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Wow it's a big windy alley out there!

2007-01-18T19:09:00.001Z

For those of you in London, you'll see that it's mega windy today! nearly got blown over a few times on the way back home from work!

This weekend is gonna be good too, cos my lovely company is paying for a big piss-up in Paris this weekend! Yay! Should be a hoot if our Bermuda trip was anything to go by! I#ll post some pics when I'm back so you can see what it was like!

Whizzzz

It's Here! (And About Bloody Time)

2007-01-16T22:14:00.000Z

So I've finally done it. I've finally found some time to redesign the website into something a little bit more modern and less cluttered like the last site. Still not sure if I'm happy with the colours, but I'll change that later of need be... The point is I like the layout and simplicity of the navigation etc, and I hope you do too!

So any comments are more than welcome - whizzzz@milkandtwosugars.com

Whizzzz

Well it's about time eh!

2006-10-23T21:42:00.000+01:00

Yep, it's about time I got off my fat arse and started writing something here again. Been busy and all that, and I was concerned about the stockpiles of alcohol that aren't being drunk so decided to dedicate the last year to resolving the issue. My liver is about the size of a walnut now, but hey ho!

Gonna revamp the site soon so watch this space kids. Also got a new gallery tool that I'm about to deploy to show you my photos in a more slick way!

yeah baby!

Who's got a good idea?

2005-03-26T20:44:00.000Z

I wanna get a new tattoo - what should I get? Answers on a postcard to tattoo@milkandtwosugars.com !

Mr Connector!

2005-03-26T19:52:00.000Z

You all would have laughed today I tell you. I bought some speakers from a man running a so called computer shop in Leeds. He had me in stiches, telling me that the speakers I was interested in had really good connectors. Then he proceeded to tell me about how his last laptop had bad connectors. He then managed to use the word "connector" in every sentance. Was well funny! Why do the most computer illiterate people think they are the experts in computers eh?

Hmmmmm

2005-03-24T17:23:00.000Z

I reckon a good idea would be push button poo'ing as well as push button blogging, don't you? What an invonvenience. I hate having to drop the kids off at the pool every day.

Tunes and Chores!

2005-03-21T13:12:00.000Z

I got the kewlest little thingy for my living room today! A Netgear MP101 music thingy. It lets me stream music from all my pc's or internet radio straight into my hifi - and wireless too! Kewl eh! I do like at, and at only £49 it was a bargain too!

Now though I got chores to do... like sending my baby's parcel off to NZ. bummer. I hate Chores! Anyone know a good cleaner?

It's oh so quiet...

2005-03-20T04:13:00.000Z

God I have done nothing over the last few weeks but work. Aint that just boring but hey someone has gotta pay my credit card bill and they sure as hell aint gonna clear it for outta good heart - bastards.

I wonder how Yan is doing? I wonder what Emma has decided to do - will she go to Brussels and get mashed - quite likely. Will she ever turn up to see me in London and Leeds? Maybe. We'll sit tight and see. Moind.

I'm tired!

2005-03-11T01:54:00.000Z

Well haven't written anything for a while now so thought I'd give you all quick update with whats been happening over the last week or two. Well if I'm honest, apart from a lovely weekend with my significant other, and experiencing the delights of being 'taken' up the Oxo Tower, not a lot really!

Hmmmm I hear you say! Well tough shit you hear me say!

Whizzzz x

Wow! I'm not the only person who get's annoyed with flatmates!

2005-02-23T22:55:00.000Z

How kewl is that - I finally found another great blog of a guy / girl (they wish to remain annonymous) who get's really frustrated with living with flatmates where they live in a bubble not carign for anythign or anyone else in the world! Uncanny!

Check it out - it'll have you in histerics thinking "oh my god - I so know how much that pisses people off"

http://ihatemyflatmate.blogspot.com/

How Much?

2005-02-14T22:05:00.000Z

Oh my god! Did you know that the US budget for this year is $2.58 trillion? That's just a tad more than I earn a year....

Holy cow!

Are You an Info Addict?

2005-02-07T22:14:00.000Z

In todays world where the inernet forms a major part of everyones life, have you become an imformation addict, where you find yourself allocating hours every day for surfing the net for nothing in particluar? I know I have!

