Inland Empire Hash House Harriers

All I've Got

2009-07-08T06:41:00.000-07:00

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
2009 Hash Campout

When: July 24, 25 and 26
Where: Bell Bay Campground on Lake CdA (directions )
Why: Cuz it is fun to HASH so why not do it for a weekend...
Cost: $40.00 (might be less-will include beer, isolated campground, burgers/dogs/bread/paper products for Saturday night and possible campout memento)

Please REGISTER and BRING your MONEY to the next hash!!! We need the money to buy the beer and food!Please bring a side for the Saturday night dinner and also other personal food stuff for Friday pm Saturday breakfast and lunch and Sunday breakfast as these are on your own.

SEND MONEY TO…
Larry & Mary Wright (Everhard & Everready)
1903 S Keller RdSpokane Valley WA 99216

Hash # 543

2009-06-23T20:32:00.001-07:00

What: IEH3 # 543

When: THURStDAY, June 25th 6:00 pm

Where: Park Inn 103 W 9TH AVE Spokane across from Sacred Heart Med Center

Why: Cuz Scratch n Sniff is an IRONMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who: EverReady

Hash #542 - At the Hanger

2009-06-10T12:00:00.000-07:00

What: IEH3 #542 or 3
Where: Hanger 57 --South Hill of Spokanistan
When: Thursday June 11th Start time 6:00pm
Why: Why the hell not
Who: Pink Pecker

Remember if interested in campout get your dough to the Pack

Interesting HASH #541

2009-05-31T18:56:00.000-07:00

Well all you no shows,

Here's the poop on the trail: (From the eyes of the hare)

Hounds gathered at bowl and pitcher, with some having a rough time finding the parking lot. Its almost easier to say who was not there than who was,,, the pack was filled with virgins, new boots, back sliders and a no feces, a dog. This kennel had NO RA, OnSec, Hare Raiser, and maturity. Some arrived with a visual BAC that makes you question what job they could have possibly come from on a Thursday. Trail was laid with a large turkey eagle split to rally on BS near the rivers edge. A winding rivers edge trail should return the pack to circle with few problems. Chick checks, Virgin checks, false trails, Hash holds, and some shiggy will surely mix it up in the end. As the hare sat on an overlook to see the debauchery, he never thought he would see what comes next. Two virgins are first in sight, but how could this be? They must have blown right through the chick check. Silly virgins. But wait, now they blow through the hash hold. What could the replacement RA have told them? Find flour,,, go? Next is Everready but she's not on trail. She came in from the out portion of trail. Surely a trail vet such as this has an explanation. Then a New boots shows on true trail but has to blow through the hash holds and chick checks since the pack was no longer. The pack was now individuals returning on three different paths. The hare could only drink his beer and say WTF as hounds poured in from all possible compass headings.

From here on out the hare can only relay the stories that were told:

The pack took off across the bridge and found trail without problem. Hounds wine about the Alaskan state birds attacking with no remorse. Hounds speak of running despite the lack of oxygen to try and outrun mosquitoes. It is not even possible to count the bites on Valenteeny's ass. The hare did not make this public to everyone but hooked up a few of the veterans with some bug dope.

Apparently at the BS, our "dog" sits/lies and becomes unresponsive. I am not a veternarian, but when a dog does a mile run and can not pant,,, I would call that heat stroke. So, the stroking wiener dog is put on ice and carried out with several hounds backtracking Turkey split. This dog has a name but this event seems to call for a renaming of Stroking Wiener.

Two virgins leave the BS whilst others consumed, but then return and and go on rouge to find trail somewhere else. One boots follows true trail by the river and several other hounds return by running the eagle split backwards. WTF? I still need a bigger head (who said) to understand this. So, the best part of the trail is missed do to stoking wieners, mosquito phobia, virgin thought processes, and a lemming mob mentality. And somehow we all laugh and sing about it.

In circle we had veterans with head (who said) gear, gift giving of a foreign (yes other country) hash shirt to our GM, birthday songs, and a great view of the river. Our very own Valenteeny Ass is getting older(as are the rest of us). The debauchery only grows in circle as the mob takes on a life of its own and the RA looses control. When the dust settles it was all a good time with smiles all around.

It is written, so it is fact. This hash is ended, MAY THE HASH GO IN PEACE!

ON ON, Anal Whistler

IEH3 #541

2009-05-27T16:22:00.001-07:00

What: IEH3 #541
Where: Upper Parking Lot at Bowl and Pitcher Northwest Spokane along the River
When: Thursday May 28 6:00 om start
Why: Why not?
Who: Anal Whistler--could be river could be *uckin *unning...always be fun!

