree is telling me something . . .

"asshole, go get some sleep"

Men Are Better Than Women

2009-11-06T06:27:00.002+08:00

Great Book

Happy Birthday Carol

2009-10-25T01:35:00.001+08:00

1 month delayed . . .

wish you happy

wish you rich

wish your tits grow larger than my head

Malaysia Army - Fat, coward & Never fired a shot

2009-10-19T08:55:00.002+08:00

THIS IS SUCH A HUMILIATION !!!!!

Pay Less Pay Later

2009-10-13T01:42:00.000+08:00

What's in your mind actually ?

you still hv to pay right?

Can you Shit Here?

2009-10-12T01:37:00.000+08:00

we loose appetite to eat

if we see gore stuff

i loose steam to shit looking at WC like these

Ultimate Condom

2009-10-09T09:20:00.003+08:00

names like
"OPTIMUS PRIME"
gets us aroused

its a STRONG name

but ULTIMA CONDOM is a bit . . . . .

weak . . .

"bitch ! i'm gonna FUCK YOU with an

FEATHERLITE ULTIMATUM !"

do you get turn on ?

what about this

"turn over , i wanna DOUBLE SPIRAL YOU !"

hm.. . . that's called real fucking.

An Upset Worker

2009-10-06T00:10:00.000+08:00

He seemed upset

wondering

what the fuck he can do

about this

vandalized switch board

About Pyramid

2009-10-03T12:01:00.003+08:00

i had this pyramid from a special friend just got back from Egypt. she is special because she remembers me when travelling around the world. she buys me souverniers like this, and share with me her travelling experience. i guess that's when you realise the world is too big for you to travel alone. there are too much to learn from one another.

Thanks, i really cherish her being so thoughtful.

i wonder . . .

is this made in china?

Kakak Cook Indo Mee, thank you

2009-09-25T08:43:00.002+08:00

When you hungry at night

kakak is always there for us

thank you...

Traffic Jam at Melbourne

2009-09-23T09:20:00.002+08:00

Perhaps it cheers you up

but i want to go down and

kick the mother fucker.

yes

i'm sour grape.

picture source - Pradalicious

Chew Ass at Taipei

2009-09-19T10:23:00.004+08:00

i like taipei because they speak of my language.

not because i am racist, but im just being lazy to speak foreign language sometimes. and its a fact that you can bargain for better blowjob if you speak of the whore's tongue.

this time i didnt go to the popular main stream bazaars, in fact i took the troubel to visit these 2nd tier ones. and so happens its a Ghost fetival. where all the stalls are putting up shits to serve the ghosts in the town. you find pigs, chicken, prawns, even beers and whsikeys. these are certainly expensie ghosts to serve.

two things i like at this sub-urb bazaar -

1. exotic dancers

2. chicken ass

We Will Miss You

2009-09-12T10:55:00.005+08:00

Darling.....

if given another chance

that we can really walk this life again

we will still do the same to you again.

Bitch Power Rules

Why Soft Porn?

2009-09-11T12:09:00.002+08:00

i dont understand the logic

market is selling harcore at RM15 onwards and soft porn is going for Rm10. the simple logic is that hardcore means more obscene absolute fuck act wherelese u be lucky to see pubic hair in softporn - as far i can tell the differences

but offcourse, softporn is typical movie length wherelse hardcore is just as long as u drop and put back ur pants. depends how tired ur hands are bascially.

i dont know..maybe i think too much..

i feel people who watch hardcore are more for instant gratification, the kind of people who like speddy sex if preferbly skipping forelplay and obviously the kind pass out after ejaculation. very hated kind of man by ladies but thats the best pig can do . soli

those who appreciate softporns perhaps are more romantic, prefer to take things slow and they dont mind wetting their feet and toes to ensure orgasm is achieved in every love making. but i was thinking.... is there any man like that? is it worth all the effort to get a lady off?

To make a complete happy date with a lady, essential elements are: fine dine, Movie, foreplay, pretentious not sleepy, and a good nite kiss. . . . the lady bring home with sweet memory - for one day, the man felt like a total jack ass.

to be a complete jerk - Gucci, penetration, snore . . . . . they lady bring home with RM8000 handbag, the man had a good sleep.

why make things complicated? be a jerk right?

Taiwan TV is Good

2009-09-04T14:01:00.002+08:00

ask me how did i spend whole week in taipei?

watch TV loh !

Kissing at the Library

2009-09-03T09:30:00.004+08:00

This is what i called

ONE MALAYSIA.

dude , you rock !!

Grandfaters eat McD

2009-08-29T09:14:00.003+08:00

finished watching midnight movie at Taipei XimenTing, went 24hr McD for supper and saw the two lovely grandpa having really good time eating burger and chips with coke.

damn...

its really food for all generation.

Doughnuts Round No More

2009-08-21T02:33:00.000+08:00

i dont know why i order these shits

these are not Doughnuts anymore

green tea flavoured, chips topping....

what the fuck anymore

Toe Fetish #3

2009-08-20T05:02:00.000+08:00

百花齐放!

wala

good enough even as a chequer board

CHECK MATE!

Authenticity of Magazine

2009-08-19T02:26:00.003+08:00

was in the book store

i think this is good honest freedom of expression and freedom of print materials

but i think digitally touch up Rosmah's face is reversing the economy promoting denial and stupidity amongst readers

Street of No Name

2009-08-18T14:05:00.000+08:00

"where are you now la ??!!!!"

". . . . . no idea . . . . . "

Sherry's Got a Dog

2009-08-17T02:01:00.002+08:00

sit sherry,

sit sit