Check this brilliant article out and see if you too are thinking 'That's so true...'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4242751.stm

My Own New Space!

2005-02-04T15:15:00.000Z

I finally moved into flat number 2 yesterday. Nice new space in central Leeds! Riverside complex you know darling! It's all very plush, but aren't new buildings all just made of paper! I can hear the next flat along when they fart in bed - not nice when your tryign to get to sleep I tell ya! :-(

I'll just have to spend more time in my weekend residence in London daaarrling!

moi moi

Is it really me?

2005-02-01T13:59:00.000Z

Oh my god! Have you ever done a search on your name to see how many people online there are with your won name? I decided to try it today on MSN's new UK image search as it went live today, and look how many of me I found! I even found my grave stone! :-( Is that a sign or what? And I never had a wife called Mille either!

And possibly the worst pic is:

Fantastic eh!

Hooray! New Design Completed!

2005-01-31T01:29:00.000Z

Well, you should all now see that I finally got around to makign the blog page the same as the rest of the site now, and while I was at it, decided to completely re-write the site to ASP, and change the look a bit too! I'm not just a good looking chap you know!

Whizzzz!

Yan's Hong Kong Blog

2005-01-29T20:34:00.001Z

Check out my mates Hong Kong Blog! As she travels around and experiences new things, you'll be able to see what she's been up to!

Yan's Hong Kong Blog

Ugly girls can't sing!

2005-01-28T08:04:00.000Z

Why is it that ugly girls (no apologies if any are reading this - but then you'd probably think you weren't ugly right?) can't sing, yet they persist in singing really loudly. I mean, where I work, there's this girl who's got a face like the back end of a bus, and she's runnign round singing "I miss you like crazy!". Come on! Give me a break please!

2005-01-23T07:09:00.000Z

Shut up! Virgin!

2005-01-22T20:57:00.000Z

Oooh! If ya like big gay bars then check out the website from the Kings Arms (oh so big) Swansea...

www.kingsarmsswansea.com

The message board is funny too! :-)

2005-01-22T20:46:00.000Z

Shut up Virgin!

Look what someone did to me! Bad innit!

He's got a homepage that's work in progress dedicated to my fat mum. What a meanie! To start my mum doesn;t have my face darling! :-)

2005-01-22T02:56:00.000Z

Oh My God! Guess what? There's actually someone who has decided that it's a good idea to make mobile phones for your pet! http://www.petsmobility.com .

I'm sorry but these things aint gonna be cheap right? And if you saw some dog come runnign up to you looking lost, would you push the "call owner" button, or just take the thing? I know what I would do - but then again, I have been known to show "chav" traits now and then - What can I say! (Romford maybe?)

2005-01-20T17:20:00.000Z

Class Ad!

2005-01-20T07:50:00.000Z

Dust? Bit of dust anyone? Have some dust!

I tell you what, considering I was drinking last night, I feel remarkably awake, especially compared to yesterday thats for sure! I was falling asleep at my desk, what with heat in this place.

Have you all got your Little Britain tickets then? They're nearly all sold out you know! My lovely people at Amex managed to sort me out seven tickets in Bristol, but they were for friends. I might just have to see if I can get any in London! Worst case, I'll get my people at Amex to talk to your people at Capital "Chav" One, and get em to hand me your tickets - so there!

2005-01-14T23:44:00.000Z

Wow - my mouth actually hurts - I've been ramblign to my poor shift "buddy" for ages now about crap, and I have mount ache! That'll teahc me for talkign crap I guess.

Anyways, second night shift, and going OK - not feelign tired yet, or maybe thats because of the 60 litres of coffee I've consumed over the last 24hrs... hmmmm.

Only 8 hours to go....

7hrs 59 mins....

...

2005-01-14T01:27:00.000Z

Ha-Ha! I actually found a sleeping tablet that works! It's sounded like a feminine hygiene product but it did the trick and I slept like a baby! Yay!

Only thing is that I'm on nights now so can't go to sleep - the next challenge will be trying to sleep in the day - we'll see how that goes tomorrow....