ANY OF YOU CLOWNS NEED ERECTIONS TO GET THERE LET ME KNOW! oN oN sPOONER

Have a venue: Going to start in the top parking lot of Bowl and pitcher. There is no bar there, just a parking lot and trail. here are two pics for the hounds to track down trail. Note that is shows Wellsley dropping all the way down to Aubray White Pkwy, but that is NOT the case. approach for most will be to take Northwest to downriver grill and drop down past the golfcourse then turn right/north to bowl and pitcher. Or, Drive down doomsday, under TJ Meenach bridge, past Downriver golfcourse, past sewage treatment, Bowl and Pitcher will be on the left. I will be parked in the top parking lot as soon as I can. For the GPS nuts, and pilot types: N 47 41' 53.8" W 117 29' 40.1" (For those of you that can not understand that, ignore it)

ON ON,
Anal Whistler

#540 on Thursday

2009-05-12T18:26:00.000-07:00

What: IEH3 #540 HASH
When: Thursday May 14 6:00 pm
Where: Jackson Hole--Formerly Charlie and Mom's
122 S Bowdish SpoCanada Valley
Who: Terminator
Why: cuz Spring aint here yet and need to drink, *un, drink to stay warm

Bloomin Hash Pre-Pre-Lube

2009-04-27T20:20:00.000-07:00

What: IEH3 Pre-Pre-lube Bloomin HASH BBQ

Where: Hef's Place--
I-90 East to the Freya/Thor Exit
South on Thor (becomes Ray @ ‘S’ curves) to 37th
East on 37th to Havana
South on Havana to Summercrest Estates
West on Summercrest, 3rd house on the right
4219 E Summercrest Ave
509-363-07236

When: Friday May 1st
6-9 pm
Who: Hef's

Important stuff...Bring your own Meat--to be cooked (maybe) and beverage of choice--other side dishes for sharing is good to...Cum on lets carbo load for the Bloomin HASH! On On

Skin Always Wins!

2009-04-26T11:34:00.000-07:00

Looks like Nike copied the format for the Bare Buns Fun Run. How cum you all don't train this way?

Just like our Hash to havel a Half Mind.

2009-04-25T07:35:00.000-07:00

Hey all anyone interested in hosting the pre-pre-Bloomin HASH Lube BBQ on Friday night prior to the Bloomin HASH on Saturday? Has been an anal event for the past few years...go to some hounds place--BYOB-Beverage, BYOM-Meat talk trash and have fun...if anyone interested please let me or Squirt know so we can spam it to the pack. In the past has been a start around 6 wrapped up around 9 or 10, but hell if you are willing to do it you can set the ground rules! Ha On On

Another slight change that will be posted on the website and Facebook site in the near future is the change in venue NAME for the HASH on May 14th--same place just different name...Jackson Hole changed to Charlies and Mom's and is now back to Jackson Hole

PS the Campout also has changed to its FINAL Date July 24, 25, 26 at Bells Bay on Lake CdA...same place just different date--Thanks to Uncle Pervy for the change in date cash exchange....On On Spooner

Bloomin Hash Info.

2009-04-20T18:31:00.001-07:00

Hello from IEH3--please forward to interested hounds in Spokane for Bloomsday regarding IEH3 Bloomin HASH events

WHAT: Bloomin HASH IEH3 #539
WHEN: Saturday May 3 3:30pm social around 2:30
WHERE: Fast Eddie's 1 W Spokane Falls Blvd, Spokane, WA
WHO: HareExtraordinares Squirt and Beaver
WHY: Cuz Bloomin Saturday is a HASHin Day

Bloomsday Sunday May 4
Beer Stop on top of Doomsday Hill ~mile 4.75 look for flag on leftside near top and give an On On and a Knackered IEH3 Hound will provide you some "hoppy go juice" to get you to the finish line

On In after Bloomsday
Season Ticket Bar and Grill (when you finish until...)
N 1221 Howard, Spokane, WA short walk north through park after finishing
Food fun sun and suds

Possible Friday Night BBQ...if you are in town and want to carbo load let me know and I will pass on the specifics
On On Spooner Boy IEH3 On Sex

Hash Updates Again

2009-04-13T18:32:00.000-07:00

Next HASH IEH3 #538
Where Who knows? The Mule knows...it will be near Millwood and Trent in the SpoCanada Valley area sort of--when he lets me know I will let you know
Saturday April 18th social at 130ish hare away at 200
Stayed tuned for the other specifics like the exact location soon...

