tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6678253078799800409.post-84070715467798891292008-04-16T11:39:00.000-07:002008-04-21T13:18:31.673-07:00Hello,<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span><br /><br />We are the Mushroom Party<br /><br />We exist for one purpose<br /><br />We give all that any political party can give<br /><br />We treat you the same way that mushrooms are grown and sustained<br /><br />We Keep You in the Dark, and Feed You Bullshit!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">SO THEN, WHAT MAKES US BETTER?<br /></span><br />we NEVER WILL CONTACT you FOR DONATIONS OR ANY OTHER FORM OF SUPPORT, PERIOD, <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:78%;" >except</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">A LIFETIME FREE MEMBERSHIP ONLY COSTS $ 5.00. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(How's that for BULLSHIT?)</span></span><br /></div><br />This will get you a Membership Card, with a non-membership number space<br /><br />(We will gladly sell you a bumper sticker and other stuff, if you want it, to show off your intelligence, and our inherent lack of either scruples or dignity.)<br /><br />Merchandise is available at <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/mushroomparty">CafePress</a>.<br /><br />We also will stand behind you, (about 3 miles or so), if YOU wish to run for office as a MUSHROOM PARTY Candidate. This is based on the assumption that YOU must be under the influence of some sort of weird chemical compound.<br /><br />The only thing YOU have to do is sign our LOGO &amp; Brand name release and Hold Harmless Agreement, because you would have a prima facie defense by running in the first place on a MUSHROOM PARTY ticket!!!<br /><br />Hope to hear from you soon.<br /><br />No names please<br />Mushroom Party National Chairwhatever<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6678253078799800409-8407071546779889129?l=mushroomparty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rockland Westhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02898799909824858499noreply@blogger.com0