tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6708423.post-24860754026425616252009-11-11T00:02:00.000+08:002009-11-11T00:02:00.410+08:00A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.<br /><br />'What was that for?' the man asked.<br /><br />The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.<br /><br />The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'<br /><br />The wife apologized and went on with the housework.<br /><br />Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.<br /><br />Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.<br /><br />Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'<br /><br />***<br /><br />Story by: "Too-Much-Coffee"<br />***<br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">God Save our Prime Minister<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6708423-2486075402642561625?l=maverickysm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maverick SMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02871611453372513136noreply@blogger.com4