tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740927333322561246.post-65327313337313658722008-07-07T20:23:00.000-07:002008-07-08T04:38:18.778-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_HxQim5Bzzd4/SHNRonrWDfI/AAAAAAAAAcw/mpRXhJ9FBYs/s1600-h/Grand+Mel+Gibson.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_HxQim5Bzzd4/SHNRonrWDfI/AAAAAAAAAcw/mpRXhJ9FBYs/s400/Grand+Mel+Gibson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220606151339937266" /></a><br /><br />Mel Gibson has had a few memorable incarnations as a romantic funny guy. In the last few years though, his rugged puppy dog charms have soured into wilder beast proportions!<br /><br /> - Non alcoholic beer<br /> - Burnt forehead<br /> - Grilled steak<br /> - Pressed linen shirts<br /> - Vinyl sports car seats<br /> - Damp beach towels<br /> - Weathered Scientology manual<br /> - Boston Cream pie<br /> - Pineapple slushies<br /> - Toe fungus retardant<br /> - Hair gel<br /> - Home theatre popcorn machine<br /> - Talcum powder<br /> - Gold plated cufflinks<br /> - Breath freshener<br /><br />Smooth the ingredients in the palm of your hands and slick back your hair with a comb. The perfume should really gain power during awkward press conferences where you explain your newfound cinematic direction!Elspethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11474652126011591396noreply@blogger.com