Other Bloomin HASH IEH3 #539 Saturday May 2nd
Where: Fast Eddies where else
When: Hares away at 330....little later but more time to drink beer
Who: The Beav and Squirtimus Maximus--who else
Why: cuz we are tired of HASHing on Saturdays except for this one

First Thursday HASH #540
May 14th THURSTDAY 600ish start
Where: Charlie's and Moms Bowdish and Sprague--SpoCanada Valley
Who: Terminator

CAMPOUT--Bell Bay
JULY 17, 18 and 19
details to follow
Same place as last year

Up CUMing Events

2009-04-13T17:43:00.000-07:00

Spooner says "Next HASH is Saturday regular 200pm start Hare The MULE no venue YET but will be in the Millwood near Trent avenue area or so I was told

Bloomin HASH is Satu May 2nd 3:30 start with HARES extradinaire YOu and the Beav

I have not heard about any BBQ situation before but I will inquire with the GM

HASH Campout is July 15 16 and 17 at Bell Bay--same place as last year

Terminator has the first Thursday HAsh May 14th and Charlies and Moms off of Sprague and Bowdish in SpoCanada Valley --I do not remember typical Thursday start time...thats what I know and not much more than that..."

IEH3 # 536

2009-03-19T10:42:00.000-07:00

What: IEH3 # 536
Bound to be some sort of Theme HASH for the Beav as it is co-hared by V. Ass and Uncle Pervy at Bottoms Up....

When: Saturday March 21, social-1:30, Hares away-2:00

Where: Bottom's Up
13921 E Trent Ave
Spokane Valley, WA 99216

Why: Cuz Saturday's a HASHing Day

Who: Valenteenie Ass and da Uncle Pervy

Cruisers Hash Has Past

2009-03-08T17:33:00.000-07:00

Cruisers at Stateline - Next Hash

2009-03-01T15:07:00.000-08:00

Here is the venue for the next hash.
WHAT: IEH3 # 535

WHERE: Cruisers at Stateline. Take Exit 299 on I-90. 6105 W. Seltice Way. If you know where Showgirls is you can find it.

WHEN: Saturday March 7th. Start 1:30pm. Social around 1:00pm

WHO: Chia Crack and Chilly Cheeks

Hell Gate Hash

2009-02-25T06:38:00.001-08:00

IEH3 your favorite pack of hounds to the East--Hellgate Hash out of Missoula is holding their annual St Red Patty's Dress *un this weekend.

HASH time has changed from 130 Prelube to a 300pm Prelube--at where else? Red's Bar in DT Zoolatown. If interested please contact princessbjob@gmail.com (PBJ) to let her know of your planned attendance....also they have a new website for us to ogle.

www.hellgatehash.com

#534 HASH

2009-02-18T19:17:00.000-08:00

WHAT: IEH3 #534 HASH

WHERE: The Viking
1221 N Stevens St
Spokane, WA

WHEN: Saturday Feb. 21
2:00 pm start
Social- 1:30ish

WHY: Cuz Saturdays a HASHing Day
Scratch told me at Red Dress and I
believe her!!!!!!!!

WHO: Spooner and Transid Nuts

Photos from the Red Dress

2009-02-07T20:28:00.001-08:00

http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/SquirtIeh3/Hash_533_Red_Dress_2009/

Red Dress Alert!

2009-01-25T17:04:00.000-08:00

The pack voted on the red dress run at the hash yesterday and they've move the date from Feb 21 to Feb 7

Hares: Virgin Hare Rectal Remorse and New Boot Jen

Venue: Fast Eddies

Souvenoir Red Dress gloves - no promises.

Red Dress cost is $10 because it's a pub crawl.

On-on

Mismanagment - 01.22.09

2009-01-23T09:06:00.000-08:00

Chia Crack, Ever-Spreader, Everready, Everhard, and Party-Stick were hashers in attendance at last night’s mismanagement meeting. Pizza and beer were consumed. GM Everhard asked for input for a red dress run as well as the possibility of another campout this summer. The campout idea has been tabled for input from other hashers. The red dress run has been unanimously agreed on for Feb 7, but we need a hare and venue. (The attending hare raiser said we have no hares volunteered for any upcumming trails after this Saturday’s run, which is to be hared by the GM). Also discussed was whether to try and do some sort of red dress “souvenir”. T-shirts were tossed aside, shorts were a maybe. On a previous occasion Pink Pecker had expressed interest in gloves that were not the huge cotton variety we’ve had in the past, so Everready suggested we do that. Time is of the essence, however, in getting this done in the next four weeks and I agreed to “head” this project up. Who have we used in the past for screen printing? They have our logo stuff? Do they have apparel or do I find that elsewhere? The Colorado InterAmericas Hash was mentioned as well as the Edmonton 1000 Run Hash. Everhard will be unavailable for approximately four weeks mid-February to mid-March. Meeting adjourned approximately 7:15. ON-ON!

Another Fu*%ing Reminder!

2009-01-17T16:19:00.000-08:00

WHAT: Mismanagement Meeting (SOCIAL)
WHERE: David's Pizza
Boone and Hamilton, SnoKane
WHEN: Thursday at 6:30**all welcum** let your voice be heard or at
least have some beer and pizza!

WHAT: IEH3 # 532
WHERE: Sullivan Scoreboard (Scotty's)
205 N. Sullivan
SpoCanada Valley
WHEN: Saturday January 24 @ 2:00 pm
WHO: Everhard (GM and seasoned Hare, who always checks before
the HASH in regards to venue closures due to remodeling etc.
so the pack doesnt have to freeze in the parking lot consuming
beer it bought just to stay warm)
WHY: Cuz Saturdays a HASHing Day

On On

Important Information

2009-01-13T18:55:00.000-08:00

Mismanagement meeting:

1/22/09 6:30 pm, at David's Pizza, Boone & Hamilton, Spokane.

Next hash, hare Everhard:

1/24/09 2:00 pm, at Sullivan Scoreboard, 205 N. Sullivan, Spokane Valley.Everhard

Hash #531 - Illinois Bar Tail of the Trail

2009-01-13T18:51:00.000-08:00

It was a cold and blustery Saturday---actually it wasn't that cold and it definitely wasn't blustery. About a dozen harty Hashers showed up at a secret location in the northwest part of Spokane. It must have been a secret because a lot of Hashers never showed up. We left the bar at the anounced starting time of 2:45 PM. After a short ice talk, we milled around for about five minutes until trail was found across the street. After several short back checks, we headed south. There was not a back 69, but I am sure if you added up all the back checks they would total 69.

We headed down over the hill to the railroad tracks as a planned sledding hill. The sledding was great if you didn't mind a little mud and a few big rocks. We continued on across a retaining wall (though several hounds whimped out and stayed on the Centennial Trail) to the Avista parking lot where this nice blond bimbo offered us sone beer and hot dogs.

After a short break we were back on trail… well sort of. We had a little trouble going around Mission Park – maybe it was the turkey/eagle split or maybe it was just half-a-mind hashers. Finally we arrived at the Gonzaga campus in time to mingle with the basketball fans arriving for a game. After climbing over a larger than average snow pile, we made it to the Bulldog Tavern for a quick brew. From there it was a round-a-bout way to the On-In, back at the Illinois.

The Hashers in attendance were Anal Remorse, at least 3 Evers, Boner, Valenteeny, Bev, Waffle Nuts, Party Stick (with leftover Costco Belgian chocolates from Spokane Discount), The Beast, Defloured, new boot Jen, our hare 3-Dogs and the Hot dog lady. There may have been others, but I don't remember. Sometimes I don't remember if I was there.

To the best of my memory, Terminator

Pink Pecker showed up after the hash during circle and we even had a spectator ask to join the circle so we awarded him with a down-down song. The double-D mug was a bit much for the guy and he unknowingly removed the vessel from his lips. When told he’d have to pour the beer “on him” he dribbled a little onto his shoes. Oh well, he wasn’t instructed properly before his song.

Everready

Dogs of January - Is There a Next Hash?

2009-01-03T17:35:00.000-08:00

Sho nuf do, if it is the one next week you is askin about (1/10/09) tis 3 dog here and I is d' hare dog- starting at Illinois bar just up Perry from Mission Street, Snowkan, Washahowill use orange dust on white/grey/black snowlive harewent and checked out the trail today - an hour to do it non stopI garantee planes trains and automobiles - scratch that - ain't no technology on trail...railroad tracks and tracks going the wrong way in fresh snow there will beI garantee snow, slides, swings, shiggy, dogs, dragons, rivers, ponds and parks and of course a Turkey eagle split and Illinois has full menue for grub under $9.50 On On 2 BS at minimum, maybe 3 if a good turnout

Another Hash Year Gone!

2008-12-31T07:14:00.000-08:00

To the IEH3 Pack--Please except or is that accept...my sincere apologies for being tardy with my spam to the pack regarding the last HASH...too much cheer and merry HO HO and Mary the HO...caused the IEH3 spam to go out a little late...hope all that made the Hanger 57 IEH3 # 530 had a great trail! Or had a great time sitting in the warmth of the pub and consuming many beers!!!

REMINDER ******************************* a note from Scratch, and it is true it is rare that we have such an event within close proximity to WashAHo please consider and rego if interested----Note from Scratch----"Less than 140 spots left for the IAH2009 (inter-americas hash) in Winterpark, CO this upcuming Labor day... i have been promoting this for awhile and it is so rare to get a huge hashing event this close and it would be shame if i was the only one representing the ieh3... there are boise, calgary, coos bay, edmonton, and portland area hashers signed up... if you want to see hashing at its finest... this is the event to attend... check out iah2009.com for more info..." Happy New Year!ON-ON Scratch

Happy Friggin HASH New Year May your beers be many, your hangover be slight and your carnal pleasures be...ah hell can't think of anything that rhymes.......Merry Friggin New Year and Happy Christmas IEH3 On On see you all on the 10th of January at...............check here on the website next week and look for the prompt pack spam.

On On Spoonered